White House Drinking Game: Every time the word recession is uttered take a drink
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LoL, He He
FINALLY! A GOOD one!
Oh dear. I’m sorry bitter shot you.
He caught me off gaurd.
Don’t worry doh. Mi homiez r gonna roll on dat ni66a dawg!
You know, here I’d been assuming bitter poured him a shot.
*fights the urge*
*loses fight*
I’d like it so much better if “recession” was spelled correctly.
Still funny, though!
PK drinking game. Take a shot every time a word is misspelled in a caption.
Pundit Kitchen drinking game: Every time some conservatard mouths off about liberals, take a drink. If the word “socialism” is used, take another drink. If Obama’s birth certificate is brought up, CHUG!
AND vice versa!
*takes two drinks for troll’s use of “conservatard”*
But Diss, if I do shots of Sour Troll I always start puking by midnight.
Jane, we’re drinking Absolut, ok? Not Sour Troll.
(Actually, doesn’t Old Sour Troll sound like a really, really bad brand of cheap bourbon?)
If not, it should be.
I soooo want to stop by the liquor store on the way home and see if it is. Pester the employees to help me find it….hmmm.
“No, Old Sour Troll, I heard about it on the INTERWEBZ! Can you order it?”
MMMmmm, Absolut – chilled to perfection. Speaking of which, have you ever tried iced Stoli?
*hurk*
Sorry folks!! I’m drinking Rum (that’s the Dark Navy Rum not the poncey Captain Morgan’s Spiced Rum that kids appear to enjoy as they think it has the same effect as drinking proper Rum!!)
Also one shot for libertard, and two for libratard, because it’s just not nice to go around insulting Libra’s for no reason.
Take a shot every time Obama’s middle name is mentioned. Take a shot every time Gore’s integrity is called into question. Take a shot every time someone calls GWB a chimp or monkey. Take a shot every time the health care bill is brought up, two if the words “not with my money” show up in any form. Take a shot every time someone types “Faux/Fixed News/Noise.”
*sulks* I want to go back to the shots for the spelling errors. We get to drink more.
You get them for those too, but ILPB & bitter troll are excepted unless you want alcohol poisoning.
You know, bitter troll I don’t mind because there’s an intentional pattern to the ‘errors*,’ but ILPB’s inability to use the correct form of common homonyms makes my head hurt.
*”You may break any grammar rule you wish, as long as you know that you are breaking it.” Twain.
The health care bill seems to broad an issue for drinking, can we narrow it down to death panels?
Hmmm…yes, that sounds fair. We want to live through the night after all. LOL
Oooh, since you’re not on the FBPK board you missed my link about the woman with the phenomenal blood alcohol level. Here you go!
Holy crap, dude!!!!
Yeah we get it sour. Partisanship rules. It’s impossible for libs and conservs to disagree vehemently on issues but still get along.
w00t
It would be so much easier if conservatives just accepted that they’re wrong.
Hee hee. A Jewish friend came over one day, very pissed off. He said his friend of over a decade had come by and said, “You know, if you Jews would just accept that Jesus is the Son of God, it would end all this antisemitism.” Needless to say, I gave him much beer.
Oh WOW.
Well…I suppose technically he was right. I mean, if Jews all accepted Jesus as the son of Yaweh they would all become Christian and there wouldn’t be any Jews left to hate. I mean unless they went around hating their former religion. However, the Torah specifically states that no two Jews are ever allowed to agree on something when it comes to religion, so that will never happen.
I think technically he was lucky that he didn’t experience up close and personal exactly how well-armed my Jewish friend is.
(Part of the reason for the many beers — disarming, you know.)
I’m really beginning to like this Jewish friend of yours.
Yeah, you don’t screw with the Jews… Ever met a Canaanite? Exaaactly
He told me his father has a fully automatic Uzi. I was silent for a minute because I know that’s illegal, so finally I just said, “Um, why?”
Him: “For when the Nazis come back.”
Me: “Okay.” I’m thinking I’m standing BEHIND his dad on that day.
I probably should say that his paternal grandparents spent 1933-1938 getting out of Germany to Columbia. No one else got out.
*snuggles with a certain VERY Jewish Warlord* My New Year’s Eve was lame and I need comforting.
Jon Stewart used to joke about that: (I’m doing this from memory, can’t find the quote) “I went to Israel, and I was struck by the differences between them and the USA. Here, we have ‘Let me do your taxes while I make you a pastrami sandwhich’ Jews; in Israel, they’re ‘Hold my Uzi while I take a leak’ Jews.”
PK drinking game. Take a shot every time a word is misspelled in a caption.
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LOL, “PK” in Hindi means while drinking or after drinking.
I think we all love you now for sharing that.
Moe is full of win! *passes Moe a free shot*
The guy behind Hillary seems awfully interested in her taking her drink. IS IT POISONED?! I think Paul Primavera is the guy behind Hillary.
Rando you fool! You’ll summon it!
BRING IT!!!
That’s much funnier than the caption, Rando!
Aw, thanks. *bows*
See, Rando? You shouldn’t mention certain names! And this one *looks down* doesn’t even know how to “reply.’
Well, at least she’s a cheerful stalker. *looks down, too*
*waves*
That’s part of the restraining order.
Little does he know, Hil’s spent the last several years building up an immunity to Iocane Powder.
I switched glasses while you’re back was turned! Ahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahaha! Ahhahaha- *drops dead*
Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
Princess Bride FTW! Is it any wonder I love you guys?
I knew that.
Inconceivable!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Does it mean the same as impregnable?
You sir, are impregnable!
That’s because I keep using contradiction.
HI Rando, good comment, drink it woman, BTW, Happy New Year every one, im back in the darkened room cause of the stalking issue,
Imagining Hillary drunk…. *shudders*.
On a totally unrelated note, we are about 6.5 hours (central time) from ending this year and this decade. So, any reflections on the 00′s? Personally, I thought this year and this decade were a total crapfest, but I’m just trying to be optimistic. Any takers?
I turned 6-15 in this decade. It’s the bulk of my life so far. But yeah, it was a crapfest considering what I remember of the 90s.
Crapfest. Seconded.
I actually had a pretty good decade. Um….I guess somebody had to? Sorry.
It started out with such promise. Then there was the fallout of the 2000 election, then 9/11 and the decade never really recovered. It wasn’t all bad. All 3 of my kids were born this decade. It’s no secret what pretty well ruined ’09 for me. We’ll just say I’m perfectly ready to put this year and this decade behind me.
I know. *hugs*
(hugs)
Mixed for me. On the negative my father died, had to take on mother’s stuff. On the positive, met the BF, got rid of the gallbladder, got really comfortable in my skin. I guess mostly positive except for one particularly hellacious year.
Well, to be fair, this is the only year that really sucked ass. The rest of it was a steady drop into mediocrity, with a fair amount of disillusionment. Next year might be interesting though as my mom & dad have been talking about getting back together for the first time in 20 years.
I’m assuming you mean get back together as in “be in the same room and speak nicely” not get back together as in “OMG we totally pulled a Parent Trap on them!” right?
No. I mean “OMG we totally pulled a Parent Trap on them” without the Lindsay Lohan or Hayley Mills or me or my brother interfering. They went from hating each other a year ago to totally wanting to get back together now. The only catch is he lives in Louisiana, we live in St. Louis. But he’s actually looking for a job up here. It’s just shocking is what it is.
I haz a sad for your dad’s passing. My dad died almost ten years ago; it still sucks.
But something oddly cool: I wanted to buy a book he wrote in 1970 for my middle brother for xmas. I didn’t because it lists at $2475!!! I called my mom and asked her to please, please, please not lose her copy.
Yeah, sucks is a good word for it.
You could try Abe books for your father’s book. It is a used bookdealer clearing site–they take paypal. I found 2 copies of a Scandinavian cookbook that my mother and her sister used, got it for a cousin and a friend for about $10 each. (there was one dealer who wanted 100, but…NOT!)
Uh, that WAS Abe books, among others. It is apparently now recognized as one of the seminal books in the field. He was pretty brilliant.
Cool…if a drag for purchasing price! But maybe if you check again in 4 months or so, someone will be looking to clear out their bookshelf? I once found one of my mentors’ books on a shelf at a swapshop–free!! (I had been too broke to buy it during my grad school days)
Well, eventually I will have a copy, just hopefully not too so, eh?
My friend had a garage sale and was selling her graduate textbooks. She said, oh, you know how they get outdated. There was a long pause, then I told her that my dad lent me all his graduate textbooks from when HE was in grad school. So I just had earlier editions than other people.
Pretty crappy decade for me, I had a horrible divorce, my older brother had a horrible devastating divorce and is now living with me… I hope next decade will be an improvement.
Hope the next decade is better for both of you!
(hugs)
I second viking gal’s comment!
Hope everyone has a good decade ahead of them!!!
*sends freshly-made biscuits, cakes and pies to all on PK*
I love biscuits. *pulls out honey*
Especially when you slather them with honey.
Ooooo, then you’ll like these . . .
*sends charro some apple, ginger & sultana flapjacks*
I love you.
I always feel guilty about complaining about my lot in life because I know a lot of people have it a lot worse and they don’t even have a really supportive family like I do. It’s been ups and downs for me too. Much of the decade (after graduating from college) was spent in a self-esteem draining search for a full time teaching job. Now that I’m on temporary contract with a school corporation I hope that turns into something more permanent next year and that things will start looking up.
It was weird. My (extended) family had created a time capsule in 1990 to open up New Year’s in 2000. After we opened it we put everything back in and added some more things. One of the things we added was a bunch of polaroid pictures of everyone who was at the party that year. I almost wanted to cry when I saw how much younger and thinner I was ten years ago. It just seemed like yesterday.
10 years ago, you were a teenie-bopper. Now you are a bodacious woman!
Good point!
Well, yes, but on the other hand, at the beginning of this decade I was an omniscient teenager. Life was so much easier when I knew everything.
On the other hand, I have different fingers.
It’s been a really great decade for me too. It has had a few lows, but overall, the best decade of my life.
I did too! Aside from the death of my parents, my sister, and a divorce, everything else was great!! And the lawn is thriving thanks to all the ‘tenders of the grass’ (God I love summer!)
Um…can I have some of your ‘happy drugs’?
Sure, help yourself!
(pssst, I found charro’s stash..)
Me too, please?
Damnit! I knew I shouldn’t have passed out drunk!
I’m sorry. *looks contrite* We took all the happy drugs. You can have some of my xmas Baileys — I’m pretty sure it works the same way.
I’ll have the Bailey’s tomorrow.
Pass the Bailey’s my good lady.
Damn, Eddie wins the award for “most optimistic human being.”
It’s the drugs. Want a hit?
It’s got a loser name too, two 0′s… We should have known.
Seriously, what kind of L00ser spells their name with t00 zeros?
Dammit, forgot to change my name back. Also, all homonym abuse was intentional.
*puts down drink* Dang it, DU! It doesn’t count for the drinking game if it’s intentional! Do we get one for n00bettes calling herself a king?
I don’t know? What king of loser would do that!?
*applauds*
Slick name change!
Now your name doesn’t make any sense anymore!
Well, I was going to wait until midnight…
N..ten…bettes…Ni-o-bettes…help me out here!
Ni? The knights are back?
Maybe I need a new name…
You are no longer the N00bs who says ni, you are now the n00bs who says eki eki eki btang pzuong niwang!
So um…Nekiekiekibtangpzuongniwang0bettes?
Well, I was thinking of Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm
I wonder if that’s taken?
Yes, it is. Here try this instead *tacks Junior on to the end*
FTANG FTANG!!!
Actually, it is, thank you very much.
Oops. That didn’t work as planned. LOL
*applauds*
But it did have the amusing factor!
This decade was severely up and down for me. The beginning of the decade.. I hardly remember. Let’s see. 2000. I got married in July of 2000 then I got my pizza job. Then I did some (more) drugs. 2001.. Kicked out hubby #1, did more drugs, drank a lot. Became a manager. 2002.. blur. 2003.. Stopped drinking like it was my job, gave up the blow. Well actually that was December 2002. Lived in Mexico. Lost a bunch of money. 2004.. Became serious with hubby #2.. also tried offing myself. 2005 moved to IL. 2006, got a good job with insurance and all that. Good thing too because.. 2007 tried offing myself again. Reactionary to hubby od’ing. 2008 went to Hawai’i and then hubby moved back to AZ. 2009 lost my really good job. Got new crappy job. Hubby moved back.
So first three years of the decade are a big blur of drugs and liquor and a few suicide attempts in there too. Got lots of scars. The next seven were full of me and hubby battling his various addictions. With limited success. Hopefully this year I can go back home.
I haz a sad for Charro. Hopefully this will be a better decade for you! Come back to the Southwest; you can visit us (‘cept we might have to move back to CA
).
Well that’s just on the other side of NM. Sheesh.
Argh. I mean AZ. NM AZ CA. Stupid hangover.
Yeah. Crap. I realized that AFTER I sent it. It was a bit of a Jaywalking moment for me. But then you topped it.
PS Guests are not allowed to puke on the shower curtains.
PPS Neither is family.
PPPS Anyone, really.
Hey, nothing wrong with moving to CA! Er, southern CA, no one cares about northern CA. If you move to southern CA you can come visit me! Both of you!
Sorry and no offense, but I lived in San Diego for several years and will NOT ever live there again if I can avoid it. *shudders* Fortunately, it would be outside San Francisco, where we also lived once before, but I still don’t want to move. I like being able to own a house, for one thing.
You…you don’t like SD? But..but I’m here! You don’t love me!
Ah…*pats DU* Not liking the city is NOT the same as not liking one of its residents. *hugs DU* You can have Baileys with DU and me tomorrow.
I think you should lay off the Bailey’s. I’m charro. She’s DU.
No, no, she’s correct. Mabs, me and I and having Baileys tomorrow. You can join us if you like. Bring Charro too.
charro would like that muchly.
Smarta$$es don’t get any Baileys!
Better than being a dumbass I always say.
Too true. OMG I hate stupid people. Last month I read that 50% of Americans don’t believe in evolution. I called my mom and told her that I think they all live here! ARGH! (My husband’s a theoretical physicist, but very polite — he just stares at those people. I usually say, yeah, it’s a theory, just like gravity.)
I haz a sad for the future of science in our country.
Yeah! Gravity is just a threoty! Youknow why? CAuse God holds us dowen to the earth! Not your stoopd sciences!
Hmm…I guess you will have to ask God for your Baileys, then!
Evolution is just a bunch of bullplop. Bullplop I say!
OH noes DU turned into a religious troll!
Don’t they have exorcism for that? Oh, crap. She was our deity for the day, too. What do we need for an exorcism? *rummages in closet* Can we use peppermint schnapps instead of holy water?
*turns back into normal DU+deity* What? Did someone say alcohol?
Interesting. Apparently I have discovered the cure for religious trolls — alcohol. Do you suppose it will work on actual running around my city religious nuts?
Sure, throw a bottle of everclear on them and light it on fire. That’ll cure them
But will they burn blue?
My oldest sister lives in Sunnyvale.
DU, I’ve been to SD before and I liked it. But I don’t ever want to live in CA. It’s too.. Californi-ey for me.
Well.. Don’t give me liquor then.
And how much fun would THAT be, I ask you? None, none at all. *snit*
But then I don’t throw up on your shower curtain. That’s fun, right?
What if we only gave you one type of alcohol? And limited how much of that you got so you don’t get so drunk that you think throwing up on the shower curtain is a good idea?
No no, for charro to properly drink she needs Heineken and Jack Daniels.
Actually that usually turns out bad. But it’s so much fun.
Yes, but we don’t want you throwing up on the shower curtain! Turning out bad and throwing up on the shower curtain are fairly synonymous.
Well, being a raging alcoholic I can safely say you will never be able to limit how much I drink.
Sure we can, we just lock you in the house and then limit the amount of booze that’s in the house when you start drinking!
*walks by with screwdriver and padlock* Don’t mind me. Just going to lock the drinks cabinet.
YOU’RE TAKING ALL THE FUN OUT OF IT!!!!!!!
Oh, I don’t know about that…I thought we could play hide the key for a few hours. That should keep us entertained.
Couldn’t we play “Hide the sausage”?
We can play that too.
I like that game.
Why do there seem to be so many pics of Hillary Clinton with her eyes crossed? It’s a tad freaky…
Sorry for the bad spelling there. I was playing the recession game =-P Wish one could make changes after creating an LOL.
It’s still funny.
(I’ve actually seen stuff like that after I submitted one and deleted and redone it….I wish there was an ‘edit’ feature, too!)