
Walk away… Just walk away VERY VERY SLOWLY.
(Barack Obama and the annual turkey pardon)
This one didn’t make it. (Via I Can Has Cheezburger)
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Run away!!
Is it weird that when I first read this I thought of Holy Grail?
Nope. Personally I think it’s kinda hot.
PK’s eating my comments again!!!
Great, that one they allow. Anyway, thanks The Steve.
Now I REALLY wanna know what you said that was naughty enough for PK to censor it!
*uses imagination*
I think it was something about Cool Whip, a gerbil, leather, and a motorcycle…
*shudders* Gerbils freak me out. No gerbils pls.
2 pounds of plutonium and a monkey with a hammer ..
That I could probably handle.
Does it need batteries?
Not that I’m aware of.
Especially not with the plutonium!
Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
I think so Brain… but do I really need 2 tongues?
Ow! Cake through the nose is not fun!
BTW, the cake isn’t always a lie.
No, not always. I have cake.
*shares cake with Mina to replace her nose cake*
*Noms cake* Thank you!
Ew. Nose Cake.
When in doubt, always use a Monty Python reference!
Should we start the countdown timer to the huge debate about whether or not Obama is cool, leading to healthcare and whether death panels exist, and finally resting on the topic of hitler?
I think that Turkey is Hilter reincarnated, and once again Obama let’s him go. SEE Obama DOES support Hitler….. must be the Anti-Christ or something..
Would that trukey also be covered under the new health care? Did the turkey pay taxes, I don’t think the turkey looks rich, he doesn’t even have shoes on, which Obama failed to provide. My god (or FSM) cruelty to Animals, his kids are in sweat shirts, and the animal is out cold and naked. Where’s PETA?!?!!?
Will we be allowed to have turkey dinners with all the fixings under the new health care plan? Or will we be required to eat tofurkey?
I swear, I’ll move to another country! Tofurkey= Anti Christ!
The Belgians invented it!!!1!!1!
No REM invented it.
REM for lunch???
I bet the turkey doesn’t even speak american! I mean, english!
That’s right!! Let’s see the Turkey’s birth certificate.
I cry fowl! He’s an illegal immigrant. Deport him!
I’m pretty sure he’s from Kenyiria.
*snerk*
The turkey was Belgian.
If you turn it sideways, it’s clearly German.
Although ILPB up there seems to think the turkey was Austrian.
9/11 Nazi
Obama planned 9/11!!!11!!!!1!!
With Hitler Turkey’s help and consent…. I knew there had to be a reason for the pardon.
It’s all a big conspiracy! I bet Bush and Elvis were involved too. And the aliens in the UFOs. They’re all related you know, and the aliens control the oil companies that are drilling under New York from a secret location!
Of course they are drilling under NY – why do you think all that steam comes out of the grates in the winter??? They are cooking cheezeburgers!
The turkey planned 9/11
None of that matters, because the turkey is SOCIALIST!!!!1!!111!!!
I thought it was some NAtive Americant Dutch tirbe doing that.
Why’s a turkey on stage with the President? Is it cause it goes so well with large ham?
Wait, I don’t see Biden. Now I’m REALLY confused.
That turkey is toast.
Sasha is watching his escape. Soon, it will be all “Daddy? Daddy? Daaaadeeeeee……”
She is SUCH a little sister.
*knows from little sisters*
What? Are you trying to imply something about little sister? *turns and yells* Mom! LG’s picking on me again!
*looks innocent*
What?
*loses control*
She started it!!!
I don’t care who started it! I’m going to finish it! Now go to your rooms! If you two can’t start acting like responsible 6 year olds there will be cake and ice cream for dessert!
I saw the whole thing, mom! I told them to behave themselves, but they wouldn’t listen to me!
That turkey isn’t in too much danger of being eaten, now if he were a chicken, or a pig then he wouldn’t have made it too getting his picture taken