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Obama will hang out with pretty much anyone, apparently.
except you
*highfives BT*
Good one.
-goes to highfive, misses and gropes- charro was right!
….. about what?
*grope while the captain is distracted by bt*
Yeah, Charro IS right!
:gropes viking gal while she’s groping Wow: Viking Gal, if I didn’t invite you before, you are officially a booty wench!
-throws up a gropefest banner and starts a gropeing-
Woohoo! I love groping. Especially with saucy wenches.
Where are the other saucy wenches? Froo? DU? Diss? Shortright? Jane? Danbala? We need more saucy wenches!
I think Steve licked all my sauce off on another thread.
Will you still grope me without sauce?
*gropes canuck*
You’re still saucy, wench.
:gropes Charro back: Thanks! So are you.
I’m the Amazing Rando, and I approve this thread.
wow. pretty touchy feely in here.
We’re blowing off steam so that we can all be respectable for our non-respecting relatives!
*pops in and cops a feel*
Aw, man! Did I miss Gropefest ’09?
jane, i missed it too.
we’ll just have to hijack another thread somewhere and start up another one.
I did? Wow, I need to pay more attention that sounds like fun!
*licks*
Mmmm, saucy!
Hmmmm…I thought it was you. Oh, well :giggle: that tickles….do it some more.
*licklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklick*
Yeah, but barely anyone does, understandably. It probably has something to do with the fact that I have a human skull in my room.
It’s a good thing that Obama takes the time to be more social with people.
Pre-med, bio major, or just a goth-type?
Neither. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Neither? There were 3 choices. Apparently not an English major either. Heh.
I’m not the proper age to be an English major, or go to college, or even high school, therefor you can’t blame me for that. Just to make you happy, the proper term would have been ‘non of the three’.
Thanks for pointing out my mistake. Maybe you should go correct all the grammatical errors on this whole site.
English majors need skulls too, at least if they’re rehearsing Hamlet.
*ponders* Well how old are you then?
13
13. It’s the new 14!
Well, little 13 year old (I can say that because I am very old), how did you find your way here?
I can’t say I gave a rat’s ass about politics when I was 13. Or 14. Or 15. Or…
My father often talks about politics, and I just sort of picked it up. Anyways, there is a link on Fail Blog for this site.
Well you are bit ahead of me, in that I wasn’t interested in politics until around 16. Reaganomics got me a bit riled up.
Reagan did get multiple people interested….
G.W.Bullsh*t got me riled up.
Yes, the whole cheezburger network is linked. It’s just not something I’d be interested in if I were 13.
I don’t mean that in any derogatory manner to you, just saying for me.
then your not allowed to read other parts of this threat im sorry
Threat or thread? Because I’ve been threatened multiple times…. The thread, on the other hand, I have read.
bt has some trouble with spelling–it is hard to keep a laptop operating well when you live under a bridge.
hard to type while you got a 90 year old woman screaming in your ear cause she is missing matlock…MATTLOCK!!!! AHHHhooohhhbooboo!!!
bitter troll works for comcast
Ah, that would make sense. Wait, he lives under a bridge? Maybe he’s the guy that made me give him $5 after bludgeoning me with a pipe by the Golden Gate!
A troll that works with Comcast while collecting tolls? Interesting career….
No, he’d have probably just eaten you. Don’t know what he would have wanted with five dollars.
A troll-booth operator?
English’s handling of boolean syntax is flawed down to its insistance that double negatives are somehow an issue. “Is” is not the opposite of “Is not not.” But then, I was an MIS major (I’m no longer a major in MIS as I gots me growin up papers now).
OMG you have a human skull in your room? -shudder- wait i have one too. real one not plastic…so your not so scary after all, im sorry
Mine is real, also. I wasn’t actually trying to scare you, I just wanted to see your reaction.
No you weren’t doing that either. Show-off.
Well, I was, in fact, showing off, but I also did want to see his reaction.
Well, if either of you decide to dis-possess yourselves, donate it to a local college. We biology types actually make respectful use of such to teach young future health professionals.
I’ll remember to add that to my To Do list.
What he neglected to mention is that it’s his own skull.
Sigh…. I have my own skull as well as the one in my room. If you want, I’ll take yours as well, but only with your permission.
Hmm. Canadian? You are polite enough!
Not Canadian, I’m…. let’s see…. part Irish, part Portuguese, part French, and many other places. I might actually be part Canadian, I guess…. Thanks for the compliment!
We’re considered a class of people now?
Well, for non-Canadians, anyway!
oh. reaction..umm…reaction…ummm -munchs a pop tart- eeeeh im freaking out now – nibbles pop tart-
Okay.
So you also have a human skull? Where’d you get it?
UoM
University of…. ?
Madagascar.
Michigan
Manitoba
Mars. (The parties are out of this world!)
Mars, bitter troll was Fry’s room mate
Ugh. I hear it’s worse than Chicago. Which it sucks here.
bitter, would you like to hitch-hike to Mars with me?
Worse than chicago? Damn. That’s hard to believe.
bitter troll lives in florida now…ahh shorts weather christmas
-grab his hitchhikers guide and travels off with charro- remember…dont panic!
I just want to leave this world and hitch hike.. Hitch hike to Mars!
BT I thought you preferred it when she panicked a little?
Folks, don’t forget your towels! That’s the most important thing to remember when hitchhiking.
I live in Michigan and yes it is rather cold.
BT has varied tastes when it comes to our couplings.
Don’t forget your towels!
Damnit! Share the pop tart!
-feeds charro the poptart-
*noms pop tart* Thank you bitter love.
Never has eating a Pop Tart been sexier.
*blush* Why thank you Rando.
Toaster strudels are where the real action is.
Watch it FBNC. We don’t take kindly to your pro-studel propaganda ’round nyah.
Igloo is a strudel racist! ELEBENTY!!!!!!! SOCIALIST!!!!!!!! ZOMG! (Texts Captain Wow) *crashes*
Wait a minute, there are pop tarts?!?!? Where’s mine?
Do they have s’mores flavor? Those are pure awesome.
I’m more of a cherry girl. Which are impossible to find in Canuckland!
btter troll has the has varity pack so something for everyone!
Yum, bitter, thanks!! :wiggles booty in appreciation:
Thanks BT! *looks quickly over shoulders. snuggles bitter troll. runs away*
*snaps picture of VG cuddling BT*
Hee hee.
Uh oh! I hope Charro doesn’t have access to bt’s chain saw!
she does, but she dont use it for cuddles…or much else
VG you can cuddle BT all you want.
So does ours…
*whispers*
It’s a joke, we don’t actually start that young. We may be godless, immoral, heathens but we aren’t THAT bad.
*wishes he remembered how to do the small text thing*
doh, nesting fail
Well, I was wondering….
You have to ask Danbala; she knows how to do everything. But I thought you were our IT guru?
I don’t know much other than how to try everything out. But don’t tell anyone that.
So, I guess it could be the font tag or the small tag or something I don’t know about. :/
Ahah. So it’s the pre-tag. <pre></pre>
You so fast AND so smart.
Maybe I am too old for new-fangled computery stuff!
Cherry is hard to find in Canuckland?
Hehe… maybe you haven’t been looking in the right places… =P
like middle schools!
Sorry BT… there probably won’t be luck there, we Canadians tend to start early.
Ew. Our middle school starts at age 10-11.
So does ours…
*whispers*
It’s a joke, we don’t actually start that young. We may be godless, immoral, heathens but we aren’t THAT bad.
*wishes he remembered how to do the small text thing*
@Green Beard. I’ve recently reached the age where ‘the small text thing’ is “control +”. *sighs* Reading glasses are so…!
Maybe it’s just because with most of your head gone and your brains being nommed.. You’re kinda creepy.
Yeah, I’ve been thinking that may be the problem…. Maybe I should call the doctor to have my head fixed.
Hey, it couldn’t hurt.
Not at all. Maybe he should fix my head in more ways than one….
but the voices are the only sane people you know!~
True, true…. But they keep telling me that You Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter is actually not butter.
You can’t believe it’s not butter?!
Nope. It’s just too hard for me to believe.
I can’t believe it’s not zombie!
You will when it tries to eat you alive.
My artificial butter has never tried to eat me. Now, on the other hand, I eat it all the time.
criminals wear suits too
like super villians?
you can put a suit on a criminal, a cop, a member of the village people..hell anyone can wear a suit
The mafia uses suits by now, I bet.
I’m glad Mr. Obama is spending time with valued members of society.
Well I’m glad Postmaster Ludacris is spending time with valued members of society.
Wait, what was that noise? Was that the sound of MEPWNINGYOU? Or maybe it was just the doorbell.
pizza man is here!
*adjusts corset* Well, hello there Mr Pizza Man..
well hello boobs, eer charro…order extra sausage and spicey sauce?
I do so love extra sausage.. And to lick the spicy sauce from the tip of it.
>_>
I’m sorry, did somebody order a large sausage?
I could use a large sausage..
well lil lady just wrap your hands around the sausage and take a big long hard taste, careful the juices are dripping off the tip
*wraps hands around sausage and slowly licks the juice from the tip*
bow chicka wa wa!
Mmmm isnt it thick and meaty…
*has sausage in mouth*
Mmmmf phopwfp feep
what was that charro? you want VG and Canuck to grope you? well..since you ask so nice
*gropes charro from behind*
Mmmm. Boobies!
*nods head vigorously still keeping sausage in mouth*
Mmmpphff!! ffmwoopmmff!!
body oil you say? sure she can put some body oil on you!-tosses VG some scented body oil-
But won’t the oil ruin her clothing? I’ll have to take off Charro’s shirt to protect it.
*chokes on sausage while giggling*
I do love being oiled up while playing with sausage and being groped.
just to be safe lets get it all off…and you too VG..dont want anything on your clothing either..
Damn! Looks like I missed some fun. Oh, well, invite me next time?
I guess we should be glad that Ludacris didn’t go all meta and actually wear an Obama shirt…
(Does anyone know when this was originally taken? I’m curious…)
This was during the campaign, that’s all I remember.
That’th jutht ludachrith.
….and at least Obama isn’t wearing a Ludacris shirt, too!
I think that would take this picture from “meh” to “AWSUM” if he was
+1
Well Obama gave Kal Penn a job. Maybe Ludicrus is there to be attorney general or something.
Only if he forgot to pay his taxes.
You have to admit, though, that giving all the tax cheats government appointments is kind of a brilliant way to cut tax fraud. (And it shows you just how tightly to grab your wallet when these hypocritical jackasses start talking about cap & trade and universal health care funding…)
It seems if the democratic party would pay it’s taxes, the deficit would be over.
so only democrats neglect to pay their taxes…. interesting, do you have verifiable statistics to back that claim up? are you sure there has never been a republican who ‘forgot’ to pay employee taxes for his guatamalan housekeeper or income tax on his speaking fees since it was to a non-profit agency?????
Of course, that’s the most obvious and straightforward interpretation of what we were saying right? In fact, Republicans don’t just pay their taxes, they pay MORE than what they owe, because they’re just noble like that.
as i drain my keyboard because of tea drownage, you owe me a new set of sinuses
in trying not to spray as i tried to swallow, sinuses are now tea rinsed — best sarcasm i’ve heard from you in some time 
I’m all for collecting on both parties. But you have to admit, there has really been a string of big wig Democrats that forgot lately.
It’s just because there’s a new Democratic admin. Whenever there’s a rash of nominations, there’s always a rash of people who ‘forgot’ to pay SS on their nannies or ‘made a mistake’ on their taxes. They just don’t get caught until they get nominated and scrutinized.
So the solution is to have LOTS more nominations! From both parties!
I have never heard of so many, especially cabinet level appointments. And at no time can I recall someone in charge of the IRS with that problem.
Well, every year they add more things that they look into. I remember the first time a nominee got in trouble for not paying SS on a nanny. That was quite a while ago.
But after several people got in trouble for it, a lot more people started complying with the law.
It still doesn’t make sense to appoint that many people with problems. And I just don’t see that there is no way they didn’t know.
*sigh* That’s a valid point. The problem is that they don’t discover the problems until they vet the person, and that’s not usually until after the appointment has been announced. When any new admin comes in, even at a state level, there are so many people to vet that it’s probably a simple time factor.
While they’re being vetted, let’s make sure we get them all spayed/neutered and treated for fleas, ok?
Ooooooooooo…I like that idea. Tangentially, best t-shirt at a cat adoptathon: “Neuter your cats and dogs … and your weird friends and relatives.”
not knowing is easy — most of these guys pay someone to handle their finances because they’re complicated, and most politicians at even the state level are busy with their job. it’s easy to not know what your money is or isn’t doing when someone else is responsible for paying the bills and managing your investments
personally, my vote is for a yearly audit of every congressperson, senior official, lobbyist, and every fortune 1000 board member that any of the above socializes, does business with, or receives a donation from that exceeds $5000. and if the tax code is vague or confusing, they have to pay any taxes, fines and penalties until the tax code is clear and concise
no excuses, no whining, no reductions for fsm knows what.
My vote is for all of that, plus a third-party advisory board that does performance reviews of the congresspeople every year based on measures passed and impact of said measures, both good and bad. Then they decide whether they get a paycheck the next year.
How about we just reform the entire screwed up tax system? ONE set percentage? And if the Fed doesn’t have it, it can’t spend it. And that goes for both parties.
flat rate with no deductibles other than non-denominational charities, primary residence mortgage interest, interest on student loans, and medical expenses , and set to somewhere between 10 & 15%, would be just about perfect
I was quite excited by that myself, at first. Apparently, though, Kal hasn’t shown up for work yet. At least, he hadn’t as of a couple months ago.
I bet he wishes he’d kept working @Fox a little longer, now!
(Man, what was up with that “slam the door so hard Kal can’t possibly come back to the show” ending they gave his character?)
That was pretty abrupt. My guess is he said “See ya!” and they said “Oh crap!” and that’s what they came up with in a panic.
Isn’t Obama Ludicrous? Isn’t a double image!
And isn’t the troll with the holy name
Hateful to the brimmage?
High Fives all around !
Hey Ioannes, I think I speak for everyone when I say GTFO. And I don’t just mean leave PK, or even the whole internetz. I mean GTFO of life.
I would like to request it gets the fsck out of my dimension. It’s to crowded here and its ego is taking up to much space.
Can we just tell it it’s the Rapture but it has to go to the debarkation point and time and jump up and down? (Debarkation point being the lefthand westbound lane of Interstate 40 halfway between Amarillo and Tucumcari at 2:30 a.m. to 3:00 a.m. C.S.T. tomorrow. Oh, and you have to keep your eyes closed, or it won’t work.)
Or he could do what one chick in my town did last Monday and stand in the westbound lane of I-35, when the car didn’t hit her, she changed lanes until one did…
someday Pres. Obama will have to use that attire. haha
Ludicrus when He got the unPeace Prize. Ludicrus sending more troops. Now he’s flaunting ludicrus AGAIN.
AHah! My rolleyes never work. How do you do them? (And we should get this jerk moderated.
)
colonrollcolon, like this:
He did use the F word without bothering to misspell it. Pretty sure that’s cheating.
Obama is very fashionable and can’t wait for him to wear that. hehehe :p
WTF are you even talking about? Did you eat too many lucky charms?
I really wish some of these ‘post and run’ people would share their drugs….
and this is the ass hat that the majority of Americans voted for? We are soooooo f*cked.
Because he walked next to a jacka** once? There’s a lot of reasons to be worried about pretty much anyone being president, Obama included, but walking next to Ludacris is not one of them. take a deep breath, calm down, and start panicking about actual problems.