
Air Force unvails newest Stealth fighter (kinda)
I prefer the one they keep in The Fortress Of Solitude
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Picture by: dunno source Caption by: bubbaphil via Our LOL Builder
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*invisible plane*
Spellcheck, plz.
Spellcheck was unavailable. *sorry*
It’s just like the old stealth fighter but who’s gonna tell the difference eh?
LITERACY FAIL
Spelling one word wrong does not make you illiterate.
Yeah, it kinda does.
And BTW, spellcheck isn’t the only resource to find out how to spell a word. If you have internet access to post your LOL, then you can go to any dictionary site. Or you can just post your misspelled crap and look like a moron in front of the whole literate world.
Speaking of dictionary sites, look up “illiterate” sometime.
Or they could have just paid attention in school and accumulated general spelling knowledge and not have made the fail in the first place.
Well damn. I’m illiterate.
Me too.
Yes. Yes it does.
who cares?
Oh, grow up.
unvails?
To no avail.
Win!
No it is an epic vail.
Unvales!
Is that the opposite of vale? The UnVale? Would they explode and end the earth if they valed together?
Perhaps they form a covalent bond?
I vale not be dragged into your wordplays! *angry German accent*
You are now unavailable?
The “wet patch” on the ground looks kind of like an F-22 or F-23.
Just a little bit. :3
it must be an f-22, f-23 (yf-34) was only a prototype and had different engine intakes
I’m the real Default User. This one is a phony! Kill it! Kill it with fire!
I think it is an alt-F4
Not a Ctrl-V?
It’s a ctrl-alt-del.
Argh! You killed my computer!
Now go into dos and type Format C:\
*sniffs* Why do you and Rando hate me? *sobs on keyboard*
Oooooo…pretty sparks!
Do it! It makes a pretty picture!
Got nothing on Wonder Woman.
It’s kinda fake :O
Holy crap all this time I thought there was a REAL invisible jet he was stepping into!! Thank you for clarifying!!
Looks like he’s lifting a leg to pee.
OLD…. This went around the internet when I was still in the Air Force and that was 6 years ago.
And yes paws4thot, it’s an F-22.
Thought so, and yes I remember this photo (or a similar one without the wet patch) trundling round the interweb 6 years back too. Still, AFAIK it’s its first time on here, which is always something.
But what’s actually happening? Is their a reason for this?
Steven Seagal has just nicked the plane back from the baddies who stole it in the worst action movie of all time, “Flight of Fury”.
Bored airmen + camera + idea for stealth plane joke
This isn’t stealth. We can perfectly see the soldier flying over us.
well its not a stealth soldier
Why has all the recommended pictures been changed to pure animal i can haz cheezeburger ones? How come not a single old pundit kitchen post is recommended? How does a picture/caption of an invisible air craft leads Pundit kitchen staff to conclude that I will enjoy a picture of hugging cats singing a lullaby?
BEcause who doesn’t love hugging cats singing a lullaby, I mean really…
rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top. When the wind blows, the cradle will rock *hugs kitteh*
What Joy!!
When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall…
That’s good old-fashioned nightmare fuel right there.
Lullaby translated from middle english:
Lollay, Lollay Little Child
Why are you crying so hard?
Because you have good
Reason to cry
It has been your destiny
For a long time
To live forever in misery
Sighing and mourning
For ever
Just like your ancestors
Have always
Done before you
While they were living
And they sang that to children? Yikes, talk about depressed children – “ cry, little one, for life is miserable and yours will be no different ”
then they teach them their bed time prayer “. . . If I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take . . . ” now try to sleep
I need to hug a kitteh *hugs kitteh*
with due acknowledgment to Terry Pratchett on the observation re bedtime prayer – Hogfather-
Nice
haha
F22 or F-35 from the Outline. Definitely a GEN-5 Fighter. It’s a Rain outline… lol
Not rain, as the moisture would be on the negative space, not the positive space. It is just condensation or dew from the early morning.
As the sun heated the ground that was around the jet’s shadow, the dew evaporated, but the shadow kept the dew underneath from evaporating.
Yeah, well someone ought to fix that oil leak in the middle there.
Well, get on it then! I’m busy! *waves iron and wrinkled shirt around to emphasize how busy she is*
Let’s get this quite clear… I’ll fix the oil leak when the plane comes back, if I can find a gasket and the correct spanner. In the meantime get mopping, woman!
I can’t, you’ve got me chained to the bed, the chain isn’t long enough to let me out of the house into the driveway to mop up the oil spill. Now are you going to get back here and help me into this corset so you can help out of it later or are you going to stand there all day waiting for a sandwich?
got a little captain in you?
Can we cross post this to Fail Blog?
I’m going to say miserable FAIL. Obviously, there is the spelling error.
Also, the caption is placed over the best component of the gag.
Let’s keep in mind how thoroughly unoriginal the whole thing is, since it was made as a joke years ago, and has been circulating, complete with a more intelligent caption, for years.
Soooo, aside from the grammar error that people can’t just get over already, what the hell is going on with this picture? Did they just have an outline of a jet and a sense of humor? I assume so…
Psst. SPELLING error, you mean. There’s a difference between spelling and grammar. Maybe you missed that day in school?
Wasn’t this done a long time ago?
My entire understanding of the internet has just been called into question. I opened up this page, searched “photoshopped” in it, and no results were found.