They see me rollin’. They hatin’.
(Barack Obama)
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Dey tryin to catch Obama ridin durty
This was the best just-plain-silly LOL I’ve had in a long time. Submitter, thank you. (^_^)
this LOL is good, like rich Corinthian leather
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!
I LIKE TACOS!
FLAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!
For something different, NObama actually made a funny.
RHAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!
They hatin’ cause they know this is a photo-op, why else would you be painting in your $80 shirt and $400 pants in front of 6 cameras?
oH rLLY? And there was me thinking that the president of the US actually spends his time doing interior decoration.
I think he has aCzar for that, or is that the Secretary of the Interior?
Ooh, you’re bad!
But you knew that already….. you have to admit you snickered.
Twice!
I want a Sultan, why don’t we have any position with the title of Sultan?
Sultan of swing (clicky)?
Yay–good tune!
I don’t give a damn about no trumpet playin’ band. It ain’t what I call rock ‘n roll.
This year Congress gets to do all of the redecorating, thanks to a very fine print clause in the Health Care Bill. Guess they should’ve read it.
I rikey…. makes fun of congress people who just sign b/c they are told to sign….. me rikey a rot….
Yeah, and that goes for BOTH sides of the aisle.
kind of like landing a plane on an aircraft carrier.
Technically, it was only said that W “flew” the jet; the same was said about me when I was five, and my mom was dating a pilot who let me take the wheel for a few minutes. Oh, and I wasn’t piloting a jet, just a Cessna.
Kinda like how that little boy flew the weather balloon?
Oh, wait, that was just a cheap publicity stunt… never mind.
Almost as bad as flying that 747 around the Statue of Liberty. It’s not like you could miss the logo….
But no one in the Administration knew about that. It was a rogue pilot.
Luke Skywalker flies for the President? Cool!
Sadly, Air Force One is a bit of a step down from an X-wing.
Well, you get caught drunk on duty, you get demoted.
Yeah, except for the part where that’s not what happened.
“When President Obama learned of the episode on Monday afternoon, aides said, he, too, was furious. Senior administration officials conveyed the president’s anger in a meeting with Mr. Caldera on Monday afternoon.”
“At 4:39 p.m. Monday, the White House issued an apology for the flyover.”
As Mark Twain said, “A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes”. If he’d lived today, he might have said “halfway around the Fox newsroom.”
I don’t think Fox was the only one reporting that day.
Afraid of the truth, are you ?
Ahhhh, the conspiracy theory angle. No I’m not really afraid of the truth. I fully believe in the Air Force’s capacity to screw things up without White House approval.
Was Sarah Palin flying the plane? Or Anna Paquin?
$80 shirt and $400 pants? You have proof of this or are you just making another random numbers, asshat comment? Judging by the tone of your sentence, I’ll take the latter.
as much as bitter troll dont want the president, no matter who it is or what party they are in, to be dressing in K-mart clothing, where did you get the figures for that much money? you going through the presidents trash? oh you just made it up…like most of the info the right gets about Obama
Hey, don’t mock such an obvious display of skill… it’s not everyone who can tell exactly what brand, style, date of purchase, and store a pair of pants came from, using what looks to the rest of us like an indistinct dark blur. He’s the Henry Higgins of pants!
henry higgins? that was magnums P I ‘s pal right?
I thought that was that Beverly Cleary character.
*whispers in Rando’s ear*
Huh? Ooooh, Henry HUGGINS. My bad.
Just yew wait, ‘enry ‘iggins! Just yew wait!! *suddenly starts condensating in that country next to Portugal on a really flat area of the ground* I’ll be buggered.
Yay! (^_^)
I always loved the mental imagery that song conjures of him screaming “Fetch a doctor double-quick!”
(Almost as much as I loved the line “I’ll be off a second later, and go straight to the theatre”.)
(Did I mention I love that song?) (^_~)
Ditto
I also loved the Stewie Griffin version of “I’ve Grown Accustomed To Her Face.”
I’m so afraid to ask. (Don’t watch TV)
Are you saying the precipitation in Espana falls mostly in the prairie like area?
I’m saying that water tends to obey the law of gravity over real estate with zero elevation within the borders of Queen Isabella’s Territory.
So God flushes his toilet in the largest country of the Iberian Peninsula primarily in places of level land?
WHAT???
A U.S. President doing a photo op?
Unheard of!!!
Wasn’t this an MLK Service Day Photo Op from last year?
Sooo… what did YOU do on MLK day last year?
Personally, I let my lazy but sleep in.
Maybe this year I’ll actually take my kids out and volunteer for something – like Mr O did in his white-collard shirt.
Or maybe I’ll get my husband to paint the bathroom… Hmmm….
Tough Call.
I’d go with the husband painting the bedroom.
Well, at least this one didn’t inspire a MAD Magazine parody action figure.
But he does look like Alfred E. Newman.
… which one? The Internet seems to be divided on the subject:
Bush
Obama
Bush, if for no other reason than the morphing was done much better on the Bush one than the Obama one.
I think it’s really scary that they BOTH kind of look like him…
Now we need a youtube clip of Bush’s face morphing into Obama’s face.
As opposed to the “action figure” of him over on ICHC sister site pictureisunrelated (aka the WTF? page)?
He spent a whole $80 on a shirt? Really? Wow, I got my first car for less than that! Wharrgarabl!
Okay, that’s worth a chuckle.
I laughed!
He got plenty shirts and pants. This pic got him $5M worth of convincing the public he is just a normal dude who does normal stuff. Are y’all convinced?
Hey, at least Obama doesn’t consider “normal stuff” being a grammatically incorrect, U.S. soldier-killing, greedy, evil village idiot with water-boarding henchman like DUHb-ya did!
Dubya was an awful president but I certaintly don’t think he was evil. No matter how much I disagreed with his policies (as I do with Obama), I don’t think they’re bad people.
Just bad decision makers.
Yeah. He was far too unintelligent to be “evil”.
Soooo that means Manson isnt really “evil?” Cuz that batsh1t douche is almost as stupid as he is evil!
He wasn’t stupid, he was batsh*t crazy, and he was evil, but he wasn’t stupid.
Wow. Hyperbolic, much?
But he NEVER would have painted a wall that awful shade of blue.
damn, you made me spray coffee all over my desk with that one. :-p
He would have used red paint.
He’s a COMMIE!!!!!11!
Nah it would be red to hide all the blood he caused to be shed for all those billion barrels of oil we gots…… oh wait…..
he cant be president cause he’s BELGIEN
I thought Arnold was Austrian?
yes, but since he runs as a republican, but instead tries to do what his state wants instead of what his party wants, we can assume he is beyond such things. and thats not a plug at republicans, thats a plug at people who care more about the party then the people….and he cant balance a checkbook
…and dey sharez a border…WITH TEH DUTCH!
Just remember where that gas in your car came from and its cost.
That of course being a statement both in support of your opinion and a jab at your hypocracy.
Sarcasm miss…..
*hypocrisy.
Self righteousness is great when you can back it up with good spelling and grammar.
I thought about that, as well. By the way, shouldn’t “self-righteousness” be hyphenated?
Oooh you got me! *Bows to the superior mind* I plead overdue lunch break syndrome… hehe.
*Bows in return* Enjoy your lunch, young padawan.
Who there girlee. That man you’re talking about was a Rhodes Scholar…in other words, very very high IQ. Perhaps you don’t agree with him, but don’t lie about him, please.
I’m assuming he does do normal stuff. He eats, drinks, gets dressed in the morning, sleeps at night. He has a family, and a job. He works hard for his paycheck. The only difference is he’s president of the United States.
Well, you assume wrong. He is a robot who neither eats nor sleeps. The so called family are also robots. Though he does get dressed in the morning. People might get suspicious if he always wore the same outfit. Also, he’s solar powered so he doesn’t need to ‘drink’ any type of fuel either.
No wonder there’s no birth certificate!!
He was manufactured in Hawaii, so it’s still cool.
I do, however, have a warranty and a certificate of authenticity.
Can we refund him ?
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hahahahahaha. The comments above me clearly prove the point this picture was trying to make
Lawl…this is a funny! Sure beats the preachy ones!
Good lol, and funny comment inducer. Yay keithybabes!
Go Keithy! Congrats on the Front Pager!
P.S. I giggled.
I did, too. Good to see a couple of front-pagers come at least close to LOL territory, instead of the forty years of wandering in the preachy rah rah wilderness we’ve had lately.
Yay Keithy!! I giggled as well.
Crap, I forgot to change my name!
*drive by booty slap!*
Hey, come back here, you young whippersnapper…..and do that again….
Heh. Me too.
*giggles*
Congrats, Keithy! It made me giggle as well.
Yup, it’s good work. Nothing even remotely partisan despite having teh ebil president. And it’s pretty funny too. Yay, keithy!
Well you know I ain’t partisan ‘cos I’m not from round here!
Here’s another I thought was funny . All I will say is I like Obama better than GWB, even though he’s a Democrat.
So…you’re saying that Tards Drink Beer? I don’t think that’s going to go over well in this country… I’m not going to complain because I don’t much like beer, but, well, there are alot of miller lite/bud lite fans around here and I don’t think they’re going to be to happy with that. Mind, if you actually drink mill lite or bud lite, there really is something wrong with your taste buds. Maybe it should be “Tards Drink Lite Beer?” /nitpick “:P
Oh, I’m a beerdrinker and I fave’d that one when keithy first made it!
But do you drink Lite beer? Or real beer?
I thought this was a great lol! Not only was it funny and relevant, but it also handles its own problem of negative feedback! It’s like the unstoppable lol!
I actually cracked up when I saw it. That’s a nice change!
So did I.
It has been a while seen that happened
Betcha they will qualify this as saving 10,000 jobs under the stimulus package.
In case you didn’t notice, you just proved the point of this lol.
Shhh. It’s funnier if you just let them keep on ranting. (^_~)
It probably cost 250k to paint that house, what with admin costs and all. That’s how they roll!
They hatin’!
Right! Because criticism = HATE!!! We ALL know that!
In this lol it does! The lol itself says so! lol!
Yes, the great catch-22 of this lol!
Oh, I see, this lol. But, you see I used a smiley, and by lol rules that’s not hatin’. It’s lol rules, I didn’t make them… You can say whatever you want but if you put a smiley it’s ok.
I did your mom!
Well she did say you tried!! Sorry about your problem
Anytime someone says “I did your mom” I respond with “Dude, you do old chicks? What’s wrong with you?”
Old chicks need lovin’ too.
But they gotta pay! Giggety.
No, that’s fat chicks. Giggity goo.
Woah Tranny back off, wait pre-op or post op..
**low male voice** Pre-op
Woah Tranny back off….
Is that like the Southern lady’s “Bless her heart…” before the slam?
“No offence mate, but…”
I know -so- many old ladies that do that!!
“Bless her heart, she’s such a slut”
Its amazing!
It’s usually a leeetle bit more subtle. “She has the worst luck with men…she really needs to practice keeping her knees together, bless her heart.”
I must know some secretly raunchy or just outright mean old ladies.
“Bless her heart, she’s gonna burn in hell”
It’s official, VNV. You know mean old ladies!
Or my personal favorite, “Bless his heart, his brain would roll around on the head of a pin like a bullet on a six lane highway!”
My favorite: “Now I don’t want to name any names, but…” and then proceed to identify them as clearly as possible while insulting them to their face. (Or at least, in their presence.)
How about: “I don’t mean to be offensive, but…” then they proceed to be incredibly offensive. (Someone here suggested that you interject at the ellipsis point with “Then stop talking now.”
The one I frequently heard in Texas was: “I don’t mean to be unkind….” as in: “I don’t mean to be unkind, but you really should do something about that baby fat.”
“Now, I’m not tryin’ to be ugly, but….” is another good one.
Or the military equivalents of “With all due respect” or “No disrespect”.
My favorite would have to be “With all due respect,” because you’re not specifying how much respect they’re actually due.
Ooooooo…very good point.
“I don’t mean to be ugly but…” “You can’t help the way you were born?”
DU, it’s not “appearance ugly”, it’s ugly behavior…is that a regional thing?
“I’m not a racist, but …” Ever heard that followed by anything but horribly racist opinions?
I know, it just seemed a good response.
… And these: “I’ll be honest with you.” (I’m not usually honest but I’ll make an exception this time.) Ditto for “To be honest…”
Or ‘Don’t take this the wrong way, but….’
“I mean this in the nicest way possible…”
(Which usually means no nice way possible at all)
“It’s not you, it’s me”
“I love you, BUT…”
Politics…a topic with which you can truly show your ignorance.
And a topic for which most have more anger and less humor.
At least, that’s what my Fortune Cookie tells me.
My winning numbers are also 73 05 96 and 37.
And, ‘zuo ke’ means ‘be invited’.
Mmmmm. Chinese food! I guess it is lunch time?
It’s a photo op! It’s a photo op! The president is such a liar, he doesn’t care enough for the american people to paint a wall in a community center. It was all staged. He should have skipped the inauguration the next day and finished the whole center. He’s such a hypocrite! And we all know “community centers” are just code for Communist party recruitment centers. He’s indoctrinating the impoverished youth of America and trying to foment class warfare!
Eeeeeeeeeeeevillllllll!!!!!!!!!
*makes spooky evil fingers*
Ahhhhh!!!!!
The numerological meaning for Barack Obama can represent “He who becomes the AntiChrist while painting rooms Blue.”
The Prophecy is TRUE!!!!! Oh Noooooo!!!!!!!!!
Muahahaha. Too late!
I’m Blue, dabba dee dum die, dabba dee dabba die, dabba dee dum die…
*assists by humming some ominous DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNN music*
*pulls out large piece of sheet metal and wobbles it back and forth for thunder sound effects.
*
“*makes spooky evil fingers*”
Is that some sort of Halloween hors d’oeuvre?
I think it’s like Jazz hands, only much scarier.
Jaaaazzzzz haaaaannnnddsssssss…jaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzz haaaaaaaaannnnndddddsssssss!!!!!!!!
Wooooooooooooo!!! Jazz hands aren’t touching you! Does this bug you? Jazz hands aren’t touching you!!
NOTHING is scarier than jazz hands.
jazz feet?
Ooh, finger sandwiches! Pimento cheese, too. Mmmm.
Cannibal!
(Half) White and Nerdy, anyone?
I’m now imagining Obama just standing in every scene of the music video.
Not doing anything, really. Just standing somewhere in the image between Al and the gangstas.
It’s so hilariously ridiculous, I want to cry. Curse you.
I imagine him in place of Donnie Osmond, personally.
Lol…thanks a LOT, Dhoti, now I’m imagining this as well.
Curses……….Now I have to go listen to that song and imagine Barry riding his Segway….
Nah I imagine that would be a circa 1950s Bicycle with White wall tires and “W” handle bars, and don’t forget the tassles, basket and horn.
Like Pee Wee ?
You’d have to see the video, complete with Weird Al riding the segway. It’s some of his best work EVER.
*chortlesnort*
DAMN YOU!
Dude, you can’t take Donnie out of that video. He fvcking makes that video. Barry can be in there with Donnie. I’m fine with that.
That is awesome.
*snort*
Goddamnit.
Funny, and a little bit punny. Not quite making me LOL, but pretty darn good!
It’s a little bit punny, this feeling inside……
Some of these voices well they, they easily hide……
But my son’s been kind, while I wrote along,
THey’re for people like you who keep the lights turned on…..
I write the puns that make the whole world zing,
I write the puns that pun on everything,
I write the puns that make the young girls cry,
I write the puns, I write the puns.
Well I rode through the desert on a pun with no name
it felt good to be out in Bahrain
LMAO!
Umm, why is this one at the top now?
Yeah, I was wondering if I was the only one not seeing the RPG one any more.
B/C God hates you…… you consort with liburals and God wants all liburals to burn in hell.
Wait, since when is Ann Coulter God?
If s/he’s God then I’m quitting the universe. I’m out.
We will have to increase our efforts in the “Operation Overthrow God Action” (OOGA) if s/he’s God!
*goes looking for some God-killin’ missiles*
It’s at the top again!! This is weird!
He is the Messiah!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
What are you talking about? This one was always at the top. *twilight zone music plays*
here we can the nazicommunistislamistozionist painting a wall blue behind this harmless action he shows that he hates american cars.
But I thought he was the technology President! He should be using a sprayer. You know, all that doing things smarter and such!
Union doesn’t allow it…
PK seems to be eating my comments!
I was trying to say:
They see me sprayin’.
They bayin’
Doesn’t work quite as well…
I can’t help it, I love captions that use that song.
thems some nice paintin’ clothes, else photoshop?
ZOMG! SO fotoshoped! that blue doesnt match teh blu in hte shado nad theirs a blury bit in the upperleft hadn corner! !!!!353634~!!!212!!@~!)_*~*&$&^@)27467838`!!!!!
OMG! WTF! BBQ! Illiteracy and neanderthal-like button mashing FTW! *rolls eyes* Why is someone who can’t even use a space bar visiting a satire page?
Why is someone who doesn’t understand mockery and satire visiting a lol page? I had assumed using the name Photoshop Troll would have been a tip off there. That’ll teach me to make assumptions about peoples intelligence level.
*falls off chair laughing*
Oooh biting. Spamming up the comments page with ham-fisted ‘Troll’ impersonations is evidence of a brilliant mind and sharp comedic wit, to be sure.
*falls off chair laughing again* God, you’re po-faced for someone with a funny name.
Not po-faced, just allergic to actual trolls, so troll impersonators make me nervous. I worry when I don’t have my epi-pen handy. Although he/she did get me good. I offer up the pork chop of peace, in hopes of avoiding beef.
You just have to hang around a bit, to find out who’s a real troll and who isn’t. There are some nice folk who just like kidding around..
I see that now *blush*… Forgive a newb from the Antipodes her folly!
We like antipodians here. There’s a few regular types that you would be joining. *hands over a beer*
Oh, and the guy named “bitter troll,” he’s okay.
I figure anyone who actually calls themselves ‘troll’ is all good, hehe.
Sadly “Trolled hard Troll” is an actual troll and needs to die in a painful manner. *points down the thread to the offending creature*
Hrm, pork chop? You don’t have any bacon instead? I think bacon is a much better peace offering, but since you mentioned Iørek Byrnison in the other lol I’ll let it slide.
i LOVED iorek. he and lee scoresby were my favorites. i refuse to see the movie though because the book is so vivid and i don’t want to see the crap that the studio made them produce…
The script was god awful. The special effects, the acting, the costumes, the set, all of that was fsking awesome, but the terrible script killed it. It could have been so great.
Well, how else do you impersonate a troll? Ham-fisting it is the only way to go. And the girls like it so much.
How about a triple-decker uber-meat sammich with bacon, ham and some pork medallions with a little mayo on rye?
As to the ladies liking the Fist of Ham, I now don’t know if I am hungry or excited…. hehe.
Mmmm, that sounds yummy. *noms the sammich of meat*
All I have here for sandwich making is salami and pastrami. Though they are both freshly sliced from the deli, I don’t have any cheese to add to the sandwich.
Ironically, although I am offering around conciliatory meat treats, I eschew meat ‘n’ dairy these days. Although I do remember with affection the sweet, sweet taste of fresh pastrami on some nice thick fresh doorsteps o’ bread.
…so…you can’t even eat a sandwich? Not even a grilled cheese? I can understand vegetarianism, but no cheese? What do you eat with your wine?
*pops in* Can ya toss me over some munchies? I’m sorta new here myself, trying to get my foot in the door.
Eat? With wine? Eating is cheating my dear! Although I am always partial to a nice blonde with a good Cabernet Sauvignon, hehe.
I can eat sammiches, I just have things like hummus, lettuce, tomatos, avocado and other sprout-like things, lol.
As much as I like hummus and avocados (not together of course) I don’t believe it can be a proper sandwich with out cheese and/or meat. Now I want a bacon lettuce and avocado sandwich, or pita and hummus. Either one.
DU how about felafel?
Mmmmmmm 5 felafel in fresh baked pita with humous, baba ghanoush, tabbouli, pickles, a little chili, grilled eggplant and some extra tomato.
*drools*
Oh, that sounds good! *drools*
We need to start the PK Epicureans club.
Troll’d hard! derp derp
Someone shoot me please.
What are these strange foods you speak of? Tomatos? Lettuce? Sprouts??? Never heard of ‘em.
Well, what else do you eat with a BLT?
Mine are more like a B.
Um, putting a piece of bacon between two pieces is not a bacon sandwich. Though it is yummy.
Of course not. There’s no mention of bread in the name of a BLT. I just stick a crapload of bacon between two pieces of bread.
Why do you want to ruin bacon by adding bread to the mix? Really. I just eat a plate of bacon. Mmmmm…bacoooonnnnn…
No do you prefer crispy bacon or the nice soft fatty bacon…
Both. But I can’t eat the soft fatty bacon by itself, it needs a partner in coronary crime.
I can’t eat that fatty bacon, it’s gotta be burnt to a crisp for me.
I like when the bacon has crispy and fatty on the same piece. Makes me sooo happy. *drools*
The ultimate awesome, though, is a layer of nice crispy bacon, a slice of cheddar, and a fried egg between two toasty slices of bread.
Mmmm. Don’t forget the mayonnaise, and you have yourself a master piece!
Exactly: mmmm. However, I prefer a bit of Dijon mustard instead of mayo on mine.
I’m back…again…..so……..where is the funny?!?
At the top of the page ^^^
Elsewhere. Try MLIA
Well, he’s got the “hatin’” part right.
No one cares what you think.
No one cares what you think.
If I come in here tomorrow and this one is still at the top, I’m gonna scream.
Keithy has hacked the server in an attempt to keep EWAdams off the front page. As a side effect he’s decided to promote himself shamelessly. Given what he’s done for us, it seems reasonable.
Ok, if that’s what it’s doing it’s worth it.
All wrong! The REAL song goes:
They see me mowing,
My front lawn.
And they all think I’m white and nerdy!
We’ve covered this, hon.
ah, i seeeeeeeee
sorry
I have the blues.
I have the Blues, baby, just roll with me.
They be hatin’ even if they don’t see him rollin’.
XD thats a gud1