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Mr President, I don’t mean to be forward…but do you think it’s fair to play Hide n’ Seek with the girls by hiding in a restricted access area?
(Barack Obama)
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Obama is hiding from the warth of the GANGSTA.
WHO WANTS SOME?!?!?!?!
-drives by kn0wledge1ne, drive by axeing, smashs up his car, grabs VG and throws her in the back of his bitter yugo and speeds off into the night- WILD WILD WEST
*muffled voice* Uh, bitter….what about the rest of us?
its a yupo justa…VG lucky she fits with her whoppen boobies, we will have to make a few trips
*muffled voice* Well, I’ve been here for a day and a half, I suppose I can wait. Um, DU, could you move that other body part toward my face? It’s going to be a long wait.
Sure! So glad I forgot to wear underwear to day.
*noms DU’s soft bits* Glad to see it’s not just us Canucks who can be accommodating.
Now, stop squirming.
Canada sounds awesome.
If anyone knows, I just uploaded my profile picture. I see it when I open my profile, but not here on the comments. Anyone know exactly how long that takes to go into effect?
You need to create a Gravatar for it to show up instead of the periwinkle snowflake thing PK randomly assigned to you. Has nothing to do with your cheezprofile pic.
I keep getting bored with mine.
Yes, if I’m not mistaken, your newest faerie is wearing a different outfit.
The grey one is wearing barely anything, but she doesn’t show up very well. Dump your cookies again.
She looks like she and my mermaid know each other.
Shall I go back to using her?
The purple-y one? Damnit did you change your avatar AGAIN? I like the purple-y one.
Clear your cache, froo
Done. Sessy sessy mermaid
She’s definitely a fav.
I just like my little Captain pin up chick. She’s kinda foxy.
Ok I made one. What do I do now? How do you do that thing where the words are links?
Clear your cache, you should be able to see it.
To embed a link in text follow the instructions in this tutorial.
I see it now. Thanks
I am here to help.
Ok, I give. Who is in the picture?
That’s me. Surprised?…
Trying to embed link now
No.. I just didn’t recognise the person and I thought maybe I was supposed to. Nice to meet you.
The mermaid in the pic – she’s me
Woohoo! You done it.
Yeah but it’s not click-able. Lets try this again
LOL, I didn’t even try to click it. It should look like this:
<a href=”h t t p colonslashslash www dot webaddress dot com”> Text you want people to see </a>
That’s what I did, except I put in the target=”_blank” part also. Twice. Not working. So I’ll try it your way.
Okay, so Lets try
this site
and
this video
NOW I see what I did wrong.
It should be working now
This is coming straight from the tutorial page so if this doesn’t work, I give up.
It works.
Okay that one worked. I guess Firefox just doesn’t like my links.
Let me try one more time. I have to go to bed after this. It’s 1:00 am here in FL.
Now lets try a video
*turns Range Rover around*
-finds BT yugo
-fires 12 gauge shot gun
-yugo leakes gasoline
-takes out sharp metal object to make sparks
-fire races towards motocycle
-yugo explodes
*bitter troll & viking girl are severly injured*
-GANGSTA stands over bodies & thinks
*BT has caused the GANGSTA much trouble, but can be a worthy ally because of his Wolverine powers*
-offers BT a merger of powers
*waits for BT to respond*…..
-sits up all understaker style. leans in and takes Kn0wledges’s noggen in his bitter teeth, crunching biteing evil pain and frothing. gives him a few gut punchs while bitter troll is at it- GRRrrrrr- swallows -
*headless body falls to the grown*
-head in BTs gut
-BT doesn’t know da GANGSTA has a secret weapon
**HEAD EXPLODES INSIDE BT’S STOMACH**
-guts fly everywhere
-da GANGSTA ressurects Jesus-style
-slaps gut and groans-
wow..like bad mexican…whoa…stinky…sorry folks
-notes that jesus style takes 3 days-
As it has always been and shall continue to be until the end of time:
Bet on bitter troll and ye shall win
Bet on GANGSTA and expect nothing but losses.
-lets everyone else out of the trunk – there ya happy now..and a yugo is not a bike, its a tiny tiny car fromt he late 80′s
Actually, bitter, um….DU and I are kind of busy right now. But thanks for the rescue anyway. *closes trunk lid*
you two can do that in the back of bitters backpack dont worry!- throws them inside and scoots to the local notellmotel-
*scrambles out before the trunk closes*
I HAVE TO PEE!
O.o Have you been there all weekend!?
*new and improved Jesus style only takes about an hour since I had to drive home from work*
-sneaks up on troll
-steals axe
-implants axe into trolls head
-troll is incapacitated
-ties up troll and places him inside new UHaul truck
*re-kidnaps everyone including Troll FTW GANGSTA FTFAIL*
Da GANGSTA alwayz winz sonny boi!!! Now pay me mi ransum moniez or none ov u will eva c troll, canuck, DU, eddie, viking gal, HOW, & wow eva again!!!!!
HAHAHA!!
On another note, this was a good LOL. The last few have been pretty funny. Looks like we finally got our funny back! Keep ‘em coming!
Okay, that’s it. I’m not playing anymore if you’re putting those stinky trolls (not Bitter) in here. Either get rid of it Gangsta or I’m opening a can of Canuckian whoop ass on you.
Are you threatening to throw week old stale timbits?
GANGTA alwayz win???
Survery Says ….
X X X
NOT A CHANCE!
Gangsta FAILZ AGAIN! (and every single time after as he/she/it ALWAYS FAILS!)
keep trying Gangsta (even though you’ll be failing continuously!)
LOL
Another stalker moron who cant take a JOKE! Seriously kid, we’re fooling around. This is a LOL site for Christ’s sake! Did you expect us to have deep intellectual conversations about quantum mechanics and philosophical imperialism?!
Even when there ARE serious conversations on this site, we’re at least mature about it and don’t engage in personal attacks and meaningless trolling. And how the fvck can I be an “it”?? I never knew inanimate objects had the intelligence to type.
I find it hilarious you say I “fail”, when you’re posts are what we call the epitome of fail on this site. Now do do the entire planet a favor, go take 50 Tylenol pills, wash it down with a liter of anti freeze, then jump off a 12 story building.
Utter Fail Gangsta
you ain’t funny and you’re worse than a troll (no offense to you bitter)
Do the world a favor and go play in traffic. We’d all be better off without you.
*sigh*
Lets get a few things straight here.
1.) A troll is random person who simply attacks people personally without meaning, substance, or regard.
2.) I never stated a personal attack on anyone. I even stopped the game to post a serious comment. And I’ve posted serious comments on other threads as well if you bothered to LOOK.
3.) What I did is called a “running gag game”. NO ONE is bothered by what I’m doing (except people like yourself who suck all the fun out it). People even JOINED IN on this. This isn’t anything new. There have been sexual reference running gags that went on for 5-6 threads!
4.) Why this of such importance to you? If I’m worse than a troll, why didn’t you just do what you usually should do with trolls and IGNORE me? The other posters who decided not to play along simply commented on the thread.
5.) I was planning to end the gag anyway. It’s gone on long enough. I only started it because I was bored at work and I like to make fun at wannabe’s. I can’t believe you people took this seriously. It’s a LOL site. Jesus, Mary, & Joseph the internet sure is filled with tubes.
So that’s it guys. Everyone out the trunk. The grumpy old trolls cant gag on a LOL site.
But dude….we were just gonna have the Asgard Invasion and I called all my buddies and we were gonna have a freaking EPIC BATTLE. Don’t bum a Thunder God out! *SO upset he goes out of character*
Shall I smite the care troll with lightning? Then can we play?
*walks away dragging hammer behind him*
Aww maannnn……………………..
Seriously. I thought this was Valhalla! Fight all day, party all night. Or get stuck in a trunk and party all day…either one.
@Brak
Yeah, the grumpy trolls took me completely out of character also. That battle was going to be epic. You had BUGS! I was going to call the Trix Rabbit!
But maybe another time, another battle ground…
All thr bas will blong to us.
you said fail on the internet, your clearly very witty and original.
whomever
warth? Oh No! Look out everyone!
It’s the WARTH!
lol glad someone else noticed that… “thwow him to the gwound, Centuwion, vewy wuffly”
Okay, this one made me chuckle. B+ for effort, as far as I’m concerned.
That’s just mean. The “solid B+” should be reserved for “people” like EWAdams.
Well, I wanted to give it an A, but thought I would be accused of “just being nice because I was a Canuck”.
it amused bitter troll. whom ever wrote this, know you made bitter troll laugh.
you get a gold star
*to whom* are you sending your salacious rear end loven reply?
*to whom* are you referring?
bitter troll is like santa claus. always invadeing someone else to leave a present, always the giver never the getter…and stealz yur cookies
hmm, double fudge chunk
That’s a funny picture. I posted that picture to my brother’s MySpace once just to piss him off.
Takei.
-chuck heston runs onto the scene-
EWAdams is “PEOPLE”!!!!!!!
Nope, no, not gonna happen, nope not possible.
This has gotten way out of hand.
Does that mean we can eat EWAdams?
And die of some as-yet-undiscovered prion disease that turns you into a drooling asshat? No thanks.
Do you become the drooling asshat before or after death though? That’s the deal breaker for me. I refuse to be a zombie if I can’t also be a drooling asshat.
All zombies are drooling asshats by default. You’re fine.
Thanks be to the gods.
Heh… zombie troll:
BRAAAAAINS
CIIIIIITE
*noms on Dhoti’s brains*
*drools*
Oops.. My bads..
It’s all right, dear. It’s just what zombies do.
*pats Charro on her zombie head…wipes nasty zombie bits off hand…forgot about that*
*purrs and nuzzles Brak* I wuvs you.
Teach me the way, o sweet eater of brains.
*searchers for a place to fondle where nothing will fall off*
Leave EWAdams alone! leave him alone!!!!
*smudges mascara*
sniff
poor poor GANGSTA, EPIC FAIL yet again.
LOLZ
GANGSTA …. LOLZ what a pathetic wanna be
To whom, trolly troll, are you referring?
Oh, look! Knowledge has his own little stalker troll! They’re so cute when they’re young.
They are, but you have to kill them now, unfortunately. Before they have a chance to breed. HOW, can you come and clean the gene pool?
Awww isn’t that cute?
My own little stalker! Another moron who can’t see through satire and play along with the joke! Do you want me to include you in the game little man? Okay here we go!
-Da GANGSTA finds GANGSTA Declared playing in Cotton Candy Fields in Muchkinland
-G-Declared is having a fit because his lollipop weren’t as sweet or as lolly as Rolie Polie Olie’s
“waaaaaahhhhhh”
-Da GANGSTA decides to shower Cotton Candy fields with sweet lollies for everyone!
*little does G-Declared knows, his lollipop is filled with nitro-glycerin and once it comes in contact with trolly mctrollsome stomach acid it explodes*
-GANGSTA Declared is dead
-Takes HOW out the trunk to clean up the Gene Pool
Happy now, trolly troll?
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Do you like gladiator movies?
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Is it full of turkish delight?
Oh, troll. Poor, poor troll. I am laughing out loud with a “Z” right now, even. Bless your heart, you can’t even capatalize.
EEP! I meant that comment to show up ther! I’m still getting the hang of these new fangled “reply” tools. Young whippersnappers who invented them! Gosh darn you kids! But that post was at “GANGSTA Declared EPIC FAIL” at the top of the thread. Thank you for your time.
You replied correctly. Follow the nesting.
We know, Clever. No need to panic.
I liked the one in the alternate captions about when will the teleprompter be fixed. Also, the one about the debt ceiling being raised was good to. This one, meh.
Really? I thought it was clever. Not ROFLMAO funny, but good for a chuckle. It has Obama, but it’s not hero worship either. It’s just silly.
I’m from outside the States, can someone please explain to me where all these private-looking-kind-of-inofficial-off-the-record pictures of Obama come from? I mean who takes them and why and why does Obama always have someone with him when he obviously tries to have a quiet moment there? Is that some kind of PR stunt?
cause people with camera’s stalk people for photos, fun and profit, its how we keep getting pics of lohans nipples and crotch before she was 18, and those lovely pics of paris hilton we are always looking forward too.
Where are these Lohan pics you speak of? I need them for.. Research. Yeah.
You haven’t seen nude Lindsay Lohan pics? Dude, even Pope Benedict has those.
Well, don’t be rude then Rando, just gimme!!!!
Ive heard if you drop some drugs her way… teh secks is soon to follow.
I think I remember this photo from back during the campaign. My guess is that Obama has been taking a break in a hotel stairwell, and the people with him are either bodyguards, or campaign staff coming to tell him he has X minutes until showtime.
Most US Presidential campaigns have an official photographer, and the Obama campaign’s photog took a lot of candid shots that were later released to the press. So yes, if this is what I think it was, the picture was a publicity thing, but done with the candidate’s consent.
bump
I just uploaded a profile picture. When you see it, two words son:
EPIC FAIL
Derp derp derp I’m a stoopid troll and what I say matters hurk hurk.
My very own very first ordinal post!
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Yanka Maur (Belarusian: Я́нка Маўр; Latvian: Janka Maurs; Russian: Я́нка Мавр; Yanka Mavr), (May 11, 1883 – August 3, 1971) was a famous Belarusian writer. Yanka Maur was actually his pseudonym, while his real name was Ivan Mikhailavich Fiodarau (Belarusian: Іва́н Міха́йлавіч Фёдараў). His son, Fiodar Fiodaraŭ, was a famous Belarusian physicist.
He was born in Liepāja, Courland and grew up in the Belarusian village Lebianishki, which is now in Lithuania. He graduated from vocational school in Kouna, then entered a pedagogical school in 1899, but was thrown out for being a member of an underground revolutionary club. Nevertheless in 1903 he successfully passed all the exams as a non-resident student and became a high school teacher. In 1906 took part in the underground meeting of the Belarusian teachers, organized by the famous Belarusian writer Yakub Kolas. After that he was arrested and could not work as a teacher anymore. He could teach again only in 1911, becoming a geography and history teacher in a private school in Minsk.
He was working in many different literary genres: satirical, historical, literature for kids. He is credited with starting the science fiction tradition in the modern Belarusian literature.
His biggest novel is Amok, but his best-selling and perhaps most known book was Palesse Robinsons. Besides writing, he also translated stories into Belarusian from many foreign authors, including Jules Verne, Victor Hugo, Anton Chekhov, Mark Twain, and others.
Well, you certainly get an “A” for effort.. But Ordinal Posts are for the retards screaming the “F” word.
Do I have to be punished now?
No no, not unless you want to be punished.
It wasn’t a troll anyway.. It was mockery of the above trolls trolling knowledge. Check out the avatar for the troll if you don’t believe me..
Oh. Haha I didn’t even notice that. My sincerest apologies. I guess I kind of have to enslave myself to you for the next wee while to repay it!
This has potential indeed.. *tents fingers*
Excellent.
Fjords?
Fantas?
Fascists?
Fiscaraldo!
Freya!
And a so-sauge Mcbiscuit.
But can you get it after 10am?
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thanks
I’m going to try to link again. Lets see if this works.
Hmmmm… Try this. Copy and paste the web address in between the “” . So it’s like this:
<a href=”copy/pasted web address”> Text you want people to see </a>
That’s not how President Clinton “playe Hide-and-Seek with the girls” if you know what I mean….
WTF? I go away for a couple of days, and when I come back, we have actual funnies!
*Debates the idea of becoming a semi-permanent lurker*
*looks around quickly*
Huh? I coulda sworn…
I likes your picture Mina. Wanders away wistfully.
PK ate my post…
Anyway, Yay! A funny!
Oh, that was yours?
*urp*
sorry, that was me, actually. I hadn’t had dinner yet.
Did you at least enjoy it? Savor the comment? It was quite tasty.
Not bad, could have used a little acid. Maybe lemon juice. But overall well done.
^^^^
Your post was regurgitated!
Damn and Aremis said it wasn’t bad. Oh well… Maybe cause I put a link in there? IDK, whatever. I haven’t had enough to drink to care about it.
It seems kind of self defeating for a cheezburger network site to moderate a website for the cheezburger network.
Hey, this one was actually funny! (Of course, a lot of people won’t like it because it’s Obama and not making fun of him, but having played hide and seek with kids, I thought it was great.)
I was never very good at hide and seek, I hid to well and they eventually gave up :/
But it is a cute LOL.
When my son was little (4-5 years old), his cat did not understand the concept of hide and seek. He would sit and stare at wherever my son was hiding.
My son got really mad at him.
Perhaps the cat did understand and was just really good at it?
Fun!!! Can I borrow the cat, when my BF’s nephew gets old enough?
Unfortunately, we had to put that cat down about three years ago. My son now has a very grumpy older cat who probably thinks he’s above such things.
Maybe the kitty will be reincarnated in another cat? All good kitties deserve a few rounds in nice homes!
He was replaced by the grumpy Blackie (who is really quite a good kitty) and the neurotic Brucie, who is on psych drugs. Blackie does sleep with the boy just as the previous cat did (whose name was, oddly enough, also Blackie although we called him Big Cat).
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIST!!!!!!!!!!11
Um…they’re ALL black. So which one is being racist? *confused* Hey! Give me back my chocolate! I’ll sic the teenager on you!
*points down*
You mean like that guy?
Ooh, now there are two of them.
Ah the Obama-Flamers. Can’t spell. Can’t punctuate. Can’t be moved to so much as a chuckle. Poor. Humourless. B@st@rds.
It’s ok. You can say it. Bastards.
Yes, but I like to use the two ‘@’ signs cos they kind of remind me of boobies. Boobies FTW.
Just like the rest of his disiples he loves to hide everything regaurdless of a promise of being open
he wants to be alone to think how to conquer the world,
“Daaaaaaad, you’re cheating!”
“Am not, it’s my house right?”
“… kay…”
Mr. President. Please actually do your job instead of jerking off so much, taking more vacation in one year than Bush did in 2, quit screwing the tax payers of this country….ah fuggit. Just quit everything. You’ve screwed this country up enough.
crawl back under your rock or learn how to do some simple research — bush jr had spent 96 days (yes, ninety-six!) days on vacation from the day he took the oath of office until 9/11. obama has taken 26 (count them – twenty-six!) days in his first year… now lets do some math: it’s 235 days from 20 jan to 11 sept, of that he was playing 96 days or 1 day every 2.44 days. now compare that to the math on obama: from 20 jan 2009 to 20 jan 2010 is 365 days with 26 days playing, or 1 day every 14.038 days. even if bush didn’t take another single day off (which we know he did, but for simple comparison we’ll ignore those days) at 96 days playtime in 365 days that’s still one play day every 3.802 days…. get your azz some edumication, it does’t hurt and just might come in handy
source: {http://factcheck.org/2010/01/president-obamas-vacation-days/}
But the edumcating hurts my brain follicles!
A side note which I’ve said before (and will say again, I’m sure):
Working vacations are not vacations.
That is all.
Hrm, an interesting question, do these ‘vacations’ the presidents take include weekends? Or do they usually work straight through most weekends? Or are weekends not counted against vacation totals?
I rather doubt that the president is ever really on vacation or even off work as normal people understand the concept.
That’s my point, Mabs. It doesn’t matter where you are or what you’re doing, you’re always on call when you’re president.
Now, granted, it didn’t look great when Obama took three days to address the nation after the Fruit of the Kaboom Bomber did his thing, but I’m sure that he was well-briefed (hur hur hur) and kept abreast of the situation as it unfolded. Him stroking our collective concious to make us feel better isn’t the highest priority.
I think what Obama supporters found offensive was that none of the pundits who whined about that whined when Bush took even longer to address the nation after the shoe bomber. Oh, and then in the same week that he made that address about the underwear bomber I heard one pundit whining about how often Obama was addressing the nation.
The important thing is, as you said, that the president knows what’s going on. I think the American public are just news junkies (for junk food news, not real news). Way too much, OMG, the sky is falling.
I’m of the opinion that when it comes to matters of national security, I’m perfectly happy residing in my little bubble of denial, safe in the fact that I don’t really know exactly how dangerous it is out there. I think if we knew exactly how many threats to our national security the White House and other intelligence organizations has to slog through every day, none of us would ever leave the house. I’m not stupid. I know that our enemies watch CNN too. The less we have on the news about things like that, the better it is for all of us. It keeps the masses from freaking out, and it keeps our enemies from getting the publicity they want so desperately.
As far as Obama being on TV too much…..well, I’m doing my best to look at it as non-partisan as possible, but I’m already getting sick of looking at him. Shut the hell up already and DO something. I really don’t care what at this point. But for the love of God and everything holy, you’re talking me to death!! Look! My donkey is missing its leg and everything!!!!
I dunno froo stroking my collective consciousness is a pretty high priority to me
Exactly how many make up this ‘collective’ of yours?
They have drugs for that now, you know.
Come here, Max. Let me stroke your consciousness
Wow dude, she just said she knew that wasn’t what was going on in your brain.
Your comment could be interpreted either way – you don’t need to snap at people for being unable to decipher your meaning on an internet forum.
my mind is very happy in the gutter you snipe
here charro, close your eyes while i hose the pox off! (nice wet t-shirt ;D) )
ok, lets dissect your comment:
clinton played hide-n-seek (hide the cigar) with an adult intern
obama is playing hide-n-seek (childhood game) with his children
you refer to both sets of females as girls, one is an appropriate term used with an appropriate game title, the other is a synonym for an adulterous relationship.
therefore, regardless of where my mind resides, the conclusion that typically would be drawn between the two is exactly the same as in my previous comment. don’t get huffy because your comparisons can be taken other than how you expect.
How dare you question his froth! How dare you, charro!!! A pox on you!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! *flails*
getitoffgetitoffgetitoffgetitoffgetitoffgetitoffgetitoffgetitoff
*waves fist*
FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
*giggles and jiggles in her wet t-shirt*
Whoops! *giggles*
ASCII BOOBIES PRN FTW W00t.
*sidles over and ‘accidentally’ brushes past oɹɹɐɥɔ ‘s B(o)(o)bs*
My t-shirt is still wet from when Bad Fairie sprayed me with the hose earlier.
( . Y . ) ?
*fondles DU*
Is it a bit nipply in here, DU?
speaking of nipply:
{http://www.theonion.com/content/node/100004}
( ʊ Y ʊ )
Is that better?
Ah, you’ve warmed up again!
I used to have my nipples pierced. Had to take out the jewelry. It was a sad sad day for my nipples.
Have to agree with you, BF — my immediate response was an “Ew!” Of course that’s just our fault for not brushing up on our mind reading skills!
You fools! Don’t you know that mind reading is an integral part of any internet forum?! INTEGRAL!!!!!!!!!11
Ooooooo…are we talking about math now? Yay!
INTEGER!!!!!!!!11
i
Please don’t tell me that’s an imaginary number. I cried when I learned there are imaginary numbers. I mean that literally too. Cried.
*grins* THE imaginary number. But it’s only imaginary to non-mathematicians. We pet it and feed it and love it muchly.
I would offer you Reese’s to console you, but SOMEONE stole them!
Aren’t all numbers imaginary? If I have five Reeses and eat them (which I wouldn’t, I like my PB on toast and only on toast) where did the number five go? Exactly, it wasn’t there in the first place, it was purely imaginary. (Only saying this to cheer up Charro)
Petting and feeding something muchly does not make it real. It just makes you insane.
*noms stolen Reese’s*
And thanks keithy
Actually, keithy’s argument is quite valid, but probably would be accepted by more mathematicians than non-mathematicians.
But i is the best and gets all the best noms. *steals back Reese’s and feed them to i*
*steals i and eats it* Mmmm, tastes just like Reeses, and it’s fat free!
It is a catchy little number!
*cries* But what if I need to do complex analysis? *goes to find another pet i*
mabsba, my pet i just had a litter. Would you like one? I know you would take good care of it!
*jumps up and down* Thank you, thank you, thank you! Can I have the black one so it will match our kitties?
My fellow geekette can have the pick of the litter. Of course they do have a tendency to hide…
*eats the litter of i’s* Mmmmm… delicious.
*eats extraneous apostrophe* Mmmmm.. math and punctuations are good…
*rescues the is that hid from Charro* Yay! They’re such good little hiders! *puts them in gun box so they can defend themselves*