Comments on: They see me

By: Cpt-Doodles

Cpt-Doodles — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 16:12:59 +0000

XD thats a gud1

By: mdav

mdav — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 12:58:12 +0000

They be hatin’ even if they don’t see him rollin’.

By: Expat in KiwiLand

Expat in KiwiLand — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 07:41:49 +0000

I have the Blues, baby, just roll with me.

By: Expat in KiwiLand

Expat in KiwiLand — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 07:41:00 +0000

I have the blues.

By: Kay

Kay — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 04:05:44 +0000

Who there girlee. That man you’re talking about was a Rhodes Scholar…in other words, very very high IQ. Perhaps you don’t agree with him, but don’t lie about him, please.

By: Default User

Default User — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 22:39:55 +0000

He wasn’t stupid, he was batsh*t crazy, and he was evil, but he wasn’t stupid.

By: Aremis

Aremis — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 21:02:44 +0000

Ahhhh, the conspiracy theory angle. No I’m not really afraid of the truth. I fully believe in the Air Force’s capacity to screw things up without White House approval.

By: n10bettes

n10bettes — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 14:55:04 +0000

jazz feet?

By: WorldsTallestMidget

WorldsTallestMidget — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:14:14 +0000

…and dey sharez a border…WITH TEH DUTCH!

By: WorldsTallestMidget

WorldsTallestMidget — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:13:08 +0000

Soooo that means Manson isnt really “evil?” Cuz that batsh1t douche is almost as stupid as he is evil!

By: WorldsTallestMidget

WorldsTallestMidget — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:09:28 +0000

Was Sarah Palin flying the plane? Or Anna Paquin?

By: WorldsTallestMidget

WorldsTallestMidget — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:07:51 +0000

Yeah, and that goes for BOTH sides of the aisle.

By: PoliAndroids Inc.

PoliAndroids Inc. — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 07:10:50 +0000

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By: Cowlifornia

Cowlifornia — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 07:09:27 +0000

ah, i seeeeeeeee

sorry

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 23:51:52 +0000

But do you drink Lite beer? Or real beer?

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 23:45:15 +0000

Oh, I’m a beerdrinker and I fave’d that one when keithy first made it!

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 23:40:45 +0000

So…you’re saying that Tards Drink Beer? I don’t think that’s going to go over well in this country… I’m not going to complain because I don’t much like beer, but, well, there are alot of miller lite/bud lite fans around here and I don’t think they’re going to be to happy with that. Mind, if you actually drink mill lite or bud lite, there really is something wrong with your taste buds. Maybe it should be “Tards Drink Lite Beer?” /nitpick “:P

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 23:17:50 +0000

I like when the bacon has crispy and fatty on the same piece. Makes me sooo happy. *drools*

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 23:16:40 +0000

The script was god awful. The special effects, the acting, the costumes, the set, all of that was fsking awesome, but the terrible script killed it. It could have been so great.

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 23:07:31 +0000

I know, it just seemed a good response.

By: Classicist the Zappaist

Classicist the Zappaist — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 20:39:39 +0000

We’ve covered this, hon.

By: InsertCleverAlias

InsertCleverAlias — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 20:32:23 +0000

“I love you, BUT…”

By: shortright the ivanist who thinks clothes are overrated

shortright the ivanist who thinks clothes are overrated — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 16:30:26 +0000

i LOVED iorek. he and lee scoresby were my favorites. i refuse to see the movie though because the book is so vivid and i don’t want to see the crap that the studio made them produce…

By: Danbala

Danbala — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 16:27:33 +0000

“I’m not a racist, but …” Ever heard that followed by anything but horribly racist opinions?

By: HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard

HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 16:25:06 +0000

Exactly: mmmm. However, I prefer a bit of Dijon mustard instead of mayo on mine.

By: n10bettes

n10bettes — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 16:24:25 +0000

“It’s not you, it’s me”

By: n10bettes

n10bettes — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 16:22:40 +0000

Ok, if that’s what it’s doing it’s worth it.

By: n10bettes

n10bettes — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 16:20:59 +0000

I can’t eat that fatty bacon, it’s gotta be burnt to a crisp for me.

By: n10bettes

n10bettes — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 16:20:17 +0000

Mmmm. Don’t forget the mayonnaise, and you have yourself a master piece!

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 16:16:39 +0000

The ultimate awesome, though, is a layer of nice crispy bacon, a slice of cheddar, and a fried egg between two toasty slices of bread.

By: HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard

HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 16:14:15 +0000

Both. But I can’t eat the soft fatty bacon by itself, it needs a partner in coronary crime.

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 16:06:26 +0000

No do you prefer crispy bacon or the nice soft fatty bacon…

By: HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard

HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 16:04:58 +0000

Why do you want to ruin bacon by adding bread to the mix? Really. I just eat a plate of bacon. Mmmmm…bacoooonnnnn…

By: HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard

HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 16:01:08 +0000

We will have to increase our efforts in the “Operation Overthrow God Action” (OOGA) if s/he’s God!
*goes looking for some God-killin’ missiles*

By: HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard

HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 15:53:20 +0000

Do you make non-PoliAndroids? Like Celebadroids?

By: Michael K.

Michael K. — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 15:13:01 +0000

NOTHING is scarier than jazz hands.

By: Ivan The Patron Saint Of Shortright & Pastafarians

Ivan The Patron Saint Of Shortright & Pastafarians — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 15:00:39 +0000

RHAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 13:54:07 +0000

DU, it’s not “appearance ugly”, it’s ugly behavior…is that a regional thing?

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 13:45:23 +0000

Woah Tranny back off, wait pre-op or post op..

**low male voice** Pre-op

Woah Tranny back off….

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 13:41:38 +0000

I rikey…. makes fun of congress people who just sign b/c they are told to sign….. me rikey a rot….

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 11:41:39 +0000

Well you know I ain't partisan 'cos I'm not from round here! Here's another I thought was funny . All I will say is I like Obama better than GWB, even though he's a Democrat.

By: PoliAndroids Inc.

PoliAndroids Inc. — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 08:52:27 +0000

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By: MoreCowbell

MoreCowbell — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 08:36:46 +0000

Elsewhere. Try MLIA

By: MoreCowbell

MoreCowbell — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 08:33:17 +0000

Can we refund him ?

By: MoreCowbell

MoreCowbell — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 08:31:54 +0000

Afraid of the truth, are you ?

By: Cowlifornia

Cowlifornia — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 07:15:28 +0000

All wrong! The REAL song goes:

They see me mowing,
My front lawn.

And they all think I’m white and nerdy!

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 06:45:36 +0000

Sadly “Trolled hard Troll” is an actual troll and needs to die in a painful manner. *points down the thread to the offending creature*

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 06:42:43 +0000

So God flushes his toilet in the largest country of the Iberian Peninsula primarily in places of level land?

By: wobbl3w33z

wobbl3w33z — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 06:41:02 +0000

I figure anyone who actually calls themselves ‘troll’ is all good, hehe.

By: Justacarolinian

Justacarolinian — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 06:37:42 +0000

Well, you get caught drunk on duty, you get demoted.