Comments on: CHUCK NORRIS

By: AKtheJefe

AKtheJefe — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 14:10:52 +0000

second that.

Statesman, cop, soldier, cowboy, dont-take-no-crap-from-nobody-kinda guy

By: keikii

keikii — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 13:00:49 +0000

Teddy WASN’T fuzzy… was he?

By: Alan B.

Alan B. — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 17:48:09 +0000

Great photo of TR. Chuck Norris shouldn’t even be mentioned in the same breath as TR.

BTW, pince-nez are back in style! I wear them all the time and have two pair. Please see my blog, the Pince-Nez Renaissance. It is the only blog devoted to the modern wear of these glasses.

By: Default User

Default User — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 06:24:53 +0000

*looks around at the rest of the party* Yeah, compared to some of them, well, you can cheer us or in an emergency we can always eat you. Or is that only minstrels who are edible?

By: You Fail

You Fail — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 02:24:19 +0000

i wasn’t dissing, i think it’s cool. (:

By: bitter troll : Grammar Police #1 most wanted

bitter troll : Grammar Police #1 most wanted — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 01:12:13 +0000

bitter troll rolled a cheerful bard who dances and sings…thats helpful to the party right?

By: Default User

Default User — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 01:02:55 +0000

*texts ambulance* ZOMG we need 500cc’s of humor stat!

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 00:58:37 +0000

The correct term is ‘bicycle’

By: Default User

Default User — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 00:52:17 +0000

Don’t be silly, we don’t weigh things in pounds, we’re labeling them with how much they would sell for in Britain. If I want a pound of ice cream it means I want however much ice cream I can buy with this *holds up British one pound coin* Incidentally, does anyone know how much ham I can get with one of them plastic aussie 5 dollar notes?

By: gene kelly

gene kelly — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:44:40 +0000

Teddy was last great Republican President (Ike didn’t give his “Military-Industrial Complex” speech until he was about out the door) and Chuck Norris is an idiot, a terrible actor with a bad hair piece..

By: Captain Wow the Ambassador of Awesome

Captain Wow the Ambassador of Awesome — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:23:03 +0000

*accidentally clicks on the real EWAdams’s profile*
*seizes violently*
So… much…. stupid….
SOMEBODY SEDATE ME!

By: MetalMagpie

MetalMagpie — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:47:25 +0000

Not badass as such. More like the banking cousin of Sherlock Homes.

By: DRH

DRH — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 21:49:13 +0000

Clearly you’ve never been present for a declaration of Shenanigans.

By: Ignatz

Ignatz — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 16:06:28 +0000

What’s wrong with rape, pillage and murder? Perfectly valid way to play.

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 14:03:33 +0000

REACTIONARY???? WTF EWA, your so-called lols are the DEFINITION of reactionary.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 13:23:52 +0000

An equally pertinent point – how come I’ve never seen an EWAdams LOLame in voting?

By: EWAdams (the real one)

EWAdams (the real one) — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:46:12 +0000

Some of you don’t seem smart enough to realize that dissing me only encourages me. If my LOLs suck so badly how come so many of them make it to the top? I ain’t clickfrauding them — got better things to do with my time, like making more LOLs that piss off more reactionary ignoramuses.

By: timmy the dying boy

timmy the dying boy — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 05:32:34 +0000

Come on. Teddy, with one arm tied behind his back, would still make Chuck cry like a little girl.

By: You Fail

You Fail — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 02:32:41 +0000

Would anyone else not be shocked if this author is found dead of roundhouse kicks to the head?

By: pittypat

pittypat — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 22:38:56 +0000

Aaaand there’s always the odd proper noun capitalization, and other, various *points* of punctuation.

By: DaDave

DaDave — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 20:24:19 +0000

You would look disgruntled too if you were the most badass president ever and you had to dress like a banker.

By: Big Daddy Ivan The Shortrightist

Big Daddy Ivan The Shortrightist — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 14:54:20 +0000

Chuck Norris or President!

I choose President!

Besides, Chucks knees are shot. He ain’t kicking too much ass anymore.

By: Default User

Default User — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 08:45:02 +0000

Shun the amusèd one! Shun!

By: Default User

Default User — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 08:41:47 +0000

I think it requires a space between the tm and the stuff
[words you want trademarked][a space]{tm}.

By: mabsba

mabsba — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 03:51:27 +0000

WIN ™.

By: mabsba

mabsba — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 03:50:51 +0000

dang it ™.

By: mabsba

mabsba — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 03:50:08 +0000

Hmph(tm).

By: Charro God

Charro God — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 03:42:21 +0000

By: Charro God

Charro God — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 03:42:02 +0000

See? ™.

By: Charro God

Charro God — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 03:41:38 +0000

I did put a period. It didn’t work (TM).

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 03:38:58 +0000

C no workee.
*has a sad*

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 03:38:31 +0000

Ah HAH! You have to put a period after the second bracket. so (proper letters).
That at least will get the superscript effect.
Now trying with the letter (c).

By: Charro God

Charro God — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 03:38:18 +0000

Ok, I really give up.

By: Charro God

Charro God — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 03:37:53 +0000

Damnit! How did you do that?(TM).

By: Charro God

Charro God — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 03:37:24 +0000

TM(tm)

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 03:37:10 +0000

Hmmm ™.

By: Charro God

Charro God — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 03:36:06 +0000

TM (TM)

By: mabsba

mabsba — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 03:18:56 +0000

Huh(TM)
Or is it(Tm)

By: mabsba

mabsba — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 03:18:39 +0000

Hmmmmmmmm(tm)

By: Charro God

Charro God — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 03:05:53 +0000

I give up.

By: Charro God

Charro God — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 03:05:26 +0000

Fukc!(TM)

By: Charro God

Charro God — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 03:05:06 +0000

hmm…

Dude (TM)?

By: Charro God

Charro God — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 03:04:39 +0000

Dude(tm)?

By: Rando the Randorian

Rando the Randorian — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 02:58:05 +0000

You should be ashamed. Very very ashamed!

By: Rando the Randorian

Rando the Randorian — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 02:57:04 +0000

I’d say Ed Wood, but his movies are so bad they’re entertaining. Uwe Boll is an excellent comparison. If EWAdams made a movie, it’d so end up on MST3K.

By: Rando the Randorian

Rando the Randorian — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 02:52:58 +0000

Dude, are you serious?! Apparently it has to come after something with {tm} except replacing {} with ().

By: Rando the Randorian

Rando the Randorian — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 02:51:40 +0000

Crap ™.

By: Rando the Randorian

Rando the Randorian — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 02:51:20 +0000

(TM) ( TM ) Test post again.

By: Rando the Randorian

Rando the Randorian — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 02:50:40 +0000

(tm) ( tm ) I’ve gotten it to work too. I’m trying to figure out how I did it. Test post essentially.

By: Rando the Randorian

Rando the Randorian — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 02:49:00 +0000

EW. If there is one thing that liberals AND conservatives on this site can agree on, it’s that EWAdams is a worthless tool who desperately needs someone to destroy his computer.