Comments on: TRUTH

By: fire_lupine06

fire_lupine06 — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 16:52:54 +0000

was that pic from the G20 in Pittsburgh?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 04:53:57 +0000

At first, I read it as “No economic policy can fix greed and uncoolness” lol.

By: suicide_the_blonde

suicide_the_blonde — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 04:38:52 +0000

*Cue Joan Osborne*

…just a slob like one of us…just a stranger on the bus trying to make his way hooooooooommmeee…

By: suicide_the_blonde

suicide_the_blonde — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 04:36:32 +0000

I love George Carlin’s earlier stuff. My mom had a couple LPs of his stand up that I loved to listen to. Towards the end though, he seemed so embittered that it kind of took away from the funny.

By: Brak the Zappaist.....thinking that tomorrow is Thorsday

Brak the Zappaist.....thinking that tomorrow is Thorsday — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 02:38:45 +0000

Thor would pick you up and fly you to your destination.
And when he got you there he would whip up a little lightning and charge that dead car battery for you.

By: Brak the Zappaist.....thinking that tomorrow is Thorsday

Brak the Zappaist.....thinking that tomorrow is Thorsday — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 02:36:20 +0000

Who needs friends when you have George Carlin?

By: Brak the Zappaist.....thinking that tomorrow is Thorsday

Brak the Zappaist.....thinking that tomorrow is Thorsday — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 02:34:15 +0000

Remember…the opposite of gravity is comedy.

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 01:42:34 +0000

*chugs rum quickly* Well..it looks like you’re going to have to find a new ushe for that butter mixsh *hic* I can think of one or two

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 01:37:30 +0000

as far as i’m concerned, if you are being productive in one way or another, it’s working from home.
now are you going to share any of that rum (you do have some left don’t you?) or am i going to have to find a new use for the hot butter mix that i brought?

By: Egnatius

Egnatius — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 01:28:07 +0000

*It

I’m not conceited, I swear!

By: mabsba (who was Ganesha yesterday but still has the tribute)

mabsba (who was Ganesha yesterday but still has the tribute) — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 00:30:14 +0000

I guess I was right to go with another deity for the day. (Wrong gender, but he has the cool trunk and gets sweets as tribute and I switched back before going to bed, so all worked out okay.) I don’t think Ganesha would leave you hanging at the airport.

By: Jane St.Clair Glamorous First Lady of PK

Jane St.Clair Glamorous First Lady of PK — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 00:25:54 +0000

Sort of a, what if God were one of us, just a douchebag friend of ours?

By: Jane St.Clair Glamorous First Lady of PK

Jane St.Clair Glamorous First Lady of PK — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 00:25:08 +0000

Well one comes from Dogma and the wonderful George Carlin. The other comes from, I don’t know where…

By: Egnatius

Egnatius — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 00:20:11 +0000

I’m guessing that most of the people who voted this up thought that it was uncoolness too. I thought it was when I first saw it.

I would make it a much better sign.

By: Sigma

Sigma — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 23:50:56 +0000

They’re not the same thing? /:-S

By: Jane St.Clair Glamorous First Lady of PK

Jane St.Clair Glamorous First Lady of PK — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 23:46:01 +0000

Did you mean Buddy Christ?

By: bitter troll :the hater of Grimmiekins

bitter troll :the hater of Grimmiekins — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 23:09:24 +0000

greed and uncoolness? bitter troll can see the fonze outside with that sign!

By: Default User

Default User — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 23:07:37 +0000

Ungodliness? Oh, I thought it said Uncoolness. That would have been a much better sign.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 22:29:57 +0000

Diss FTMFW!

By: Mina the professional stalker

Mina the professional stalker — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:55:18 +0000

Um, maybe it’s just “break time”. You’re allowed breaks right?

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:45:39 +0000

Well, God was supposed to pick me up at the airport but he totally flaked on me….3 hours later I get a rambling text about how “something came up sry u no itz tuff bein omnipotent lulz!11!”

By: Sigma

Sigma — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:45:28 +0000

Don’t forget Buddy Jesus!

By: bitter troll :the hater of Grimmiekins

bitter troll :the hater of Grimmiekins — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:41:44 +0000

Imaginary friends will do! like god!

By: jinxed

jinxed — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:05:32 +0000

Who needs friends when you have GOD?

By: Carl

Carl — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:23:20 +0000

Greed and ungodliness? Strange, those two things seldom go together.

By: HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard

HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:21:31 +0000

If I’m drinking spiced rum cider in front of my fireplace does it still count as “working from home”?

By: Igloo McCoy

Igloo McCoy — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 18:58:50 +0000

Don’t forget the war in Iraq. That’s her fault, too.

By: Mina the professional stalker

Mina the professional stalker — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 18:49:46 +0000

And hopefully long into the new year!

By: HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard

HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 18:45:23 +0000

*Snuggles with Mina & ILPB & spiced rum cider in front of fire*
We’re starting our NYE celebrations early and right.

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 18:30:38 +0000

**looks down** Rum gone is gullet down…

By: Mina the professional stalker

Mina the professional stalker — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 18:30:09 +0000

This is one of those days I’m really glad I’m your stalker. *lets self in to HOW’s house*

By: HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard

HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 18:27:57 +0000

*leans forward unsteadily and “whispers” to ILPB*
Geth dis rum outta here and meeth me at my houthe. We’ll make spiced cider to drinkth in front of the fireplace. Go now…I’ll distr…deestr…distractitate everybody.
*hiccup*

By: Tragedy

Tragedy — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 18:22:23 +0000

Oh, STFU, Comedy, you were always such a downer at the family get togethers.

By: Smacky wants to spank EWAdams

Smacky wants to spank EWAdams — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 18:10:27 +0000

There’s lots of funny on the vote page or other captions- it just never makes it to the front page (sigh).

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 18:04:11 +0000

The Comedy has spoken….. once spoken you do not question the great Comedy or it will smite you from this board…… SPOKEN!!!!!

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 18:01:01 +0000

Yeah Jack Sparrow, yeah him… I totally blame *burp* him.

By: HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard

HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 17:59:22 +0000

*steps in front of case of rum*
OMG! The rum is gone?? It’s that Jack Sparrow again!

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 17:49:22 +0000

Hmm. The rum is, too. Coincidence? I think not.

By: Captain Wow the Ambassador of Awesome

Captain Wow the Ambassador of Awesome — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 17:42:57 +0000

*pouts*
Me too! And I have a Putin LOL on upcoming! I’m keeping my fingers crossed for the coveted Vladurday spot!

By: Jane St.Clair Glamorous First Lady of PK

Jane St.Clair Glamorous First Lady of PK — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 17:41:43 +0000

But I like Vladurday.

By: n00bettes

n00bettes — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 17:29:29 +0000

But, why’s the funny gone?

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 17:25:06 +0000

But alas the LOLs were no where to be seen. The great God Comedy, had left PK to rot in it’s preachiness. “Behold” explained Comedy, “I shall return upon the sacrafice of EWAdams at the alter of No More Vladerdays/ Palins/ Bush is Dumb Lols.”

By: ay dios mio

ay dios mio — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 17:19:46 +0000

The clouds opened up, light poured down on PK as the angels sang, and I saw that a poster format was good.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 17:14:00 +0000

Eventually, of course, she was roundly blamed for the economic collapse.