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“There she was just a walkin’ down the street….”
“….singing do wha diddy diddy dum diddy do….”
(Marching North Korean soldiers)
At least they’re singing in an appropriate place. Not this guy.
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Now that’s a lot of bazookas.
See leave it to a liberal to know his weaponary… those are RPGs…….
Not that I cared either way, grenade launcher or rocket launcher. Bazooka is so much for fun to say then RPG. Unless you are in the bedroom.
Flamethrower’s fun to say, too. Waitaminute, let me whip out my flamethrower!! Yep. That was fun.
The sweet sting of candle wax….. *sigh*
Bazooka’s fun to say in the bedroom too.
I agree, its fun, but not as fun as RPG. Then there is no doubt its about to get kinky.
So, I’m the new maid and just spilled your wine all over the carpet, and you’re the angry master who is going to punish me for my clumsiness.
Well I don’t mind saying that was hot.
“Look at the size of those bazookas!”
Remember, though, it’s important to keep your bazookas properly supported. [Warning: this photograph may cause emotional trauma!
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OWIE! My eyes!! My eyes!!
(and her back!!)
Personally, I prefer ICBMs:
Erhmmm…clicky my name cause the inbedding didn’t work! *facepalm*
Didn’t work either.
Wasn’t ICBM a frozen yogurt place in the mall? No wait, that’s TCBY. Never mind.
Hmmm…worked for me.
I think the person accessing it has to have permission to access their website. My son has access to Britannica through his school, but we have to log in to the school site first.
Yeah, it said I don’t have permission.
D’oh! I didn’t think of that.
Can you see it now?
Now you’re just trying to frighten the boys!
Well, the ‘bra’ keeps her bazookas from meeting her bellybutton at least…
Dear goddess, Diss, why? Why did you show me that?!?!? I’m scarred for life.
Let’s just hope she’s bra shopping.
How is that even possible!?!
Anna Nicole Smith, the later years. Gravity happens, which is why the AAAM are researching anti-gravity breast implants!
Keep me posted. I’ll shoot myself if I ever look like that.
You wouldn’t have to; all you’d have to do is get on a trampoline.
And end up with two black eyes.
Aren’t there boob lifts now that can make things…perkier without making them actually fake?
Somehow, Rando, I don’t think Medicare is going to cover that for her. Seriously, she’s wandering through WalMart in ratty sweats, I don’t think she’s going to be paying for elective surgery.
Our healthcare (Alberta) covers breast reductions (includes a lift) if your breasts are so large they cause you back problems.
I will personally buy her a bus ticket to Alberta.
Yeah, that wasn’t an invite.
We’re red neck up here, but at least we wear bras when we go out in public…..okay, well most of us do. 
Ontario is the same way. As long as you can have a doc sign off saying that it’s causing you medical harm.
Hell, they even give people free plastic surgery if they’ve had a slightly “disfiguring” accident. One of my friends got OHIP to cover a nose job after she got hit by a car.
Seriously, she can’t even afford a bra, she’s definitely not going to be able to afford surgery.
Given her size, I suspect that a bra might make her back pain worse, and also dig into her shoulders. I’m soooo glad my mammaries are not that ample!
There’s always the old standby: “Is that a bazooka in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
Yeah… but but but if you’re ever in Afghanastan, Eqypt, Somalia, North Korea, Soviet Union and someone’s pointing an RPG at you and you’re holind a Bazooka, you don’t want to yell at the police (Special Forces Op guy) to shoot the guy with the Bazooka…. now do you? And yes that’s a realistic scenario.
Umm. Maybe that’s a realistic scenario for some folks…?!
Realistic that I would yell for someone to shoot me? Or that the military minds wouldn’t know to obviously shoot the other guy?
It’s dark outside… all they see is the shadow of the people. There……..
lol. You would have been better saying I was radioing snipers for cover, and we were both running through city streets chasing each other at a distance. But I doubt I will find myself in a zooka/rpg night time stand off. And if so, I am pulling the trigger, and f*ck em/me.
Well, obviously YOU don’t live in Texas.
I live in the pirate Kansas, does that count?
(Get it? Arrrr kansas! *bursts into hysterical laughter* Ok, I’m done now.)
In the nice part, or the part that makes Kansas look good? (I can say this. I spent many years living in the part that makes Kansas look good….)
The good part. It’s really pretty, actually.
Well, yeah, there’s some very pretty parts!
It just used to crack me up when I’d be somewhere else and people would say, “Oh, you’re from Arkansas! It’s sooo pretty there, we went on vacation once and looooved it!” Yeah….you didn’t go to the part on the eastern edge of the state, lady. You know, I bet people from the eastern side of Colorado get that, too!
I grew up in the eastern part of Washington State, on the Idaho border, and always get, “Oh, it rains so much there” because apparently Seattle is the only place people live in WA State.
(It gets about 16″ of rain annually.)
My dad has lived in many different parts of Arkansas, including the southern part, which can probably make the eastern part look like Eden. The northwestern part of the state, especially closer to the Ozarks is really nice. My grandparents lived there for several years. I loved visiting.
I personally have trouble believing in the existence of a place capable of making Kansas look good.
I personally have trouble believing in the existence of a place capable of making Kansas look good.
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Check out some of the tiny eastern Arkansas towns. You will want to run to your nearest major big city and hide in a Starbucks. Yeah, it does.
But what about the innocent civilians!!!!!!!!! I’m just gonna call Iron Man.
All they see is the shadow of the people, but the weapon each person is carrying is easy to see somehow.
I used to hate bazooka battles while playing that free, USArmy supplied ompfps game.
fail its not a grenade launcher its rocket propelled grenade
Nobody likes a rocket whore.
I’m sure there must be somebody that loves a rocket whore…
The rockets at least.
RPG’s, Bazookas, what ever. They’ll still blow sh*t up.
My point exactly!
We’ll just call them the Whammy Kablammy!
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I think this would be funnier if it wasn’t a 29-year-old joke from a Bill Murray movie, you know?
But it was such a GREAT movie!!!!
I didn’t say it wasn’t a funny movie (and actually I was thinking “Wow, I haven’t seen that in a long time, I should watch that…”), just that the humor of the lol is somewhat unoriginal.
I was considering watching that… But only because my mother disapproves….
I haven’t seen the movie–and laughed. Does my amusement count?
Sure, why not! (It’s pretty funny although as I recall the plot kinda falls apart near the end…)
I found the first part (basic training) hilarious……the second half not so much.
Come on?!?!?!? Egon and Vakeman stopping ebil Commies……. how is that not instant classic..
Well, I was rather young when I saw it. I’ll have to give it another go, I guess.
Ahem. “Venkman.” Thank you.
I’ve been wondering lately why that little comedic gem never seems to get any tv play lately. It was one of my favorites growing up… except for John Candy, him I could do without.
But without John Candy they couldn’t have escaped……
One of my favorite John Candy movies……
“You could circumcise a gnat with this thing. Wait a minute……Bug…..Gnat……is there a resemblance there? Oh I think there is!!!!”
mmmm uncle buck, beating up clowns like a good uncle should
I’m pretty sure I saw the movie and fell asleep halfway through because I was so bored, but I giggled at this lol anyway. So there’s at least two amusements.
One of my favorites!
Bill Fvcking Murray!
Dammit I KNEW this sounded familiar!
Considering that Laroquette’s character is ALMOST as incompetant as the “GLEAT READER” in charge of North Korea, it’s a pretty apt joke – and they are about as likely to make a wrong turn into the PRC as the recruits did into Czechoslovakia. Hell, when a country is so bad that they consider defection to the PRC to be an IMPROVEMENT, it’s pretty scary.
Snappin’ her fingers just as natural as can be!!
She looked good! She looked fine!
And I nearly lost my mind!
Dare I ask who arms a unit that large entirely with RPGs, and what use it will be put to?
I believe it’s called the “We Can’t Aim, but With Lots of Things That Go Boom, We Kill $hit” Brigade. Or the “Anti-Lohan/ Spears” Contigent.
And we can kick high.
So this is the Sally O’Malley Brigade?
IIIIIIIIIIII’M FIFTY!!!
In first person shooters, we like to call them “noobs.”
Now I just have, “AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRmy, training, sir!” stuck in my head.
BLOWN UP, SIR!
I injured my Sergeant Hulka the other day.
Good points, I think I will definitely subscribe! I’ll go and read some more! What do you see the future of this being?
I LOL’d, hard.