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I approve of this lol….and disapprove of clowns.
Hey, I’ve been to that McDonald’s!
Those guys weren’t there for you were they?
*in creepy singsong voice*
They’re coming to take you away ha ha ho ho he he
To the funny farm! where life is wonderful all the time
soon you’ll see those nice young men in clean white coats!
They’re coming to take you away ha ha ho ho he he
*rocks back and forth*
Can’t sleep, clowns will chase me. Can’t sleep, clowns will chase me.
And put you into a giant cotton candy ball and drink your blood… I’ve seen that movie too….
Coulrophobia is abnormal or exaggerated fear of clowns. The term is common, but it does not appear to be used in psychology.[1] It is common among children, but is also sometimes found in teenagers and adults as well.[citation needed] Sufferers sometimes acquire a fear of clowns after having a bad experience with one personally. It can also be the effect of seeing a sinister portrayal of one in the media,[citation needed] such as the monster that took on the disguise of a clown in Stephen King’s novel and film It.
Coulrophobia can also be said to extend to a fear of covering up one’s face with paint—the idea of hiding recognisable features under a layer of facepaint can also unsettle coulrophobia sufferers.[1]
Symptoms of coulrophobia can be shortness of breath, rapid breathing, irregular heartbeat, sweating, nausea, dreadfulness.[2]
In July 2006 the Bestival, a three-day music festival held in England, had to withdraw a request to festival goers to come dressed as clowns due to the unexpectedly high rate of coulrophobia among the potential audience
interesante historia, ese
So, were they protesting McDonalds or something?
Hmmmm, I’m unclear on how “dreadfulness” manifests itself as a symptom.
Yeah….well, I copied and pasted from Wiki. Come on, give me a break, it’s my very first ordinal post. I forgot to proof read.
Maybe it was someone extrapolating from the old usage of ‘aweful,’ meaning ‘full of awe’? So a state of being full of dread? It makes sense in the context of clowns, at least.
My old dictionary has ‘full of dread’ as one of the definitions of ‘dreadful’, so dreadfulness would describe the condition of being full of dread..
Oh it’s not a critique on you! Your ordinal posting was in good form! I was just musing out loud.
Thanks. I was so excited when I saw that I could post my first ordinal rule!
*claps and throws flowers*
I got your citation right here, justacanuck. I HATE clowns. I can’t look at them, be around them, or God forbid have anything to do with that evil Pennywise…….
Evil lurks in his eyes
The clown they call Pennywise
He’ll catch you by surprise
The clown they call Pennywise!
I reckon McDonalds’ sales would rocket if they had a flaming clown in a basket outside every branch.
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You failed hard, dude.
I’ve never watched the video but I believe that “special” poster made a run on failblog several months ago.
SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!
before you K
before you KEEL me, i KILL you first!
Yes. Yes you did.
Rando your new name reminds me of Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (the beginning) and it’s made of win!
Haven’t seen it. LOL It’s actually a Mystery Science Theater 3000 reference (which is also made of win).
Well if you happen to check it out, it’s the one with Val Kilmer and RDJ (I think there’s several movies by that name).
“If you look in the dictionary under ‘stupid’, do you know what you’ll find?”
“My picture?”
“No, you idiot, you’ll find the definition of stupid, which is what you are right now!”
*snerk* I have to use that one somewhere!
Ronald looks like he is just chilling while he lets the SWAT team bash down the Hamburglers door. I think this time, he’s doin’ time.
meh!!!
Not just a clown but a Mexican clown. His evil knows no bounds!
(Just a joke. Mexicans are as evil as the rest of us.)
Don’t be daft, the police are Mexican, the clown is Scottish. His name is McDonald after all.
And he’s got red hair.
Isn’t that Irish?
Dude. Fvcking uncool.
What? He’s not wearing a skirt……..
That’s just what he wants you to think. You’ve succumb to the clown propaganda!
Didn’t you used to be Care Troll?
Yes, Yes I did.
Ok. I like your new name better.
*waits for the credit*
*hastily digs into pockets*
All I have is pocket lint!
It’s true FrooFroo came up with the name and graciously let me use it.
Sorry, our credit sucks.
I’m waiting for mine to get stolen so it will get better.
I just put my body up for collateral.
i tried offering my middle child but after they found out the gypsies paid me to take her back….
Found out…what? *curious*
I’m sensing this turned into a “Ransom of Red Chief” type situation….
Actually, he be Irish. If he were a scot his name’d be MacDonald. And you’d have to place every order starting with “acghk” and speak in an impossible to understand glaswegian dialect.
RESPECT MacDonald! At least, the one who lead millions of Scotsmen to a safe place, and then got stabbed 37 times with a claymor and tossed of a cliff.
I don’t think it was quite millions, was it? If we’re respecting important scots though, I’d think the Bruce wins the pot for deserving the most respect.
I simply meant that if it was Scottish, it would be “Mac”, since “mc” is an Irish thing. Besides, if something as dirty as mcdonalds came from scotland, it could only possibly have been spawned in that gaping maw called Glascow!
I have bad news for you, I know quite a few Mc’s that are from Scotland. Probably it got shortened when they immigrated to the US, the people at Ellis Island weren’t always too picky about how names were spelled.
DU stole my thoughts again!!! Mc and Mac are found in Scotland and Ireland. Both mean the same thing.
And you aren’t even married yet….
I didn’t steal them, I just borrowed them
I can just picture the scene in a few years’ time..
K: DU darling, I’m just popping out.
DU: OK sweety. Do you need the brain?
K: No, just going down the pub. You have it!
DU: I don’t need it, I’m watching Oprah.
K: OK I’ll take it, then I can play darts..
You need a brain to play darts? I thought you just needed beer.
See, this is why I won’t play darts with Mabsba. The dart board ends up all wet and smelling of beer while she insists that she’s winning because she managed to hit the board.
But at least there are no brains on the board!
Well, fair enough. Shall we shoot some pool instead?
*orders another round of beers*
Oh, yes! I have my *own* pool cue.
Well, this will probably end badly (for me) because I suck. Still fun, though.
You suck at pool? Sweet! I may have a slight chance of winning against you! Keithy! I’m going to need the brain!
Sure. Yuu can play with my cue as well.
This is why I bring my own cue.
I resent that! I would never watch Oprah!
Well, I don’t play darts either.. tell you what, you have the brain and I’ll just borrow it if I really need it. You’ll find the intellectuallest programmes are on BBC2..
Alright, thank you dear. Oh, um, if you have a hang over in the morning but didn’t drink with the brain will the brain still feel it? Or have we just found a way to avoid a major symptom of hangovers?
*burp* you tell me, love, you’re the one with the brain… *feels no pain*
*hic* Thatsh a good point. Weird, I feel tipshy for some reason.
well speaking from personal experience here as a person with less that a whole brain, i’ve had very few hang-overs
and yes, at one time i did drink waaaay more than i should have 
belay that comment – it should have read, when i was younger and foolish, i drank waaaay too much on many occassions
Burger King is finally taking action against the clowns claiming to have a better burger.
Pfft. Someone needs to take out that freaky Burger King. He’s all breaking and entering into people’s houses and watching them sleep and giving them breakfast. Creepy.
I can assure that if I ever wake up with that freakazoid smiling and shoving breakfast in my face, I’m going to punch him in the crotch and watch the smile go away!
LOL Eds you make me laugh. I’m going to dress up as the King and wear a cup and come to your house just so I can see this.
*buys Charro a ticket to Aussialand and a camcorder* This is so going on youtube!
Hell, if I’m getting a free trip to Australia, I’ll even forego the cup. Just for a more genuine feel.
At least there is no snow here and the beaches are all packed
The barbies fired up and the prawns are ready to go.. oh damn, where’s the beer?
Hic! *burps, gently*
What?
Hey! *burp* Whatsa Eds askin’ ’bout?
Hic! *falls backwards in a dead faint*
Wait, back up a bit.. when did The King get boobies?
When did you start checking?
Well, I wouldn’t normally, but since it could be charro in disguise it could be well worth my time to start checking. True?
Now I want to accompany Charro just to hear the excuse Eddie gives his wife when he’s caught ‘checking’!
Could be even more entertaining is Charro uses Jane’s idea.
The only down side is I wouldn’t get to perform any boobie checking.
“I wasn’t doing nuthin’, really! I just saw this weird looking person and since I didn’t know if it was a man or a woman, I thought the safest thing to do was a boobie check.”
*WHACK*
“Well hell, THAT was unexpected!”
Maybe your wife would like to join?
Ooooooooooooooh, the possibilities are endless..
I agree Eds.
Right about the same time I decided I wanted to see you punch him in the crotch.
Charro, the same results could be attained if you kidnap the Burger King, fly him to Australia, and then watch Eds punch him in the crotch. This leaves you pool lounging time in the coveted yard and you get to watch the Burger King doubled over in pain.
Janie, you’re brilliant! Now, where can I find this Burger King?
But then Eds might not grope me.
*grope* *grope*
More?
Oh no Eds.. Stop.. *feigns resistance*
Hey, if that married guy gets to grope cyber PK boobies, I want a turn! *feels a smack on the back of his head* Wow, how did my wife do that? She’s not even here…
You haven’t been married long, have you?
*gropes charro some more*
11 years, dude.
Umph. Should know to duck by now.
Pfft. Eds is a gentleman. He always gropes a lady when she asks.
Or when someone is conveniently close by that I can blame in case the reaction isn’t what I expected.
According to Twilight women like that now.
ARGH!!! KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!
The King-on commercials were made of win, though. I actually liked those, and wasn’t a bit creeped out. Nope.
Disturbing froo is disturbing.
I hate riot shield noobs…
There. I put riot shield down. Maybe you hate less now?
Not as much as rocket/RPG whores.
I love riot shield boobs..
Oh, wait.. noobs, not boobs.. nevermind
Hey! We should paint boobs on riot shields. That way when they hit you in the face you can be knocked out by knockers!
Yeah, 42 DD’s and also drooping moustaches.
Surreal Insurgency Begins Now….
Posibly is a picture about a riot in Oaxaca in 2006 in Oaxaca’s downtown and the police is protecting some restaurants from opositor teachers.
…………..the POLICIA are protecting Ronald McDonald!………….www.goneGROOMING.com
*shoots the spammer*
Ok, who’s going to help me hide the body?
Over here, diss, no one ever looks for the bodies in Canada.
It was a clear case of self-defense. If you hide the body how else can we declare you a hero?
No diss, over here. I’ll just dump it into the ocean. you can do that in Panama you know.
That’s in Ecuador actually…about 10 blocks from my house.
Actually the whole history of the photo is funnier than the photo itself.
Suposely they said in a TV show that that the clown was haunted and one night while two teens were slacking around they sat in that bench and one sain “man I’m so tired” then the clone say said “me too” then one of the boys had a hearth attack and the other ran scared an then falled into a coma.
To be there wasn’t any evidence of that and there weren’t any cases of deaths in that place but since most mexicans beleive what television says no matter if the one who saids that is just a big fat fraud they had to put the police in order to prevent the destruction of the though it was removed later.
oh damn! i have been to that Mcdonalds! we took a picture of a friend hugging Ronald! or maybe there are alot of McDonalds with a Ronald like that