Comments on: The police still haven’t

By: bob

bob — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 18:55:07 +0000

that guy is my hero.

By: Monika

Monika — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 14:29:45 +0000

oooohhh, he should have gone with the classic: “Make me a Sandwich” I am thoroughly disappointed.

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 18:35:11 +0000

Now that’s just kinky… but I like where you’re going.

By: Nihil

Nihil — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 18:28:27 +0000

he will never find a womens body….

By: D the Bag

D the Bag — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:08:38 +0000

That’s Rich Shirtenlieb from Totcher and Ritch in Boston, Morning on 98.5 the Sports Hub. That guy is friggin hilarious!

By: TLV

TLV — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 07:17:32 +0000

To you, “Default User” and your DD bit: Blasphemy!

By: No1askedme

No1askedme — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 06:56:33 +0000

That’s why you keep them on a paper plate.

By: No1askedme

No1askedme — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 06:55:04 +0000

WELCOME TO THE INTERNETS!

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:56:33 +0000

Well, I’ll try, but I really think it’s going to take alot of work to beat that. We could be at it for years.

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:55:32 +0000

-Here’s a bad one for you-
Top ten best pick up lines:
5. Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
4. You’re legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day
3. That [article of clothing] is very becoming on you. If I were on you I’d be cumming too.
2.(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

And number one best pick up line ever: Excuse me, but does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

By: mabsba

mabsba — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:28:25 +0000

So, Nao, when your fellow says that he likes women half his age, you say, primping, “So you must be talking about physical appearance, right?” The beauty is what can he do except agree that will end well for him.

By: Naoyusimi

Naoyusimi — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:25:25 +0000

For the most part, Mabs, I agree that guys in their 20s are too young/immature for long-term (fun for a fling, though ), yet it really all depends on where you’re at in your life and what you want out of it. If he wants what you do, then there’s no problem. I know several May-December couples (most of them older guys/younger women, of course) who seem to do just fine, and have been together long years.

By: mabsba

mabsba — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:22:29 +0000

You don’t even have to add “than [insert name]” for that statement to be true.

By: Naoyusimi

Naoyusimi — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:21:46 +0000

D.U.: I prefer to think HE matured a LITTLE, AND I’m younger looking that I am.

By: mabsba

mabsba — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:20:01 +0000

Still can’t figure out the stupid redface. That’s what it says in ‘properties’ for the blushing face.

I dunno, someone in their 30s is waaaaay different than someone in their 20s. But really, it’s been so long since I dated. Some guy was chatting me up at the store, so I pointed out that my ring was a wedding ring (it’s a sapphire rather than a diamond so not everyone realizes that) and he said ‘Oh, that’s okay.’ I told him that if that was okay with him I wouldn’t be interested in going out with him if I wasn’t married. Yuck. Guys like that make me glad I am married.

By: Naoyusimi

Naoyusimi — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:19:58 +0000

Jon’s funnier.

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:16:16 +0000

Either he’s saying you look alot younger than you are or he’s saying you’re really immature for your age

By: Naoyusimi

Naoyusimi — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:15:14 +0000

I guess I should say, “He’s never dated in his own age cohort . . . until he met ME.”

By: Naoyusimi

Naoyusimi — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:13:07 +0000

Mabs: I know about the older age +/- same years-thing, but at 41, 26 was too young; at 45, 34 was OK to marry.
LOL
It wasn’t THAT different.

Years later, about a month before I turned 39, I met a guy who wouldn’t give up until I went out on a date with him. He was 28–same age difference.

My fiance, who’s 1 year younger, has NEVER dated in his own age cohort . . . he says (in an attempt to needle me) that 1/2 his age is about right . . . I don’t give him the satisfaction of much more than a squinty-eyed glare.

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:02:38 +0000

No, see, whipped implies he’s actually getting some. Also implies he doesn’t mind it.

By: mabsba

mabsba — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:56:32 +0000

Yeah, ditto DU. Cute, smart, funny…they’d be a perfect ticket.

By: mabsba

mabsba — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:54:51 +0000

But that’s cute. The other is just crude.

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:54:44 +0000

No, we were just going by appearance as merit for being president. I would not complain over much about his being president though

By: mabsba

mabsba — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:52:02 +0000

:redface:

By: Naoyusimi

Naoyusimi — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:49:11 +0000

Want to know the bad kind of dirty? I didn’t do anything but drool all night, but the night my stepbrother got married, I met my new stepsister-in-law’s brother . . . OMG, was that guy hot-hot-hot.

I found out much later in the evening that he was STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL. I was 34 or 35 . . . I felt pervy-icky!!
(OK, what’s the code for the blushing, again?)

By: mabsba

mabsba — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:48:05 +0000

Nao, the older you are, the less the same age difference matters. I.e., 35 is fine if you’re 45, but 15 when you’re 25…ew…and illegal.

DU, mine has never played hard to get…at any age.

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:47:36 +0000

So long as it isn’t of messican, those just bring back the memories, and the nightmares. Ever hear a bicycle wake up screaming?

By: Naoyusimi

Naoyusimi — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:44:01 +0000

Screw that! If we’re voting for funniest President, Jon shall have to run for Pres, and Tina can run for V.P. I like the idea of a woman prez and all, but Jon Stewart is covered in awesome sauce.

::slurp::

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:41:58 +0000

Mabs: I think they like the chase, as do the younger men, it’s the whole playing hard to get thing.

Nao:I’ve heard alot of guys say older women are more generous in bed, might explain why they’re so pushy.

When I’m older I really don’t think I’ll make a good cougar, I slept with a guy who was about for years younger than me (he was 19), I didn’t find out his age till after and I honestly felt dirty for that, and not the good dirty.

By: mabsba

mabsba — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:41:04 +0000

Jon Stewart for VP!

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:36:20 +0000

Well if Palin would be a great president Tina Fey would do just as well, if not better. *votes Tina Fey for president*

By: Naoyusimi

Naoyusimi — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:30:32 +0000

DU: I’ve chased AWAY men that young . . . damn, they are pushy these days with older women. I wonder if my mom ever had that problem. Come to think of it, she DID date a guy, when I was in high school, who was 26 . . . that’s right. She almost didn’t date him, because she thought he was too young! LOL
She was 40 or 41. Then, she ends up marrying my stepdad just 4 years later, who was 11 years younger. In both cases, though, they did the chasing, not her.

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:27:36 +0000

UGh! Ogga ogga? gah!*

*That bear skin was a gift from my dead grandmother and is very dear to me. Why are you conscious? Stop talking or I’ll be forced to club you over the head again.

By: mabsba

mabsba — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:25:34 +0000

That sounds right. But since Nao pointed out that cougars are chasing younger men and I already have one that comes instead of having to be chased, I have decided that being a cougar is silly.

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:20:56 +0000

I thought you could hit cougar at 35 providing you were preying on guys sufficiently younger (i.e. barely legal)

By: mabsba

mabsba — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:15:32 +0000

My friend has a nice unicycle looking for a buddy….

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:14:21 +0000

My poor bicycle is still in therapy….

By: mabsba

mabsba — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:04:42 +0000

Now that would be funnier if it weren’t close to the content of the conversation. I was getting pissed because I thought the guy was making these racist jokes, then I realized that he really meant it. Ew.

By: froofrou who isn't as pissy today

froofrou who isn't as pissy today — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:02:20 +0000

Messicans?? Damn Messicans? Always comin’ in here and stealing our jobs, riding our women, and raping our bikes…..

By: mabsba

mabsba — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 03:55:19 +0000

That’s always rather frightening when you’re having one of ‘those’ discussions with someone and you think they’re joking and then realize that they are totally friggin’ serious. I had one of those with someone about Mexicans once…. *shudders*

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 03:52:19 +0000

because men are perfect and can do no wrong no matter what (according to my former mil…… i used to tell myself she was being sarcastic, but then one day i realized she meant it ! )

By: Sylvia

Sylvia — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 03:09:05 +0000

He can lay in the road and wait for a steamroller to come by.

By: Naoyusimi

Naoyusimi — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 03:07:23 +0000

I had to go,suddenly, too. Just got back, but I’ll borrow that and lie in wait for that churlish character . . .

By: Charro God

Charro God — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 02:08:29 +0000

*is booty pillaged*

By: viking gal

viking gal — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 01:18:47 +0000

Rawr!

By: mabsba

mabsba — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 00:10:56 +0000

*mabs reappears, waving stungun* Sorry, I had to go to work again. Would you like to borrow this, Nao?

By: bitter troll : Grammar Police #1 most wanted

bitter troll : Grammar Police #1 most wanted — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:08:48 +0000

dear skins? like skins that are dear to you?

cause deer skins might work better

By: bitter troll : Grammar Police #1 most wanted

bitter troll : Grammar Police #1 most wanted — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:06:58 +0000

-bursts in from the pirate thread, grabs charro and pillages her booty-

By: Naoyusimi

Naoyusimi — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:00:10 +0000

I said HE calls me that, and I’m going to kick his little behind, one of these days . . . . what do you think I’m going to do to YOU?

By: charro

charro — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:58:34 +0000

Just as I suspected.