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Murphy’s law in action.
Looney Tunes Law in action.
Law of gravity in action!
Law of Not Running over Squirel but Destroying $10 Million Dollar Equipment in Play here.
Dude, that squirrel was adorable! There was no way the could not avoid hitting it!
You don’t mean there wasn’t no way he couldn’t not avoid not missing it?
Yes, that isn’t not exactly what I mean.
Rule 34 strikes again, in the worst possible place!
I’m guessing someone was driving while buttoned up? Absent traffic or an actual battle field, how else does one make this mistake?
wont fall – engine and fuel tanks in the rear
how he slipped on dry empty road is a question
At the risk of another off topic post: Thanks and congratulations to Cindy McCain for joining the NoH8 campaign!
Yes, but with the caveat that the poster photo I saw was a bit scary…
Well…I agree with her, and I respect her for taking the stand, but….well, she is scary-looking. Waaaay too skinny and I’m assuming overly facelifted. Superskinny is fine for that segment of the (mostly young) population to whom it comes naturally, but it really shouldn’t be a “goal”, especially once you get past, say, 35, at which point you start looking like Skeletor if you don’t allow yourself to maintain a normal healthy weight.
Curves are good. Or as the BF has said, ‘Yay! Jiggle!”
See, my wife doesn’t believe me when I tell her things like that. (Well, I’d never say “Jiggle” because that’d just be asking for trouble.) It does seem to me that most women thing they’re fatter than they are, just as most men are in denial about just how fat they are. (Hint for my fellow men: if your waist is bigger than your inseam, you probably need to lose some weight. This might not apply for really short men, though.)
Yeah a twig don’t look good in a corset… am I right?
I don’t know. Hold your hands up and look for the “L.” (Diss I am SO loving that….
)
One of my coworkers loved wearing corsets until she saw someone who had curves wearing one. She tries to gain weight so she can fill out her corset properly! She does, but eating actually makes her feel ill. It’s very sad. Of course on the plus side, she can eat the fattiest foods she wants (and usually tries to actually).
I used to be able eat like that – about 25 years ago!!!
*sighs wistfully*
She’ll trade metabolisms with you. Really.
That most certainly does not apply for short men, thanks. That being said, I’m quite aware of being a fatass, thanks for bringing it up Neb!!! *sobs in corner*
Now look what you’ve done Nebbi! There there Radno, we still love you… *hugs Rando and hands him a tub of double chocolate ice cream to help make him feel better*
Nebton, you are quite perceptive. Here’s your reward!
*does the booty-shaking dance*
I wonder how many traffic accidents the military has in a given year? It seems like at least every other week is a post about one. Those drivers are impeding the progress of freedom!
Hey there! I don’t recall having seen you and your questionably extraterrestrial icon around for a while – what’s up?
Unfortunately life happens. I am sure you missed me. Don’t worry. Even if I don’t have time to respond, I keep reading, and I am never too far away from correcting any wrongs as I see them.
*everyone bows to your god like powers*…….not.
Maybe we should squat instead. Seems more apropos.
Well, *I* missed you. I’ve felt horribly overmatched by righties around here lately. After the Massachusetts election, I was totally expecting to get virtually teabagged on here. Ew. LOL
‘Cuz if you gotta get teabagged, it’s SO much better IRL…
No teabagging — but there is something involving pudding cups.
How’d your thing go yesterday? (I’m just superstitious enough to not name it for a few days.)
Don’t worry Rando. I will be back much more in the coming weeks. Its just that work has been busy for the last 3, but it should be slowing down soon. It is comforting to know that my personal troll squad is always at the ready to say something useless after one of my posts! My return should be exciting!
That’s, um, one interpretation…
These aren’t necessarily all from the same military, though. This one, for example, is clearly [Belgian|Israeli|Russian|Georgian|Ukranian|German].
Judging by the guy with facial hair and the REALLY BUFF chick I’d say some form of the old Soviet Block.
I thought the chick was a dude… which I guess makes them English.
It is a skinny dude, not a chick.
And they’re Belgian!!11!!
Until they lie down. Then they’re obviously German.
Are they Socialists?
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
TEH SOSHILIZM IS TEH EEEEEEEBIL!!!
ZOMG!!! HIDE ME!!!!!1!!!!!111!!11111!!!1
What about the tank? *tips it on its side to see if it’s German too* ….Oh Sh!t. Um…sorry?
Is Captain Wow in the vicinity?
The “tank” is a wheeled armoured personnel carrier (says the guy who’s fed up of anything with tracks and armour being described as a “tank”, even without people starting mis-discribing wheeled armour).
I used to call my mid-70′s Buick station wagon “the tank”; is that ok?
It earned the appellation well.
But that takes far to long to type.
Actually it looks similar to a LAV-25. (I could be wrong)
APC – 4 keystokes.
Tank – 4 keystrokes.
ACTUALLY IT’S ONLY THREE KEYSTROKES BECAUSE I ALWAYS HAVE CAPSLOCK ON.
Oh VNV, it is good to see you. I have missed you, although I can’t say I’ve missed all the hypocrisy when people accuse you of doing all the same things they do but are clearly oblivious to.
One wonders if people even understand what the word humility actually means.. Or if they even understand what “closed minded” means.
Your mind’s in the closet? Oh, wait, you said closed. *goes to check dictionary*
Welcome back, VNV!
No, I only keep homos and shoes in my closet.
Do you ever have problems with them wearing the shoes? *sigh* I didn’t think my feet were THAT big.
My complaint is when they start wearing my clothes! “My chest does’t fill out this dress!” Yeah, cause you don’t have boobs! Now gimme back my dress unless you want to do laundry!
Yarrr! Welcome back.
*Yawn*
agree
Those are contagious.
*yawn*
Now look what you’ve started!
*yawns and drives off the road*
Ow.
I hope you weren’t texting too.
*yawns*
*cats yawn in response*
My cat does not catch yawns from me. My chickens do though. No matter how many times in a row you yawn at them, they will always yawn back.
That’s funny that. My last dog actually yawned when I did. And when he yawned, strangely enough so did I. I can’t explain it.
You’re dog is learning to mind control you.
Well he could try but he’s been dead for about 3 years.
That is even scarier.
Excuse me miss, could you please pull your car offa my body?
Oopsies!
How many men does it take to get the tank back on the road? One to drive it, the other to use a tow truck an everyone else to stand around with a thumb up their bum.
Did someone let Captain Wow text while driving the tank again???
We need to repossess either her cell phone or her drivers license!
I think she can probably keep both, just not at the same time.
OTOH, people like her keep me in a job… *works in insurance*
distracted by talking lizard trying to sell insurance
Is it just me, or does that APC look like it’s humping the guard rail?
I said that back 12 hours earlier! Rule 34 – If it exists, there is internet pr0n of it!
Hey!! Not everything on the Internet is Pr0N. Only about 95% of everything is. The other 5% is only related to Pr0N
…”ang on lads, I’ve got an idea….”
To somewhat quote my old history teacher who was in the military.
“The Soviet tanks, are a pile of crap. You need a sledgehammer to shift it, its cramped, and handles like crap. American tanks drive just like cars, and have all the bells, and whistles one can hope for in a tank.”
Someone then said “Then why do they preform better then us?”
To which he replied “Because we got you idiots to driving them.”
Actually that’s not quite right. Most of the Soviet tanks were outperformed by the NATO tanks. The Gulf War (the first one) was the ultimate example. The T-72 was supposed to be a good tank even in the hands of amateurs (such as the Iraqis) but it was easily defeated by the M1 and the Challenger with very few losses (and those that were hit were taken back, repaired quickly and were back in the fray in a matter of days (or even a day)) It was the fact that the Russian equipment wasn’t really as good as it was cracked up to be that is thought by many to actually be the reason why Russia was against the Gulf War, as this would suddenly reveal that the Russian War Machine wasn’t as impressive as previously thought. (Much like the Americans went they went against the Zeros in the Second World War. They thought that the Zeros were almost impossible to hit, until they captured one and found out exactly why the plane was so impossible to hit. They had found out that the manouverbility of the plane was all due to the fact that the plane weighed practically nothing compared to the standard US aircraft as all the standard safety features such as armour, etc, were missing from the Zero, thus allowing it to move quickly but meaning that if it the plane would go up in flames quicker than a brandy soaked Christmas Pudding
) After a few modifications were made, the American planes were far more agile and were able to keep up with the Zero and suddenly Zero losses were being racked up dramatically.
* <-The point.
o<-Your head.
In the Words of Michael Caine in the Italian Job (I think) “Hang on I’ve got a great Idea”
“Hold RB to flip…Wait, what? how did you do that?”