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So, after the bee flew in the window, …what happened next?
Same thing that happened to my tank
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It drove the car into the water, duh.
I’m not sure I bee-lieve that.
It was a highly trained bee, special ops.
Terrorist bees!!!!!!!!
Killer bees!
It bee-wildered the driver!
You’re all beeing very silly.
Damn, I typed in the wrong email address. And it only took me 4 posts to realize it. Heh.
So they switched to bees after we foiled the terrorist quirrels plot, then, huh? We’re in trouble if they ever use concroaches or termites. We’ll never get rid of those things.
He tried to tip the bee out.
typical american soldier
I dare you to say that to their face…… idiot
Most are too level headed to bother acknowledging him.
TROLL’D FCKIN’ HARD
herp derp
Yes.. Next time change your email address so we don’t know it’s you. D’oh!
See, that wasn’t so hard now, was it.
i’ve already one the game
IM free now i can never lose again /cry
Okay, I have a question. What is this nonsense of “trolled hard?” It’s obviously trolling, but why on earth is this popular? Why do people do it, and why is it funny? I’d love to see a psychological study done on internet trolling.
Except the study would be summed up in three words:
Virginity
Mom’s Basement
Yay! I don’t have to worry about my son doing this as we have no basement.
What’s the matter, mom running a little late on your hot pockets?
TROLL’D REALLY FCKIN’ HARD !!!!
derp derp
I think life has troll’d you harder than you could ever troll me.
TROLL’D REALLY REALLY REALLY FCKIN’ HARD !!!!
hurrrrrrrdurrrrrrr
Trolls cannot accept when they’ve been bested in a war of words and wits, because they’re too stupid to know they came to the field of battle unarmed.
[What is this, a 10-year-old? LOL]
Were we playing a game? I don’t remember playing a game.
It’s called whack a troll! *hands Rando a mallet* Have fun!
On the bright side, at least it learned how to change its email address. So it can be taught.
There there little troll. We know your life is pointless.
*pets the poor lost troll* We know you lost the game, it’s okay, we understand.
I’m not sure this is a bright side. Once they start learning how to use tools, humanity may be lost.
Um, did something happen here? I’m seeing a large number of unnested comments with no troll post that they’re responding to. Now I have no context for my amusement at ripping into trolls.
It looks like Emperor Nero’s comment has been deleted……hmmm….something is afoot.
Well it serves him right for being to lazy to do his own ironing.
*sigh* Once again I miss the really good stuff. What did the emperor say? I hate going to work and missing the good stuff.
He told me that women shouldn’t use the internet and to get back to the kitchen.
You know, I appreciate complete tools who say ridiculous crap like that. Because it makes me actually look like a freaking knight in shining armor in comparison.
Rando, you are a Knight in Shining Armour.
I don’t remember. It was trollish, but nothing obscene…..
There’s something attached to my ankle that might be afoot.
*rubs chin* Indeed…
The trolls are out in force today. Must be the winter solstice bringing them out from the bridges. Who’s up for a game of whack-a-troll? BT excluded, of course.
Cuz BT does a fine job of whacking himself?
Pretty much.
Niiiiice.
BT is indisposed at the moment.. We’re playing our own game of whack a troll.
Hee hee.
Obviously, troll school is out and all the little tween trolls are hanging on the internet. I’ve got my mallet. They make a lovely squishing noise when you whack them.
*irons Emperor Nero’s face*
Oh I’m sorry you were saying douche bag?
Oh, this answers my question posted on the other lol regarding why we keep hiring you.
So close up she has good aim!
She’s full of win.
*blushes*
Why thank you!
Oh, here are all the good comments. I wonder if they took away the nesting on purpose..?
What I find concerning is not that they exist, as they’re highly unlikely to ever reproduce. My concern is that they still seem to come into existence without reproduction, leading me to believe that their continued existence must be some sort of genetic defect. We must study this defect and search for ways to correct it. I don’t care if it’s playing God. It MUST be done. They MUST be wiped out for good.
It could be some sort of highly recessive gene, if so we will have to ‘fix’ anyone who carries this gene to prevent them reproducing. I have a friend who’s a veterinarian, I’m sure she’d be willing to perform the necessary surgery.
BT once had a link to a guide to internet trolls. That was very perceptive. He might be persuaded to reload it.
since BT didn’t post his link, here’s a few that i dug up
{http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_%28Internet%29}
{http://www.flayme.com/troll/}
{http://www.jfo.org.uk/info/new/troll.htm}
LOL we’re trolls. Belgian, Socialest Murderrrrrrring trolls.
With Belgian cats.
It should be noted that by my count there are aprox. ELEBENTY regulars to PK as well.
i hate it when that happens
In regards to this picture, I’m like an atom with the same number of protons and electrons. Neutral…..
NERDJOKESNERDJOKESNERDJOKES
And I just know some chemistry major is going to come by and correct me.
I’m no chem major, but I think it might be safer to say “In regards to this picture, I’m like an atom with all my rings filled, inert”.
That way you’re just not going to react to it.
And yeah, I didn’t think this was funny.
And an English major would probably change yours to “Regarding this picture, I’m like an atom with all my rings filled, inert.”
(Must be more majors who can chime in?)
I’m an accounting major and in regards to this picture, I’d say they’ve liquidated some assets
Perhaps they should prepare a sinking fund?
I was a communication major…and I got nothing to say about it.
I’m a chem major, and I gotta say, when protons=electrons, it is neutral! Chem win!
Sadly though, having orbitals filled doesn’t necessarily mean inert
You could say the picture was like helium though, then it’s inert, and things are always funnier with high pitched voices!
Tell me more about filling orbitals…
Sadly, being a chem major, I’m not sure if you’re kidding or not, so here goes:
For a compound/atom/ion to be inert, it has to be stable. In other words it has to be low in energy and non-reactive. Something like Helium, Neon, Argon, or the other noble gasses all have full outer orbitals in their neutral state, so are very low energy and extremely stable. However, in creating a full outer orbital in a halogen (F, Cl, etc), you have to either promote an electron from the lower S-shell to the p-shell, which involves an increase in energy (which increases reactivity), or you have to create an ion by adding an extra electron to the unfilled p-shell. Free ions can only really exist in solutions, and even then they’re still rather reactive.
That was way hot.
I’d just like to say I look nothing like Henry Fonda.
I still think your father should have named you Minor. Major Minor M. Major. Oh, and do you know who’s been signing all the paperwork with the name Washington Irving? Could he be related to this Irving Washington person?
Is it time to look in the tree yet?
I always thought it was a bush…
It’s a shrubbery!
NI!!!!!!
What the hell is my sister doing on PunditKitchen?!
I’m pretty Jet’s father was as bold as sergeant major. That’s what I’ve heard at least.
How do you know Jet is pretty?
Oh, your his dad. I get it. Sorry!
I am?
Oh crap. I just read that post. I’m too tired to be typing. I’m pretty SURE Jet’s father was as bold as a sergeant major (per Paul McCartney song’s Jet *sigh*).
That’s ok, I was just as tired, I typed “your” instead of “you’re”.
I’m feeling pretty positive about, seeing how I lost my electron……
I have the proper number of electrons, but I want to steal yours anyway. I guess that makes me a free radical?
Or that you want to be a radical? Or perhaps a radicalc?
I’m Super-Oxide!
Does that give me the right to wear tights and a cape?
I’m sure the boys would agree to that.
I lost an electron too, so I feel like the ionic man.
Yeah, this caption doesn’t bring out much of a reaction in me either.
Oh, I don’t know. As someone who has had a bee in the car I certainly get where they were going with this. I’m not saying it brought out loud guffaws in me or anything. More a single nod of acknowledgment and thinking, “nice” in a slightly warm way.
Yes, possibly a bit of that. No lolness whatsoever though. But thinking about it more, I guess a sense of recognising the situation and that vague familiarity is better than what some other first pagers this fall have managed to cause.
I guffawed.
I chortled.
I tittered.
I tinkled.
Not in the teapot, I hope?
I think I’ll just have the coffee, thanks.
*pours DU some coffee* All right… but maybe you shouldn’t ask how I made the coffee.
I was even going to say, “Smells good”, because coffee always smells good . . . but I’m not so sure.
Mmmm. Americano with extra Americano..
Er..um..thanks…*surreptitiously gives coffee to the dog*
Fresh ground coffee? Wait…SHE DOESN’T HAVE A COFFEE GRINDER!!!
*adjusts corset*
Is it time for another tea party?
It’s always a good time for a tea party. I’ve got the good stuff saved for us. That other stuff was just what I put out for our Christmas Trolls. Now pull my laces tight so we can get started.
Can I join? I just bought a new corset and have nowhere to wear it.
There’s no where in San Diego to wear a corset either, all my corset wearing is done here on PK
Oh well…
Here, lace me up and I’ll lace you up next.
:laces DU up: Is that tight enough? Um, DU, you’re turning purple, should I loosen it a bit?
*wheeze* It fit just *huff puff* fine last month *takes a moment to catch her breath* Are you calling *huff huff* me fat? *passes out*
I would never call you fat!! I was just concerned about the purple face thing….um, DU, DU? Good think I know CPR :gives DU mouth to mouth:
*loosens DU’s laces a bit and gives her a reviving sip of tea*
Where…where am I? Jane? Canuk? I had the strangest dream! There was a yellow brick road, and a bunch of monkeys and some annoying girl stole my sisters shoes after killing her with a house!
*takes pictures*
I do hope she’ll be all right.. Perhaps I should help with the chest compressions?
*fondles DU*
I think she faked it just to get me to kiss her. Bad, DU, bad….all you had to do was ask
Oh, I think I’m going to need more chest compressions, my heart beat feels week still! I may need more mouth to mouth too. *fans self* I’m such a delicate thing.
*applies more mouth to mouth with vigourous squeezing*
Good show ladies!
And it’d still be more fun side-by-side with its similar opposite. But it’s not a TLL, it’s a Totally Doesn’t Look Like, and I’m not sure which page does those. I bet there is one somewhere. ;p
“its similar opposite”? Maybe ‘the aquatic version’?
And that does improve it? (Do you suppose they had a bee in the boat?)
The “bee flew in the window” would be more unexpected on the boat, maybe?
I really don’t know exactly what the good joke for those is, or I would have made a caption earlier. So I am not actually complaining about this caption either, just trying to figure out why it doesn’t make me smile. It’s all rather unnecessary, in fact, but there is no frothy conversation going on anywhere now, so.
Sorry, there shouldn’t have been a question mark! I meant, ‘that does improve it, yes, very much so.’ I think migraines impair my typing abilities.
Hm, frothy conversation? We could discuss the different names for boats? Hint: if you want to rile up the Navy people, call their ships ‘boats.’
Oh, right. Yes, a full stop instead of a question mark can make a wee bit of difference.
And I recognise the boat/ship froth potential, but from discussions with people who work with building those wonderful big, wood, many-masted, old style … boats. *ducked and ran* ;p
(They built the ship Gotheborg III here in town, so at least during that time we had an unusual amount of people with the aforementioned occupation.)
Very cool. I bookmarked it to show my son. (Why is bookmarked a word, but not spellcheck?)
In the US Navy (guess I should add US to avoid being called US-centric, which apparently is also a word!?!) all the vessels are ships except for the submarines, which are boats. At least that is my understanding from the submariners I have known.
My brother was on a Coast Guard ice breaker for about a year and a half. He got to go to Antarctica and New Zealand. (Why is New Zealand not a word? Does spellcheck not believe in them?)
*color me green-eyed*
I never use spellcheck, it just makes me angry, and then my language quality suffers, so I end up in “You know, like, it’s like totally boring and stuff”-land, albeit correctly spelled. :p
Ship/boat in Swedish is a bit complicated. There’s the usage of the people in the shipbuilding industry business which differs a bit from the usage of regular people, and I am sure there are other intricacies if you involve military usage too. Basically, it depends on size, though.
Would US Navy people call dinghies, life boats and the like ships?
Well, we were just discussing the bigger vessels, so I’m not entirely sure. Since dinghies are generally the ones that go with pleasure boats (hee hee), I don’t know if they even have those. I do know that they called them ‘life boats’ on my brother’s ice breaker.
It was just funny (okay, maybe just to me) because some of the ones called ships were a LOT smaller than some of the subs.
I was told once that the distinction was a boat can be pulled onto a ship. Since it wasn’t my field, I just nodded!
Well, that had been my understanding before the whole sub = boat discussion. There’s no way you could put one of those subs on a ship.
OK, I guess you outrate me in the ship/boat knowledge tree!
More correctly, I outrate (did you mean outrank?) you in the ship/boat confusion because I thought as you did until the submariners said theirs were boats. And if you’ve ever seen a Trident sub, calling it a ‘boat’ seems a bit…understated?
It’s a schooner!
It’s not a schooner. It’s a sailboat!
A schooners is a sailboat!
I thought it was a type of gondola.
A schooner is a sailboat, stupid head!
This is better. </a?
This is better.
LOL I type to fast.
Oh yeah? Well..THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!
Wow. That “boat”
is gorgeous!
That it is!
I wonder how that “boat” got there anyway? That must have been one helluva party.
Two words: Captain Wow.
She was aptly named.
Captain Wow totally must have been captaining this boat. Wow, she’s almost out of jobs.
I got a text from her: ZOMG I’M DRIVING A BOAT…ON LAND!!1!!
I don’t think it ended well.
I’m in a mothuh-fu(kin’ boat.
*hangs head in shame*
WHEN will I learn?!? I did cook up the bee story. Really I was just texting.
*hugs Captain Wow*
It’s ok honey. We all know you have a problem. We still love you.
I’m gonna send Cpt. Wow a text telling her she has a texting problem.
*texts Rando*
ZOMG Captain Wow has a texting problem!
*needs to go to excessive-texters anonymous*
*texts Captain Wow the nearest location for Texting Rehab*
*texts DU*
ZOMG I’m in Texting rehab! They’re trying to take my phone! WTF?
*runs away*
Sure it isn’t a mothuh-flipping boat?
The military were doing some show thing. Someone apparently got a bit carried away. :p
The first seconds of this video shows it. I can’t listen to the speaker atm, but iirc they were supposed to do some exciting stop manoeuvre.
Yes, running a boat aground certainly is an exciting stop maneuver.
And marvellously enough the term for the manoeuvre is “crash stop”.
Crash stop. I’ve done that before. Except with my car versus a curb..
Have you ever seen one of those runaway truck ramps on the hilly interstates? A trucker that used to work @ my company had to utilize one and the first thing he asked the cop that responded to the call was, “Do you have an extra pair of underwear?”
I love extra underwear too, but not to that degree.
My guess is that some idiot going the other way was driving down the middle of the road, to keep from hitting standing water on the edges, and ran the Humvee off the road in the process. Even more likely for this to occur if the accident actually happened while heavy rain was still falling, so neither vehicle could see the other prior to radical evasives being necessary.
Do note the flooded conditions, and that deep puddles are still standing on the pavement.
That’s just silly. What would you yield the right of way to if you were in a humvee? Unless there was some sort of large ship driving down the road like a carrier, but carriers aren’t street legal as everyone knows.
“What would you yield the right of way to if you were in a humvee?”
Probably the idea of killing someone?
I don’t even understand the question, do you mean you would swerve to AVOID hitting a pedestrian?
How else do you rack up points?
Well, pedestrians sure, but Basara had impled it was another vehicle the humvee driver had swerved for to avoid hitting. In a humvee you’d probably still rack up points hitting other vehicles,. It’s hard to find a vehicle a humvee would lose against. Maybe against a semi it would be a draw, but not an all out loss.
… And now I in turn am unsure of what might be sarcasm in your post.
I wasn’t trying to be funny – I meant that I think a military driver (presuming it was) would probably rather drive into a ditch than run straight over a civilian in the form of vehicle that wouldn’t protect them properly. Even if we might snicker at this image, the PR problems with running over a little old lady on her moped or crashing into a family seated in a Kia (no matter whether they were following the traffic rules or not) would be horrendous, and on a strictly personal level, it probably wouldn’t be much fun either.
So yeah, I wasn’t really trying to be neither funny nor smart, just … being me. :p
I got you.
I was to busy being confused by my own syntax.
If you tax your syntax, would that be a syntaxtax?
“Syntax?” *hides liquor bottles* Nothing to tax here!
Does Syndrome get a syntax?
I thought the catholic church did away with sin taxes?
The White House categorically denies the rumors of a new syntaxtax. It’s all a conservative plot.
The conservatives say it’s a terrorist plot, and the terrorists are blaming Greenpeace.
Greenpeace, in surprising move, is blaming the whales and suggesting we nuke’em. The whales have yet to comment.
“in ‘a’ surprising move” that is……
The whales are still pissed that the dolphins left the planet and didn’t take them.
Since they haven’t clued you in, I will tell that I think they were referring to a video game (Grand Theft Auto) where you get points for running people down with your car. It’s not a game that my son ever asked for fortunately, so I don’t know much about it. (I know enough that he woouldn’t be owning it playing it here anyway…that’s not a comment on adults who choose to play it, but a parental decision.)
GTA is hellafun!
(We’ve jokingly had points system since before GTA existed too. Very high scores for prams.
)
To clarify the “we” in my last post – a point system for who you manage to mow down is something my mum taught me when I was a kid.
We mums can be quite naughty.
Joggers were always at least 100 pts. Hairy joggers with no shirt were 500. Anyone in spandex was 5000. Skater kids were 750 (harder to hit). Cyclists were only 50, easy targets. Old people, 20 points. Jaywalker, 1000 points.
Yeah, old people are only 20, but if the walker goes all the way over your car you get another 2000.
Jaywalkers and small children gave bonus points, as did cyclists who didn’t know the rules of the road. Skaters were worth even more because they it was also a public service and you lost points if you hit an animal or someone with an animal.
I’ve never played Grand Theft, I was just being ridiculous… I’m both jealous and disturbed that someone’s STOLEN my idea. But then again, they probably aren’t hardcore enough to play it irl.
Of course I don’t have a car, I have a bicycle. Which makes it *slightly* harder. But that just makes it more fun!
Well, I would think you should get more points for running someone down with a bicycle! A Humvee is just too easy.
*pictures McCoy running people over with a bike*
*laughs hysterically*
JIM, I’m a doctor, not a driver!
Damnit Jim I’m a doctor not a .. Oh right.
Just don’t try running over a Humvee on it. Or at least wear a damned good helmet if you do try.
There was a game called Postal that came out in the mid 90s that had points for running people over as well… but it was banned I’m pretty sure in every state. Luckily, I’m in Canada, so I got to play it once
From what I’ve read about it, it deserved to be banned simply for being crap as a game. ;p
Hehe I didn’t say it was a good game… just that it existed. It was essentially a precursor to GTA but with less story. (GTA has a story?)
It came out in 1997, as did the first GTA.
Well then, I guess it wasn’t a precursor! I didn’t realise GTA came out that early.
I know they released a new postal a few years ago, but I haven’t checked it out yet. I wonder if it’s as funny and bad of a game as the first one.
gack, i thought all this was referring to death race 2000
I think that may be where it originally came from.
thanks, i feel better now
And the Death Race arcade game came about (and was banned in many places) almost 30 years ago… It was an overhead view game, not first or 3rd person like GTA or postal.
Not only did you have to avoid things that were chasing you while you ran over the people, each person you ran over stuck up a cross on the field, and hitting the crosses would kill you too.
I saw something about that game on a documentary a while back. It was the first video game in which you killed humanoid sprites(basically any of the little moving characters in a game, including your own character thing). In all previous games the sprites were mechanical or non-humanoid such as in space invaders where you were shooting aliens.
that explains some too – the bars i went to didn’t have arcade games way back then
FLIPL
This has to be an Invader Zim reference, no?
“Honestly, Sarge, I don’t know what happened! One minute I was leaning on the Hummer like this, and the next thing I know it slid into the channel.”
You’re a dirty old man, Eds.
Saucepan, meet griddle.
Did you just call Charro an old man? O.o
Only if your definition of “old man” includes “hot” “nubile” and “mermaid.”
Well, no, maid is a specifically female term, it would have to be a merbutler. There could be hot nubile old men out there. Maybe?
And dirty. Don’t forget dirty.
Hey now, I showered.
You’re welcome!
And Eds, you’re plenty hot and dirty yourself!
Awwww.. thanks!
Phew, still mermaid.
lol, and whose fault is that? Too bad they have to walk now.
This my friends is the National Guard At its finest