TRUTH
While it may set you free, it won’t make you many friends…
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Eventually, of course, she was roundly blamed for the economic collapse.
Don’t forget the war in Iraq. That’s her fault, too.
The clouds opened up, light poured down on PK as the angels sang, and I saw that a poster format was good.
But alas the LOLs were no where to be seen. The great God Comedy, had left PK to rot in it’s preachiness. “Behold” explained Comedy, “I shall return upon the sacrafice of EWAdams at the alter of No More Vladerdays/ Palins/ Bush is Dumb Lols.”
But I like Vladurday.
*pouts*
Me too! And I have a Putin LOL on upcoming! I’m keeping my fingers crossed for the coveted Vladurday spot!
The Comedy has spoken….. once spoken you do not question the great Comedy or it will smite you from this board…… SPOKEN!!!!!
Oh, STFU, Comedy, you were always such a downer at the family get togethers.
Remember…the opposite of gravity is comedy.
But, why’s the funny gone?
Hmm. The rum is, too. Coincidence? I think not.
*steps in front of case of rum*
OMG! The rum is gone?? It’s that Jack Sparrow again!
Yeah Jack Sparrow, yeah him… I totally blame *burp* him.
*leans forward unsteadily and “whispers” to ILPB*
Geth dis rum outta here and meeth me at my houthe. We’ll make spiced cider to drinkth in front of the fireplace. Go now…I’ll distr…deestr…distractitate everybody.
*hiccup*
This is one of those days I’m really glad I’m your stalker. *lets self in to HOW’s house*
**looks down** Rum gone is gullet down…
*Snuggles with Mina & ILPB & spiced rum cider in front of fire*
We’re starting our NYE celebrations early and right.
And hopefully long into the new year!
If I’m drinking spiced rum cider in front of my fireplace does it still count as “working from home”?
Um, maybe it’s just “break time”. You’re allowed breaks right?
as far as i’m concerned, if you are being productive in one way or another, it’s working from home.
now are you going to share any of that rum (you do have some left don’t you?) or am i going to have to find a new use for the hot butter mix that i brought?
*chugs rum quickly* Well..it looks like you’re going to have to find a new ushe for that butter mixsh *hic* I can think of one or two
There’s lots of funny on the vote page or other captions- it just never makes it to the front page (sigh).
Greed and ungodliness? Strange, those two things seldom go together.
Ungodliness? Oh, I thought it said Uncoolness. That would have been a much better sign.
greed and uncoolness? bitter troll can see the fonze outside with that sign!
I’m guessing that most of the people who voted this up thought that it was uncoolness too. I thought it was when I first saw it.
I would make it a much better sign.
*It
I’m not conceited, I swear!
Who needs friends when you have GOD?
Imaginary friends will do! like god!
Don’t forget Buddy Jesus!
Did you mean Buddy Christ?
They’re not the same thing? /:-S
Well one comes from Dogma and the wonderful George Carlin. The other comes from, I don’t know where…
Who needs friends when you have George Carlin?
I love George Carlin’s earlier stuff. My mom had a couple LPs of his stand up that I loved to listen to. Towards the end though, he seemed so embittered that it kind of took away from the funny.
Well, God was supposed to pick me up at the airport but he totally flaked on me….3 hours later I get a rambling text about how “something came up sry u no itz tuff bein omnipotent lulz!11!”
Diss FTMFW!
Sort of a, what if God were one of us, just a douchebag friend of ours?
I guess I was right to go with another deity for the day. (Wrong gender, but he has the cool trunk and gets sweets as tribute and I switched back before going to bed, so all worked out okay.) I don’t think Ganesha would leave you hanging at the airport.
Thor would pick you up and fly you to your destination.
And when he got you there he would whip up a little lightning and charge that dead car battery for you.
*Cue Joan Osborne*
…just a slob like one of us…just a stranger on the bus trying to make his way hooooooooommmeee…
At first, I read it as “No economic policy can fix greed and uncoolness” lol.
was that pic from the G20 in Pittsburgh?