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Or that it’s Hiliary Clinton talking, or that it’s a woman talking, or that it’s a blond talking…. there is SO MUCH more that makes her opinion irrelevant than just that tacky brown suit.
But it certainly helps.
*glares at PB for his sexist comment. Throws bread and jelly at him* Fine! Make your own damn sandwi-……goddammit. *realizes she just made a PB&J sandwich*
Damn it I hate PB&J….. it’s my kryptonite ahhhhhhhhhhh
I think it’s kinda funny that you named yourself “I Like Peanut Butter” when you don’t like peanut butter. I made a comparable name change to demonstrate the irony.
I said PB & J. :-p I like PB Cups, I like Ants on a log…
Do you?? Ants on a log??? You Americans have rather strange tastes. Unless you happen to be a bear why would you be eating ants on a bit of wood???
this reply made me lol
The first I agree with, the second two, not so much. I bet if it were Scarlett Johansson you’d listen.
The suit is obscenely tacky, and looks like something Willy Wonka would wear as pajamas or something. -shivers-
I think he’d watch, but I’m not sure the upper brain would be engaged… (the blood flow would be diverted elsewhere)
Men do only have enough bloodflow for one of the two…
RhapsodicP, that comment was so deeply cutting; deep into my male psyche/soul. My scrotum was lanced. How will I ever recover, unless of course you apologize profusely to generic man.
I’ve had a nurse tell me of a specific situation which proved that very point. Low blood pressure + erection => passing out. Ergo sum demonstratum!
I have a naturally low blood pressure despite all the salty foods I eat. I’m really grateful I’m not a gut now.
not a guy…
I want to beat you with a large stick! *sulks about annoying people who eat nothing but salt and have LOW BP*
*brightens* But maybe it would be more therapeutic to use the stick to beat some of the large numbers of trolls about today. I haven’t even seen our one and only wondertroll, bitter.
He’s around here somewhere.
viking gal, shouldn’t the verb be in the 2nd declension making it “demonstrandum”?
No official Latin training under my belt, so thanks for the correction!
The fact that you just mentioned your scrotum proves Rhapsodic is right.
You proved her right twice, as you just mentioned me mentioning my scrotum.
You know what, I really really wish I hadn’t mentioned your scrotum.
Not really a Johansson fan. Not really into blonds. Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Halle Berry…. those are my ladies.
Mmmmm. Halle Berry, a woman who makes me question my heterosexuality!
Geh, after seeing her murder Storm and Catwoman I have come to the conclusion that Halle Berry needs to die.
Eartha Kitt = catwoman. no others need apply!
mmmmm Santa baby!
Oh VG you question your heterosexuality all over the place,
thank god.
Subvert the dominant paradigm!!
Parade the subversive dominants!
Dominate the pervasive charade?
Chocolate?
Chuck all late submissive pervs!
“pittypat on my suit” pittypat of butter?
pittypat, on my suit
iko iko an nay
pitty pat, of butter
Jock-a-mo feen an-nay
There’s a pitty pat shedding all over my suit! Dammit pat! Stop sleeping on the clean laundry!
There’s a pittypat shedding all over my suit,
And she sheds in the laundry, too.
And up in the nursery an absurd little bird …
The only hope I have for the X-Men movies is the fact that they are technically prequals to the comics. I’m pissed that Rogue isn’t the Southern Smart Ass she is in the comics and cartoon series, but I’m giving them enough of a pass to develop her character that way. Now, Storm cutting her hair…..well, they can kiss my ass over that one.
The First X-Men was pretty good. They could have taken the true Rogue route, however the third was busticated. Only good thing was Juggernaugh and Kitty PRide fighting.
ok kids, here is how it breaks down
1st x-men : wonderful and filled with character
2nd x-men: even better, had depth and expansion of those characters.
3rd x-men : screwed from the start, lacked any dramatic timing or feeling. the ugly aborted brother that refused to die like it should of.
Someone needs to die for what they did to Rogue in X3. She was my favorite character in when I watched the cartoon series back when I was a wee little thing. Her and Gambit(and the way Gambit was always hitting on her
).
Rogue and Gambit were my favs too!! And Gambit in the movie is just yummy, along with Ryan Reynolds *drool*……..
You guys are making me very glad that I never got around to watching X3. I liked the Wolverine movie, but wished that Deadpool (is that right?) had more time at the beginning when he was still a smart ass.
I’ve not seen any of the X-men movies…but then I read the comic books during the pre- and early-Rogue phase. Yes, I’m adding to the geek label. Tough!
I also know the guy who created the Wolverine character. No, he isn’t loaded–he was a teenager when he wrote for them, and they ripped him off with the contract. But he IS a cool guy, has a black belt, and is kind of built like a fire-plug!
Right, Viking, and Hillary is enough to make me look again into my hetero, and beyond into…homo.
Hillary has never enticed me. And to be honest, neither have you…
He’s enticed me…to vomit.
Careful HellonWheels; remember what happened to Mama Cass.
She died at the height of her career due to heart disease? Um…*is missing something?*
He thinks she died by choking on her own vomit, proving he’s an idiot.
I heard it was a chicken bone. Because she ate a whole chicken. Because she was fat.
Oh hell yeah! I agree totally. Way hot.
Yes, sexy. And died of a heart attack.
There was an inaccurate rumor or two wandering around at the time, to which Smurf is probably referring.
BTW, aren’t Smurfs supposed to be blue?
What colour does a Smurf turn when you choke it?
Is that a suggestion? *anticipatory smile*
I think Charro was volunteering.
For something like this we may want to auction off the privilege. Could be a nice fund raiser for all the laid off PK regulars. It would also be tax deductible.
Oh crap.. What did I volunteer for?
Strangling the Smurf to see what color it turns, but we’ve decided to auction off smurf strangling privileges to the highest bidder.
Oh I get it. Well, I have some pocket lint, a midget and a pool cue. Oh and this packet of mayonnaise.
What’s this? A cabal of plotting PK Judasssss’ are forming a posse to try to try to get rid of Smurf… This is what I like about Americans. They are so trustworthy and always resort to violence as their solution. That was why you voted GWB back, and loved Cheney, wasn’t it… you idjits!
But I am safe, here in Middle Earth where I can’t be got. So there. Nah Nah ne ne ne. Ptooey! Not even Rando can find me here.
VG, like most Pure Smurfs, I’m blue all the time, with yellow eyes and I’m tall, very tall… and thin. With pale yellow stripes. I fire bows and arrows at tanks and bring down Apaches with my pet pterodactyl. (It’s name is Smurfette.) But how would I expect a mere dumb, ignorant, unenlightened hoooman – such as you – to understand stuff from another galaxy and 28,907,935,857,459 of your years in the future?
At least VG knows the difference between “it’s” and “its.”
Find you? I’m not even looking for you. Stay in middle earth and get stepped on by a hobbit for all I care.
Mama Cass surely had nothing to do with you.
VG, Hillary has gone to seed. Are you also well on the way; and using botox every 3 months to keep those dreaded wrinkles at bay?
There was heavily ladden sarcasm there……
I’d like to think that most of us got that…
Sarcasm fails when you’re typing. Didn’t you know?
Neb got it and he’s a durty libral I mean liberal, or libra (Neb what’s your sign?)….. I digress… oh yeah you shoulda known, it’s your fault so STFU!!!
I resent being called a Libra. I’m a Taurus and damn proud of it! (Just don’t confuse me with that fuel inefficient Ford Taurus…)
Really? Mine gets in excess of 24 MPG. And the newer ones are even better than that. And I can haul more than one bag of groceries at a time, unlike many of the other cars of today.
My sports car gets 30-32 miles per gallon–and I can fit 3 cat carriers, 2 duffles, a backpack and 4 bags of presents, and leave the passenger seat free for the BF!
Being a geek, I didn’t include the crate of emergency supplies and the sleeping bag in my list of stuff…
I hope you have good professional-grade jumper cables back there, too. Those little cheap thin-gauge ones are for crap.
I can fit 6 passengers, 10-12 bags of groceries, Jumper Cables, spare coolant, spare oil, window washer fluid. And have even gotten 34 MPG on long trips.
And my jumper cables? They could boost the California economy.
6 counting the driver, right? You’ve got a bench seat in front with a middle seat? Or did they make a Taurus wagon with a third seat?
And I would expect you to have excellent jumper cables, naturally.
Yes, counting the driver. I am a passenger, though one with a duty!
Of course I have the good cables! And a set of chains, a shovel, those reflective triangle things, first aid, some coolant, water and peanuts. This woman wants to survive the apocalypse! Or a roadside car problem, anyway.
But the point was, I got myself a midlife crisis car, but still get good carrying capacity and mileage! No way I can carry more than 2 tall adults and 3 smaller folk, though–the back seat does NOT have head clearance!
Ok, cough it up. What kind of sports car do you have? If it’s under 300 hp, it’s a poser. And I mean that as respectfully as I can.
I once had sex in a CRX.
Is that TMI?
Though, I am reminded now to go through my emergency supplies again. We once had 3 vehicles, one was basically stolen, the other I .. can’t do math. Let me start over.
We once had 2 vehicles, one was basically stolen the other I traded in for my current car. Most of the really good stuff was in the truck. My dad taught me well, always have reflectors, 4 sided tire irons, long jumper cables, various tools etc.; I just bought a safety kit for my car but for some reason think I may be sans jumper cables. Being winter, I should go inventory.
But since I’m nice and warm inside, I won’t.
Oh, word of advice ladies, don’t carry cables. Or at least get a booster box, so that you don’t need cables. You can get a decent one for about $50. Some of those boxes can’t be stored in sub zero temps, so be sure to check before you buy. (Up north) And the good ones will allow you to plug them in to the car, so they stay full charge, even when not used. If not, you simply bring it in the house every 2 weeks to a month. No need to find a second car, and many of them also have an air compressor too.
Now, I do have one of those. I think. Blargh.
I just looked it up, only 200hp, but I’m enjoying the heck out of it! Acura RSX S, 6 speed. Yippee! Given that I don’t have room or income to allow for a ‘regular car’, I have to have something safe to drive in the winter–and I think more than 200hp would qualify as too many horses to keep from spinning?
Oh, and BTW, 68 VW, 81 Datsun 210, 83 RX7 and a multitude of pickups and vans…….
Depends on how you drive it. And much respect for the Acura, but a real sports car will eat it alive. Though your car is quite nimble too.
Oh, I don’t want to keep up with the Porsche and Lamborghini crowd. I just wanted a few extra horse to play with on occasion (wee!), and to keep myself alive around those cellphone-yakking inertia-ignorant SUV-driving Massholes when need be.
Do you think I resent those drivers much?
Rx7–nice car.
Old VW’s make me think of a description I once read about their heating system–a hamster exhaling through a drinking straw. Still makes me giggle!!
That’s the way I feel about my Taurus. It’s not powerful, but it does cruise nicely. And it’s comfortable. And those other cars were reflecting on Charro’s comment about making whoopie in small places.
My sister wrecked the VW (my first car) and was replaced with a 76 Granada. Plenty of room there. A nice car, as mine was not the usual 4 dr 6 cylinder. There is one identical to it on the final scene in Karate Kid, where Reese punches out the windows of 2 cars, aiming for Mr Miagi. The brown car with the tan roof looks just like mine, down to the hubcaps.
LOL, yep. That hamster would burn your ankle, and that was about it. My defroster was a rag, if you get what I mean.
I object. I have never once “made whoopie”. And I merely said that to point out how roomy your average CRX is.
I think the BF and I would have to rent a Checker cab if we wanted to ‘make whoopie’ in a car!
(viking heritage + not in our 20′s =/= car sex)
Car sex is for young people who don’t have someplace better.
…..or who just can’t wait long enough to get home. Not that I’d ever do that, of course. *looks innocent*
Ah Diss–that explains the bruises!
Some of the car sex incidents were for that reason mabs. Some of the other ones were because we couldn’t wait.
Right. Sure.
Charro dear………. “oɹɹɐɥɔ says:
January 4, 2010 at 3:19 pm
I once had sex in a CRX.
Is that TMI?”
And Mabs, you’re missing out. It puts a whole new spin to date night!
I don’t remember anything about that particular exercise to miss, thank you much. As I said, that’s why I have a house.
LOL. I’ve had sex, Justa. I’ve never made whoopie.
I don’t guess you would think it entertaining on the washing machine either? I’m all for coming together joyfully in many unique places!
I’m sorry Charro, I’ve heard some women have problems with the whoopie part.
TMI, JAC.
Oh, Charro! I am so shocked that you are not as pure as the driven snow. *puts hand to forehead and faints*
You know Mabs, maybe that’s why your washer died early? It felt left out?
I don’t care how hot you are! If you keep having sex in the driven snow you’re going to catch a cold!
Okay, THAT was TMI, JAC. LOL
Now Rando, you and I both know that you will be chasing the wife in the laundry room tomorrow. Just admit it. Who knows, it might be the inspiration you need to accomplish that goal!
I just have problems with silly euphemisms.. That’s all.
Pfft. Been there. Done that. Except it was the apartment complex’s laundry room several years ago. While our friends were sitting in our apartment wondering what the hell happened to us. How’s THAT for TMI?
But was the washer running?
My Civic holds a lot and gets.. Really good gas mileage.
The point I’m trying to make here is I’m not looking forward to driving back to AZ from IL in my Civic with 2 cats and a dog.
*much sympathy sent your way*
Hmm.. I said “thanks”, but it got eated.
I was hungry. Sorry. I moved 10 blocks, and my cats thought they were going to die. Screaming cats and bleeding owners. *sigh*
Yeah, when I moved from my dad’s house to the last house I lived in in AZ, we brought the cat and she was in a carrier. I was petting her lovingly to try and soothe her, she was kind enough to insert a claw under my skin on my finger. I started chanting “retract retract retract” because I was afraid she was gonna pull away and take half my finger with her. She kindly retracted.
Make no mistake I love my kitty. So much I adopted her happy ass twice.
I went to Kansas to visit family a few years back and took my cat with me(24 hour straight drive with my dad at teh wheel). After the first twenty minutes I couldn’t stand her crying so I took her out of her cage and cuddled her, after about an hour she calmed down and spent the rest of the trip asleep on my lap except for one point when she really needed to go, she started freaking out and meowing and running around the 4runner as much as her leash would allow her. Then she found the litter box and went back to being calm.
Back when I only had one cat, I felt sorry for him and let him out of his carrier to cuddle in my lap. –and the idiot cat-bastard immediately moved to cower at my feet…under the brake pedal! So I had to carefully pull over. I’m never doing that again without a copilot. Ever!
Yeah, you definitely need someone who isn’t driving to calm the cats down for you and keep them out of the way of important things like break pedals and windshields.
There were two of us, but she still wouldn’t shut up. I cuddle coddled and cajoled her but she still wasn’t having it. At one point she got her paw on the auto window and it started rolling down and it took both arms to restrain her from leaping from the vehicle. Me yelling “Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy close the window close the window close the window” only elicited puzzled looks from him. After that, we put the child lock on. Stupid smart cat.
We had a cat that would pee on me, just me, everytime we drove anywhere. Sigh, I miss that cat…….
Ouch! One of my cats has meowed himself hoarse a couple times, and that is ‘only’ a 6 hour drive. Good luck!!
Ugh, on the way here Maggie just would no SHUT UP. I wanted to eat her. I can’t decide if I should get valium for the ride home more for me or for her..
There is kitty valium. I tried it (for the cats!!) a couple times. But one time, the trip was surprisingly short–no traffic in Connecticut or New Jersey? What is this world coming to?!?–and the cat got into a plant at my mother’s before the 6 hour medication was up, and the poor guy went into convulsions. Scared the crap out of me!!
Well I’d suggest avoiding mini-tropical tree-type plants around your sister’s cat, especially those with narrow leaves that look like striped spider plant leaves!? I thought I was going to have to do kitty CPR…fortunately not.
Well my sister was kind enough to throw us out, so we don’t have that problem anymore..
Our two cats meowed CONTINUOUSLY from CA to NM. I didn’t know cats could meow nonstop for that long. (Add to list of things you don’t want to know.)
BTW, Charro, if you don’t have a jumper box, Costco usually has a decent price on them. You want one that has places to plug in other stuff and will inflate tires, sort of an all-in-one. My husband used mine (he takes my car camping) at the Scout ranch to inflate someone’s low tire and was hero for the day.
If you can afford it, I recommend getting one from a tool company. They usually have better quality batteries (which is all they really are) and higher amp rates. And most often much more durable.
drove two cats, along with the bf, from Jersey to Oregon during summer. will never do that again. they meowed for almost a day straight, then resorted to only meowing when we stopped to eat or get gas.
it was interesting, to say the least.
A Taurean huh, Nebton. Renowned for the bull, aren’t they?
I think Neb’s a she, too, right?
Not last time I checked.
Did you sleep too close to the fire again?
Oops. Well, apparently I mistakenly mentally attributed something somebody else said to you! (Hard to tell on the internet….)
Ooops. I think I may have been spreading that misinformation. Sorry, Nebbi. No wonder I didn’t get a response from my form turning you into that unnamed agency.
The funny thing is that IRL I’m “a boy named Sue”. (I.e., my parents named me after my grandfather, but it is now effectively a girl’s name.)
VG and I still embrace you as a fellow geek even if you are not a geekette. Especially since you know the difference between “i.e.” and “e.g.”. VG will just love you if you use commas correctly, especially near the end of semesters when she’s reading lots of comma-less papers.
Mabsba, you know me too well already!!!
Yes, male geeks are welcome!
I think it’s a bit of ‘been there, done that.’
My wife’s name is fairly unisex. We met on the chat at our college. The first couple times we talked (just chatting it up and stuff) I had no idea if she was a girl or boy, and she didn’t let on. Boy was I happy when she finally dropped some clues.
Clues or clothes, Rando?
Would that be some sort of sexual roulette if it was clothes?
@Rando. Were you starting to get a little worried before she dropped clues?
But why is it so….shiny? And so oddly fitted….
Wait, maybe she has him stand next to her to distract people from her ugly red suit?
I stopped reading after ugly b/c I thought you were gonna say her ugly face…… damn me for not continuing to read. Besides the Red Suit helps her hide from Bosnian Snipers.
Someone’s really trying to start a new flame war! (I won’t bite, though. I voted for Obama in the primaries.)
Oh come on even a Hiliary Supportor has to laugh at that. That’s like top twenty stupidest things said in this decade.
Right behind Obama and the 57 states comment?
Or Bush landing on an Aircraft Carrier with “Mission Accomplished”
I’m not sure that one’s top twenty material, since Bush didn’t actually put the banner up. How about:
But he’s the decider! He decided to put up that banner? Right?
Don’t misunderestimate GWB’s decidification abilities!
Are there still Hillary supporters? Are there still Billary supporters?
Are “Billary supporters” like ‘shippers? Ew ew ew ew ew really don’t need to see the fanfic.
I still support Hillary. She’ll get her shot in 2016. Mwahahahahaaaa!!!!
I thought she got her shot in Bosnia? *snerk*
That is funny, JAC. *snicker*
You’re right. She’ll be running against the incumbant Republican. MUAH HAH HA HA HA
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He’s there so you won’t notice the hypnotoad until it’s too late…
The toad would be easier to deal with than that suit.
Are we licking the toad?
Is that what you whipper snappers call it these days?
Only when we can’t find quaaludes.. Hee hee.
*has Bobby Bare flashbacks*
“For you parents, toad-licking is also know as lily-padding, frenching the prince, and doing Kermit.”
Were you not chastizing others for trying to politicize an LOL and taking it too seriously? You don’t like Hilary, we get it, if you don’t find this funny ignore and move on..geez
so who IS the dude in the shiny brown suit that doesn’t know how to keep his jacket buttoned? and what’s with the tie?
I bet he has black shoes on.
His hair-don’t is almost as bad as his suit.
I figured out what’s going on here.
I LOVE it! Favorited it. Brava, Ms. Diss.
Diss your caption is mad funnier than the one above.
OOOoOOOOooo….. shiny!
Yes, yes it………..squirrel!……. is.
That shiny suit is scary! I actually feel sorry for him. He doesn’t know any better.
Oh, it’s OK. He’s probably European. They all dress funny, doncha know?
*attempts to help ILPB with his bonfire*
How can it start a Bonfire when it’s TRUE!!!!
but really, when have you ever worried about if its true or not
I think he looks good. What would you guys wear at an occasion like that? And not you troll, you probably just wear a bedazzled loincloth.
Is that racist?
deeply racist, but trolls like that
I would think BT would wear a bedazzled kilt, not a loin cloth?
Yeah b/c I lie through my teeth…. can you just go back to being absurd.
That’s why the WHOLE planet hates Europeans!
Technically it can’t be the whole planet unless the Europeans are full of self-loathing as well.
Why else would you wear such clothes?
You’re blind? Your own friends and family hate you and won’t tell you the ugly truth (or the truth about the ugly)? You lost a bet?
Drinking?
Its obvious that he is a member of the New York Mafia because no European would ever wear something as horrifying as that, honestly, well, maybe a Belgian or an Italian or a German, or or or…you’re right, he’s European !
I’ve seen Russians and Spaniards wear some pretty hideous stuff but it was big designer/brand names so they thought they were rockin’ it.
Fashion victims!
That’s right, folks. If they stuck a designer name on a Hefty bag and sold it for $2,000, that wouldn’t make it look any cooler when you wore it.
That’s funny because Chanel actually had a bag a few collections ago that looked exactly like a black garbage bag with some chains attached. And some DIY blogger had a tutorial on how to make your own for about $2, approximately 1% of the Chanel price. Ridiculous, both the Chanel bag and making a DIY version of it; it’s a GARBAGE BAG!
It’s shiny…
I don’t care if it looks silly… I just love looking at the shiny….
*waves some tinsel from the Christmas tree in front of AC*
That suit will add to global warming, the reflection will heat up the atmosphere. They will need to levy a tax on that man.
I thought that was the BS coming out the blond’s mouth.
ILPB, every time you post a comment on this lol, over in the “Recent Comments” box it says “I Like Peanut Butter on My Suit.”
I hadn’t noticed that.
*files mental note to see what else I Like Peanut Butter on*
Not to mention “I Like Peanut Butter on Gentlemen…”
I like peanut butter on gentlemen.
bitter troll likes peanut butter on banana sandwiches
With honey. Definitely need honey for that.
And they need to be fried. Mmmmm….coronary infarction on a plate….delish.
I like peanut butter with vegemite (the spread not the person)
I know it seems wrong but it’s just soooo right. Peanut Butter and honey sangers are good too especially with a nice eucalyptus or leatherwood honey as long as the peanut butter is extra crunchy
I know Vegemite is an Aussie national food but I have never tasted anything more unpalatable in my life. Nothing personal. Wait, fermented deep-fried tofu is worse, much worse.
No, it smells worse, but fermented deep-fried tofu tastes great!
See, I could not get past the smell. I found it completely disgusting in flavor because of the smell.
What, you don’t find the barnyard smell appealing?
I love deep fried tofu. I don’t know that I have had deep fried fermented tofu.
Have you ever turned down anything fermented?
Not that I can remember. Maybe something like smirnoff ice, but I am pretty sure that is quite removed from the fermenting process.
I really like kimchi and other fermented things of that sort.
In all seriousness, fermented tofu has a very delicious meaty taste to it (I used to eat meat, so I know of what I speak), but its smell is very reminiscent of dung, IMO.
“you don’t find the barnyard smell appealing”
Not emanating from my food. *gags* Now I won’t be able to eat lunch because I’m having olfactory flash-backs to fermented tofu. Thanks, Neb.
I don’t know what meat really tastes like anymore. Its been about 8 years.
It tastes like murder, Bitter Wino. Yummy, yummy, delicious murder. With bacon.
I take you PB….. you’re being a meany head to me today. and the keeper of the PB has sentenced you to 1 week without PB. :-p
You can do all sorts of things with that..
There’s another one..
And another..
Hmmm.
Keithy you’re a genius!
This game is so much fun!
Hmm…*feeling a but morbid today*
Damn…names to long.
But it will brush off.
I wanna play too!
Oooh, fun!
Ok, this one’s shorter…
Can we combine these with older games?
I guess so!
oh no!
Ew! Get it off!
Bitter Wino, I think you meant “There’s a smelly wino IN my suit”
But I’m not telling you who it’s from…
ROTFLMAO
It’s nothing compared to the suit. Look at the expression on the man, that’s how you know.
Oh, WIN!!
I’m kinda surprised Al Gore doesn’t go for a suit like that, which might have contained his massive explosive gas emissions, for which he is famous.
she can give him head while sitting. = D
A woman with that mouth? Not on your life there buddy.
He kind of looks like Keanu Reeves, doesn’t he? Although this guy surely has more facial expressions than Keanu.
ZOMFG, what is with Libyans and their clothes? Or is it more narrowly genetical? Dayumm.
You know who that is? Enlighten us, O Swedish Guru!
PS You missed the GW rant yesterday.
It’s one of Moammar Khaddafi’s sons, Mutassim Khaddafi* (security advisor to his daddy).
I’ll have to check on the posts of the last fortnight now, I’ve been blissfully computer-disconnected over Christmas.
*) I realise this is probably not the standard spelling of Khadaffi/Gadaffi/Qhadafi etc., but it’s how we do it. Mostly. ;p
You should see the number of ways Hanukkah is spelled here. (That’s the ‘right’ one according to spellcheck, but you have to bear in mind that spellcheck doesn’t think spellcheck is a word.)
Interestingly enough I misspelled Khadaffi in the first sentence, but not in the footnote. :p Swedish Wikipedia suggests “Qadhdhafi” which just seems … way over the top, à la their clothes.
Ia! Ia! Qadhdhafi ftaghn!
Evidently, according to Wikipedia, there are at least 37 ways to spell “Moammar Khaddafi”. Now that I think about it, however, 37 seems like a very unusual number to stop at, since it’s prime. You’d think there’d be x ways to spell Moammar and y ways to spell Khaddafi or x⋅y ways to spell the combo. Maybe I’ve just put too much thought into that.
*watches as Neb’s geek brain implodes* That was fun! Okay, my solution would be that not all first name spellings are used with all last name spellings. I.e., if you spell the first name Moammer, there are only certain ways that you would spell the second name because you are basing your first name spelling on certain rules. Then 37 gets to be the sum of those pairings.
In other words, more linguistics and less math in the answer.
But it would have been great if it had been 42.
Surely, we could come up with five more spellings…
But since 37 is a prime, it’s automatically cool.
Also, I don’t believe in linguistics. It’s a hoax.
Perpetrated by linguistic people trying to make big bucks off of us all!
Probably with PhDs and all that other elitist stuff!
True. I was swayed by a conversation last night with my son who was talking about Amazon’s poor marketing techniques with Kindle: he said they should laser etch “Don’t Panic” on them.
This morphed into whether or not it would be cost effective for Amazon to offer custom etching. (Apparently there are places that do this, but it’s rather tricky as the ‘shell’ is very thin and it’s easy to etch too deep.)
“Don’t Panic”!! That would be awesome!! They should have made the back like the iPod so you could laser etch anything on it. You son sounds pretty cool, mabs.
Thank you. He is. He is also, I swear, smarter than my husband and me combined, which at the risk of sounding immodest, is no mean feat ’cause we ain’t idjits.
First time I ever looked at the comments here was when he started laughing because some really rightwing fundie troll was talking about the Christians being persecuted by the Romans. His comment: Mom, they threw ANYONE they didn’t like into the lion pits; totally non-discriminating.
See, I want a Kindle anyway, but if I could get one with “Don’t Panic!” I’d totally have one by now.
I can’t get behind the Kindle. It’s going to cost me my job at some point in the future.
It’s usually around 10 dollars per e-book. I don’t want to pay that when I can get a paperback for 6-8, less when you factor in my employ discount. Plus I like having a hard copy to look pretty on my overflowing bookshelves. There is also the tactile pleasure of turning pages, and looking at the size of the book to see how far along you are. Sure, you can look at the number of pages and see how far you have left, but it’s just not the same. Now if they sold e-books with regular books (i.e. you buy the regular book and get the e-book to go with it free) I might consider hopping on board. Honestly I think alot more people would be interested if that were an option.
I prefer hard cover to paperback, so I’m considering Kindle for the commute to work. A “piggyback” deal would be perfect! Work on that DU, okay?
I’m working on it, but no one’s listening to me!
I would love a “piggyback” deal! I love physical, printed books for so many reasons, including having a physical, visible library in my home. But I’d love a Kindle for travel. I had to bring 5 books to Australia and then buy 2 more while there. When all you’re allowing for is carry-on luggage, that’s a lot of room taken up by books.
My sister takes after our dad: likes to read in the tub and falls asleep and drops the book. I don’t imagine that’s covered by the Kindle warranty.
(In the winter we often had a book propped up in front of the fireplace drying.)
Well, with the kindle I’m sure you could put it in a ziplock bag and still be able to see it and ‘turn the pages’. Then when you fall asleep it won’t damage the kindle.
Mabsba, I love to read in the bathtub, too! But I don’t usually fall asleep. Have had to dry out a few books…and a couple cats who were too affectionate as young-uns!
I’m assuming that at some point the technology will catch up with itself and we’ll be able to check e-books out from the library, buy ‘em used, etc. …the main reason I love the idea is that, say I go on vacation. Know what I like to do on vacation? Sit on the damn beach in a chair and read. Sit on the deck or balcony and read. Sit on the plane and read. Are you seeing a pattern, here?
So, I can easily go through a book or two a day if they’re not terribly challenging, and for vacation reading I’m more likely to grab thrillers and mysteries than anything serious. That means for a one week vacation, I’m lugging 10-15 paperbacks with me.
Come to think of it, shouldn’t the e-book logically be cheaper than an actual paper copy? Fvcking corporations stickin’ it to us again….
Well, an e-book is much, much cheaper than a hard-cover. And if you’re getting an e-book first “edition” then the comparable paper copy would be a hard-cover. So, yes, cheaper.
Here’s a thought: Will technology make first editions obsolete? I’ve collected (and would love to keep collecting) a bunch of favorite authors’ first editions. Will that not matter anymore? I’ve also given some first editions of loved ones’ favorite books as gifts. Will we not be able to do that henceforth?
I think it will increase the value of first editions actually, as more and more ‘first editions’ are bought as e-books, the number of hard copy first editions will diminish. I personally think it will be quite some time before actual books become obsolete. I think they will still be making them in my life time. Among other things, there’s stuff you can’t do with an e-book, like fancy leather bound editions with slipcases and embossed lettering. Though the trend may be that most actual books being sold are the fancy ones like that, it’s still a long ways off.
But Kindle books will have no insulation value for the house!!
Suit is so shiny…can’t look directly at it.
You people are nuts. That suit kicks ass. I don’t know who he is, but he’s way too rock-and-roll to be there with her doing whatever it is they’re doing.
Admit it. That suit is pimp.
LOL, I was wondering if that was Steve Valentine. The haircut is the same and he would SO wear a suit like that. Heck, it’s tame compared to the metallic red kilt he has been photographed in!
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