‘Two weekends a year’, they said….’Make money for college’, they said…
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Make first post,they said
Dig post hole, they said.
Asshat – n.
“A close cousin of the Ass-clown, typically identified by a jovial expression and an outward misunderstanding of how he/she is perceived, combined with a generally misguided conception of what is sociably acceptable amongst his/her fellow peers.
Said persons’ frequent attempts at humor usually lead to he/she making an ass out of his/herself. Not to be confused with ass-hole.
“Quit throwing pennies at that homeless man, you asshat.”
“Hey asshat, thanks for double parking.” ”
Courtesy of Urban Dictionary.
That, my good man, is an epic win!
Being able to cut and paste from the Urban Dictionary is an epic win? Mmm-kay…
Don’t be an ass.. we don’t bag on those who do a cut and paste from other sources, so why should we differentiate in regards to Urban Dictionary?
Possibly they don’t know the ordinal post rule. Also possibly they just wanted to show off their fancy scissors in place of name. Definitely they are a douche of the highest order.
Agreed.
So what, pray tell, is the ordinal post rule? From what I’ve seen, first is pretty much always ‘first’ and the response some kind of wacky informative post?
In a nutshell.
We’ve had some really kick-ass discussions off of ordinal posts.
Like the article about fisting…
For the want of an R…it would have been such a boring post!
It’s more of an epic win than using a pair of scissors as your name.
Should I be calling you “The Troll Formerly Known As Asshat.”?
Thank you!
And I don’t want to sound like an asshat myself, but um… I know my name is misleading but it’s girl. I don’t think I count as a woman QUITE yet. But I am most definitely female. 
Would you like membership in either the itty bitty tittie committee, or the AAAM? Not required, but now that we know you have the appropriate equipment (rather than man-boobs *shudders*)…!
Lol. I’m not quite a woman yet, but they’re not small. *shifty eyes* Heh. And what’s the AAAM?
Association of awesomely ample mammaries?
I thought it was American Association of Ample Mammaries…but I like keithybabes’ interpretation! Maybe because he appreciates the aforementioned anatomical mountains?
Well I’ll join the AAAM. And yeah, I’m pretty sure that I’m qualified.
That’s another one for AAAM, WOOT!
Now I feel sad that I have small boobies.
Don’t because I love your small boobies.
Don’t be. Enjoy the concept of being able to RUN without discomfort.
Charro has sexy boobies.
@Mabs: Amen sista!
Boobies do not need to be large to be sexy–therefore the IBTC! I’ve a cousin who is a founding member, and her milkshake definitely brought all of the boys to the yard!
*fondles own boobies*
They are pretty spectacular.
May I?
*reaches for charro adornments*
Oh, by all means. Please do.
*sticks out chest*
Nice!
*fans self*
That is, indeed, an awesome interpretation.
(Is there room for more in that group?)
There is always room for more mammaries! Yay!
American isn’t inclusive enough: surely you have members from all over the place. And personally I appreciate mountains AND molehills. Small can be beautifull too!
OK, Association for Awesome Ample Mammaries it is–and our beloved sister organization, the IBTC.
Sorry! Let me rephrase; That, young lady, is an epic win!
Yay! Thank you!
Making my day, you’re doing it right! 
I do what I can.
At least you said something a little more interesting than just First!! For that, I think you should get a pass.
Get a pass,i say.
Just this once, don’t get crazy.
Don’t get crazy, you say?
See, N10bettes, this is why we never give them a pass, they think it means you like them and they start following you around mimicking everything you do and say, like an annoying younger sibling, the only difference here is that the sibling will eventually grow up.
I like you,they didn’t say. I just expected funny followups, and angry people, just as i like pointless discussions.
Ok, now your just being weird.
Look. I don’t expect any worthy conversation, so let’s make it as vadas possible?
Sorry DU, I thought I could tame it…
How does something with 4 VOTES get put up? There wasn’t anything else out there in all of lolcats land that had more votes? Someone is sleeping with the selection staff….lol
Don’t even mention lolcats. We don’t need the /b/tards creeping up…..
and slaping yer butt
Don’t slape anyone’s butt, young lady.
But what if that’s fuuuuun?
Watt?? Yu nawt liekz us??? Awww… Ai haz a saddee.
Hey, now, we like the LOLcats. We just like them on the LOLcat page. When you’re on PK though, for the love of God, kill the LOLspeak.
Unless of course the purpose is simply to get Rando’s blood pressure in the stratosphere!
I can has stratus fear?
Stratusophobia n. A fear of being straddled.
Rando prefers to be on top?
No, he likes to maintain the stratus quo.
Cirrusly, I had no idea what Stratusphobia was.
You think you’re so funnel
We’ll have to be careful about the cumulus effect.
And we mist remember it’s always darkest vapor the storm!
No, Rando does not. LOL
or something that rips off this: http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=1572688128
And how did it get 125 votes so fast? This site must get a huge amount of hits.
Dude, I totally thought it was just the few of us who post here. Who are these other mysterious people?
I don’t believe in them! They don’t exist!
they are the socks that go missing out of dryers.
its the new enviromently friendly automated sidewing machine gun we’ve heard so much about
runs intirely on beer and prezels and the pilots dont even have to push a button to shoot at a target
What kind of an old banger aircraft is that used in this (funny for the military mind) charade?
That is not a “banger.” That is the A-10 Warthog. The best ground attack aircraft in the world. It carries the largest aircraft mounted Gatling gun ever. And nothing in the world is capable of putting iron bombs on target better. It’s also a tough son of a gun. During the first gulf war, several of them demonstrated just how tough that is. Flying home with an engine, or part of a tail/wing shot off.
The Gau-8 Avenger Gattling gun’s recoil is so hard, it is mounted off center, to keep the plane balanced, as the gun is 16% of the aircrafts weight. You don’t want this thing mad at you.
Here’s a demo. Notice you hear the bullets hit the target before you hear the gun fire. The muzzle velocity on this thing is phenominal.
But, I didn’t see a man hanging off the wing?
It’s the latest in stealth technology..
Actually, they are like drop tanks. Once you use them, you jettison them. They splatter harmlessly on the ground, so they can’t be interrogated if found.
They are also 95% biodegradable and make excellent fertilizer!
A Warthog? I thought that was the vehicle in Halo.
Hit send too soon.
Grif: Why ‘Warthog’? I mean, it doesn’t really look like a pig…
Sarge: Say that again?
Grif: I think it looks more like a Puma.
Sarge: What in Sam Hell is a ‘Puma’?
Simmons: Uhh, you mean like the shoe company?
Grif: No! Like a Puma! It’s a big cat, it’s like a lion.
Sarge: You’re making that up.
Grif: I’m telling you, it’s a real animal.
Sarge: Simmons, I want you to poison Grif’s next meal.
Simmons: Yes sir!
Sarge:Look, see these two tow hooks? They look like tusks, and what kind of animal has tusks?
Grif: A walrus.
Sarge: Didn’t I just tell you to stop making up animals?!
I am no longer allowed to ride gunners seat in the warthog, not since the incident. I somehow managed to shoot the driver in the balls. To be fair, he was my ex and completely deserved it.
If you can shoot the driver in the balls with the Warthog’s gun, then you must be a really good shot. You can use my Warthog’s gun any day! I’ll be riding in the passenger’s seat, though.
As far as we could tell, there is no possible way to even be able to do that. After I did it the first time they took the controller away from me and tried to figure out how I did it. It would have been more impressive if I’d done it on purpose.
Does he still have any balls or did you shoot em off?
Actually it probably means that Default isn’t a good shot as she was probably aiming for his head at the time
Warthog is the A-10′s nickname, given because of it’s looks, the fact that it flies around in the mud, and the gun looks something like a tusk. It’s official name is the Thunderbolt.
Interesting note, especially to any knuckle dragging cavemen out there who fear the presence of women in the military: several female pilots flew the Warthog in Gulf II and performed admirably, proving once and for all that women are as good as men in at least some combat roles.
It was “one weekend a month, two weeks a year.” Still not the same as full deployment, but a lot more than two weekends a year.
Well I imagine two weekends a year of THAT would be enough for anybody.
thats what i call a wingman!
Whoa, is it Vlad-day already?
Ok, whatever it is you’ve been smoking, please put it away.
That doesn’t look a damn thing like Putin!
Aw, come on.
http://larussophobe.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/080620people_putin-121394861977409600.jpg
British SAS in training
I don’t know about you guys, but i think this looks hella tight.
Cartman! Stop saying “hella!”
PEW PEW PEW!!
Win.
this belongs on thereifixedit.com “machineguns broke”
Why do we see more images of our military being jackasses than what they are paid to do?
Judgemental much?
The question was: “Why do we see more images of our military being jackasses than what they are paid to do?”
Oh, sorry, I was speed reading again..
Allergic to commas?
I know I am.
*rushes to bring VG more commas to preserve her holiday mellow*
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Ah. *sighs* Thank you, mabsba!
Because there are many restrictions on publishing photos of our military in action, but few restrictions on photos of our military inaction.
not to mention combat isn’t exactly conductive to lols and this is supposed to be a humor site.
therefore if dover is looking for pic’s of on duty military, he should look at the news or stars & stripes; even though they post silly stuff too since nothing but combat is stressful and leads to lower morale
Ooo you are a good bad fairie. Not only is combat stressful it also means dead bodies with holes in, that were shot by an idiot with a machine gun who was strapped to the wing of a warthog while shooting backwards. Has the Air Force gone mad?
WOULD have been funny if the creator got it right, instead it is just stupid.
It is ONE weekend a MONTH, TWO WEEKS a YEAR.
Get is RIGHT.