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Funnier without the caption. Sometimes less is more….
Well, certainly better without the sub-title.
Yep. This picture is funny on it’s own merit!
I find that this is the case for most pictures that make it to the front page.
Agreed, sometimes less is more.
Especially when it comes to lingerie!
And acceptance speaches.
And spelling errors.
Whoops…
Yes b/c spelling errors quates to person being total dumba$$ and not knowing what they’re talking about.
Right.
Chill. ‘Twas jest.
C’est d’accord!
I could swear I feel someone staring at me…but I see no one. Hmmmmm…
*taps Brak on the shoulder* *Disappears*
YOW!
*walks away backwards muttering to self*
mumblemumblewutthehellmumblegonnacallacopmumblegettinwierdaroundheremumble…………………..
Maybe you’re stalking yourself??
No, I’m in the hands of an expert.
*hands UV a business card*
Mina- professional stalker. Yes, the card is correct, I do in fact work for alcohol.
Well I work for Jelly Beans (Normally Jelly Bellies if I can get them. A lesser UK Variety if I can’t)
Jelly Bellies are well worth working for. I can’t eat regulr jelly beans any more.
Naked you’re new here. Most the oldies understand my spelling and grammar are horrendous, so that was a spoof on myself. Yes folks conservatives can spoof themselves.
*falls down in surprise*
No it can not be!!
Conservatives mocking themselves? What dark and foul misdeed has the world committed to deserve rational, intelligent and funny conservatives who can take the piss 
Just call me Stephen Colbert.. I mean umm DOH!!!
My favorite GWB moment (yes, there actually is one) was when he roasted himself and a few other people during one of them thar dinners that I can’t remember the name of. It’s on YouTube somewhere. Anyway, he was absolutely hilarious. I actually gained a tiny bit of respect for him after that. What the…SHORTIE THAT IS *MY* LIBERAL CARD! Stop taking it away from me!!!!!
We’re the “stealth conservatives”….slipping in there all ninjalike with our senses of humor and whatnot.
What ? No Brown-butt-hurt-Democrat LOL’s ?!!!!!!
^^FAIL
He just won yesterday. Give it at least three more days before you see those. And it’ll most likely be congradulatory ones. Not butt-hurt ones.
Martha Coakley sucked anyway. Another establishment Democrap. Let’s just hope Brown isn’t another establishment Redumblican.
It was reported over here as the Democrats losing a 60 seat majority in the Congress (which I take to mean there are now 79D, 21R in Congress). If that was accurate, just why do the Republicans think they have any right to oppose Democrat legislation?
No, a 60 seat majority means they had 60 sixty seats. It’s now 59-41. This bothers the democrats, because they have lost the power to stop a filibuster by the republicans. The rules of the senate are such that any senator or group of senators can debate a bill as long as they want (thus delaying it passing), unless 3/5ths of the senate (which would be 60) invoke cloture, which forces the debate to end and the vote to take place.
I think Jon Stewart said it best: “If this lady loses, the health care reform bill that the beloved late senator considered his legacy, will die. And the reason it will die… is because if Coakley loses, Democrats will only have an 18 vote majority in the Senate, which is more than George W. Bush ever had in the Senate when did whatever the f*ck he wanted to.”
Makes you wonder how someone portrayed to be so stupid got it done.
Two things:
1) He had very effective help, in the form of Rumsfeld, Cheney, and Rove.
2) Republicans are just plain different than Democrats. For the last fifteen years or so, they haven’t had any tolerance for legislators that go their own way; they even managed to kick McCain into line. Democrats are proud of their inability to get everyone on the same page. They think it demonstrates their superior tolerance.
Obama has effective help. There must be something else going on.
See above: Section 2)
I don’t fall for Section 2, both parties have that problem.
No, I think PM is right. The Dems have gotten too soft, and have squandered their opportunity to take 2008′s victories and run with them. They spun their wheels in ’09, couldn’t get on the same page, and couldn’t really get ANYTHING done. Instead of just saying “oh hell yeah, it’s our turn now,” and using their newfound power, they just sat there and pissed off the American people.
Also, the Republicans are for more ruthless these days, and I don’t say that as an insult. The Republicans, when focused, are dangerous. The Democrats, unfortunately, are blowing it, and unless they have a great 2010, this November is gonna be ugly.
Silly me — I thought that Rumsfeld spent most of his time in the Pentagon, not the Capitol. (Or is this just “name Bush staffers you don’t like” time? Why not Woo and Wolfowitz, too?)
Is that really the party line now, or is that your own, erm, unique spin?
Rumsfeld spent a considerable amount of time lobbying legilators on both sides of the aisle to produce the legislation the Bush administration was looking for.
Not to mention the amount of time he spent in public lying about “yellow cake” and “Saddam Hussein is going to attack America”.
I don’t like Rumsfeld, but I’m honest enough to admit he was effective in corraling legislators into believing they would be seen as terrorist sympathizers if they didn’t give the administration everything they wanted.
Rumsfeld was a tool. Tried to run the Military like a business…… cost more American lives than many other Wartime SoD.
Agreed. Didn’t listen to the generals when he was given their estimates of how many troops we needed to invade, either.
Third that. Rumsfeld needs to be lined up in front of a firing squad using rubber bullets, with the caveat that one day, when he least expected it, they would be real bullets.
Rumsfeld cost both American lives, and Iraqi lives by his management. He is G W Bush’s biggest mistake.
Ok three things Liberals and Conservatives can agree on. EWAdmas Lols SUCK A$$, WBC is easy to make fun off, and Rummy is a tool….. SEE there is common ground we can work on.
Can we also all maybe agree to…. kill all humans?
Except fry…
After repeatedly saying when asked about his strategy that he was going to “listen to the generals on the ground.” What an a-hole.
Can you back up Rumsfeld’s lobbying?
No? Didn’t think so.
But thanks for giving me a peek into PM’s Libtard Fantasy World!
Way to stay classy.
Listen, Sex Panther, you’re the one who refuses to back up your secret ninja conspiracy theories. (Unless asking for proof now counts as a baseless personal attack?)
It’s impolite to masturbate in public.
You are an intensely unpleasant and fearful individual. I’m not sure why anybody gives your words any credence, but I certainly do not. I decline to waste my life doing research assignments to make you happy; the more so, since you do not act in good faith on this board. You will never, ever, say “Well, I guess we have to agree to disagree about that” or “I understand your point, but I still disagree”. You are a perfect example of the uncompromising, thoughtless hate that many liberals associate with the Republican party. That’s sad, really, because people like Froo, Eddie, and even ILPB and JAC prove that there are good faith actors on your side, but people like you get all the press.
It’s times like these that remind me why I love you, buddy. It takes only a slight introduction of reality to get you to launch into a self-righteous, egotistical, hateful tirade.
Kisses!
[looks round from driving seat]
“Right children, stop fighting or I’m going to pull this LAC over and…”
[f/x] CRASH [/end]
“Ah well, I guess we know how ‘Butterfly lands on it’ happened now.”
OMG, Dhoti. I just spewed coffee and loud guffaws: everyone around me prairie-dogged with huge googly eyes. Warn a victim, willya?
If he had such effective help, then why did he continue to make the decisions that were called stupid? You can’t have it both ways. Either he was stupid, and made stupid decisions, or he was crafty and manipulated everything so well to get things done.
And you’re nuts if you think anyone kicked McCain into line. McCain does only what gets McCain what he wants. THE only thing that ever moved McCain was the uproar over illegal immigration, and that was the voice of the people, not the Republican party.
Effective help doesn’t mean they were making good decisions. At the risk of invoking Godwin, Hitler had effective help, too. Doesn’t make him right. (And, no, Bush was certainly no Hitler. Sorry to imply that)
McCain opposed Bush et al so strenuously in 2001 and 2002 when they rushed into Iraq that I started to have second thoughts about him; sadly, as the years passed and he repeated all the same lies the rest of them did, I lost my respect for him as an independent minded Republican. This photo pretty much sealed it for me.
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Once again, either he was effective at getting things done, or he was too stupid to do anything, not both.
I don’t agree with most of his decisions, but the man wasn’t stupid. And his planning and actions were not done alone, but neither is any president.
And I reiterate, McCain does what he sees as opportunity for himself. He saw the winds blow for those things in Iraq, and went with them. (in certain worlds, mostly the ones that would get him elected.)
That’s what I thought was the case, thanks. I’d have called that a 20 seat majority (60 – 40 = 20) though.
Technically you’d be right, but if you listen to anyone in the MSM talk about it, you can hear the reverence and capital letters in “Sixty-Seat-Majority.”
It’s a SUPER majority.
They’re THUPER!!!
That’s the spin, anyway, to keep from tarnishing Captain Wonderful.
(And yes, I agree with you 100%, Coakley was the worst kind of establishment “vote for me and go fu(k yourself” Democrat, but I don’t think that was all that was in play.)
Well, what else do you think was in play?…
The administration has spent the past year painting its critics as redneck racists and would-be terrorists, leading to widespread voter discontent. Coakley was just the dim-witted icing on the cake.
Icing can be dim-witted? Where can I get this icing? I have a retarded cake with which I wish to ice.
I don’t know, but I’ll bet you could ask the people who made this…
Oh my damn. That’s not JUST dim-witting icing……I think that entire gene pool needs to be drained.
You kind of wonder if there might be a gene pool just in the glaze..
*hurk*
*dies*
The administration or the biased MEDIA?
The president came out and publicly stated the protets have nothing to do with race. Not to mention that none of those quotes have anything to do with them being racists. So saying that the administration have been painting them as racist rednecks doesn’t hold much water. Those types of charactertures have been painted by “reporters” like Paul Krugman.
Their limited PR success is due to their fvck ups which was capitalized by the media. They have turned against him if you haven’t noticed. Remember that SNL skit? Wolf Blitzer even grilled Robert Gibbs yesterday on transperancy.
I’ll concede the would be terroists point, although I’ve never heard the president say they were fear mongerers. And fvck Nasty Pelosi.
Actually, he said, “Are there people out there who don’t like me because of race? I’m sure there are. That’s not the overriding issue here.” He said it wasn’t the main issue, but he didn’t say it wasn’t an issue. That might sound like a quibble, but I think it’s important, because it keeps the door open.
Remember, this is the campaign that painted Bill Freaking Clinton as a racist, and preemptively accused McCain of racism because “I don’t look like the dead white guys on the money”. Obama’s people have a long and storied history of playing the race card, so sorry, but I don’t buy that it’s an invention of the media.
In any event, I didn’t just say “racists”; I said “redneck racists and would-be terrorists”, and those quotes support that quite well.
More fundamentally, I reject the meme that says that Obama’s a brilliant politician who’s being unfairly victimized by the big, bad media.
Aren’t most Massachusetts residents against the public option Obama has been trying to get passed because about 96% of the residents have private health cover? I heard this Brown guy was playing to the fear that Massachusetts would be subsidising other states in a public option.
Fairly effective and accurate argument that would be very difficult to counter if you ask me.
He also won b/c Croakly was a mega unapproachable beotch during her campaign. Also I think the fact that a lot of moderates no longer trust Obama and Congress, and moderates truely decide elections. I think it says a lot that a Republican won a Senate seat in Mass for the first time since 1966.
I’m not sure I’m 100% with you on the moderates’ collective opinion on Obama, but I have to ask: what serious candidate takes their family on a trip to Bermuda in the middle of an election?!? How were Massachusetts voters supposed to take her seriously?
The reason that 96% or so of Mass residents have health coverage is because it is required now. Mass law requires that you have coverage, and that if you totally can’t afford it, you can get state subsidized coverage. For which Mitt Romney claims credit. I don’t know how much he deserves, because I was busy with some life stuff at the time.
Your life should revolve around Mitt…..
*blergh* Does anyone have some pepto bismol on hand?
However I do know why you voted for Mr. Brown, we’ve all seen the pics…
*snerk* Uh huh. Actually, on facebook I had to confess to the sin of not finding either Brown or George Clooney attractive! Although Clooney is growing on me with the new gray hair and beard….
I’m more the Paul Newman type!
Clooney is meh. He has nice eyes, but that’s really all he has going for him as far as looks go.
Or possibly MIT!
It already does… you just don’t know it yet.
*spooky*
That fact by itself disqualifies Mitt from my vote. Too socialist for me. I refuse to be told that I have to do anything
Froo you have to listen to me… blah blah blah blah blah, HEY froo you listening….. I told you, you have to listen to blah blah blah…
PS: You’re selfish for not wating the government to force you to do anything… ELEBENTY!!! Belgian…. Women’s Right to Choose March (wait don’t they have that already…)
Ironically, the public option would amount to a massive bailout of New England — the subsidized plans in the region have turned into massively expensive “plans of last resort”.
I don’t know offhand how hard that particular argument was pushed, but I do know that this election basically boiled down to terror, taxes, and health care.
He’s a f*(king teabagger.
Don’t you have anything better to do with your time than start a flamewar? A$$hole.
*uses her M14 to remove Spanky from gene pool*
I need a flamewar! It’s chilly in my office today and I want to huddle over the flames to keep warm.
*sets up pyre, using Spanky’s corpse for fuel*
He’s full of crap so this should keep you warm. But crack a window in case the smell gets too much.
**walks into room* My god it smells like burnt troll…… HOW WTF you been doing?
I’ve been doing my job: keeping the PK gene pool clean.
*smiles with pride and stands in “superhero” pose*
Can’t you do it outside or something… my god it reeks in here. Someone go open a window……. this Troll was extray stinky as well…. ugghhhhh
But…but….Diss was cold! And I thought I could kill two trolls with one rifle.
Send her to Lubbock Texas for the dry heat and Ukranian Stewardesses holding Belgian Flags, with a feminist rally talking about Tea Bagging Vladerday…..
*clears throat*
Coakley is a secret communist Belgian who met Obama in Kenya and wants to empty the jails and loves A-Rod!
There, that oughta do it…
Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its idiot…
EWAdams is from Kenya?
No, I think EWAdams is from someplace a bit warmer.
EWAdams is from Morocco?
No, actually I was thinking Louisiana. Ever been to LA in July or August? It’s hotter than Hades here.
But with more humidity.
Yes, everybody says that it’s a dry heat in Hades. So, does Hades = Arizona?
I thought it was Lubbock, Texas.
Hades is fairly large from what I understand. I’m sure it’s big enough to include both areas (Arizona and Lubbock).
I rather like Arizona. Kansas in summer on the other hand…that place can burn in hell. Kansas in winter can freeze in hell too. Dante’s Inferno’s ninth level is about cold enough I think.
I spent 6 months in La. from April to Sept whilst in basic training all those ages ago. I will never set foot in that state again-for a wealth of reasons besides the heat and humidity.
Hm, I know where you went through basic then. I have a friend that lives in that part of the state. It’s… very different from where I live. Besides the heat and humidity- that’s about all the two halves have in common.
Good ol’ Fort Polk! I managed to become intimately acquainted with every biting, stinging poisonous creature the country has to offer down there. Whew. I was obviously in the wrong half. Heh… there’s not much that gets the adrenalin popping like the sound of a rattlesnake anywhere nearby…or reaching for something in the target shed and finding yourself eyeballed by a coral snake. I evacuated…in more ways than one. Serious culture shock for the kid from New Jersey!
Oh, no the snakes are everywhere. I heard my priest say one time that when St. Patrick drove all the snakes from Ireland, Satan brought them to Louisiana for safe keeping.
I thought you were referring to the people. That’s a special breed of ignorant hick. (Not all the people mind you, just enough to make me glad I don’t live in North LA).
Um, yeah…kinda noticed that too.
Actually, the terrain on the base is very similar to our Pine Barrens…pine trees and sand, but WAY more swamp down thar. Few things raise the hair like hearing a gator roar at night close by. Brrr
Aw, but they make the sweetest pets! Honestly I’d be more worried about some of the women who live in those swamps. They like to practice those “alternative religions”.
I know right!
You do? Without holding your hands out in front to see which one makes an “L”? Way to go, buddy!
*snort*
I work with 18-22 year-olds. I’m stealing that.
*yoink*
Dhoti you’re obviously lying, no Bostonian (even transplanted from Beligan, Kenya) would love A-Rod.
Well, why not? Everyone else has!
Because the Red Socks wanted to hire him, but he went for the Yankees’ dollars.
That and he plays for the Yankees.
The kiss of death up here. Johnny Damon is now known as “Johnny Demon”. I’m not so partisan on baseball, but I’m amused to find that he is less attractive to me with the short hair and shaved face!
VG likes Wookies…. *dons Chewbacca costume** how do you like me know babe?
GREOANNNKKKK!
Baseball, that’s the one where the hit the ball in to the net with a stick right?
Most of the names I use for him would be moderated out.
STFUGTFOESADITOP(tm)
*snerk*
*agrees*
Wow…. not funny
You mean like you?
*uses flame war to burn tasty marshmallows* thanks these have been on my mind all week thanks to you guys.
*pops a dog or three on*
Extra crispy, comin’ right up!!
Good god, would it be so difficult to make it “Accuracy?” You know, the noun form. The form that’s usually used in actual motivational posters. Oh nitpickery, I love YOU most of all.
Or we could just cut out the bottom line of text. Then the poster would just say ‘Accurate’. It might be more amusing that way. Then again I can steal the ides of previous commentators and we can remove all that extraneous text. I like that idea best.
its a cursor
Mmph? “Especially after the Predators do their thing.” Jeez, get it right.