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CORRUPTION
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(Nancy Pelosi and Rahm Emanuel)

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  1. Okay, I saw this and literally screamed like a little girl. I’m glad I’m home alone or that would’ve been embarrassing.

    • Kn0wledge1ne da Independent Lefty says:

      Stimulating Package: Appearently Raum Emmanuel has it

      • That made me scream too. Pelosi & Rahm are not my favorite Democrats. They’re like friends in your high school clique that you don’t like, but are friends with other friends, so you have to put up with them. Like my best friend in high school’s girlfriend. She was sooooo the Pelosi of our group.

      • ewwee says:

        Apparently Pelosi is enjoying it. By the way, where is his hand? His arm appears to be around her.

  2. Spanky wants to lynch EWAdams says:

    Amen !

  3. n00b says:

    Woo hoo!! A good one.

  4. walking chrome toaster says:

    its made out of dollars collected from the middle class!

    • Rax says:

      The Republican scent is made from essence of workers blood, sweat and tears.

      • gniknihtdrawkcab says:

        Yup, Democrats don’t benefit from it at all. What’s that? What about Medicare, Welfare, etc? Oh no, they don’t get any of that. Those programs are just for Republicans.

        • Rax says:

          Yup, thats why they have their own scent (see toaster) made from something different.

          And no, I think all ranking politicians are corrupt regardless of affiliation.

          • Chiele says:

            idk, i think a few are ok. I mean sometimes you need to lie/ exatrate to get fallowers but in the end if your doing the best thing for the people and giving them the best you can… it makes it moral

      • Dhoti the anti EWAdamsist says:

        Yes, partisan troll is partisan, we get it…blah, blah, blah.

        You *did* notice that it says “Congressional”, not “Democratic”, right?

        • I noticed! I even pointed it out earlier! I was really hoping we could keep an actually pretty funny one (featuring two Democrats that frankly neither side is that fond of) bipartisan, but alas, it can’t be done. Too much to expect from PK I guess.

          • Rax says:

            Actually, I would say that it is still bipartisan. I’m a republican by viewpoint, but I think that the vast majority of politicians are crooked regardless of their affiliation.

            • Default User says:

              Hey! You can’t say that! I said something very similar to that a few weeks ago and I’m a democrat. We aren’t allowed to agree on things. It’s against the rules. Didn’t you read the contract you signed when you joined your political party?

              • Rax says:

                It falls under the same idea as not agreeing but believing in the same thing. Like politicians are here to serve and better the lives of the people, yet somehow we always wind up worse for wear while they come out on top.

                More or less the basis for the entire political process.

                • Green Beard the Canuck, Pirate of the Mighty Bow River says:

                  Like the difference between a scientific law and a scientific theory. That politicians are corrupt is an observation independent of belief why politicians are corrupt is not observable and therefore must be logically analyzed and may be different based on point of view.

                  • mabsba says:

                    Um. I’m not sure that’s a good analogy. A scientific theory is a hypothesis that has been tested and proven valid. In mathematics, we call them theorems, but it’s the same thing. It’s a problem or hypothesis until proven or validated, then it’s a theorem or theory (using the math and science terms respectively).

                    Maybe I just don’t understand what you’re trying to say? :)

                    • Green Beard the Canuck, Pirate of the Mighty Bow River says:

                      In science there can be concurrent, incompatible theories which both offer alternate explanations of the same phenomena that both hold up under empirical examination (Eg. Relativity and Quantum Theory). It demonstrates that neither of the competing theories is complete, but both are functional in terms of predicting outcomes.

                      • mabsba says:

                        Yes, but using that as an analogy for interpreting the motives of politicians? Ugh.

                        I mean, both relativity and quantum theory have been proven (within their limitations). We just don’t know enough yet (hopefully) to combine them properly. But you can’t produce two ‘theories’ for politicians’ motives that can be scientifically tested.

                        But I get what you mean. Remember, here where it’s warm we have a lot of problems with people who don’t understand what a scientific theory means (say, the creationists), so I was a little concerned that you had departed from your usual rational mode.

                        Maybe people are like trolls: they need coldness to think rationally? :)

                        • Green Beard the Canuck, Pirate of the Mighty Bow River says:

                          The idea I was shooting at is that political corruption is observable, inarguable, and non-disprovable.

                          Partisan view points have to stand up to the scrutiny of logical examination.

                          Hence why they can appear to agree there is political corruption without violating their respective ideological view points.

                        • mabsba says:

                          “Partisan view points have to stand up to the scrutiny of logical examination. ”

                          Hee hee. Did you type that with a straight face? About OUR political parties? ;)

                        • Green Beard the Canuck, Pirate of the Mighty Bow River says:

                          I said partisan view points, not the political theater that has played out the last few years.

                          I want to believe that the majority of both (D)’s and (R)’s are actually rational and base their particular perspective on logically derived conclusions based on experience and observation; and that the nonsensical drama I see in the media is nothing more than posturing before getting down to the serious debate… It’s been a very long couple decades of posturing, but you do still have someone who knows what they are doing in office right?… right?

                          *looks out with teary puppy dog eyes*

                        • mabsba says:

                          I certainly hope so. I imagine the rest of the world hopes so also. We survived the cold war; surely we can survive this.

                          I just question the idea of ‘rationality’ in politics when the same people who scream about murdering the unborn babies immediately turn around and scream against health care reform when 45,000 Americans die every year for lack of health care.

                          It’s just a bad week, probably. My friend’s friend, an abused woman, killed herself. And our mutual friend, an amazing artist, who was also a crazy homeless alcoholic veteran, died on the streets this week.

                          Perhaps, like Froo, I should change my name to mabsba who is pissy today. :D

                        • Green Beard the Canuck, Pirate of the Mighty Bow River says:

                          *squeezes Mabs*

                          I’m sorry for your loss.

            • Chiele says:

              then y did u say wut you said about the republican scent??? and stop being so cynicle

        • Default User says:

          Stop it! Stop saying things I’ve already said worded slightly different! Stop! Stop! Stop! *runs off crying*

          • Default User says:

            *runs back in* FTR, I was referring specifically to the voting rights. Not the other bit. *goes back to running off and cryong*

            • Rax says:

              Kinda makes you wonder how the landscape would look. Mostly republican, mostly democrat or the creating of a real third party because those that actually think wouldn’t put up with their stuff. Without being able to con the masses, would they really be able to get enough votes?

              And if so, given the demographics of the last elections, would Obama be president?

      • Chiele says:

        lol, i couldn’t agree with your more

      • Chiele says:

        lol, couldn’t agree with you more:)

  5. n00b says:

    That’s gotta reek!

  6. Frank says:

    There’s just something creepy about this on so many different levels.

  7. cgray says:

    Not enough Cialis in the world. Or tequila. Or guns pointed at my head.

  8. Ioannes says:

    An Italian (Pontius Pilate) and a Jew (Caiaphas) put Jesus to death.

    An Italian (Pelosi) and a Jew (Emanuel) believe in murdering unborn babies.

    Next question.

  9. Libby says:

    Is no one else dying of curiosity as to WHAT WAS HAPPENING HERE???? I mean, really????

  10. ay dios mio says:

    The blink partisan rage from this comment is one of the biggest fails I’ve seen today, and I lurk at failblog sir.

    Good day.

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  12. Boris says:

    Can we start a petition to bad this picture from the intarwebz? It’s Not Safe for…Anything.

  13. mabsba says:

    Yes, please. I have been wondering all day. Of course at first I thought it was an auto mechanic moonlighting as a prostitute….

    (“You might be a redneck….”)


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