Hello, Dalai Lama? Is your refrigerator running?
(Pope Benedict XVI)
The Dalai Lama tells better jokes
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I don’t know, his chi would probably give it away.
You what nah ?
In traditional Chinese culture, qi, or “Ch’i,” is an active principle forming part of any living thing.
It is frequently translated as “energy flow,” and is often compared to Western notions of energeia or élan vital (vitalism) as well as the yogic notion of prana. The literal translation is “air,” “breath,” or “gas” (compare the original meaning of Latin spiritus “breathing”; or the Common Greek πνεῦμα, meaning “air,” “breath,” or “spirit”; and the Sanskrit term prana, “breath”).
I was hoping to rescue people from become an ordinal poster, but I guess I can take it for the team. :-/
Yeah, there’s no ordinal post required. Nobody said that “f” word.
What F word? Fist?
He trained his refrigerator to bring the beer to him?!?
Badass.
What what?
IN THE BUTT.
DO YOU WANNA DO IT IN MY BUTT?
I WANNA DO IT IN YOUR BUTT. But I’m a girl. I don’t have those bits. Sorry!
Those bits can be bought after a fashion. Batteries included. *ahem* Or so I hear.
He got that joke from Sarkozy & Putin.
It does fool GWB every time!
Biden too.
what happens when GWB calls Biden?
total confusion on both ends
GWB: hello? hehe
Biden: Heya!
-awkward silence-
GWB: whatcha ye’all call me fer?
Biden: who what in the where now? you called me?
GWB: nope, no i didnt
Biden: you sure? could of sworn the phone rang when i was watching spongebob
GWB: spongeybob? sweet what channel??
Biden: its on cartoon network now, they have a marathon! its totally sweet
GWB: teehee, i love me that there sponegybob and his pal patrick
Biden: oooh ya i love patrick, my favorit 5 pointed star..does that mean he’s jewish?
GWB: patrick? name sounds mighty jewy…but thats ok, he’s all people to me
Biden: is he people or is he starfish?
GWB: well he wears pants like people!
Biden: but can you make soiylent green out of him?
GWB: nooooo THATS PEOPLE hehehhehehehe
Biden: hehehe you said people heheh
GWB: hehe…you wanna come over and play leggos?
Biden: HELL YEAH! i got the new space set!
GWB: ooh ok, bring it over my indiana jones set will whoop it!
I can’t decide if I should be reading that in my favorite stoner’s voice of some little kid’s voice.
Also, Spongebob is on Nickelodeon, so Cartoon Network would not be showing a marathon.
I totally typed “marathong” at first.
*snerk*
I’m reading it in the SNL impersonated voices and it’s hilarious!!
Oh Hey! Sorry if I’ve been remiss in my stalking duties. I don’t like cold weather and I lost my key to your place, so I’ve been reduced to sitting in my car, and, well, gas isn’t cheap so… Anyway, good to see you.
*stalks*
*sniff*
Hey, I showered! Oh wait…
*stalks Brak*
*waves to her favorite stalker…wherever she is*
But you’re so good at your job that I never know if you’ve been absent!
*waves back, then moves to a different location*
Thank you. Oh, and I found my key. Life is good.
I imagined this as neither of them actually knew who they were talking to.
My first reaction was, ‘nice tapestry!’ *sigh*
My first reaction was ‘He still has a phone with a cord!?!’
He does have a cell phone, but it’s one of those 90′s giant bricks.
homeless people use those as shelter now, bitter troll sleeps in one
I thought you slept under the bridge.
Well when Charro stays the night they don’t really “sleep.”
Excellent point.
There’s too much screaming to sleep.
Not funny.
BOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Not a Gangsta.
BOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Pope-tipping, anyone?
We can get some soda & pie. It’ll be fun……
” STALK”
“ROOTS”
“LEAVES”
Where are you going? *sad*
bitter troll is planting bitter troll’s foot down right here!
*plants flag in bitter troll’s bitter foot and runs away*
Hee hee.
To go watch Fraggle Rock and smoke a… cigarette. Maybe eat some cheetos.
WOOT FRAGGLE ROCK!-sits and munchs-
Look, I bought the “Holiday Special” from Target on that last cheeto run. It’s really just three episodes, but still cool.
*sings Weeba Weeba!*
go wembly go!
Hehe, dude, would you like some “grapes of generosity”?
I have just received the complete “Monty Python’s Flying Circus” DVD set. I can only assume it is a tribute for being Ganesha for the day. (Either that or the present my husband said he had to order.)
“STAMEN”
That’s just dirty!
“Anther”
(Say this slooowly in a deep whisper)
pistil
ROFL!!
hahahaha
Woo! Second front pager! Shame that ICHC got rid of the one I did where the Dalai Lama was going to drive-by the Pope. I liked thatone.