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NO ORDINAL POSTS AGAIN!!!
But please educate us if you like ^_^
Ok, but I’ll keep it brief:
The Rufous-fronted Laughingthrush (Garrulax rufifrons) is a species of bird in the Timaliidae family. It is endemic to Indonesia. Its natural habitat is subtropical or tropical moist montanes.
You know, you gotta love the irony that I had a nesting fail with a post about birds.
Autisticus
What, the song by Ian Dury and the Blockheads?
They did a song about birds??
Well the Bird is a word…..
Bababababababababababababababa
oo mow mow baba oo mow ma mow
What have you done to me ILPB? Now it won’t stop.
Nooooooooo!!! I hear it too – make it stop!!
It’s stuck in my head…
hope it doesn’t hurt!!
I see….here, let me help you with that.
@ 01:15 he totally looks like Adam Savage from MYTHBUSTERS with the hat and shades.
… I’m not sure how I should feel.
Definitely fixed the Ian Dury problem though.
Sorry but…. WTF?! O_________O;
He has a flavor.
bitter troll wanted sexy dreams of asians licking each other…but was hopeing for school girls, not creepy old men
That’ll teach you to be as specific as possible in your requests to the Sandman.
True enough. The first guy said,”I can lick any man in the house!”
The second guy said, “Oh yeah? Prove it!!”
Be careful what you ask for, BT.
-nods- bitter troll has learned a valued lesson.
seen this already,on verydemotivational, bit boring and China has f*>ked up Big Time today, this is boring
not nightmares but acute nausea….bleh
BARF, next please
BARF? Interesting concept but really a lot of work.
The one guy just seems oblivious to the fact. He’s got important work to do and is going to do it regardless of whether or not poeple are licking him.
I commend his dedication.
I’ve always wondered if Chinese people taste like Chinese food… And if so, what kind? And are you hungry again a half hour later?
…
I think you have to add soy sauce.
I dunno, too much MSG for me DWN.
Would that be considered kosher?
I do believe that I am vegetarian for the day, in keeping with being a Hindu god, but apparently I get sweets!
I don’t think MSG has any bearing on Kosher-osity…. I’ll have to check…
let us know, bitter troll is wanting to know
Ok, it’s simply a salt mixture, so I’m pretty sure it’s kosher, feel free to put it on the Chinese kids before you cook em BT.
*puts salt on Max and proceeds to lick it off* Mmmmm, yummy.
Wait wait! Let’s get some tequila and make this an all nighter babe!
Don’t forget the lime!
How about the ginger?
Ginger with tequila? That’s a new one on me!
The ginger is for…other uses.
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
Grin grin say no more!
Thanks for the suggestion VG!
Janie, I have plenty of ginger. Would you like to come over? *wink*
My mouth’s kinda full right now, can you apply it at our current location?
I’ll apply it anywhere you like. ANYwhere. Can I use my tongue?
I think I insist.
Oh…. oh my…
I love this website.
*applies liberal amounts of ginger to Jane’s girly parts using tongue*
I feel like I’m missing something here. What is all this ginger and what does it do? *needs some educating*
Oh you came to the right place for an “education” DU…
That’s good. I need some very serious educating. I’ve been terribly delinquent about learning and need to be taught a lesson.
Jane, Charro, I do believe we’re scheduled for an emergency torture session to punish DU!
O_O
Wow. And you people get away with threads like this? On a regular basis??
I need to spend more time here…
Serifina, you have no idea! I had to put a fan at my desk to cool off after reading some of these threads.
Luckily, I’m at home. And in my own bedroom (the joy of laptops!)
You are very lucky then. I’m at work. Which is kind of funny because Big Brother knows everything I do online. Obviously I work with people who have as twisted of a sense of humor as I do.
Yyyyyyeah. I work retail. (A very well-known chain of convenience stores… think numbers.) And night-shift, too. I could get PK on my phone, but trying to follow these threads would likely be impossible.
I was thinking more about the Chinese part.
Oh! Oh god yes… Chinese food is kosher. Otherwise half the chinese places in California would be going out of business.
I think it was Jon Stewart who said “Yasir Arafat got a Nobel Peace Price for shaking hands with a Jew? Hell if that’s the case then the owner of the Honk Kong Cafe on 42nd deserves about 100 Nobels on any given Sunday!”
I think my alter ego is obstructing my ability to ask questions! That’s not the way it’s supposed to work. I get to obstruct other people.
I meant the Chinese PEOPLE.
As long as you prepared them correctly, I think it’d be Kosher.
SOYLENT GREEN IS KOSHER!!!!!
Crafty little Jews….
Okay, since my tribute as Ganesha is apparently the entire Monty Python series, I suspect my obstacles (my duty as Ganesha being to obstruct people) will take the form of Pythonisms.
You will be declaring many Silverhammers.
Do you want to come upstairs?
*perks up*
What’s upstairs?
Monopoly. Here & Now Edition.
Phoo. I was hoping for mescaline.
I don’t think Chinese people are Kosher but I’m just guessing.
underage crying asian girls are always kosher
You scare the crap out of me.
I thought something similar when I read this post.
You’re not very Silence of the Lamb’s Buffalo Bill then, are you.
*hands lotion*
*lotions hand*
Thanks!
*puts the hose down* I guess we won’t be needing this.
Hey, that’s my job.
Well, I just lotioned up my hand. Would you like a different sort of job?
No, I pretty much like doing the hose thing.
Well, ok. But don’t say I didn’t offer.
Boy did you miss your opportunity there Silence.
I could think of at least three differnt “jobs” she could do for me…only one of which involves hand.
Very nice of you to offer Charro.
Would you like a job Steve?
You calling her a chub?
I am known for giving people chubbies.
This comment is full of win.
You’re full of win Rando.
Oh Rando, you should check out this site. You’ll appreciate it.
Rando is full of soda. And that site is totally full of win. Thanks, charro!!
Especially when they’re shaved and splayed open on a marble counter with sushi.
Must… invent…. that… bar…..
We’re ordering sushi, but I suddenly have a hankerin’ for roast beef.
Well, Max; it always was a dream of mine to open a restaurant. I think this one is a money maker. Plus.. Hot Asian chicks for us to.. Well.. You know.
And suddenly, I have such a craving for sushi…
I’m told that Western people smell of dairy food…
Except the vegans.
He has a flavor?
This picture is photoshopped. I can tell from having seen many photosh…ack…gah…*dies*
By the Mighty Might of My Mighty Hammer I say thee RISE AGAIN RANDO!!!!! Oh crap…that was yesterday. Um..sorry dude. Uh, Ganesha…you got anything here?
*looks down at Rando* Oh, dear. I don’t really do raising the dead. I can arrange a nice party and see if that revives him. *summons dancers and wine and red flowers*
Are the dancers nekkid?
Except for the red flowers.
That works for me.
Hey, can I be a deity for a day? I wanna be Quetzalcoatl. Something about a flying snake god just sounds cool… Maybe I could be Phil, the ruler of heck, from Dilbert. Then I could darn you all (like a sock? oi vey, it’s so 2:00AM).
Well, actually, this has been bugging me for a while. *hammers the letter t into Aremis’s name, right between the r and the e.* Much better!
That works, though actually my pseudonym comes from an obscure junior high fiction book, Slake’s Limbo. Being as I’m a pagan I get the ‘you spelled Artemis wrong’ thing all the time.
I wouldn’t mind being Artemis for a day, though. She was a cool bean as far as goddesses go. I don’t normally do the cross-dressing thing, but it’s a small price to pay for deification.
P.S. for the record, it’s also the name of one of the Three Musketeers, but he spelled it Aramis.
She was one of the three virgin goddesses though, so that sort of takes all the fun out of it.
Well, we can always fix the virgin part.
Don’t see why not. It worked out great for me. Of course, what tributes you get probably vary according to your followers.
…….Someone must pay for this outrage!
so whats grimmiekins score for front page here?
Er. Why did you rape Screech?
Why not? Except for everything I can think of about that guy that repels me in every conceivable way. Besides all those things, why not?
And I am always surprised at how much some of my random babbling can stir conversation while the things I put some actual thought into get maybe a chuckle. Oh such painful irony!
Well that’s because when you put actual thoughts into things, people think about them and have nothing else to add other than “Wow this DWN feller is pretty sharp and I like the way he thinks”.
But when you babble, it’s kind of like word association; people just run with it.
And I don’t know why not that’s why I asked!!! Sheesh. Hey listen, I have some stories I want you to read, how can I get them to you?
cause slater was getting raped already by rando
It’s not rape if they’re willing.
Yeah we all know how Slater likes to cry “rape” but he really likes it. That whore.
He always begs for the reacharound, but that’s not how I roll.
Well then it wouldn’t be “rape”! He’s such a doosh. Good for you Rando. Way to stick to your.. eh.. guns.
It was the only way to get to that chick in Showgirls. Worst. Threesome. Ever.
Well, she is such a horrible actress I can only imagine she would be a horrible lay.
bitter troll passed right by her to get to screech
Horrible, yes, but easy. And that’s all that really matters.
They’re all whores. Especially that Kelly Kapowski. She did Dylan on 90210 you know.
I think I picked my god poorly; I don’t seem to be enjoying anything like omniscience — the only Screech I can think of is the one Greenbeard offered and Canuck said we weren’t to drink. *sad…but resumes watching Monty Python…happy again*
Try this.
Ah. THanks, but I think I’ll stick to Monty Python.
You know, it’s very annoying when they say ‘full frontal nudity,’ but they really only mean ‘FEMALE full frontal nudity.’ Pfft.
I have no idea what you’re talking about. Or rather, why you brought it up.
It’s the screech talking. The Canadian screech. Not the Saved by the bell screech.
I completely agree!
Ewan McGregor said that’s one of the reasons he’s ok with doing full frontal, it’s the guys’ turn.
I was watching the Monty Python episode “Full Frontal Nudity” when that thread was going on. I WARNED everyone that the Monty Python was going to permeate everything. (Monty Python — I love my husband.
)
What about Zack Morris?
pfft like anyone would touch that walking herpe.
Riiiiiiiiight..
*quietly goes to basement to beat Zack Morris to death with a shovel*
I wouldn’t touch him..
Well I am not flinging my email out here… but if you leave a message on my account here or if you contact me on Gaia (if you have such things) I’ll give you IM info to get a hold of me. Then I can share pictures so your face will melt.
I didn’t even notice Grimmiekins made the front page again. I hate that guy. He’s almost as bad as EWAdams.
*waits to get rekilled by the bitter axe*
His LOLs are as bad as Eric-in-STL. But that guy can’t even seem to get onto the Upcoming page anymore, the big loser.
Down with everyone!! Up with ME!
I’ll get you up Max!
Wait, that’s not right..
Oh sweetheart, you already were… but not for much longer. *sucking sounds*
*readies camera*
Ok Janie, time for the money shot!
What started as political movement is now something a whoooooole lot better!
Confirmed.
…Said VNV shortly after waking up screaming from nightmares caused by this photo.
The guy behind is Muneo Suzuki, and the other one is Hiromu Nonaka (both former LDP politicians). The picture seemed to be modified (with the licking tongue attached). The original one was http://d.hatena.ne.jp/images/diary/l/lunakko/2007-05-10.jpg
Tongue-involvement or not, it still looks like the guy behind (God, this sounds so wrong for some reason) has never heard of ‘personal space’. Y’know, with the hand a bit too touchy-feely, the face a bit too much leaning on the shoulder, the guy in the seat looking a bit too much as if he was drugged…
..Well. I’ll just lave the stereotypical jokes about Japanese turn-ons for what they are.
*leave.
Bugger.
Mmmm…. Tastes like chicken!
I wonder what’s his flavor? Rice?
Bzzt, we’re sorry. You have to post in the form of a question–”I wonder what’s his flavor” is a flagrant violation. Remember just adding a question mark doesn’t make the statement an interrogative one….
We would, however have accepted “I wonder, what is his flavor?” The comma is important.
You cannot unsee what has been seen!
Nightmares, why? Just because an old Asian guy licked another old Asian guy’s face? Pffft. Try Star Trek: Deep Space 9, 7th season: Gul Dukat makes out with Kai Winn. And I’m gonna need mind bleach just for bringing that memory up.
Thanks. Now I need mind bleach too. Eh, no one cares about the 7th season anyways. It didn’t have Jadzia in it.
kinda sorta, what do you expect from japan? its either that or a giant robot
I would have figured tentacles…
from SPACE
with giant anime boobs.
That have the super power of ignoring the laws of Physics…
Are the giant anime boobs filled with milk and the chick drinks the milk out of her own boobs?
I saw that once. It was weird.
…and the bounciness of any given super ball.
Dont forget eyes that would look ridiculously huge on a giant squid!
You don’t need anime to see that. Just sayin’.
Okay, THAT you’re not likely to see in real life.
Although if you want to give a girl watermelon boobs, just knock up an already busty chick and there you go.
…
What are you looking at?
I know, right? I’ve practically been knocked out cold by those before.
I can’t knock up a chick though. I don’t have a penis. How about I find a busty chick and you knock her up? You know, purely as a favour to me, out of the goodness of your heart.
I’ve been trying to do that for months now and can’t seem to succeed.
Well, yeah I guess.. But I was thinking more just their legs splayed open. You know.. So.. Well.. I have to go.
What did that cat ever do to you?
She ate my soup.
But.. but.. I made it on the grill for you!
You made soup on the grill?
Oh yes, I’m skilled like that.
But can you make a blancmange on the grill?
Did you use Jew stock?
No no Charro… You use Jew stock in the oven…
It can’t be any harder than when I make Ice cream on the grill…
Makes sense.
I refuse Madame!
This grilled rum & coke is pretty darn good, though.
Can I get a flame broiled tequila sunrise?
Sure DU, but unfortunately I didn’t shift the coals right, so it’s a little charred on the bottom side.
Not to worry, it will probably get roofied and leave me passed out before I get to the bottom.
No I think you’re safe on that respect, the roofies don’t respond well when prepared over the grill… however… Charro sneaking up behind you with the Chloroform…
Charro’s doing wha- *thud*
You’re not the only one.
DU’s out… TO THE BEDROOM OF DOOM!!!