
I’m playing the world’s saddest song On the world’s smallest violin just for you.
(Nicolas Sarkozy)
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I’m playing the world’s saddest song On the world’s smallest violin just for you.
(Nicolas Sarkozy)
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: RoboZomB via Our LOL Builder
There he is, being a flying a$$hole again!
Assholes fly? So much for singin in the rain! Now go bake some more pot cookies and get back in my trunk.
Per request from Nebton, I have to go kill cgray.
I like that request! Go do it!
He is French you know…
Who, factory? Or Sarkozy? My comment was about Sarkozy’s gesture, and his ego…
*smacks factory on the nose with rolled up newspaper*
Bad factory! Now git!
Wait Charro, before we do violence, we need to ask factory what kind of pack flies? I know flocks that fly, swarms that fly, I know a gaggle that flies, but I don’t know of any type of pack that flies.
Trolls? Like the flying monkeys from Oz.
That’s totolly silly.
He’ll tin man hide if you do that again.
You’re lion!
Popiiieeeeeesssss……….popiiiiieeeessss will make you sleep……
Slipper in to bed now, and don’t let the bed bugs bit!
Shoes for industry, compadre.
I somehow doubt factory really has anything intelligent to add.
Oops..
*snerk*
I’ve seen a house fly…
Yes, but have you ever seen an elephant fly?
It’s just a little airborn, it’s still good it’s still good!
*rides down the block*
-finds an empty unfunny factory
-fires bazooka
-factory crumbles to the ground
*the factory is dead*
Anybody else have an “opinion”?
Yes. Nice job.
I’m back
*smacks factory in nose again*
I told you to git!
Dammit
XD funny.
The French Government shall ban this site along with 3000 innocent strangers for such disrespect to our beloved dict– leader.
I would still fvck his wife senseless. Twice.
And again in the morning…
As long as she didn’t play any of her “music”.
the computer book marked those, not steve! steve has no interest in looking at that stuff, two well muscled mocha skined gents nude and rolling around in the sand.
i thought he begging for getting buttseks in his here visualize hole.
Why is the rum gone?
Last time I checked the cabinet there were three bottles.
Something fishy is going on here …
*sharpens filet knife* I wonder what fish soaked in rum tastes like. And would you broil, bake or bbq that?
I believe you’d Broil that over a BBQ pit with baking soda.
No! First you q the music (bb king), get baked, take a shot of rum, and become embroiled in a rumsfish roast!
But the rums gone. *lights pipe* I’ll just get baked.
Best. Idea. Evah.
*passes the pipe* There you go HOW *cough cough*
*takes pipe fills it with Mt Kona North Slope trip Weed*
Let the party begin!!!!
Weed better get Jane over here.
bitter troll takes a day off and suddenly its that 70′s show here?
Apparently it is That 70′s Show since Red called me a dumbass.
Red is trying to figure out how to put both feet up your ass without tripping.
Don’t you have a 12 year old son!? And you’re sitting on the internet getting high? What kind of example are you? ……What? ….Oh, you stole his stash so he wouldn’t become a stoner and turn to a life of crime and drugs? Then didn’t know how to get rid of it? Well, I suppose sharing it with those you care about is a good way to get rid of it. ;D
What kind of a mom do you take me for, DU? Of course I’m not sitting at home smoking my son’s stash (of course it’s his
). I’m at work!
Uh-oh, isn’t that your boss around the corner? Hide the stash! Hide it!
bb queue?
Nebulous distinction.
no, wtfbbq
I’d bake it, wrapped in banana leaves with some nice chilies, in a BBQ pit.
Okay, now I’m hungry!
I’ve got steak… **wink wink**
Mmmmm…..tube steak
Need worchestire sauce?
Never been a big fan. Got any bernaise (sp?)?
nah just A-1……
Start with a spicy rub.
Sigh….your loss. I’m told I’m very good at eating……steak.
@pitty: ooh, that might work.
Sounds like it’s working already …
I see a (sp?)! Woohoo, a chance to be a know-it-all! ;p
Béarnaise sauce (or sauce béarnaise, s’il vous plaît).
(And the “wosster” sauce would be spelled Worcestershire sauce.
)
*Bows to Danbala and her woohoo moment* Thanks for the spelling lesson. I love the stuff, but can’t spell it.
Now I’m piping mad!!!!!! My blood is broiling with your lack of broil pun. :-p
Eh don’t be a broil pain in the ass
Sorry, don’t rake me over the coals.
Yah be nice. HOW’s just the grill-next-door type!
Huh-huh-habachi!!! All that pepper really getting to me…
I sauce what you did there.
Fork me, this punrun’s beyond my abilities.
Don’t put all your sauce in one brisket.
It’s getting dark. You better head in before it’s really knife.
The chickens come home to roast.
It’s good to keep abreast of things.
No need to go off half-co(o)cked.
Ah…I’m gonna go out and thigh one on tonite. You coming?
Well it’s my chapatti and I’ll cry if I want to.
Vindaloo – oh wait, that’s just a song title!
Blowing invisible smoke rings with an invisible joint?
Yes! But a moi, it looks like he’s blowing something else al together.
But ooh la la that pénis is tres tres longe!
And skinny!
But even Ben Bernanke says it’s too big to fail.
Bulbous. Also tapered.
All I can think of right now is…
hahah!!! OMGINGLES
Thatz Of Spongebob….Ih Luff Spongebob….
Im Wachin It Now On Nick!
Dont Mock My Spelling Yuh Mockersh…..
I can’t properly mock what I don’t understand..
Well, it’s slurring so it may be drunk…but that’s about all I could tell you.
Teehee….
Yurh Funny….Some Person…Ish It…Charro? Or..Ih Dunno…
L0L xD
Btw-LUFF Means Love And..Yahh.
Ih Can SMS Write An Yuh CANT!!!
I’m not so sure that I want to “SMS Write”.. If that’s what it looks like..
I prefer coherency in my ramblings.
He just copied this off spongebob.
That particular phrase (world’s smallest violin and world’s saddest song) has been around for MUCH longer than Spongebob.. Ya ijit.
Yep!! I remember this from the 70s. And it’s probably been around even longer than that!!
But…um…they had Spongebob in the 70′s? Yeah! He was even around in Ancient Rome!
he not crying he will put his thong in next
The world’s saddest song on the world’s smallest violin played by the world’s smallest president.
Plz plz, do more caption of him, the world must know my president is an ass!!
I agree with you. There is a whole book to write about him !
toi, tu vas avoir des problèmes
Lulz I love spongebob
Lulz, I love it when people don’t get cultural references.