Comments on: MILK, BREAD, BUTTER

By: mtm

mtm — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 22:48:27 +0000

if you add enough uranium to the cinnamon, the toast toasts itself

By: tylr

tylr — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 15:43:35 +0000

what are toothpaste uranium apples?

theory! looks like apple but is glowing, and has creamy mint toothpaste filling.

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 19:59:12 +0000

you say all that like they’re bad things… what’s wrong with sewage treatment plants? and no body can shop exclusively at an apple store – there’s no meat or or bread, or potatoes, or beer, or scotch, or puppy toys; let alone clothes.

you’re going to be such a blast to be around today, did santa bring you nothing but coal this year and no carbon offsets?

By: Default User

Default User — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 05:19:41 +0000

Don’t worry, I have every intention of coming by and haunting my own wake. May also drink a large amount of the booze.

By: Nebton

Nebton — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 05:11:40 +0000

Sure, especially since it’s us live people who have all the fun!

By: Default User

Default User — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 05:09:47 +0000

…could you at least throw me a wake?

By: Nebton

Nebton — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 05:08:31 +0000

You hate Apple and dislike granola?

I revoke my permission for you to call me Nebbi. You are dead to me. Dead, I say.

By: mabsba

mabsba — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 04:48:40 +0000

I keep reading the ‘pair of clogs’ as ‘pair of dogs’ and start wondering what it means if you only have one dog?

Just remember when you get to England that the bathrooms are WCs, else you will be recycling your turds.

By: Default User

Default User — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 04:46:04 +0000

Huh, I always thought I was unmarried, hated apple, flushed my turds down the toleit, didn’t own a car, can’t afford daily frappacinos, rarely go hiking and dislike granola. I’ve also double checked the closet and couldn’t find a single pair of clogs. Sorry.

By: Cruiser

Cruiser — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 02:21:05 +0000

No Apple store, no yuppies.

By: mabsba

mabsba — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 20:48:03 +0000

I don’t know if we have an Apple store here. Does that mean we don’t have any yuppies?

By: Jane St.Clair Glamorous First Lady of PK

Jane St.Clair Glamorous First Lady of PK — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 20:44:53 +0000

This sounds really well thought out. Do you work on these issues with your therapist? If not, you really should.

By: Cruiser

Cruiser — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 19:58:40 +0000

It means that you drink daily Starbucks frappacinos and smell your own farts for pleasure. You often eat granolla while hiking and own at least two pairs of ‘clogs’. You have a bike rack on your Subaru and your wife looks like she’s dating Ellen Degeneres. You compost your own turds and shop exclusively at the Apple store.

By: Jane St.Clair Glamorous First Lady of PK

Jane St.Clair Glamorous First Lady of PK — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 17:24:49 +0000

I think it just means you’re perpetually stuck in the 80′s with one of those gigantic cell phones.

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 17:01:33 +0000

*giggle* I’m a yuppy! Does that mean I’m rich? Whoohoo!

By: Cruiser

Cruiser — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 16:55:24 +0000

I see….

Still can’t tell me why this is even remotely funny you dumba$$ yuppy.

By: Paula Deen

Paula Deen — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 04:22:05 +0000

Whut ayer yew tryan’ tew say, Darlin’? Ah cayan’t hayalp it thayat I yews moar buttahr thayan the average bayar!

By: Bitter's Chef

Bitter's Chef — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 04:17:51 +0000

loaf of butter? Is he shopping for Paula Deen?

By: Bitter's Chef

Bitter's Chef — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 04:13:37 +0000

and fuzzy.

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 00:19:44 +0000

I hope Santa gives you a sense of humor for Christmas, and because I’m feeling mean I’ll add what else I’m thinking, I hope the wizard gets you that brain you’re in need of.

By: Cruiser

Cruiser — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 23:35:31 +0000

This is Putin… how is this funny. Do you a$$clowns believe the US is the only country who should have nuclear weapons?

Russia has had nukes for nearly as long as us, and yet they still haven’t bombed innocent civillians as we did…..

Why is Uranium funny? Why does this “news” blog post a caption of Putin every 5 posts? It’s old and not funny at all.

By: HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard

HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 21:32:29 +0000

More points if you raspberried. Pppfffff!

By: charro

charro — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 21:18:55 +0000

I hate grabe jelly. Goddamn grabes.

By: charro

charro — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 21:18:21 +0000

Equal points would have been given for either.

By: Default User

Default User — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 20:35:25 +0000

And for the record I’m strawberry jelly. Grabe jelly is meh.

By: Default User

Default User — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 20:34:38 +0000

I’m jelly, you’re penut butter, everything you say slowly slips off of me and sticks to you! HA! *gows back to playing on the swings*

By: Schmoe

Schmoe — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 19:00:41 +0000

No, no, and no. Just a common drunkard with a fantasy appetite.

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:46:47 +0000

Thanks Rando, I was thining of going with the “I know you are but what am I…” however the “I’m rubber your glue…” woulda worked in this case as well.

By: The Amazing Rando

The Amazing Rando — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:43:23 +0000

You don’t think this is funny? What do you think is funny then, fvckwad?

By: The Amazing Rando

The Amazing Rando — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:42:26 +0000

Okay, honestly? Calling someone a “loser” as your only comment about them pretty much outs you as a 12 year old.

By: The Amazing Rando

The Amazing Rando — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:32:45 +0000

That’s not true. It was from the space shuttle and she didn’t even use a gun. She just pointed at it and said “pew pew.”

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:24:04 +0000

Thanks Jane…. Cruiser I think it’s nappy time… come on, you want a glass of warm milk prior to your nap. You seem like you’re in a grumpy mood, you want your teddy?

By: Jane St.Clair Glamorous First Lady of PK

Jane St.Clair Glamorous First Lady of PK — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:21:37 +0000

Better commenting than silently stalking. Same amount of time is spent in both cases.

By: Jane St.Clair Glamorous First Lady of PK

Jane St.Clair Glamorous First Lady of PK — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:19:41 +0000

Mmmmm, very snuggly. ^_^

By: Default User

Default User — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:04:26 +0000

Lemme explain {http://books.google.com/books?id=V8DHIBaak-QC&dq=it%27s+not+funny+if+I+have+to+explain+it+dilbert&printsec=frontcover&source=bn&hl=en&ei=gFsyS5D2JYXasQPLvN3FBA&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=4&ved=0CBUQ6AEwAw#v=onepage&q=&f=false}

Does that help?

By: Cruiser

Cruiser — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:04:12 +0000

Peanut Butter…. you are a loser who I see commenting on everything posted on this site…. do you even pretend to have a life?

By: Cruiser

Cruiser — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:01:22 +0000

Why is this caption of Putin even remotely funny? Pelase explain.

By: Default User

Default User — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 17:57:04 +0000

Ooooh! Shiny! *bats at the tinsel like a kitten*

By: Default User

Default User — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 17:54:23 +0000

Maybe he’s Tom Cruise in disguise?

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 17:50:51 +0000

Cruiser = disfunctional

By: Cruiser

Cruiser — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 17:47:37 +0000

Yet another moronic left/democratic picture/caption…

It’s so funny that he is shopping and uranium is on his list? Russia has had nuclear bombs for decades….

We as Americans are being trained to believe we are the only nation capable of peacfully keeping Nuclear weapons… when we are the ONLY nation to ever have nuked anyone!!

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 17:31:07 +0000

Capt Wow = Awesomeness….

By: Eddie the Floydist

Eddie the Floydist — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 17:28:17 +0000

LMAO!! Good one, Cap’t!

By: Mina

Mina — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 15:57:56 +0000

There’s a FB group that’s called “When I was your age Pluto was a planet”.

By: Captain Wow the Ambassador of Awesome

Captain Wow the Ambassador of Awesome — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 15:45:03 +0000

What the heck does he want with OJ? He already knows how to kill people and get away with it.

By: mabsba

mabsba — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 15:40:21 +0000

So YOU’re the one who bought up all the cinnamon-sugar so Diss couldn’t find any. Wait until Diss finds out.

By: Captain Wow the Ambassador of Awesome

Captain Wow the Ambassador of Awesome — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 15:38:17 +0000

Screw you guys, I’m going home… where I’m making cinnamon toast, dammit. *BTW I have that awesome premixed cinnamon-sugar & I bought it at Krogers…. maybe they don’t all stock it.

By: Captain Wow the Ambassador of Awesome

Captain Wow the Ambassador of Awesome — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 15:33:03 +0000

I have a t-shirt with a picture of pluto on it that says, “It’s okay pluto, I’m not a planet either.” I has a sad.

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 12:59:24 +0000

Diss it’s by the Syrup.

By: Thomas

Thomas — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 11:22:22 +0000

In Soviet Russia you can find everything in each store, even uranium (if you are the Putin), Off topic: I’m the thing from URanus