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The HANDSOME (Adjective) DICTATOR (Noun) sat in his AWESOME (Adjective) chair, as he COMPLETED (Verb) the BLANKS (Noun) to his own MADLIBS (Noun).
(Josef Stalin)
He’s a very silly man, isn’t he?
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ZOMG I love Mad Libs!
The PRETTY PHONE sat in his STRINGY chair as he RAN the BOY in his own DOG.
That’s what my mom came up with when I asked her.
My family has always tried to come up with either the dirtiest or grossest Mad Libs possible. And this was when I was just a kid.
Yep. That’s how you get a FORESKIN SANDWICH.
That’s a vibrating lie!
The increase in production due to the flying shuttle exceeded the capacity of the spinning industry of the day, and prompted development of powered spinning machines, beginning with the spinning jenny and the waterframe, and culminating in the spinning mule, which could produce strong, fine thread in the quantities needed. These innovations transformed the textile industry in Great Britain. All were attacked as threats to the livelihood of spinners and weavers, and Kay’s patent was largely ignored. His home attacked, he fled to France and died there in poverty. The flying shuttle itself produced a new source of injuries; if deflected from its path, it could be shot clear of the machine, potentially striking workers. Turn of the century injury reports abound with instances in which eyes were lost or other injuries sustained, and in several instances (for example, an extended exchange in 1901) the British House of Commons was moved to take up the issue of installing guards and other contrivances to reduce these injuries.
Yeah, we don’t actually need an ordinal post here as I didn’t say the f-word.
Fvck?
No. First.
Oh crap, I said it! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!1!1111!!
Oh! I get to do an ordinal post now!
Um… In linguistics, ordinal numbers are the words representing the rank of a number with respect to some order, in particular order or position (i.e. first, second, third, etc.). Its use may refer to size, importance, chronology, etc. They are adjectives.
They are different from the cardinal numbers (one, two, three, etc.) referring to the quantity.
Ordinal numbers are alternatively written in English with numerals and letter suffixes: 1st, 2nd or 2d, 3rd or 3d, 4th, 11th, 21st, 477th, etc. In some countries, written dates omit the suffix, although it is nevertheless pronounced. For example: 4 July 1776 (pronounced “the fourth of July … “); July 4, 1776, (“July fourth …”). When written out in full with “of”, however, the suffix is retained: the 4th of July. In other languages, different ordinal indicators are used to write ordinal numbers.
In American Sign Language, the ordinal numbers first through ninth are formed with gestures similar to those for the corresponding cardinal numbers with the addition of a small twist of the wrist.[1]
How was that?
Well done, Mina, well done! Oh, and nice booty, too.
*bows* Thank you. Thank you.
Oh, and Thank you!
“Terrible” in the meaning of “causing terror” has now largely been replaced by “terrifying”, though this word lacks the sense of “eliciting awe”. “Terrible” is now most frequently used in general speech in the sense “extremely poor or severe” (a terrible book, terrible weather) and the adverb “terribly” has a similar intensive use (terribly hot, terribly ugly). Both these uses, though they have long been established in general speech, are considered imprecise by careful writers and unacceptable in formal style.
Awful. Go away and work on that one for me.
I agree. It was decidedly terriful.
I liked it! YOU’RE GOING TO HOLLYWOOD, DAWG!!!!
extra internets to you too because i kind of learned something here. relearned maybe? i don’t know, i sort of slept through most math classes. but it’s nice seeing the comparison between cardinal and ordinal numbers as opposed to the terms just being thrown out to memorize as wasted trivia
Sure!
Wait, so that is the f- word he was talking about?
Flabbergasted.
I absolutly LOVE that word!
Me too. It’s so much fun to say!
Snickerdoodle is a fun one too. And a nummy cookie.
Hey my flabber has never been so gasted. (I would have been swashbuckling but I can’t find the buckles for my swashes)
*hands Vila a swashbuckle*
I always keep spares… they get lost easily…
Willy-nilly is fun to say.
I’ve always been a fan of prestidigitation. Partly because it sounds funny and partly because you know if someone uses it they’re just trying to sound smart.
Gas-x will fix that.
Again with the Gas-x!
I think ADM might have a problem he doesn’t want to admit to.
There’s an app for that.
Oh, I don’t know. I thought you were offering
Not for Rando. He’s a very married Rando last I heard. Those kinds of Randos are off limits. Now if only I knew someone who was single… oh well.
Actually, both Rando and Mabs have been declared unmarried because theirs were courthouse ceremonies. So, go for it, Mina!
Now, wait a minute. “Unmarried” does not mean “unattached.” I’m still keeping mine.
‘Sides, just means legally we’re not married.
Oh yeah! But I don’t want Rando’s um… “civil union partner lady person” angry with me. Angry women scare me. That’s why I date mostly guys. We women are insane.
Damn straight! *pumps shotgun*
*hides*
HOW really you can go Fvck yourself. I’m tired of the ridicule for protecting religion when I’m not even religious. I stated my opinion in a respectful way, and if y’all want to continue being douches about it fine go ahead. But really I haven’t ridiculed anyone on here for their views unles it was presented in a stereotypical way or without reason.
*headdeskheaddeskheaddeskheaddesk*
Ow…
You shouldn’t do that. it can cause concussions. Here *hands Mina astress toy** might be slightly busted.
I’d be ok, but someone needs to answer that damn phone. It’s been ringing for the last 10 minutes and I can’t tell where it’s coming from.
Isn’t that an episode of the twilight zone?
IDK, didnt’ watch Twilight Zone. Sounds like it could be though.
Ok so everyone once in a while is allowed a vent out fvckoff post………….
Mina is that blood coming from your ears or Strawberry Jam? Alright who jammed Mina?
*giggles* That sounded kinda dirty ILPB.
I think that’s the latest prono out. “Who Jammed Mina?”
I’m still waiting on my check too. If they think they’ll be able to get away with paying me in Smuckers, they’re sorely mistaken.
I thought Mina was a sucker for Smucker……. sounded better in my head… I has a sad now.
Aw! It’s ok. Nearly everything I say sounds better in my head.
ILPB – and you can calm down. It was a joke. If I wanted to ridicule you, or anybody else for that matter, I would have specifically addressed YOU or mentioned YOUR NAME. I’m kidding around. And I’m sorry if you’re offended but that was not my intention. I can’t control how something I post get perceived.
in soviet russia the BLANKS MADLIBS COMPLETED The HANDSOME AWESOME DICTATOR
ooOOOooooo, a Madlib AND a Smirnoff joke. Nicely done.
A funny LOL, PK must be broken. How dare they let this happen?
Is it as funny as An Inconvenient Truth? *runs and hides*
No, that’s just a crying shame.
Wait an Inconvenient Truth was a comedy? I never get these new Independent Films…. stupid liberal’s without enough money to make a movie full of explosions and sensless violence that requires no thought (**cough cough** Micheal Bay **cough cough**)
Try all of hollywood. Most all talkies (or “movies” as you call them) suck nowadays.
I very much like some of the recent animated films.
*singing* Cause ‘Pearl Harbor’ sucked….just a little bit more than I miss you…
Pearl Harbor sucked!! Damnit all again.. I keep missing the train. I just figured anything with Kate Beckinale in it was worth watching, b/c she is the hottest woman in the world….
I need you more than Ben Afleck needs acting school, he was terrible in that film…..I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part, he’s much better than Ben Afleck…
Cookie!
I just baked some cakes to celebrate the funny – want to share??
There’s Crystallized ginger cake and Coffee & pecan gateau.
First a chef, then a wine steward, now a pie-maker, us foodservice people are taking over PK.
*you will be assimilated*
YAY!!! It’s funny!!!
love the new name dearie, i got a bigger laugh from that than i have from anything on pk in a long time
Yeah! Though it still needs a hint of barenaked in there, maybe?
*bows for bad fairie* Thank you, dahlink
Is this better, keithy?
Lovin’ it!
Nice parsing.
Does your tobacco taste different lately?
by handsome you mean starve Ukrainians well forcing his political enemies to either death or forced labor while destroying religion in Russia then stalin was a very handsome dictator but he wasn’t as handsome as mao
Q: What does a kitty cat say?
A: (according to my daughter) MAO!!!!
but the cat isn’t socialist… it’s a nazi… :confused:
Nazism == socialism == communism.
I can tell you haven’t really paid attention in PK class. :/
You forgot one.
Nazism == socialism == communism == damn dirty apes.
Oooer. That was for extra credit, right?
Nazism == socialism == communism == damn dirty apes == belgian?
Nazism == socialism == communism == damn dirty apes == belgian == israeli soldier?
Now it’s getting spooky!
I swear I could just hear the theme to the X-files in the background there…
*has an epiphany*
wait… Nazism == socialism == communism == damn dirty apes == belgian == israeli soldier == …EVERYONE BUT ME!!! YOU ALL ARE EVILE NAZI SOCIALIST COMMUNIST BELGIANS OUT TO GET ME
*hides*
I’d offer to let you hide in my shrubbery, but really, we both know that’s just part of an evil plot I have to get you. *plots evil getting plots*
but, but… well ok, can I at least hide my sausage in your shrubbery, it’s somewhat on the large side, but there should be room.
So you’re saying DU has a big butt?
Um, no, I think, rather, that GB is boasting.
You know Einstein was a socialist, right…
also a time travler
Nazism == socialism == communism == damn dirty apes == belgian == israeli soldier == Albert Einstein?
So, THAT’S what they teach in schools today…
In the fine educational institution of PK, yes.
But I realized today that we forgot that Einstein bought all the materials (would that be materiel?) for the bomb with his own personally earned money!
Learn some history first. And he restored Christianity in Russia.
He kinda sorta restored a heavily altered variety of Orthodox Christianity but only after he had managed to secure recognition for the USSR from the Orthodox Chruch and recruited the metropolitan as a spy. And let’s not forget that while Lenin initiated the decline of the Russian Orthodox church and religion in general, it was during Stalin’s time that Orthodox belief reached one of its lowest points during the USSR’s reign. Vast numbers of churches, many of them historical treasures, were demolished and societies for unbelievers were heavily promoted.
And while the heavily state monitored Orthodox church did see a small temporary revival before Kruschev’s further crackdown, no other denominations or faiths saw such a revival. In addition, the recognition of the USSR and the heavy communist influence on the Russian Metropolitinate led to a schism that is still the source of political issues within the church today.
Just because Stalin allowed the revival of a semi-puppet church within an otherwise militantly atheist state, doesn’t mean he was some sort of savior of the Orthodox faith. If you’re going to tell someone to pick up a history book, it would help to have read more than the first page yourself.
I’m sure he’d do it too.
I love this lol! Yaaaaay madlibs.
Agreed
died of tea