Comments on: And I said to the bear

By: Penguin

Penguin — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 02:07:34 +0000

Lurking on these comments, and I swear, you’re the first one I’ve ever agreed with. o_O

By: Why?

Why? — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 12:11:51 +0000

Wait, there’s a “rest of the world”?! [/American]

By: Westerliner

Westerliner — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 08:42:48 +0000

If only Grandpa and Mooseburgers was in charge everything would be swell.

By: GazUtd

GazUtd — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 23:27:49 +0000

There is a big change. The rest of the world doesn’t hate you Americans so much any more.

By: Why?

Why? — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 15:46:35 +0000

Sorry, but we voted for “Change” instead.

Let me know when he starts working on that…

By: WorldsTallestMidget

WorldsTallestMidget — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:19:51 +0000

It’s my duty to please that booty!

By: PaulAustin

PaulAustin — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 10:31:11 +0000

And I’d vote for her.

By: marc

marc — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 19:12:37 +0000

Sarah Palin is HOT!!

By: Earbud

Earbud — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 17:09:02 +0000

Bearz, the single greatest threat to our nation as brought to our attention by the Colbert Report…

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 16:48:33 +0000

Do it! Do it!!!

By: BoredomCorner

BoredomCorner — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 14:39:36 +0000

Meh…

By: Rando has no soup

Rando has no soup — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 14:25:15 +0000

I just saw his Facebook. Who on earth posts to PK with his own real name? How stupid is that?

By: Rando has no soup

Rando has no soup — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 14:16:00 +0000

Soooooo, to recap, you come on here claiming some sort of weird Christian values, yet you’re encouraging Sarah Palin to shoot people? Hypocrite much?
Oh, and nobody cares what you think.

By: Rando has no soup

Rando has no soup — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 14:12:49 +0000

*curls into a ball and cries*

By: Rando has no soup

Rando has no soup — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 14:11:08 +0000

I don’t want to talk like that.

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 14:09:36 +0000

That is quite true that!! Take the case (again seen in QI) of some Anglo Saxon King who tried to convert the Pagan Population of the Isle of Wight (The last area of England (and I’m using England in its literal sense here) to be unconverted.) He got fed up and killed the entire population. Well you know what they say – If you can’t join them, Beat them

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 14:05:37 +0000

“You can always identify Bristols. They come in pairs” – Carry On England

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 14:04:15 +0000

And you should apparently not eat anything apart from Rabbit as rabbit has practically no nutritional value (i.e. no vitamins, etc) That was a snippet from QI

By: Danbala

Danbala — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 09:02:40 +0000

Phblttt.

By: Mr X

Mr X — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 08:41:55 +0000

I’d like to shoot HER in the face. With my cum.

By: biff

biff — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 08:27:20 +0000

It was an overdose of Vitamin A that was toxic too him. He ate nothing but the livers for several days.

By: MrSquiggles

MrSquiggles — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 07:42:43 +0000

If every picture on this site had that caption, this would be a much better place to lurk.

By: Mel M

Mel M — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 07:16:00 +0000

It got a giggle, although I’ll be glad when it all finally dies down, the controversy.

By: amkb

amkb — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 06:36:32 +0000

It’s because of vitamin A overdose. Dog livers aren’t as high in Vit. A as polar bear livers, but it doesn’t take long to overdose.

By: InsertCleverAlias

InsertCleverAlias — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 03:47:40 +0000

Well, nighty night. ICA must get some sleep.

By: FROOFROU the Capitalist

FROOFROU the Capitalist — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 03:42:09 +0000

I will beat your bare arms with my bear hands.

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By: wobbl3w33z

wobbl3w33z — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 03:35:00 +0000

*flicks her Zippo* Naw, it’d be nice if it was just sarcasm. Here’s hoping. Have some candy instead. Or a meat sammich. Triple pig on rye with just a soupcon of mayo, lol.

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 03:31:52 +0000

Kill it! Kill it! *chases clever with pitchforks and torches*

No, Ioaness will come on, post something inflammatory and run off before we can beat him to death. He mostly like to preach at us about how were all going to hell and are evil sinners etc etc…. He rarely, if ever responds and is just an all around prick.

By: wobbl3w33z

wobbl3w33z — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 03:30:36 +0000

I believe the traditional interpretation of that part of Teh Gud Book is “thou shalt not kill (except when it benefits the church/gets rid of pesky non-believers)”

By: InsertCleverAlias

InsertCleverAlias — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 03:29:22 +0000

Just a tiny guess, but I think Ioannes was being sarcastic. (Just a guess, please don’t flame me!)

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 03:29:07 +0000

No, it’s the right to Bare arms. You may expose your arms.

By: InsertCleverAlias

InsertCleverAlias — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 03:25:18 +0000

The right to bear arms. Gimme gimme! I want my bear arms!

By: InsertCleverAlias

InsertCleverAlias — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 03:23:33 +0000

Blowfish, too. You’ve heard about the fancifull Japanese resteraunts that serve them, no? Eat the liver, you’re dead, but your family gets paid a large sum of money!

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 02:52:10 +0000

Look, if you’re going to post here, the least you can do is have the common decency to respond to what people say to you.
Also, isn’t murder forbidden by the ten commandments? Or did I misread that bit of the bible?

By: Ioannes

Ioannes — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 02:50:15 +0000

Too bad the bear isn’t a liberal democrat. Oh wait, wasn’t the bear the national symbol of Soviet Russia? And what’s the difference between a Soviet communist and a liberal Democrat? NONE!

Shoot, Sarah, and keep on shooting!

By: MoreCowbell

MoreCowbell — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 01:54:26 +0000

Shold have been captioned ” They see me rollin’, they be hatin”" also

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 01:38:00 +0000

*flies out to England for some hot Luurve-ing* Mmyeah.

By: wobbl3w33z

wobbl3w33z — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 01:34:03 +0000

Not fair but delightfully messy. I can see it now, “oooh look, that lil’ bear is wearing clothes! how swee-aaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!”.

*Cut to Iorek Byrnison picking a pair of badly mangle spectacles from between his teeth*

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 01:29:48 +0000

Just come here, baby, and I’ll give you some!

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 01:23:34 +0000

What brand is that? Do they sell it in stores or do I need to order it online?

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 01:21:30 +0000

Luurve is the best lube.

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 01:06:59 +0000

I’d personally rather research different type of lubes…they have flavored types, and types that tingle, and type that heat up..or cool down…and his/her lubes…but I suppose we could add that in too.

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:55:49 +0000

Could be an interesting research project.

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:46:40 +0000

Bitter troll is a booty pirate who pirated some fine canukian booty?

By: bitter troll invaded your sister

bitter troll invaded your sister — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:45:30 +0000

bitter troll takes offense to the term ninja’d, since bitter troll is pirate, bitter troll pirated her!

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:44:02 +0000

Oh good. I hate when I’m with someone and his balls are all pale. It’s like they’re albino or something. So icky!

I also have to wonder…how does it taste…I mean…does it taste like makeup? Do guys LIKE the taste of makeup? Does it increase friction? Are you going to need more lube if you use this stuff? Or is this product solely designed for looks? These are important questions!

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:41:36 +0000

I can paint my own testimonials!

By: n10bettes

n10bettes — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:40:16 +0000

Hey guys! Don’t feel left out:
Q. “Can you use this solution on other body parts”?

A. Yes, this can be used on the nipples and men’s genitals.

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:37:04 +0000

Dear Sirs: I am 63, 400 lb, with halitosis, warts, varicose veins, false teeth and a wig. I just wasn’t getting dates until I painted my labia pink. Now I’m beating them off with sticks.

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:33:11 +0000

It’s OK, it comes off if you rub it.