Comments on: It may not be the most effiecent way to fish

By: Oxygen Monitor

Oxygen Monitor — Mon, 22 Nov 2010 12:14:15 +0000

those thick and heavy borosilicate wine glasses are the best but they are very expensive ~;, -*”

By: Soraku101

Soraku101 — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 04:59:12 +0000

HOOYAH NAVY!!

By: Ash

Ash — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 18:25:49 +0000

he must kill the pokemon

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 19:03:32 +0000

Ya know, I have heard that joke before but honestly didn’t have in mind when I wrote this. Wacky but I’ve always been a pervert.

And Lynn just tried to set fire to the kitchen. I hate this year.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 19:01:24 +0000

I do what I can with the moments of clarity I possess.

By: Naoyusimi

Naoyusimi — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:16:14 +0000

Can we vote on which you choose?

By: HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard

HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 16:26:46 +0000

DU – I think I should hand over my card preemptively to keep the level of embarrassment down for my feminist sisters. Either that or kill ILPB so this never happens again.

By: mabsba

mabsba — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 07:10:24 +0000

Who’s peeing on the pirate ship?

By: Naoyusimi

Naoyusimi — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 07:09:42 +0000

Or, PESE.

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 07:06:04 +0000

*walks in wearing lab coat and safety goggles while carrying test tube and clipboard* Interestingly enough, my findings show that the rum run through bitter’s *ahem* ‘filtering system’
is actually twice as alcoholic as the rum that was originally put into the ‘filter’. As long as we don’t tell anyone how it’s filtered we may be able to market this.

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 07:02:33 +0000

Besides, the term pirate is no longer politically correct. The new term is “Pre-emptive salvage experts”

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 07:00:06 +0000

Look, the options were burn all the rum in a huge conflagration to hopefully signal for rescue or drink rum until we slowly starve to death. I did the only logical thing. Though now that we’ve drunk all the rum I wonder that we haven’t all died from lack of food or just from alcohol poisoning.

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 06:54:16 +0000

Oh. Well. Alright then.

By: No1askedme

No1askedme — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 06:51:23 +0000

I see what you did there!

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 06:51:21 +0000

I’ve always found a stick of dynamite dropped into the lake yields plenty of fish.

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 06:48:55 +0000

HOW, if you let PB get the better of you once more we’re going to have to revoke your Feminist card. We just can’t have this ruining our reputation.

By: Naoyusimi

Naoyusimi — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:19:18 +0000

Whyfor it doesn’t let me post linkies in my name anymore?
{http://mythbustersresults.com/episode34}

By: Naoyusimi

Naoyusimi — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:18:01 +0000

Here it is:

All supersonic bullets (up to .50-caliber) disintegrated in less than 3 feet (90 cm) of water, but slower velocity bullets, like pistol rounds, need up to 8 feet (2.4 metres) of water to slow to non-lethal speeds. Shotgun slugs require even more depth (the exact depth couldn’t be determined because their one test broke the rig). However, as most water-bound shots are fired from an angle, less actual depth is needed to create the necessary separation.

By: Naoyusimi

Naoyusimi — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:15:56 +0000

(Me now:) I thought it was less, but neither of us could remember for certain. We were both surprised to see how little the distance was with the .50, though, at the time. I was thinking it was only about 2 feet the .50 round penetrated.

By: froofrou who isn't as pissy today

froofrou who isn't as pissy today — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 03:28:05 +0000

Didn’t Mythbusters figure out that 8 feet is the magic number? If you’re 8 feet under the water, it doesn’t matter what kind of gun or round they’re using, they won’t hit you.

By: Naoyusimi

Naoyusimi — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 03:22:47 +0000

[This is from my fiance*:]
It’s the velocity of the round that keeps it from penetrating too far into the water. Even on Mythbusters they tried different rounds, different weapons . . . you’d be better off shooting an arrow into the water. The slower the projectile, the farther it penetrates. Even a full metal jacket, or an armor-piercing round (has a solid tungsten steel penetrator in the middle) in a .50 cal won’t penetrate more than a couple of feet (can’t remember the exact measurement).

They tested 30.06, 9mm, .223, .308 — none of them had much penetration into the water.

*Who also used to be a gun dealer, and had, among others, four .50 caliber belt-fed machine guns, so he’s pretty experienced with them.

By: bitter troll : Grammar Police #1 most wanted

bitter troll : Grammar Police #1 most wanted — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 03:02:36 +0000

jane is a hottie, bitter troll would totally do her if she would just stop maceing bitter troll

By: Charro God

Charro God — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 02:55:17 +0000

*incensed* Jane St. Clair is beautiful.

By: Charro God

Charro God — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 02:53:01 +0000

Rattus, it took me several tries of reading The Steve’s post to realise.. You meant the captioner.

By: Charro God

Charro God — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 02:50:30 +0000

No, no. I am most relieved. Thank you The Steve. I am always worried when people stand over my kingdom waving their thunder sticks maniacally.

By: Dhoti the anti EWAdamsist

Dhoti the anti EWAdamsist — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 01:28:04 +0000

You’re just mad you have to call that punk “sir”.

By: real navy

real navy — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 01:25:52 +0000

he is def not in the real navy. he is a little midshipman. lame little college kids that like to play navy

By: Green Beard the Canuck, Pirate of the Mighty Bow River

Green Beard the Canuck, Pirate of the Mighty Bow River — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 01:19:10 +0000

I resent that JAC…

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 00:11:06 +0000

They like a bit of Thelonius Monkfish.

By: bitter troll : Grammar Police #1 most wanted

bitter troll : Grammar Police #1 most wanted — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 00:10:50 +0000

no its period speak for stabbing you in the throat!

By: HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard

HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:52:38 +0000

Psst. You’re supposed offer me a bribe so I’s look the other way and pretend there be no pirates in these waters. Rummy bribes work well but wine is a good substitute.

“steely throating”? Is that a deep steely throating?

By: bitter troll : Grammar Police #1 most wanted

bitter troll : Grammar Police #1 most wanted — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:15:38 +0000

classic jazz sooths the fishies so you can shoot them!

By: bitter troll : Grammar Police #1 most wanted

bitter troll : Grammar Police #1 most wanted — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:05:01 +0000

HOW, ye scurvy dog! let ye catch wind away from this port, or feel the steely throating from a bitter troll! YAR!!!!

-draws forth a cutlass and flintlock, then places his bitter boot on a very bitter and armed cannon- Join me ranks or get to stepping…less ye be food for de fishies

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:39:09 +0000

Reminds me of the one about the boss of a failing company whith two employees Jack and Jane. one day in desperation he calls Jane into the office and said ‘ Look Jane, I’m desperate, I’m going to have to lay you or Jack off, what should I do?’
And Jane says ‘Would you mind jacking off this time, I’ve got a headache”

By: The Steve

The Steve — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:31:49 +0000

*watches booty wiggle off into the distance*

*doesn’t care why the rum is gone*

By: Mina the drunken pirate

Mina the drunken pirate — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:30:23 +0000

There are several places on that suit I wouldn’t smoke, that particular one being ranks really high up the list. Hehe, high. Now, where the heck is that cargo ship?

By: bitter troll : Grammar Police #1 most wanted

bitter troll : Grammar Police #1 most wanted — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:26:49 +0000

just not the crotch

By: pittypat

pittypat — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:21:43 +0000

Irreverence!

By: pittypat

pittypat — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:20:09 +0000

Rang all kinds of bells for me –
That was pretty much the way it felt working for NYC for 10 years.
Nicely done, dark prince of clever.

By: Mina

Mina — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:18:09 +0000

If we could smoke it, then why would he say he doesn’t want one?

By: Bitter wino, the rum pirate

Bitter wino, the rum pirate — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:16:44 +0000

Can we smoke it?

By: bitter troll : Grammar Police #1 most wanted

bitter troll : Grammar Police #1 most wanted — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:15:55 +0000

a lawn suit, made of grass, didnt bitter troll say that?

By: Bitter wino, the rum pirate

Bitter wino, the rum pirate — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:14:01 +0000

*pulls up pants*

Whose side are you on anyways, HOW? We were just trying to get our rum back.

Here have some wine, it will help bring out the full “fury” of HMN’s booty.

By: Mina

Mina — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:09:49 +0000

Lawn suit? Is that like a leisure suit? A jogging suit? Swim suit?

By: HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard

HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:08:49 +0000

*shows up in spiffy uniform & powdered wig*
HALT!! All of you under arrest for piracy! Come peaceably or I shall have to unleash the entire fury of Her Majesty’s Navy on your collective booties.

By: bitter troll : Grammar Police #1 most wanted

bitter troll : Grammar Police #1 most wanted — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:08:28 +0000

show us all your boobies and prove it!

and to call you something differenet based off your gender sounds sexist, dont want a lawn suit!

By: Minda

Minda — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:07:42 +0000

*coughs* I spilt it….now I look like a ghost!! Awesome!!!

By: Mina

Mina — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:05:16 +0000

Ahem, I believe I'll woman the crows nest. 'Cause I'm not a dude.

By: bitter troll : Grammar Police #1 most wanted

bitter troll : Grammar Police #1 most wanted — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:02:39 +0000

WINO! get the balls on the brass monkey!
MINA! man the crows nest and keep keen eye for rum runners
MINDA! make sure the powder is fresh and dry!
BITTER TROLL! have a sandwich
oh dont mind if i do, thank you

By: HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard

HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:00:09 +0000

*headdesk* D’oh! Yes. Steam roller.