Comments on: Butterfly lands on it

By: Default User

Default User — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:16:12 +0000

ACTUALLY IT’S ONLY THREE KEYSTROKES BECAUSE I ALWAYS HAVE CAPSLOCK ON.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:47:24 +0000

APC – 4 keystokes.
Tank – 4 keystrokes.

By: Artemous

Artemous — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 10:00:51 +0000

“Hold RB to flip…Wait, what? how did you do that?”

By: RDF108

RDF108 — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 15:25:53 +0000

* <-The point.

o<-Your head.

By: Default User

Default User — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 18:58:17 +0000

That is even scarier.

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 11:17:07 +0000

Actually it looks similar to a LAV-25. (I could be wrong)

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 11:04:49 +0000

In the Words of Michael Caine in the Italian Job (I think) “Hang on I’ve got a great Idea”

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 10:13:58 +0000

Well he could try but he’s been dead for about 3 years.

By: Default User

Default User — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 19:33:18 +0000

You’re dog is learning to mind control you.

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 17:59:07 +0000

That’s funny that. My last dog actually yawned when I did. And when he yawned, strangely enough so did I. I can’t explain it.

By: The Truth

The Truth — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 17:52:43 +0000

Actually that’s not quite right. Most of the Soviet tanks were outperformed by the NATO tanks. The Gulf War (the first one) was the ultimate example. The T-72 was supposed to be a good tank even in the hands of amateurs (such as the Iraqis) but it was easily defeated by the M1 and the Challenger with very few losses (and those that were hit were taken back, repaired quickly and were back in the fray in a matter of days (or even a day)) It was the fact that the Russian equipment wasn’t really as good as it was cracked up to be that is thought by many to actually be the reason why Russia was against the Gulf War, as this would suddenly reveal that the Russian War Machine wasn’t as impressive as previously thought. (Much like the Americans went they went against the Zeros in the Second World War. They thought that the Zeros were almost impossible to hit, until they captured one and found out exactly why the plane was so impossible to hit. They had found out that the manouverbility of the plane was all due to the fact that the plane weighed practically nothing compared to the standard US aircraft as all the standard safety features such as armour, etc, were missing from the Zero, thus allowing it to move quickly but meaning that if it the plane would go up in flames quicker than a brandy soaked Christmas Pudding ) After a few modifications were made, the American planes were far more agile and were able to keep up with the Zero and suddenly Zero losses were being racked up dramatically.

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 17:38:34 +0000

Hey!! Not everything on the Internet is Pr0N. Only about 95% of everything is. The other 5% is only related to Pr0N

By: Default User

Default User — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 10:38:56 +0000

She’ll trade metabolisms with you. Really.

By: Default User

Default User — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 10:36:52 +0000

My complaint is when they start wearing my clothes! “My chest does’t fill out this dress!” Yeah, cause you don’t have boobs! Now gimme back my dress unless you want to do laundry!

By: Default User

Default User — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 10:35:25 +0000

But that takes far to long to type.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 01:14:23 +0000

I used to call my mid-70′s Buick station wagon “the tank”; is that ok? It earned the appellation well.

By: mabsba

mabsba — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 00:39:10 +0000

Do you ever have problems with them wearing the shoes? *sigh* I didn’t think my feet were THAT big.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 00:29:31 +0000

Yarrr! Welcome back.

By: oɹɹɐɥɔ

oɹɹɐɥɔ — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 00:21:39 +0000

No, I only keep homos and shoes in my closet.

By: mabsba

mabsba — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 00:18:55 +0000

Your mind’s in the closet? Oh, wait, you said closed. *goes to check dictionary*

Welcome back, VNV!

By: oɹɹɐɥɔ

oɹɹɐɥɔ — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 00:15:51 +0000

Oh VNV, it is good to see you. I have missed you, although I can’t say I’ve missed all the hypocrisy when people accuse you of doing all the same things they do but are clearly oblivious to.

One wonders if people even understand what the word humility actually means.. Or if they even understand what “closed minded” means.

By: Dhoti is wanted by the Cheezburger Police

Dhoti is wanted by the Cheezburger Police — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 23:44:41 +0000

That’s, um, one interpretation…

By: VictoryNotVengeance

VictoryNotVengeance — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 14:49:34 +0000

Don’t worry Rando. I will be back much more in the coming weeks. Its just that work has been busy for the last 3, but it should be slowing down soon. It is comforting to know that my personal troll squad is always at the ready to say something useless after one of my posts! My return should be exciting!

By: creaturefeature the cake mix

creaturefeature the cake mix — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 12:13:09 +0000

I used to be able eat like that – about 25 years ago!!!

*sighs wistfully*

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 11:55:41 +0000

I said that back 12 hours earlier! Rule 34 – If it exists, there is internet pr0n of it!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 11:47:04 +0000

The “tank” is a wheeled armoured personnel carrier (says the guy who’s fed up of anything with tracks and armour being described as a “tank”, even without people starting mis-discribing wheeled armour).

By: RDF108

RDF108 — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 10:15:21 +0000

To somewhat quote my old history teacher who was in the military.

“The Soviet tanks, are a pile of crap. You need a sledgehammer to shift it, its cramped, and handles like crap. American tanks drive just like cars, and have all the bells, and whistles one can hope for in a tank.”

Someone then said “Then why do they preform better then us?”

To which he replied “Because we got you idiots to driving them.”

By: Dhoti is wanted by the Cheezburger Police

Dhoti is wanted by the Cheezburger Police — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 01:58:05 +0000

No teabagging — but there is something involving pudding cups.

How’d your thing go yesterday? (I’m just superstitious enough to not name it for a few days.)

By: scrapheapchallenge

scrapheapchallenge — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 01:22:25 +0000

…”ang on lads, I’ve got an idea….”

By: Sarge

Sarge — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 01:10:40 +0000

Is it just me, or does that APC look like it’s humping the guard rail?

By: Default User

Default User — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 00:30:58 +0000

My cat does not catch yawns from me. My chickens do though. No matter how many times in a row you yawn at them, they will always yawn back.

By: Default User

Default User — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 00:27:31 +0000

Yes, that isn’t not exactly what I mean.

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 00:20:41 +0000

You don’t mean there wasn’t no way he couldn’t not avoid not missing it?

By: Default User

Default User — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 00:08:50 +0000

One of my coworkers loved wearing corsets until she saw someone who had curves wearing one. She tries to gain weight so she can fill out her corset properly! She does, but eating actually makes her feel ill. It’s very sad. Of course on the plus side, she can eat the fattiest foods she wants (and usually tries to actually).

By: viking gal

viking gal — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 00:05:17 +0000

Is Captain Wow in the vicinity?

By: viking gal

viking gal — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 00:04:44 +0000

Nebton, you are quite perceptive. Here’s your reward!
*does the booty-shaking dance*

By: Default User

Default User — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 00:04:29 +0000

What about the tank? *tips it on its side to see if it’s German too* ….Oh Sh!t. Um…sorry?

By: Default User

Default User — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 00:00:11 +0000

Now look what you’ve done Nebbi! There there Radno, we still love you… *hugs Rando and hands him a tub of double chocolate ice cream to help make him feel better*

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 23:57:02 +0000

Dude, that squirrel was adorable! There was no way the could not avoid hitting it!

By: Mina

Mina — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 22:20:45 +0000

ZOMG!!! HIDE ME!!!!!1!!!!!111!!11111!!!1

By: NakedDoubleWatusi

NakedDoubleWatusi — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 22:15:21 +0000

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
TEH SOSHILIZM IS TEH EEEEEEEBIL!!!

By: Mina

Mina — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 22:14:00 +0000

Are they Socialists?

By: NakedDoubleWatusi

NakedDoubleWatusi — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 22:12:30 +0000

‘Cuz if you gotta get teabagged, it’s SO much better IRL…

By: Rando the loonybird crazy woop woop

Rando the loonybird crazy woop woop — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 22:11:07 +0000

Well, *I* missed you. I’ve felt horribly overmatched by righties around here lately. After the Massachusetts election, I was totally expecting to get virtually teabagged on here. Ew. LOL

By: NakedDoubleWatusi

NakedDoubleWatusi — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 22:10:48 +0000

I don’t know. Hold your hands up and look for the “L.” (Diss I am SO loving that…. )

By: brak the Zappaist

brak the Zappaist — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 22:08:57 +0000

Until they lie down. Then they’re obviously German.

By: Rando the loonybird crazy woop woop

Rando the loonybird crazy woop woop — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 22:08:16 +0000

That most certainly does not apply for short men, thanks. That being said, I’m quite aware of being a fatass, thanks for bringing it up Neb!!! *sobs in corner*

By: HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard

HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 21:13:37 +0000

And they’re Belgian!!11!!

By: HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard

HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 21:13:08 +0000

It is a skinny dude, not a chick.

By: Dhoti is wanted by the Cheezburger Police

Dhoti is wanted by the Cheezburger Police — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 21:04:57 +0000

Maybe we should squat instead. Seems more apropos.