Comments on: Mr President, I don’t mean to be forward…

By: froofrou the fierce

froofrou the fierce — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 06:05:12 +0000

Come here, Max. Let me stroke your consciousness

By: froofrou the fierce

froofrou the fierce — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 06:03:59 +0000

I’m of the opinion that when it comes to matters of national security, I’m perfectly happy residing in my little bubble of denial, safe in the fact that I don’t really know exactly how dangerous it is out there. I think if we knew exactly how many threats to our national security the White House and other intelligence organizations has to slog through every day, none of us would ever leave the house. I’m not stupid. I know that our enemies watch CNN too. The less we have on the news about things like that, the better it is for all of us. It keeps the masses from freaking out, and it keeps our enemies from getting the publicity they want so desperately.

As far as Obama being on TV too much…..well, I’m doing my best to look at it as non-partisan as possible, but I’m already getting sick of looking at him. Shut the hell up already and DO something. I really don’t care what at this point. But for the love of God and everything holy, you’re talking me to death!! Look! My donkey is missing its leg and everything!!!!

By: mabsba

mabsba — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 06:00:21 +0000

Exactly how many make up this ‘collective’ of yours?

They have drugs for that now, you know.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer Beatlist Pope John Paul George Ringo the First

Maxwell Silverhammer Beatlist Pope John Paul George Ringo the First — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 05:58:38 +0000

I dunno froo stroking my collective consciousness is a pretty high priority to me

By: mabsba

mabsba — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 05:58:26 +0000

I think what Obama supporters found offensive was that none of the pundits who whined about that whined when Bush took even longer to address the nation after the shoe bomber. Oh, and then in the same week that he made that address about the underwear bomber I heard one pundit whining about how often Obama was addressing the nation.

The important thing is, as you said, that the president knows what’s going on. I think the American public are just news junkies (for junk food news, not real news). Way too much, OMG, the sky is falling.

By: froofrou the fierce

froofrou the fierce — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 05:52:37 +0000

That’s my point, Mabs. It doesn’t matter where you are or what you’re doing, you’re always on call when you’re president.

Now, granted, it didn’t look great when Obama took three days to address the nation after the Fruit of the Kaboom Bomber did his thing, but I’m sure that he was well-briefed (hur hur hur) and kept abreast of the situation as it unfolded. Him stroking our collective concious to make us feel better isn’t the highest priority.

By: mabsba

mabsba — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 05:45:39 +0000

I rather doubt that the president is ever really on vacation or even off work as normal people understand the concept.

By: Default User

Default User — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 05:43:36 +0000

Hrm, an interesting question, do these ‘vacations’ the presidents take include weekends? Or do they usually work straight through most weekends? Or are weekends not counted against vacation totals?

By: froofrou the fierce

froofrou the fierce — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 05:37:03 +0000

A side note which I’ve said before (and will say again, I’m sure):

Working vacations are not vacations.

That is all.

By: Default User

Default User — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 05:30:27 +0000

But the edumcating hurts my brain follicles!

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 04:51:40 +0000

crawl back under your rock or learn how to do some simple research — bush jr had spent 96 days (yes, ninety-six!) days on vacation from the day he took the oath of office until 9/11. obama has taken 26 (count them – twenty-six!) days in his first year… now lets do some math: it’s 235 days from 20 jan to 11 sept, of that he was playing 96 days or 1 day every 2.44 days. now compare that to the math on obama: from 20 jan 2009 to 20 jan 2010 is 365 days with 26 days playing, or 1 day every 14.038 days. even if bush didn’t take another single day off (which we know he did, but for simple comparison we’ll ignore those days) at 96 days playtime in 365 days that’s still one play day every 3.802 days…. get your azz some edumication, it does’t hurt and just might come in handy

source: {http://factcheck.org/2010/01/president-obamas-vacation-days/}

By: Poncho

Poncho — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 15:33:28 +0000

Mr. President. Please actually do your job instead of jerking off so much, taking more vacation in one year than Bush did in 2, quit screwing the tax payers of this country….ah fuggit. Just quit everything. You’ve screwed this country up enough.

By: Default User

Default User — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 23:31:04 +0000

O.o Have you been there all weekend!?

By: bitter wino

bitter wino — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 22:20:28 +0000

I likes your picture Mina. Wanders away wistfully.

By: brak the zombie in training

brak the zombie in training — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 22:06:58 +0000

*looks around quickly*
Huh? I coulda sworn…

By: brak the zombie in training

brak the zombie in training — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 22:05:08 +0000

Teach me the way, o sweet eater of brains.
*searchers for a place to fondle where nothing will fall off*

By: Captain Wow the Ambassador of Awesome

Captain Wow the Ambassador of Awesome — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 17:18:34 +0000

*scrambles out before the trunk closes*
I HAVE TO PEE!

By: Captain Wow the Ambassador of Awesome

Captain Wow the Ambassador of Awesome — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 17:13:39 +0000

I just like my little Captain pin up chick. She’s kinda foxy.

By: Default User

Default User — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 09:55:43 +0000

But can you get it after 10am?

By: Maxwell Silverhammer is VERY Jewish

Maxwell Silverhammer is VERY Jewish — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 09:51:57 +0000

And a so-sauge Mcbiscuit.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer is VERY Jewish

Maxwell Silverhammer is VERY Jewish — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 09:51:16 +0000

Ive heard if you drop some drugs her way… teh secks is soon to follow.

By: mabsba

mabsba — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 20:19:41 +0000

*rescues the is that hid from Charro* Yay! They're such good little hiders! *puts them in gun box so they can defend themselves*

By: charro

charro — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 19:48:18 +0000

I used to have my nipples pierced. Had to take out the jewelry. It was a sad sad day for my nipples.

By: ǝıqɯoz ǝɥʇ oɹɹɐɥɔ

ǝıqɯoz ǝɥʇ oɹɹɐɥɔ — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 19:44:26 +0000

*purrs and nuzzles Brak* I wuvs you.

By: charro

charro — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 19:42:57 +0000

*eats extraneous apostrophe* Mmmmm.. math and punctuations are good…

By: charro

charro — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 19:42:22 +0000

*eats the litter of i’s* Mmmmm… delicious.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 19:09:05 +0000

My fellow geekette can have the pick of the litter. Of course they do have a tendency to hide…

By: mabsba

mabsba — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 19:05:14 +0000

*jumps up and down* Thank you, thank you, thank you! Can I have the black one so it will match our kitties?

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 19:01:22 +0000

Ah, you’ve warmed up again!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 18:59:46 +0000

mabsba, my pet i just had a litter. Would you like one? I know you would take good care of it!

By: mabsba

mabsba — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 18:48:46 +0000

*cries* But what if I need to do complex analysis? *goes to find another pet i*

By: Brak the Zappaist sadly puts away hammer and reverts to normal drab self

Brak the Zappaist sadly puts away hammer and reverts to normal drab self — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 18:37:35 +0000

It is a catchy little number!

By: Brak the Zappaist sadly puts away hammer and reverts to normal drab self

Brak the Zappaist sadly puts away hammer and reverts to normal drab self — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 18:35:38 +0000

It’s all right, dear. It’s just what zombies do.
*pats Charro on her zombie head…wipes nasty zombie bits off hand…forgot about that*

By: Default User

Default User — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 08:25:33 +0000

( ʊ Y ʊ )

Is that better?

By: Default User

Default User — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 08:17:13 +0000

*steals i and eats it* Mmmm, tastes just like Reeses, and it's fat free!

By: mabsba

mabsba — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 04:22:03 +0000

Actually, keithy’s argument is quite valid, but probably would be accepted by more mathematicians than non-mathematicians.
But i is the best and gets all the best noms. *steals back Reese’s and feed them to i*

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 03:00:43 +0000

speaking of nipply:

{http://www.theonion.com/content/node/100004}

By: oɹɹɐɥɔ

oɹɹɐɥɔ — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 02:52:33 +0000

Petting and feeding something muchly does not make it real. It just makes you insane.

*noms stolen Reese’s*

And thanks keithy

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 02:37:21 +0000

Aren’t all numbers imaginary? If I have five Reeses and eat them (which I wouldn’t, I like my PB on toast and only on toast) where did the number five go? Exactly, it wasn’t there in the first place, it was purely imaginary. (Only saying this to cheer up Charro)

By: mabsba

mabsba — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 02:12:23 +0000

*grins* THE imaginary number. But it’s only imaginary to non-mathematicians. We pet it and feed it and love it muchly.

I would offer you Reese’s to console you, but SOMEONE stole them!

By: oɹɹɐɥɔ

oɹɹɐɥɔ — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 02:10:10 +0000

Please don’t tell me that’s an imaginary number. I cried when I learned there are imaginary numbers. I mean that literally too. Cried.

By: oɹɹɐɥɔ

oɹɹɐɥɔ — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 02:08:58 +0000

It seems kind of self defeating for a cheezburger network site to moderate a website for the cheezburger network.

By: mabsba

mabsba — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 01:59:32 +0000

By: Mina

Mina — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 01:57:27 +0000

Damn and Aremis said it wasn’t bad. Oh well… Maybe cause I put a link in there? IDK, whatever. I haven’t had enough to drink to care about it.

By: oɹɹɐɥɔ

oɹɹɐɥɔ — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 01:56:47 +0000

INTEGER!!!!!!!!11

By: mabsba

mabsba — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 01:49:55 +0000

Ooooooo…are we talking about math now? Yay!

By: oɹɹɐɥɔ

oɹɹɐɥɔ — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 01:48:43 +0000

You fools! Don't you know that mind reading is an integral part of any internet forum?! INTEGRAL!!!!!!!!!11

By: mabsba

mabsba — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 01:37:08 +0000

Have to agree with you, BF — my immediate response was an “Ew!” Of course that’s just our fault for not brushing up on our mind reading skills!

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 01:25:49 +0000

ok, lets dissect your comment:
clinton played hide-n-seek (hide the cigar) with an adult intern
obama is playing hide-n-seek (childhood game) with his children
you refer to both sets of females as girls, one is an appropriate term used with an appropriate game title, the other is a synonym for an adulterous relationship.
therefore, regardless of where my mind resides, the conclusion that typically would be drawn between the two is exactly the same as in my previous comment. don’t get huffy because your comparisons can be taken other than how you expect.

By: Kirby the Cow

Kirby the Cow — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 23:59:07 +0000

“Daaaaaaad, you’re cheating!”
“Am not, it’s my house right?”
“… kay…”