Comments on: State of the Union Caption Contest

By: Ensz

Ensz — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 02:40:12 +0000

First Photo- Work it!
Second- Yes, the guy sitting next to me is giving me his mustache! Take that Obama!
Third Photo- Oh, that clipboard is sexy.

By: College Funnie

College Funnie — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 21:01:40 +0000

That was some funny-@ss stuff…check out some more from us!

By: cadre

cadre — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 19:31:29 +0000

you don’t even know what socialism is, so settle down bevis.

By: Rando the Easily Amused

Rando the Easily Amused — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 05:49:32 +0000

Uuuuuuuuuuuh, WTF?

By: It's so obvious!

It's so obvious! — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 05:33:02 +0000

Apparently it’s not. I’m amused, cretins.

By: pıɐɯɹǝɯ ʎxǝs ǝɥʇ oɹɹɐɥɔ

pıɐɯɹǝɯ ʎxǝs ǝɥʇ oɹɹɐɥɔ — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 20:15:25 +0000

I dropped out of high school at 16 and started college, got my GED at 17 and continued college until I started drinking like it was my job.

By: pıɐɯɹǝɯ ʎxǝs ǝɥʇ oɹɹɐɥɔ

pıɐɯɹǝɯ ʎxǝs ǝɥʇ oɹɹɐɥɔ — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 20:13:50 +0000

Sweet.

By: justacanuck the Official Booty Wench of Asgard

justacanuck the Official Booty Wench of Asgard — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 18:58:22 +0000

I have a king sized bed

By: HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard

HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:13:01 +0000

And I’m pretty sure that none of us like being told to “watch our generalizations” or “don’t trivialize this or that”. If we generalize or trivialize we get called on it. But telling us not to do it is not your job, ISO.

By: HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard

HelOnWheels the Gene Pool Lifeguard — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:07:37 +0000

Nucky, how are you going to fit ALL of us in your house?!!

By: justacanuck the Official Booty Wench of Asgard

justacanuck the Official Booty Wench of Asgard — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:39:28 +0000

Phbbbbbblt!

By: justacanuck the Official Booty Wench of Asgard

justacanuck the Official Booty Wench of Asgard — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:37:32 +0000

DU, I annoint the the, um, the……..Naked Shrubbery……um….you finish it. *annoints DU with borrowed Thor’s mighty hammer. Returns hammer to Brak hoping he didn’t notice*

Note: I don’t know if these will be official, ladies.

By: justacanuck the Official Booty Wench of Asgard

justacanuck the Official Booty Wench of Asgard — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:35:27 +0000

Charro, I christen thee the Sexy Mermaid Queen. *borrows Thor’s mighty hammer and annoints Charro*

By: justacanuck the Official Booty Wench of Asgard

justacanuck the Official Booty Wench of Asgard — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:32:55 +0000

*flashes boobies at VG* You’re right, I must live up to my new title with dignity!

By: mabsba

mabsba — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:30:07 +0000

Heck, he’ll get reasonably priced health care; that’s a big plus right there. *sulks and goes back to figuring out the FSA reimbursement*

By: justacanuck the Official Booty Wench of Asgard

justacanuck the Official Booty Wench of Asgard — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:28:38 +0000

I’ll sneak you and your family in. I’m good at human trafficking. Oh, and the Sears up here is much nicer to their employees.

By: justacanuck the Official Booty Wench of Asgard

justacanuck the Official Booty Wench of Asgard — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:27:50 +0000

Caribou, DU, we ride Caribou.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:26:51 +0000

*needs sleep too*

By: Steaming Pile

Steaming Pile — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:22:35 +0000

Really. Thomas Jefferson rewrote the Bible to suit him, for FSM’s sake! George Washington and a bunch of his associates were Masons, who the real religio-wackos insist are not Christians at all. Most of the Founders were something called “deist,” which is kind of like a secular humanist who harbors a belief in God. Hardly the sort of “old time religion” people like Pat Robertson are trying to sell people.

By: Steaming Pile

Steaming Pile — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:19:29 +0000

Oh, and to the OP, “Phbbbbttt..”

By: Steaming Pile

Steaming Pile — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:18:51 +0000

I was thinking more along the lines of, “NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!”

By: Jane St.Clair Glamorous First Lady of PK

Jane St.Clair Glamorous First Lady of PK — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:14:51 +0000

No one cares what you think but we are extremely amused by your continued ineptness in using the reply button.

By: Jane St.Clair Glamorous First Lady of PK

Jane St.Clair Glamorous First Lady of PK — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:10:42 +0000

The Republicans took 8 years to fvck up enough to piss off the people, Dems it only took 3 years.

I don’t see it that way. I see most americans as lazy whiners with the attention span of a gnat. They hopped on a bandwagon that seemed “cool” to them and expected Obama to come riding in on a magic unicorn spreading rainbows and leprechaun gold and when that didn’t happen they got all squirmy and said, “well I’m just going to vote for someone else now.”

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 15:08:08 +0000

Actually, I find It’s So Obvious kind of amusing (in an “I get his/her odd sense of humor”sense, not in the “I’m laughing AT him/her” sense.) But I’m a little weird, too.

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 14:24:38 +0000

Dude!! Really? I don’t wanna live in a “liberal” country or else I’d move to Europe.

And don’t you think since you live in a democracy, that since the country’s Gubberment will probably swing back “conservatives” in 2010, that’s what the majority of the people want. The Republicans took 8 years to fvck up enough to piss off the people, Dems it only took 3 years.

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 14:21:41 +0000

NOW THAT is sad. If it’s cheaper in MD, you’re WAY TOO taxed.

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 14:20:08 +0000

I thought Sarah Palin killed off all the Polar Bears for that said reason?

By: Ignatz

Ignatz — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 14:14:03 +0000

Using up your alotment?

By: Maxwell Silverhammer has small weirdly powerful hands

Maxwell Silverhammer has small weirdly powerful hands — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 06:24:17 +0000

No one’s asking you to throw your beliefs in our faces, I think what most folks want is to be sure what they actually
are debating with you. It’s ambigious, and lots of trolls do that here on purpose, which makes it irritating and abrasive.
So either you’re new here and didn’t know that, or you knew and do it anyway. I’m guessing the former more than the latter.
And I wasn’t suggesting anything other than, it’s hard to tell when you’re being serious, and where your views actually do lie due to all the cynicism etc.
*in Butter’s voice*
Do you know what I am saying?

By: Default User

Default User — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 06:17:33 +0000

You think that’s bad? Frou thinks she can make me stop saying alot by smacking me every time I say it! I think I’ve doubled my alot use since this has started.

By: It's so obvious!

It's so obvious! — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 06:05:20 +0000

Did you have to take it during the day so you’d have sunlight to see by? j/k, mabsba, j/k Computer science was a new degree less than 30 years ago! Sooooo… do the math….. lol!

By: mabsba

mabsba — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 06:00:15 +0000

All this computerized GRE talk is making me feel old again, Max. I remember when I took the math subject test there was a poor guy who was taking the math subject test because there was no test for computer science. We felt soooooo sorry for him. (Computer science was a new degree for most colleges ‘back in them days.’)

By: It's so obvious!

It's so obvious! — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 05:49:09 +0000

Has he tried your local university’s Disability Resource Center (or the equivalent, if it’s not titled that where you are)? They can help fast-track paper-based entrance exams for vision-impaired students. In fact, they are compelled to do so. Definitely send him that direction.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer has small weirdly powerful hands

Maxwell Silverhammer has small weirdly powerful hands — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 05:39:20 +0000

My current roommate can’t take the computer test because his eyes can’t handle the low refresh rate the state uses on the monitors they test with. His vision literally blurs and he can’t read the questions. However, there’s only one testing facility in the state and it’s a pretty penny to take the test. He wasted the fee once trying to take the computer version and the waiting list to take the written test is so long, he could have completed his doctorate before his name will show up on the register.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer has small weirdly powerful hands

Maxwell Silverhammer has small weirdly powerful hands — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 05:37:05 +0000

I think froo and many of the others find your ambiguous-ness, irritating and abrasive. On this forum if your views are hidden its usually because there’s something to hide.
You’d probably be more accepted if your views were transparent instead of heavily veiled in cynicism, sarcasm, and farce.

By: It's so obvious!

It's so obvious! — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 05:26:09 +0000

I’m going to leave your comment to stand. Because clearly I’ve interacted with you before, and I oh-so-richly deserve your baseless personal attack filled with scorn and derision.

By: It's so obvious!

It's so obvious! — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 05:09:10 +0000

*facepalm* your. Sigh.

By: It's so obvious!

It's so obvious! — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 05:08:33 +0000

Pretty much spot-on correct! Look at it this way: you’re name will never be too long to actually fill in the bubbles anymore! Trust me, I’ve worked with some foreign students for whom this was a problem. Particularly Indian studens. WOW!

By: froofrou the fierce

froofrou the fierce — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 05:08:15 +0000

So where does that leave you, as you’re clearly not a super-bright societal contributor?

By: Maxwell Silverhammer has small weirdly powerful hands

Maxwell Silverhammer has small weirdly powerful hands — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 05:04:52 +0000

Indeed, Kim was was one helluva guy.

By: It's so obvious!

It's so obvious! — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 05:04:03 +0000

I get that too. lol!

By: It's so obvious!

It's so obvious! — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 05:02:37 +0000

Incidentally, did you read about the death of Kim Peek, the actual person who inspired the character Dustin Hoffman played in “Rain Man?” Very intriguing story. Link.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer has small weirdly powerful hands

Maxwell Silverhammer has small weirdly powerful hands — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 05:00:51 +0000

“Know” probably not “Firmly convinced beyond a shadow of doubt”? We’ve got that though.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer has small weirdly powerful hands

Maxwell Silverhammer has small weirdly powerful hands — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 04:59:36 +0000

Yeah, I’m almost certain cgray is not one of those bright, bored people. Given his hatred of “libruls” and “socialist colleges” I doubt he opted to start the higher education earlier…

By: It's so obvious!

It's so obvious! — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 04:58:55 +0000

My point was idiot savant. You never know!

By: Maxwell Silverhammer has small weirdly powerful hands

Maxwell Silverhammer has small weirdly powerful hands — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 04:57:54 +0000

Yeah, it’s as if there’s only one room in each testing facility they can use for it.. and if the paper the test is printed on isn’t used within a certain time period it turns into dust…. At least, that’s how they act about it.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer has small weirdly powerful hands

Maxwell Silverhammer has small weirdly powerful hands — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 04:55:53 +0000

Thank goodness… jealous spouses are always a tough obstacle to hurdle.

By: mabsba

mabsba — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 04:55:04 +0000

I think you missed DU’s point.

By: froofrou the fierce

froofrou the fierce — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 04:54:22 +0000

And some people are less than mouth-breathers. What’s your point?

By: It's so obvious!

It's so obvious! — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 04:52:58 +0000

Watch that generalization, DU. Some really bright, but bored, people bypass high school and simply test out before starting at university and then going on to complete advanced degrees.