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Da GANGSTA will shoot anyone who misses 5 A.M mass at the Church of Thugz for Jesuz Christ.
Fo’ shizzle
(sorry couldn’t resist)
*rides down the block*
-finds target
-hangs Blastoise out window
-Blastoise uses Water Gun!
**pppssssssshhhhhh**
-It’s super effective!!
-Fire Breathing Ninja fainted
*speeds away leaving victim on the ground*
Da GANGSA has struck again….
*pounds on trunk* Hey, I’m still in here, remember? Could I get some airholes, a pepsi…oh, and a washcloth? I’ve still got chocolate and peanut butter on me from the last thread. And turn that gangsta rap sh*t off! It’s giving me a headache.
*opens trunk*
Quite you! You’ll wake up the neighbors. Here’s a bottle of stale water and a towel. Make due. Try to look good as possible. You may have someone joining you soon…
Mwahahahahahaha!!!11!!11!!
*turns gangsta rap off, inserts another cd*
youtube.com/watch?v=nvp_tqOmR2M
youtube.com/watch?v=bHpw6CzprNY
Is THAT type of rap more to your liking??
*is fondly reminded of Quentin Tarantino*
*skips 5 AM mass to rewatch Reservoir Dogs*
*rides down the block*
-looks for house
-finds target
-breaks down Captian Wow’s door and barges in
-gives speech
“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”
-fires M-16 wildly into home
-bullets fly everywhere
-finds Captain Wow hiding in closet
*kidnaps the Ambassador*
PK userz
Da ransum is now upteenth-kazillion $$. i xpect mi dollaz on da 15th ov dis month
Mwahahahahahah!!!11!!!11!!!
Da GANGSTA strikes…
If you want to be truly GANGSTA, you’d kidnap cgray and throw him/her/it in the trunk with the other 2.
No, that wouldn’t be nice. Throw him in his own trunk.
Preferably one without air holes.
Then throw the trunk in a river or lake, or maybe an active volcano…
Welcome to the trunk, Wow.
Sup?
*texts Captain Wow*
ZOMG!!! You’ve been kidnapped!
*receives text from DU*
*texts back the license plate number on Knowlege’s car*
ZOMG SAVE ME & CANUCK!
Tell Du it’s getting crowded in here. We’ve got you, me, VG and HOW! Seriously, get your elbow out of my back!
I can’t text and keep my elbow out of your back at the same time…
Okay, but after you’re done texting, snuggle something softer up to my back, ‘kay?
I would have thought that Knowledge would have a bigger vehicle, being a gansta and all. This is a very small trunk.
*yells, trunk-muffled* DUDE, YOUR CAR SUCKS!!
I don’t even have anything for you guys to eat because DU stole the banana and carrot from me.
Should we kick out the taillight in our escape attempt?
Can you reach the taillight? I’m squished between Wow and VG…..not that I’m complaining mind you.
I was considering letting you ride shotgun HOW. You can forget it now!
Anyways, I’m going to rob a car dealership now for their Range Rover.
You all better hope I don’t send you into the river…
Wait until after Know steals the new car. *whispers* All new cars have interior trunk releases.
*flashes boobies at Knowledge*
Pssst, ladies…if we all flash him he’ll be too stunned and we can just walk away! (Thanks, Eddie!)
-pops up, motorboats-
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
-pops away-
*lifts shirt and flashes* Are you sure this will work? I really think he’s lost his mind.
A GANGSTA is always prepared. I broke the handle so it only opens on the OUTSIDE. No escaping. And a real GANGSTA always has shades on. Flashing won’t work.
…….
Perhaps a backseat rondevou on Get Laid Point?…
-pops up, motorboats VG now-
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
-pops back down-
*flashes know*
Not much, want some stale water?
Ever hear of the Teutonic Knights? That’s OLD SCHOOL, Bro!
thats a orthodox not a german probably russian
The Order of the Teutonic Knights of St. Mary’s Hospital in Jerusalem, or for short the Teutonic Order (Today: German Order), is a German Roman Catholic religious order. It was formed to aid Catholics on their pilgrimages to the Holy Land and to establish hospitals to care for the sick and injured. Its members have commonly been known as the Teutonic Knights, since they also served as a crusading military order during the Middle Ages. The membership was always small and whenever the need arose, volunteers or mercenaries augmented the military forces.
Formed at the end of the 12th century in Acre, in the Levant, the medieval Order played an important role in Outremer, controlling the port tolls of Acre. After Christian forces were defeated in the Middle East, the Order moved to Transylvania in 1211 to help defend Hungary against the Cumans. They were expelled by force in 1225 after allegedly attempting to place themselves under Papal instead of Hungarian sovereignty.
In 1230, following the Golden Bull of Rimini, Grand Master Hermann von Salza and Duke Konrad I of Masovia launched the Prussian Crusade, a joint invasion of Prussia to Christianise the Baltic Old Prussians. The Order then created the independent Monastic State of the Teutonic Knights in the conquered territory, and subsequently conquered Courland, Livonia, and Estonia. The Kings of Poland accused the Order of holding lands rightfully theirs.
The Order lost its main purpose in Europe with the Christianisation of Lithuania. The Order became involved in campaigns against its Christian neighbours, the Kingdom of Poland, the Grand Duchy of Lithuania, and the Novgorod Republic (after assimilating the Livonian Order). The Teutonic Knights had a strong economic base, hired mercenaries from throughout Europe to augment their feudal levies, and became a naval power in the Baltic Sea. In 1410, a Polish-Lithuanian army decisively defeated the Order and broke its military power at the Battle of Grunwald (Tannenberg).
In 1515, Holy Roman Emperor Maximilian I made a marriage alliance with Sigismund I of Poland-Lithuania. Thereafter the Empire did not support the Order against Poland. In 1525, Grand Master Albert of Brandenburg resigned and converted to Lutheranism, becoming Duke of Prussia. Estonia and Livonia soon followed, and also the Order’s holdings in Protestant areas of Germany.
The Order kept its considerable holdings in Catholic areas of Germany until 1809, when Napoleon Bonaparte ordered its dissolution and the Order lost its last secular holdings. The Order continued to exist as a charitable and ceremonial body. It was outlawed by Hitler in 1938, but re-established in 1945. Today it operates primarily with charitable aims in Central Europe.
Just FYI ^_^
u just c&p that = D
It seemed to me that people never heard of them. I know EWAdams should.
Definately an Orthodox Priest, and almost definately Russian. The troops look like Russian Naval Infantry. I’m not sure of the weapon, but I might be able to find out given some time.
You are correct! That is a Russian Orthodox priest and those are Russian Naval troops.
And they are protecting naval oranges.
In Soviet Russia, naval oranges peel YOU
Nice. Does that come with a soundtrack? Boawchuckabeeooowwow
It’s a 1919, .308 caliber (or it could be 8 mm).
Its a M1919A6, .30 caliber or if it is a newer one (most likely not, as it is an -A6) rechambered for the NATO 7.62. It could be a swedish-made 8mm, but the picture is too far away to tell for sure.
First!!
I see what you did there.
That is an Orthodox priest – i’d guess Russian instead of Greek.
Do Orthodox Christians even *have* “Confession” as a sacrament?
Yes they do. They refer to sacraments as “mysteries” but it’s the same concept and confession is one of them.
You know. RPing on these pictures = EPIC FAIL. I would suggest not doing it. People who want to read the comments must avoid your freaking RP post.
I completely *rolls dice, checks roll against character sheet* disagree with you.
DU: Since you responded, maybe you can explain “UFAIL”‘s post to me . . .
Well, see, when a mommy and a daddy love..er…lust…er…get completely drunk and wake up the next morning not entirely sure what happened and don’t believe in abortions a baby is born. Often this baby is dropped on it’s head alot. Mommy and daddy probably both drank and smoked alot while mommy was pregnant. This gives the child serious brain damage, it does eventually grow up and manages to learn simple things like basic reading and eventually it is unleashed upon a computer with internet access. Sadly, although they have basic reading skills, their writing and spelling skills are sadly lacking and they simply repeat things they’ve seen in pictures with cute kittens. Things like “LOLZ CHEEZEBURGER!!!” and “U FAILE”. It is a terrible thing and can be prevented by making sure your friends don’t get so drunk they forget about things like condom, if that is not possible, removing their reproductive organs while they’re passed out drunk is also acceptable.
You’re a peach! Thanks!
unlike the pope he doesn’t need protection
this one again!!!
Serbian priest. UN blue helmets. Who knew?
Thanks to hubbie (Croat) for identifying. He says the priest is practicing target practice in anticipation of shooting ustashe.
10 sisyphus points to anyone who understands anything I just wrote.
Ustaše? Isn’t that a derogatory term for Croatian ultranationalists?
(I cheated. I googled).
Nope. Hubby is wrong. Those are not UN troops. Those are Russian Naval troops and a Russian Orthodox priest.
Take a look here:
{http://www.life.com/image/86196817}
that priest looted a hunterweapon!
Thou shalt non kill???
Nothing about “Thou shalt not maime”. As long as the survive, he’s in the clear.
Oh beautiful grey area of morality, what would we do without you?
Behave a lot better?
That’s fun.
But the Bible is a little fuzzy in the area of kneecaps.
Those are berets, not helmets. I assumed you were referring to the wars following the breakup of Yugoslavia, and this was confirmed when I wiki’d Ustashe. Not sure why that gets me 10 “Mythical Greek king cursed to roll a boulder up a hill for all eternity” points.
And +1 Gun-nerd points to whoever identifies the weapon.
It’s a gun! Also known as a firearm! *giggles madly and runs off with her gun nerd point*
*Takes away DU’s gun-nerd point and rides away on rocket-propelled skates*
It’s a Big Fvcking Gun! You should have been more specific, DU!
Ohh…*sulks*
*steals HOWS banana and carrot from her avatar and eats them both because she can’t find any ice cream to eat through her depression*
I have Reese’s peanut butter cups? (Post xmas clearance.
)
Om nom nom! *pigs out on those in her depression about losing the gun-nerd point* Thankie Mabsa! *hugs*
Ah, yes….a BFG. Of course.
Best gun in Doom!
Now I want to set up my old compy and play doom on it. I still remember most of the secrets! I also remember that one level that was glitched so you never could get 100% of the secrets. *sulks*
My favorite was the plasma rifle. You can do the best spin and spray ever with that beast.
Fun was turning on the cheat code for taking no damage and attacking the big bosses with the chainsaw.
IDDQD!!!! Yay! For those times you want no skill, just kill.
Remember Rise of the Triad?
Only +1? Damn. I did so, above.
It’s a 1919.
You are correct, sir. Albeit one with a wooden stock.
Psssss.. Nao’s a lady.
I cannot believe that no has identified the weapon, the exact camo pattern and the soldiers nationality and unit number, you normally have this info in the first three or four lines, you’re slippin guys
Oh crap, I think that guy just pwned us.
Yup, I’m calling it. PK, we’ve been pwned.
Does it count if we don’t care?
Rando, your statement reminds me of that old saying….If a n00b is pwned in a forest, and nowhere is there, will something still yell HEADSHOT?! Something like that, at least.
“nowhere is there” is wonderfully … zen?
Wherever you go, there you are!
Cite!
*points to self*
Oh, all right–It’s a Browning M1919A6. A failed attempt to make the M1919 medium machine gun into a “light” MG–rather along the lines of “Of course it’s portable! It’s got a handle, doesn’t it?”
It still weighed 32 pounds (plus ammo!) So I’m not arm-wrestling that priest–whatever specific church he’s part of!
(If this is Russia, it’s probably leftover Lend-Lease–the Russians are famous for hanging on to weapons “just in case”.
Thanks you Stardrake, you have restore the faith
Funnily enough it looks something like the old German WWII machinegun the MG34. I might be wrong but they’ve got similar Muzzles.
You said muzzles.
You’re wrong. They’re nothing alike.
Muzzletov!
In Soviet Russia, confession takes you?
(I couldn’t resist)
Win.
I second that win.
Now THAT is a tough neighborhood.
Is anyone else distinctly reminded of Father Ted? Dougal would just love that.
Given the events outside an orthodox temple in Egypt today, maybe more orthodox priests should be looking for these BFGs.
{http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8444851.stm}
DON CAMILLO FTW 4 EVER!!!!11!!1!!
Figures only a priest would hold it the wrong way.
Got something against a left-handed shooter?
Well, villain is another word for left handed….
Not sure if you were going for funny, but if not, the word you’re thinking of is sinister, not villain (which derives from villa, or country house – no kidding).
I could have sworn it was villain, I’m going have to double check that one in the OED when I get a chance.
Actually, Nebs is wrong. Villain comes from the word used to mean a farmhand or peasant, therefore someone who was less than a knight and ergo less than chivalrous.
sinister
1411, “prompted by malice or ill-will,” from O.Fr. sinistre “contrary, unfavorable, to the left,” from L. sinister “left, on the left side” (opposite of dexter), perhaps from base *sen- and meaning prop. “the slower or weaker hand” [Tucker], but Buck suggests it’s a euphemism (see left), connected with the root of Skt. saniyan “more useful, more advantageous.” The L. word was used in augury in the sense of “unlucky, unfavorable” (omens, especially bird flights, seen on the left hand were regarded as portending misfortune), and thus sinister acquired a sense of “harmful, unfavorable, adverse.” This was from Gk. influence, reflecting the early Gk. practice of facing north when observing omens; in genuine Roman auspices, the left was favorable. Bend (not “bar”) sinister in heraldry indicates illegitimacy and preserves the lit. sense of “on the left side.”
And you’re both right – but the “farmhand” thing CAME from the term villa:
villain
1303, “base or low-born rustic,” from Anglo-Fr. and O.Fr. villain, from M.L. villanus “farmhand,” from L. villa “country house” (see villa).
Yes, I was aware of farmhand being the intermediary between villa and villain, but I just loved making a direct connection too much to bring it up.
So farmhands transport stolen goods from a villa to the villain? I did not know that was one of their duties.
In a sinister fashion no less.
So, using only their left hands?
Yep.
Indeed!! I did Latin (I could have become a Priest, instead I joined the Navy) and one of the first things you learn is Sinister and Dexter. Sinister meaning Left and Dexter meaning Right. The Ancient Romans ALL thought that everyone was right handed. (In one of their battles everyone they captured, (I believe they were Gauls, although I could be wrong) had their right hands chopped off as the Romans believed that this was the correct hand for holding a sword in.) Hence Sinister for evil, and Dexterous for agile and nimble.
You need Latin to join the navy in England!?!
Well it helps when most of the manuals probably came off the Ark
Having an ancient language skill usually helps 
Your navy is still using arks?!
Yes, but scheduled for retirement in favour of vessels big enough to be reasonably called “flat tops” again!
I didn’t mean to imply you weren’t aware.. I was just making the connection – and pointing out that you were both correct.
It was easier than saying “ZOMG you’re both right!” and providing no supporting evidence.
Plus, for the readers, it provided the context.
Eastern Orthodox Christianity doesn’t have Confession. This picture fails
So, I take it Santa didn’t bring you that sense of humor you’d asked for.
In Soviet Russia sense of humor fails Anonymous troll.
Yes they do. The details and theology aren’t identical to the form western Christians are most familiar with, but Orthodoxy does do it.
Priest starts to sing;
“I see Jehova’s…
I’m hatin’….”
Lol =)
I guess that’s the pimp of the vatican aiming at his hoes.
http://failblog.org/2009/03/16/pimp-fail/
Actually, you’re the idiot, troll. They’re Russian and ORTHODOX priest. Read the previous fvcking comments, you ignoramus!
(THEY’RE BELGIAN!!!)
*voice muffled from inside the gangsta’s trunk* I believe, HOW, that you will find they are actually German. Just turn them on their side, the colour pattern is so obvious.
Let me state it plain and clear for the n00bs that don’t read the other comments: The Priest is Orthodox, no doubt about that. And YES we (Eastern Orthodox) have Confession. So read the other comments before you make a stupid post that’s already been refuted. Thanks
lol
ZOMG Orthodox peeps don’t do confession!
Didja hear the one about the man who poured Clorox through the Confessional box window? He was charged with Bleach of the Priest…
I know this is supposed to be some kind of linguistic funny, but I don’t get it.
Mostly because I have spent little to no time in church in my life..
I figured it out the other day.
-Went to a Catholic preschool when I was 4.
-I attended a funeral service for my grandpa in a chapel when I was 13.
-My sister was married in a church when I was 15.
-I attended a funeral service in a chapel for the brother of my friend when I was 19.
-I attended Communion for my friend’s son when I was 25.
That’s the extent of my church and church-like activities.
I think he meant “breach of the peace”?
Interwebs for Nao! Makes sense to me.
Yay! I got an Interwebs! My first evAH!
I think I’ve spent as much time at a Catholic Church as I have at a Jewish Synagogue. Two Catholic funerals and two Jewish Bat Mitzvas.
I’ve been in a Catholic church once for my mom’s friend’s funeral. That’s it. I was scared the whole time that someone was gonna smell the protestant on me and throw me out.
A Jew in a Catholic church??? That reminds me of the but from “Mock the Week” where Frankie Boyle was speaking of the woman who got disciplined by British Airways for wearing a Cross whilst at Work. He said “Imagine her dealing with Jewish Passengers – “Have you anything to declare and WHY did you kill Jesus”
Bill Cosby’s wife is Catholic, and he did a routine about how all the standing and sitting and switching positions in general in the Catholic Church is so they can figure out who the Protestants are.
“One, two, three, stand. Look, there’s the Protestant!”
ITS THE VDV!!!!
Antibiotics will clear that right up.
I believe these are Russian border gaurds, because of the blue beret
Actually that spelling mistake reminds me of what I heard on the commentary Track of one of the Key of Time DVDs. The designer was given the script and he read that Doctor Who was set upon by several Gurads. So he made a few initial drawings of what he considered a Gurad to look like and took them to the Director, only to be told by the Director that there was a spelling mistake on the script and it should have read Guards.
Well, now I want to know what a Gurad looks like.
I think, that I don’t know any of you land lovers, but, Ayee, anyone have any rum?
That’s a Russian Orthodox priest, and I have to agree with Evan, those do look like Russian border guards. On a related note, that may well be the coolest priest I’ve ever seen.
Smile when you say that Pilgram!