Only way….. to be safe from your crazy ex
(Bruce McCandless II)
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Unless she’s an astronaut too!
Of course, the astronaut could be a woman who’s escaping from her crazy ex.
All crazy astronauts that I’m aware of are women. Of course that list boils down to: Lisa Nowak.
You could say she was a “space case.”
*dodges rotten tomatoes*
That was my first thought too! Diaper wearing loon!
And possibly the only way to be safe from da GANGSTA!!!!
Meanwhile s/he’s in your house cutting up your suits.
In space, no one can hear you ‘asplode…
No, no, no, you can’t have asplosions in space because the fire requires owygen, which doesn’t exist in the vacuum of space! You don’t asplode, you just sort of slowly disintegrate.
I could find my ex there.
Not true. My ex is an alien. We had a wonderful night with wine and an anal probe.
Anal probe on night one? Slutty!
She laid her eggs in my chest on the second date.
OMG, You are sooo easy!!
Do your gene pool duties include alien-human hybrids?
But, but…THEY’RE PEOPLE!!
Watch the shouts of “people” unless you want a Charles Heston sound a like to come out….
That was my whole intention.
Actually, Care Troll…it sounds like she may have given you crabs.
Damn didn’t realize I forgot to clear the cache on this PC.
That’s it, I knew your name was wrong!
Naw, dude, she’ll find you anyway….
They always do….
Am I the only one thinking Bones from Star Trek?
*runs and hides*
My first thought, too: his crazy ex took EVERYTHING, even the planet…
“It kinda makes you wanna…”
“…break into song?”
This is Captain Wow to Ground Control!!!!
I’m stepping through the door!
And I’m floating in the most peculiar way!
*texts Capt Wow*
Ground Control to Capt Wow
Your circuit’s dead,
there’s something wrong
Can you hear me, Capt Wow?
It could be that she has a very sharp lawyer and a restraining order that says he has to stay at least 25,000 miles away.
If his girlfriend is bent on tracking him down, I sure hope she’s got enough diapers for the road trip…
Boom de yadda, boom de yadda.
GMTA!
Hopefully the ex isn’t in charge of the airlock controls
Just an aside – I recently took the kiddos to the Nixon library to see the giant lego city with 20 trains and they happen to have a period space suit at an exibit there. For the first time I found myself doubting man actually went to space back then. Granted the suit is 30-some years old now, but it didn’t look very convincing as far as air-tightness and whatnot. I was torn between not wanting to feel like a conspiracy theory nut and not believing that suit would proect a man from certan death.
I suspect that alot of the rubber has rotted by now, rubber tends to have an expiration date when it comes to air tightness.
just wait till you get down, she’ll drive for hours straight wearing a diaper.
no one can hear u scream in space…… unless ur a PMSing women
excuse me, this is my ancestor… and the reason my last name is spelt differently is because my great grandfather changed it… i have a lot of Bruce’s patches from being in space. This is really cool! I was actually looking up Bruce and found this. Amazing!
My Great something grandfather is famous on punditkitchen!!