You show me the muscle in your trunks and you got my vote sonny.
(Arnold Schwarzenegger)
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Arnie knew what women want… especially little ol ladies.
Sounds like something my grandma would say! And she’d mean it too.
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I has yet 2 gets mi ransom $$ for canuck. Looks lik I has 2 kidnap someonez esle….
Look, just let me out of the frickin’ trunk!!
*pries open trunk and rescues Nucky, grabs some Canuck booty before escaping*
Ta-da! You can thank me “properly” later.
*shakes booty at HOW in gratitude* Oh, thank the goddess, I can breathe! Anytime, baby, anytime. I owe you big
*rolls down the street*
-finds targets
-begins shooting spree
*shoots out Hel’s Wheels, pees in Gene Pool, kidnaps HOW & REkidnaps Nucky*
DA GANGSTA IZ NOT PLEEZED!!! DA RANSUM IZ NOW INFINITY ZILLION $$$$!!!
-points- bitter troll sees him rollin’
-nods- bitter troll is hate’n
Is it becoming necessary for a certain Thunder God to visit Midgard again? Will it come to that? *begins to lightly tap cane on ground*
Yeah, well, we’re all broke. Would you accept cookies?
*rolls down the street*
-smells cookies
-finds the entrance to Val Halla
-throws grenade
-enters The Great Hall
-fires M-16 wildly into hall filled with Vikings killing many
-Thor strikes hammer sending lighting at da Gangsta
-Da Gangsta absorbes lighting using an electrical conductor
-calls on Mumba, the African river god to flood the hall
-Thor shorts out
-finds Viking Gal in kitchen stuffing cooking dough with pot
*kidnaps Viking Gal*
PK userz
Da canuck, da ambassador of amazing, and da valkarie r all n mi pozetion!!! if u eva wanna c dem again, u muss pay da ransum of elebenty-upteenth kajillion $$$.
Mwahahahahahah!!!111!!!111!!!
Da GANGSTA has spoken!!!!
False Thor was a decoy.
Real Thor gettin’ kinda pissed, yo.
He’s lost his mind, VG. We obviously need an intervention.
*Sends txt to Nucky, HOW, and VG*
You realize if you flash your boobies you guys can just walk out of there, right?
Shhh! I think they like this game.
*rolls down the block*
-find’s eddies house
-sets 1/2 his lawn on fire
-eddie is devestated
*ropes up eddie*
-throws in back seat of new Range Rover on 20 inch dubs
Lets make a count here:
Nucky
VG
HOW
Wow
Eddie
Who will be the GANGTA’S next victim???
You know, if you kid nap all of us, no one will be left to pay the ransom.
*rolls down the street*
-finds brocolli feild
-DU starts running in a panic
-shoots off foot
*ropes up DU*
-throws DU in back seat of trunk next to Eddie
Who’s next?? Look out Bitter Troll. I see you hatin’. And you shot me two weeks ago.
LIES bitter troll uses an axe…bitter troll supports your right to carry a firearm for self defense, home protection, hunting and recreation…but chooses not to carry one bittertrolls self.
-smacks knowledge with his bitter axe-
*whips out AK-47*
-begins firing at the Troll’s bridge
-throws grenade
-the bridge has tumbled
-bitter troll is severly injured and near death
-leaves bitter troll for dead in pool of trollish blood
No one can stop da GANGSTA!!
-troll regen applied,bitter troll rises from the grave-
MAH BRIDGE!!! I AM EVEN MORE HOMELESS NOW!!!!
bastard….
*muffled voice from trunk* I told you people he had lost his mind.
-angry troll montoge, bitter sharpens axe, puts on cool shades, works out with the axe a bit, has a sandwich. more workout with the axe. gets all sweaty and flex’s a bit, has the eye of the tiger, gives the eye back to the tiger and gets the eye of the putin, jumps in his troll moble and growls-
GOING DOWWWWWWWWWWWWN LIKE AXLE ROSE”S SINGING CAREER!!!
*sings* Montage! You need a montage!
But….Troll Nation and Asgard are comrades and Allies. I say thee NAY!!! *Bangs cane on ground real hard…much lightning and booming*
Mighty Thor (The Real One) says ENOW base gangsta person! *sends small spark of Thor Powa at trunk lock-it vaporizes. Sends a bigger spark at BT’s poor bridge-it repairs…with an extra room for charro hi-jinks*
You may come out ladies (unless, of course, you like it in there *flexes in his spandex*). And BT…return to your damp but cozy home.
By the bristling beard of Odin…by the Shawshank of Redemption…thy reign of terror is ended, O gangsta!
*waves big ass hammer at G-Diddy* See?
I appreciate the rescue, Mighty Thor, but I’ve been in and out of this trunk so often, I’m thinking about just moving in here. Besides, DU and I were having fun……
Um…Thunder Gods enjoy fun. Yea verily.
*GANGSTA calls Goku & becomes a Super Sayin*
-Odin checks power level
**IT’S OVER 9000!!!!!**
-GANGSTA and the rest of the Z-Fighters are on their way to invade Asgard
-We’re joined by Ice Man & Johnny Storm
-We’ve reached the gates
*invasion of Asgard begins*
I have friends too, O base usurper. I’m a fckin Avenger, dog!! Say hello to the nice gangsta, Bruce.
“HULK SMASH!!!!!!!1!!11!!!!!!!”
Yeh…he’s with me. And the rest of my, how do you say…homies? Observe….
*waves hang and is joined by
Wolverine
Deadpool
Iron Man
Venom (cuz he’s badder than Spider Man)
Galactus
Green Lantern
The Saint of All Killers
Bu
Alucard
Frankenstein
Wolfman
Mummy
Ren n’ Stimpy
Space Ghost
A Really Big Octopus
…..and the baddest MFr of all…yeah, that’s right…..
Bugs Bunny.
You will know fear, varlet…and pain.
FOR ASGAAAAARRRRRDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome aboard, DU, you just need to shift a bit, one of your parts is pressing into my face……..oh, yeah, nevermind, we’re good. Just hold still.
*texts Captain Wow*
ZOMG!! I’ve been kidnapped too!
*taps Captain Wow on the shoulder* Pst! I just sent you a text!
*goes back to holding still for Canukia*
*goes back to nomming on DU’s soft parts*
Happy New Year one and all!
did you only just wake up, that must have been one good party!!!!
When will you wake up and learn how to use the reply button?
It’s part of the restraining order. She’s not allowed.
Sonny
But…it’s not a muscle…argh. Anatomy fail.
They must have been running short on sense of humor the day you were born.
You’re right. It’s technically a bone.
Wait for it…
Now THAT is an anatomical mistake I can LOL over
Actually you’re all wrong!! It’s made of wood
Did you know if you inject a muscle relaxant into it it will become erect?
Thank you!
Sunny? And then correctly “sonny” down below? How hard is it to reread fourteen words?? Also, there is a neglected comma crying in an echoing cave somewhere…
The old lady things he’s bright and cheerful, like the sun.
As far as the comma goes, the cave is no longer echoing, it’s become so full of neglected commas that it is no longer possible to achieve an echo. One day I will find the volcano where all the neglected apostrophes go to kill themselves.
THINKS! Not things! Thinks!
If it’s the same volcano where people are rescuing apostrophes and putting them to use for plurals and the like, it’s probably not so full.
Too true!
Sunny? Geez, if you’re going to create a caption, do it right.