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“You sunk my battleship!”
Has anyone seen that big bag of gas emission… Al Gore?
He just floated away into the ozone hole.
Aaaaaand, we’re back to not funny. *sigh*
come back Vlad – all is forgiven!!!
Now that the Noughties are over we’ve had a Vladectomy?!
That Vladectomy better be reversible, or I am going to be one melted igloo. I get very excited by Vladurday.
No not THAT way, you prudes (did you see what I did there?)
On the plus side though, at least it was trying to be funny. And it’s not like preachy or something.
The caption could be funny with a different picture. Say a politician or diplomat wearing all purple and holding a knife, or any clue related weapon really, rope, lead pipe, wrench, revolver etc. But this…the caption just doesn’t match the picture at all!
Oh no I agree with you. Just trying to be optimistic is all.
At the very least the weapon would have to be mini christmas tree or microphone.
UNO!!
Yahtzee!!!
Bingo!
Check!
Sorry!
Gin!!
Oh, no thanks. I had enough to drink on New Year’s Eve.
Tag!
Wait… where’s Vlad? It is Vladurday, right? *scanning over date on computer* Yep. Vladurday.
*peering under covers and couch cushions*
Interestingly, some of the first Russian political cartoons mocking Putin for a long time came out for new years. Perhaps PK was feeling the heat from Putin’s wrath.
What no Vlad?
*clenches fists like Kirk in Wrath of Khan*
VLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*holds Janie ever so gently*
*sniffs* I appreciate the thought, dear, but generally I like it a little rougher.
I just wanted to make sure you felt better before I started smacking you around.
*smack!*
Thank you, ma’am, may I have another?
*smacksmacksmack!*
Hee hee.
*sits back in a chair all Arnie-like from “True Lies”*
*looks back at last week’s Vladurday wistfully*
*sigh*
I’d be OK without Vlad if we had a regular Saturday hottie, gender to alternate. Or maybe a poetry lol? –but then I’m somewhat neutral on Vlad’s charms.
Oooo, a Saturday HottieSpot??? I like that one
I concur with both of you. Vlad doesn’t really do much for me, either.
Perhaps we should petition the admins?
Who should it be?
Okay, exactly what did you google to come up with that?
Secksi world leaders?
“sexy” or “attractive”, with politician (careful with that–a few dangerous websites), prime minister, parliament, congresswoman…
Aung Sun Suu Kyi: now she’s a secksi politician, imo. It’s a shame she’s under house arrest.
What about this chick?
I am amazed and know not what to say.
@Charro: I can’t help feeling that by 20,000 or so the quality would start to drop off: @DU, don’t be jealous love, be grateful Putin doesn’t float my boat!
Well, I suppose it depends on whether she’s doing them all in one sitting or not. If she takes ample breaks between them she should only improve. I suspect it would help if they reciprocated too. Give her a bit more incentive.
How about “THE CHICK IS BELGIAN!!!!1″
I wouldn’t mind seeing Dmitri Medvedev without his shirt !!!
I personally don’t find Obama attractive. I’m a racist.
He’s better looking than 95% of DC, but yeah, I’m rather indifferent to his looks.
He’s kind of my type: slim, tall and educated. And the ears…well, it is a common trait in the men of my family. CooD
I’d say Obama’s attractive…. but not at all my type. I like Tall Dark and Handsome. Think San Francisco’s Mayor Gavin Newsom.
Hmmm. I think I need someone to specify what one means by ‘attractive’? Are you using as a synonym for good looking or to mean you’re actually attracted to the person?
I use them synonymously. Well, in this instance. I don’t find him good looking or attractive.
Now, Vin Diesel, he’s good looking. But I am not attracted to him at all.
Ah, well, I know this sounds dorky, but while I might find many men good looking, I really only find my husband ‘attractive’ in the nudge, nudge, wink, wink sort of way.
That’s sweet. Ow, my tooth.
I’ve heard that before *grins*
Doesn’t mean he’s the only one I’ll give a good thump on the head when deserving, boy!
I don’t find him attractive either. I guess I’m a racist too.
You are a racist. RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!1
And sexist–discriminating against the menfolk!
You left out Pelosi. Now she is one hot tart, for a catholic… She tickles my lemons every time I spot her. *hic
Wow. How much Vodka did you drink?
Smurf is actually Rahm Emmanuel from that creepy pic that sometimes is on here.
BTW, I have a new link in my name that is to a site that makes fun of the LOLcats and it’s really freaking funny.
Nice link. Hey, what’s your avatar? No one can enlarge it enough to tell because it gets too blurry.
It’s the secondary logo from my favorite hockey team. Shhh! It’s copyrighted!
One of my friends told me about average cats. Absolutely hilarious.
Look Rando, 20.5; I am not Rahm and never was, although I admit to sometimes bi-locating. Currently, I am also Pope Benedict Palapatine the Great. So watch out. You ever hear of the Emperor’s Curse? Do not rile moi.
Your overconfidence is your weakness.
Your faith in your pants is yours!
Wait a minute…..
Is that your faith in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Nowhere near as much as you Russki. What is that cryllic name? In English?
Roughly translated it means sexy hot mermaid, with the great boobs and booze.
Aaaah. Like Pelosi.
[Ellipses]
I don’t drink Vodka.
something charro wont drink????
-stunned-
-shocked-
-amazed-
-stupified-
- thinks he can have all the vodka to himself now-
*stops taking shots*
Oh, I don’t think so grimmie.
-drops to his knees and throws arms in the air-
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!-takes a shot- NOOOOOOOOO
I drank WAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much cheap vodka between the ages of 15-18 and threw up way to many times from said cheap vodka. Now the smell makes me retch.
Gimme whiskey and beer!
-gives her beer and whiskey-
Mmmmm whiskey and beer..
Cigareeets and whisky and wild wild women, will make you crazy and drive you insane… lalaladedah…
Pundit Kitchen has failed us.
Where is Vladurday?
Vlad has infected many here with Mad Vlad disease or something equally horrible. Luckily, I’m immune, after overindulging countless times on vintage Russian vodka. So enuff Vlad already! I call for his impeachment where he will be able to stand alongside other innotables, such as Nixon. Down with Vlad. Pants.
Smurf’s just jealous that Vlad is actually much funnier and far more interesting than him.
Just because you like poking hockey sticks where they were never designed to go is no excuse for insults. Why do you keep changing your name? Why not “Randy” with a hockey stick. Yes, you may join the Smurfists. On special this month only, while stocks last.
Smurfs are good with a nice orange glaze. They’re like finger foods! And as for putting hockey sticks where they were never designed to go, I’d love to know how you managed to get that entire Easton up your butt without it poking out of your mouth. I mean, my GOD, that was disgusting.
I know… but I liked it.
And Rando, Smurf is not jealous of Vlad. What I am jealous of is you flaunting your smart-ass techo-geek skills by bragging about your name link. How did you do that, wise guy?
After you hit ‘reply’, the empty box below ‘name’ and ‘email’ says ‘website’. Put your link there–it will show up as a link behind your name…unless the moderators deem it suspicious. Wikipedia links always work. Some websites disappear for hours before your post is visible. Some get permanently ‘eaten’.
For a Viking, you are incredibly talented, and so expressively clear. I’m so glad you answered instead of … Rando, who is nowhere near as clear, and has no Viking blood. Thanks.
Hey! How do you know I have no viking blood?
I stole that vial from your mini fridge…
MAX IS A VAMPIRE! RUN! GET THE CROSS FROM THE WATER, QUICK!
wait wait…he dont get all glittery fairy in sunlight..he is an acceptable vampire
Whew! I thought the sparkly vampires had invaded. *hides holy water* Um, it’s okay, Max.
If I were a vampire I’d much more be like Alucard from “Hellsing”.
Tall, sleek, enigmatically attractive, and of course… made of bats and eyeballs.
You fool! That wasn’t blood! That was a bloody mary!
Bloody Hell! That Bloody Mary was bloody good!
So do Jewish vampires only drink kosher blood? Would that be from rabbis?
I looked at your DNA printout in a cabinet in PK HQ. This cabinet contains the DNA of all ‘arch enemies’ of Scientology so that they will know immediately who to eliminate when Tom and John take over the world. (I have a secret pass, but I’m a double agent). That’s how I know almost all your secrets Rando. They are not pretty.
Why do you want Vlad to drop his pants?
*creature looks up VERY quickly from her recipe books at mention of a pant-less VLAD*
Don’t you?
All week a wait for Vlad, preferably without his shirt on. Now, I have been betrayed. No funnies, no Vlad. Has sad.
I have never been this disappointed in my entire life. You can read that as A) I have had a very easy life or that B) I’m in love with Vladimir Putin. I don’t care which.
Anyway, your name is hilariously apt for the situation.
I would go with a little from column A and a little from column B. It truly is a sad day when there is no Vlad at PK.
*searches table*
Did Vlad not accept the invite to the party?
*looks under table*
Wow, this one is sucking the life right out of PK. No wonder the person that submitted it didn’t put their name to it, I wouldn’t have either.
I think I’m gonna submit a picture of Obama surfing and put “you landed on Boardwalk with a hotel!” It’d make about as much sense.
I think it would actually make slightly more sense than this one. See, he’s surfing, on a board! Not only that, but many beach areas have ‘boardwalks’. The hotel however is completely out of place. *shells out $2,000 for landing on stupid boardwalk with it’s stupid hotel to it’s stupid owner*
What? No Vlad! Why?
I feel stupid for saying this, but – I don’t get it. Could someone explain this LOL to a n00b, please?
Or… is this perhaps a “Where’s Vlaldo” pic?
It’s from a board game called Clue, where you try to figure out who the murderer is, what weapon was used and in which room the murder was committed.
And it’s still not funny. *sigh* AND WHERE THE HELL IS VLAD??? *has a disgruntled*
In other countries (like Australia) the game is called Cluedo. Don’t ask me why since it’s still put out by the same company.
So it was Professor Joey in the milk bar with an icy pole?
That would hurt!
Sorry – the only Aussie slang I know.
S’OK. It was the icy pole that was making me wince–since I was just out shoveling snow!
Continue on with the puns, please.
It was Miss Scarlet in the dining room, with the vegemite.
Colonel Mustard, under the Billabong tree, with the didjeridu!
Mrs. White, in the outback, with a boomerang?
Ohh, alright, thanks everyone!
Actually, now that you mention it Eddie, it’s called ‘Cluedo’ here as well, lol. The characters are all named after the color they represent; “Rosa Redheart’ and ‘General Green’ and other fantastic creations like that.
…Never liked the game. It would explain my ignorance, though.
Well, I can’t say it’s one of my favorites, but as a mathematician, I have to give it kudos for teaching logical reasoning. (You have to determine the different factors by a process of elimination.) Now they have it on Gameboy, so my son (16) and I were actually playing it last summer.
Oh gawd, don’t mention math, please. >.> It was almost the reason for me failing high school. …with emphasis on ‘almost’, thank God. :] But yeah, I was never good at Math. Nor at logical reasoning. I tend to overexaggerate in my reasonings and stuff, haha. But you’re right about the educational part, though. Not to mention family-time-enhancing. Those family games such as Monopoly and Party & Co sure are fun when playing it with a certain family member who can’t stand losing (no dad, I’m not looking at you, of course not).
Don’t know Party & Co, but I’ve never cared for Monopoly. I would rather play Risk.
I had an uncle who would play Monopoly for blood–learned a lot playing against him, including that ‘fair’ doesn’t apply in business with certain people!
Oh most people won’t play Monopoly with me even though it’s my favorite game because I get just plain NASTY with that game. No one is spared, and when someone screws me over in that game, later that night I sit perched above their bed…watching them sleep…plotting…always plotting…
You would like my friends. They only play games where you can screw each other over. If you can’t lie, cheat, and betray they don’t really want to play it.
You DON’T want to see my family play Risk. Last time we played, my mother went right after me and had me eliminated within a few rounds. I then proceeded to sulk for the entire rest of the evening.
My friends still go on about the epic betrayal of Risk. Two had teamed up and in the final round when they would have had a joint victory one decides to annihilate the other one. This was years ago and he’s still bitter about it. It’s probably going to be in the funeral services/will in 50 or 60 years.
Our family likes Trivial Pursuit so that we can be smugly superior about our knowledge base. Monopoly in my family turns into this bizarro world of trading services like dish duty and personal possessions in order to buy property. And usually it doesn’t matter because someone ends up flipping the board and/or embezzling money from the bank before the game is over.
I like Trivial Pursuit because you don’t always have to actually know the answer to get it right. There’s a good many questions that can be answered by the careful application of logic. That’s how I won the Trivial Pursuit game I played with my in-laws. Hee hee.
Our family often plays Tripoly. My son and I will play Monopoly together because we have no restrictions on buying houses/hotels and bank loans.
We like Trivial Pursuit, except that we can’t get any of the entertainment questions. And his cat tries to eat the pie pieces.
Cats are always fun with board and indoor games. We have an indoor bocci set (basically large bean balls) that our cats love.
I do this trick where I balance the pie pieces on my nose. My record is all six colors. I started doing it because it annoyed my overly competitive brother. And Charro, you’re right in that some questions can be figured out especially if you’ve played enough Trivial Pursuit to know where they’re going with an idea.
I don’t even know how you can do that.
I’ll post a picture of it on the FB group page, if you’d like.
Please do darling.
Aaaaaaaaaand done.
Tankee.
*Wonders aloud “what is the name of this fbook group”
PK Irregulars 2.0
I played inebriated risk when I was in high school/college with a group of friends. After every turn you took, you had to drink or smoke something. I don’t believe we ever finished a game, but the longest recorded move took my friend 45 minutes who in the end decided to pass his turn. It was a lot of fun, but by the end most people either forgot they were playing or scattered the pieces too much to continue playing.
I loved Clue the Movie though. Tim Curry is the best!
Remember, Communism is only a red herring…
Like all members of the oldest profession I am a Capitalist! And I’m going to sell my secrets.. Your secrets.. To the highest bidder.
im going home to sleep with my wife…
Yes there’s a phone in the stu- no…. Perhaps maybe you could wait in the lou- no… Perhaps you could be good enough to wait in the uh, in them em… in the eh uh ah… library..
To make a long story short…
Too late!
Hey, it’s a free country.
I didn’t know it was that free.
A plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit.
And of course, the line I love to use.. “I’m going home to sleep with my wife!”
whats J Edger Hoover doing on your phone?
I dunno, he’s on every elses’ why shouldn’t he be on mine?
That my favorite line too, but I couldn’t remember if it was that or, “I’m going home to have sex with my wife” and I didn’t feel like searching it down so I didn’t post it.
“Go on.. I be right behind you…”
‘That’s why I’m nervous…”
we’ll get him a car
yeah a long black car…
-smack- we’ll get him a limo
You know, on further though on the subject… I do believe I’m going to get a maid outfit like Yvette’s babe… That’ll be hawt.
That came across as hard to explain… let me clarify… I think I’ll get a maid outfit like Yvette had… for you to wear Janie. Or me, whatevers gets the party started.
admit it…you just wanna be all pretty like yvette was..
If I was I’d have a few weeks worth of getting used to the two orbs on my chest…
It’ll be hot when you peel it off me.
If I can even wait long enough to peel it all the way off you
Flames! On the side of my face! Breathing.. Breathless.. Heaving breaths!
they are holding Vlad in the kitchen, with the lead pipe and going to beat him if we dont pay the ransom
Yes, but it’s Vlad. He can defeat them with one hand tied behind his back…I hope…
Barry Sotero… In the Oval Office… With Socialism.
THE FLAG IS BELGIAN!
But Plum bought the knife with his own personally earned money!
MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Ah, stupid gravatar.
Hee hee.
WTF?!
…Charro’s talking to herself again….
It’s broken!
*goes to check liquor cabinet*
I didn’t give it to her. I think this is just her this time.
I think I broke it!
What did you break? OR rather, what are you trying to do?
Uh, are you okay over there, charro?
My Gravatar! It’s borked!
Ok, I fixed it. *phew*
It looked fine to me…*is confused*
If you clear your cache you’ll see my new one. For a while I had the regular PK avatar. It was awful.
I don’t see it. Hmmm…it’s time for me to change mine again…but to what…
Something jazzy for the new decade!
Okay, now I see it. What is it?
A mermaid.
Why is it going back and forth between charro and cinderchild?
Because for some reason when you log into Gravatar it logs you in here with your Gravatar ID. My Gravatar ID is cinderchild. I kept forgetting to log out.
You can change that setting in Gravatar so that it will post with the name of your choice instead of your Gravatar ID.
Orly? See, I just log out of gravatar and put my name & e-mail in manually.
I don’t go to Gravatar enough to care about that.
Testing* Testing*
I finally broke down and created a gravatar account.
I am not happy with the current avatar, but it is better than the randomly generated avatar
Dam n it
Damn it again
Damnit?
Apparently, I just needed to be patient – My cursing was a little too soon.
Why is your avatar different here than under ‘recent comments’?
I can certainly understand that.
Try clearing your cache, mabs.
Huh? That sounds a bit rude?
*incensed* I would never be rude to you!
I think you may need to clear your browser’s cache; it will display the recent avatar changes. That may be why you are seeing BW’s avatars differently.
Just joking, sweetie! It was more a ‘what the hell is that and where is it’ huh? But I found something that worked. I spend way more time trying to get Word to work than the internet, so I have to mess about to find anything like a ‘cache.’
(‘Course I get paid for work I do in Word, so that might have something to do with my desire to conquer the learning curve there. Ugh. I really hate Microsoft.)
I’m sorry I forgot you’re not as up on this newfangeld technology stuff.
If you go to your browser’s “Tools” option, there should be a “clear cache” or “clear browsing history”. Then you can clear all the saved data and see the new stuff!
Good luck with the Microsoft problem. My favourite oxymoron is “Microsoft Works”.
It’s really just Word. I can’t exactly tell a client, “Go buy the new version of Word, dammit!” So I’m using one version, then I have to save the document in the client’s version, but the corrections look different in different versions. Plus MS randomly changes where they put things.
I like your oxymoron.
My dad taught it to me. He’s a computer programmer.
Okay, now just to REALLY date myself, as part of my undergraduate math degree, I had to learn a programming language. That language was FORTRAN, and, yes, we did it on punch cards.
My husband is quite the expert in C (with the pluses added over the years) and others, but we don’t talk about it because that’s all classified.
*giggle* You and Eds can talk about FORTRAN.
OK, so Bitter wino is now a ‘beware: vomiting’ warning sign–very timely and appropriate. But I can’t make out the amazing Rando–my eyes aren’t that sharp. Help?
Please. Because I tried VG’s trick of ctrl +, but the avatar gets blurry as it gets larger. Is there a way to see a larger version?
PS *hugs to VG for mentioning that*
Yay! Free hugs!
*hugs back*
I can’t make it out either. It just gets too blurry. Rando?
I thought I’d make a new Gravatar thingy for the new year…
An owl?
A fat grumpy owl. I thought it was cute.
Owls are always cute, imo. Which is weird because generally birds creep me out.
I’m sorry I wasn’t in any way implying he’s not cute. It was just hard to see so I was asking if he’s an owl. I like owls.
Yay for the new mermaid pic and the owl, but I do want to know if someone has been charging VG for hugs? This is not very PK of them, if so.
VG, did you hear that PK means ‘while drinking’ in Hindu?
Oops. Hindi, not Hindu.
PK means ‘while drinking’?–given this crowd, how appropriate!
Isn’t that Again’s avatar? I knew that jerk was a phony.
Idiot
Hee hee.
On a side note, has anyone heard the golf commercials for the PGA and they are referring to 2010 as “Two Kay Ten”? Does anyone but me find that absurdly ridiculous?
I’ve seen sports video games that do that, but I don’t see that catching on. I’m going with Twenty Ten. I know someone who is going with “Dub Dime,” but I dont’ get it.
Its… something that a certain segment of the population uses. It’s a reference to wheels on a car – 20-inch rims are ‘dubs’ for some reason. I’m willing to bet your ‘dub-dime’ person is of a rather dark skin tone?
That would be correct.
Took me a minute to get it. Ugh. Like ‘thousand’ is such a hard word to say.
Or as Rando says “twenty ten”. “Two Kay Ten” is just awkward if you ask me.
*glances about* Okay, it actually took me a minute to figure out what Rando meant by that. The really sad part of that is I actually watched the movie “2010″ on TV yesterday and still it took a while. I may be hopeless.
How about ‘ought ten’? When I’m really old (say in 2020) I’ll be saying stuff like “I remember back in ought ten when we had those things called ‘cars’ and you were allowed to go outside…who am I again?”
Don’t worry dear, when that happens I’ll be here to remind you who you are. By which I mean tell you you’re someone else, I think I’ll go with theme weeks, one week you can be famous physicists, another week famous philosophers, the week after that characters from Shakespeare’s plays. This could be fun.
I love my DU!!!!!
*blushes*
PK Chief Moderator goes on binge, forgets Vladurday.
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Hey, that looks like me on New Year’s. But I threw up on the shower curtain.
I don’t know what he’s on, but I’m willing to bet it’s a wee bit more than just alcohol. Looks like fun too!
You ninja you! * shakes fist
*
Muahahahahaha *disappears back into the shadows*
Poor shower curtain
What did it take to behave like that? Drunk is not the proper description for this guy.
I didn’t MEAN too, that’s apparently what happens when you drink beer+jager+champagne. The next day I horked up bile and spit and dry heaved a lot too.
I’m thinking this guy is on liquor+benzodiazepines? Maybe opioids? Some kind of downer fo sho. Maybe he got some quaaludes.
Its ok. I didn’t puke, but apparently I was quite silly on new years eve. I am still not really sure of the details, but stories seem to keep emerging that are in accordance with my scattered memory of the night
Yeeeeeeeeah.. That’s one of the pitfalls of drinking. You get embarrassed about things you don’t remember..
So is there a word for cats for whom catnip is like alcohol to alcoholics? Because that’s my cat. And she’s not a very nice ‘drunk.’ She lies in the hallway growling at the other cats. (But she doesn’t throw up on anything.
)
“nip addicts”?
Nipaholics?
Nipheads? Nipwhores?
What are you saying about my kitty? *sad*
‘Sides, they’re all fixed.
Does she go to nip-anon?
I had to stop taking out my one guy (on a leash in the back yard), because he would want to munch on the catmint (which was fine) and would be nasty when I decided to take him back inside, even if I brought more catmint with–or even catnip with! He’s a gnarly nip-head!
Nip-o-maniacs?
Nipophiliacs?
*fries an egg* This is your brain on drugs…
I do love me some scrambled brains!
Especially good with tabasco and a tortilla.
Putin has ordered the murder of several journalists. That’s not funny.
No one cares what you think.
¡oɐɯl
I think this needs to be the required response to everything cgray says.
cgray used to be funny, until he/she/it became a journalist who got posted to Russia.
You aren’t funny either.
Errm, cgray, this is a ‘funny’ comments section . . . we get like that sometimes – maybe its something in the biscuits and pies I make for us all !!!
Join us in the silliness!!
*sends cgray some ”special” pie*
The lack of Vladurday is disturbing…
… and quite depressing.
I sense a great disturbance in the force… it’s as if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced…. I feel something terrible has happened…
*gives the Clinton thumb’s up movement”
You’d better get on with your trai-
HEY! I know where Clinton got his hand motion from! He’s a freakin’ Jedi!
I need my Vlad fix!
Random game
in a random image
with a drunken captioner
you putin me on? no vladerday?
if putin decides not to be seen, you will not see him
And Putin grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Putin doesn’t have rage. He boils the water with his laser vision.
Caffeine needs Putin to get going in the morning.
This LOL is soooooooooooooooo lame.
bitter troll is bitter, grimmiekins got another FP on razzie’s but they changed the title of his LOL. from “that bastard!!!” to something else..
They’ve been doing that lately, and it’s pretty fvcking stupid.
Yeah, their titles are universally sucky now. I didn’t know that was a grimmie lol! I’ll have to go over and give love.
ya grimmie has done alot of johnny depp LOL’s lately, always calling him a bastard for being so damn smooth and sexy.
Well, he has been dodging paying his “sexy tax”. The IRS does have a hard on for him… in more ways than one.
Not as Willy Wonka though. That was… creepy.
I was so disappointed in “Charlie”. One of the best reviews I’ve ever heard of Johnny’s performance in the movie is as follows: “Now, I love Johnny, he’s been great in everything he’s ever been in, hands down. But it seems like this one is bad performance of his career. I mean it’s like watching a friend in a play, who’s acting really really badly. You wanna say something to them, you know, tell them to stop, but it’s just too painful to bring it up.”
That’s exactly how I felt. I watched that movie and thought to myself “Johnny… Johnny, Johnny… what exactly are you doing?”
And I have such great love for the Gene Wilder version AND Roald Dahl’s book. I don’t really need or want a back story on Willy Wonka. I just want him to be a crazy guy who makes chocolate in ridiculously unnecessary ways. On the other hand, I freaking can’t wait for Alice in Wonderland to come out.
My thoughts exactly dear. Gene Wilder cannot and will not ever be topped. Just… try… try to come up with more of a mindfúck than the tunnel scene. I’m pretty sure that still haunts a certain generation of us to this day.
And yes, considering the new Alice movie is supposed to take place after the events in the book… apparently. So it’s not a remake! Hooray for that at least!
Well, I don’t know much about the new movie but there are two “Alice” books. Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass. Through the Looking Glass is where the White Queen and the Jabberwocky are introduced. Now, it seemed like the movie was incorporating both books into one movie, but it could very easily take place after Through the Looking Glass. I’ve only seen trailers and it’s been a long long time since I’ve read Through the Looking Glass, so I just don’t have enough information. Either way it looks visually phenomenal and I’m sure it’s going to rock hard.
Crispin Glover is in it too! I’m eager to see ole McFly on the big screen again, he’s my favorite eccentric character actor!
*Disclaimer: This is not to say that Christopher Walken is not an eccentric character actor but moreover that Walken is Walken. The Alpha and Omega beginning and the end, of being awesome. Therefore, there is no comparison.
Crispin Glover is soooooo creepy! Who does he play?
He’s playing the Knave of Hearts. I wonder what Burton will do with that character..
Oh and also.. the caterpillar is being played by a one “Alan Rickman”…. whoever that is…
Who’s playing the March Hare?
Paul Whitehouse, and I believe that’s just voicework, I’m pretty sure the March Hare is just CG in this one.
Oh how cute! I was the March Hare once, you know. (I looked it up by myself Max)
Oh you looked it up too and I missed it! Thanks love
I was the March hare… and the Mad Hatter… and the Cheshire cat… Hehehe. I’m multiple insane characters in one!
I was the mock turtle. I would appreciate it if people would stop eating mock turtle soup. Those are my friends you’re eating!
I’ve actually never had turtle soup of any kind. Now… shark’s fin soup, I’ve had that.
Shark’s fin soup, though very popular in Cantonese cuisine, is not not often to be found in Washington DC.
That would be… a monkey’s brain Charro
Damnit. I knew it sounded wrong. *hangs head in shame*
Do I get punished now?
Oh my yes! I think Jane and I left the rope and paddle in the kitchen.
I’ll be in the Conservatory.. With the Nurse’s outfit.
Oh Janie, I do believe there’s a nurse in the conservatory here to do our physicals!
*snaps on latex gloves* I do believe some full body cavity searches were in order?
It wouldn’t be a complete night without them!
I’m sorry, I’m still stuck on Alan Rickman. Alan Mutha fvckin’ Rickman!!!!!!
You should get the annotated version of Alice. Totally cool. It explains all the jokes Carroll was making (mostly political). Of course, how could I not like Alice — crazy novel written by a mathematician?
I’ll have to look for that, I love Alice!
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought it was creepy.
oh he was clearly creepy, but it was a tim burton movie…and it entertained bitter troll
I hope the haven’t aballished Vladerday permanently. Weather or not you liked him, it was still ice to have a weekly holiday.
You make it sound like they castrated him.
Are eunuch sure that he is still intact? I think they put him in the deep freeze, at least!
Still I don’t think we should geld the lilly here; that would be cold.
According to Wikipedia, the original version of the game had Mr. Green being Reverend Green. That means all the guys had titles (Colonel, Reverend, Professor) while the women were just Miss or Mrs.
Sexist Cluedo.
Janie, in the bedroom… with my…. lead pipe…
it was Charro…in max’s bedroom…with the jane…bitter troll saw it all..
I swear to god BT if you didn’t video tape it then… well we’ll just have to have an encore performance to caption it on film..
Capture* Capture it on film… dammit.
Oh you killed me all right darling.
Should we shuffle cards and try again darling?
-hides the tape- no no they will have to do it again, bitter troll will tape it again..umm tape it…ya…max can direct.
Let’s try in the kitchen. With some rope… and a paddle. I’ve been naughty.
You have been naughty Janie. I’ll bring the syrup.
*wanders in late* Oh, I missed everything! Well, at least let me watch the video! *takes the video camera, removes the memory card, cleverly switches it with a blank memory card and ‘tries’ to watch the video* Oh no! It’s blank! Someone must have forgotten to press record! Well, you’re just going to have to do it again. I’ll help this time.
*drops the scone he was eating and tosses on his beret*
Oui! We must start filming immediately! Bitter! Grab the boom mic!
I’m ready for my close-up! *lifts shirt*
Ok excellent, now I need a wide angle shot of all three of you… Oh, hang on, I need the wide angle lens for this one.
Well hurry back because I already took off my pants and got my hand up Jane’s skirt. Now DU is biting my thigh.
Oh keep going I’ve still got the reel on camera one catching it. Should I miss anything we can always head back a scene or two and reshoot… And… my, you ladies do love your work… don’t you?
*tries to answer yes but has her voice muffled on account of nomming Charro’s….muff.*
I believe this qualifies for a “My What a lovely tea party.”
*tickles Jane under her skirt and squeal’s at DU’s bites*