
The ultra-fast growing bamboo took the dance troupe completely by surprise.
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ummmm…..
Earthquake test!
Thank you very much
I can’t decide if this is the stupidest Ordinal Poster ever, or we just got punked. Either way, it’s pretty epic.
We better be careful that it doesn’t break PK though. The (wo)man ordinal posted himself for saying first… isn’t that a contradiction that tears apart the very fabric of everything we hold dear?!
Yeah, it’s really confusing me, I keep worrying that advanced quantum theory is going to come out of no where and smack us all upside the head if we allow this type of thing to go on.
There must be some alternate form of the heisenberg uncertainty principle that states that you can know either the “first” or the “ordinal” post, but never both. Absolute posting of one creates an infinite range of possibilities in the other.
First reader to go bonkers reading this stuff. SMURF
First reader to threaten Ohyeah with the punishment of eating this stuff all written on A4 paper in cunieform… Smurf
Are you in any way related to my history teacher?
Totally unrelated to this caption, but has anyone else noticed a bunch of stuff that’s old, much of which has already been front-page, in the voting? I think something’s gone wrong.
I agree. A couple of days ago I was voting and i saw an old cat lolz.
Sometimes idiots will plagiarize old LOLs in hopes that people have short memories. It’s also possible that some captions are so obvious with a picture that more than one person might find inspiration with the same caption. I’ve seen both.
No, no, this was actually OLD stuff. I saw one of mine that had front-paged before, and I didn’t resubmit it or anything. (And, yes, credited to me so not plag’ed.)
Okay, that is weird. WTF?
I think of these Firsts, there is one above that impacts my life on a daily basis.
* First woman to appear nude in a motion picture: Audrey Munson as a sculptor’s model in Inspiration, 1915
Thank you Audrey!
I personally am not surprised that the first film about lesbians was made in Germany.
Go Germany!
Funniest one I’ve seen in a while….
Indeed! I literally lol’d! Nicely done, “scum”!
When I first looked, I thought it was Jesus getting crucified again, this time on a bamboo. It looked a bit like Mel Gibson stuff again. God, Great Spaghetti Monster, help me, please. I could not go through all that torture again… in Aramaic. Mel should be crucified, on a bamboo.
*whistles and applauds* Good form!
Here here! *joins applause*
As for the pic, it’s the annual Tokyo fireman’s exhibition. Seriously. The firemen of old Edo were proud of their agility, and showed it off to the populace. Think of it as gymnastics on stilts!
How does the pancreas react to severe bamboo poking?
I loved watching these kinds of displays at the natsumatsuri where I lived. I miss it!!
Don’t miss the middle-aged guys running around naked save fundoshi, though >_<
…http://mdn.mainichi.jp/photospecials/graph/dezomeshiki/1.html…
It’s the holdasy and everyone is on the beach eating pig and partying. We here in the Great White North are freezing our asses off with nothing to do but surf old ICHC sites. Life, me hearties, is unfair. And very very cold.
WTF? Quit complaining and move to Hawaii. Tomorrow. Get a job rubbing oil on whales on the beach or something. No charge for the advice…
Mythbusters confirmed the myth of torture by bamboo– they set up a gel dummy over a bamboo plant, and sure enough, it grew right through him.
Your talking about Revenge of the Nerds. And it actually grew right up the dummy’s ass. A Nerd said: “Don’t try this at home.”
I’m not entirely sure I agree with the confirmed verdict– presumably, humans have more interesting things in their bodies than gel. Wouldn’t, say, stomach acid kill the thing?