Comments on: Obama.

By: nanz

nanz — Sun, 28 Aug 2011 20:27:14 +0000

Missed the next picture frame where Obummer bashed the puppy’s head on the statue, because dogs are “unclean” in his Muslim world. That one you never see him with is next, as soon as it’s usefulness have been done. Run dog run!!

By: bolero

bolero — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 18:52:29 +0000

That name is very appropriate, I didn’t want to know….if it was lupus.

By: Sinist3r

Sinist3r — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 18:48:54 +0000

The fact that Lincoln was the First Republican President,
and Obama and Lincoln couldn’t be any more opposite in political philosophy.

By: Nelson

Nelson — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 16:29:28 +0000

“It’s like goldy and bronzy, only it’s made of iron.” – Baldrick

By: oɹɹɐɥɔ

oɹɹɐɥɔ — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 19:18:16 +0000

SOMEONE Is bitter.

By: Batterup

Batterup — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 19:09:35 +0000

“puppy-corps” that’s pronounced “corpse” As our brilliant leader would say. because he is smarter than Bush.

By: Tanpuk

Tanpuk — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 01:13:01 +0000

And yet this is truly all it takes for him to win the hearts of millions. He has a dog. Well, lets see, WHAT DOES A DOG HAVE TO DO WITH POLITICS?!?! hes black. well, lets see, WHAT DOES BEING BLACK HAVE TO DO WITH POLITICS?!?! black or white, dog or no dog, facebook or no facebook, all that matters is the ideas that he has (which suck btw) and yet he has half of the country swooning after him. mccain at least was a lesser evil. Do you want firearms to be illegal? people that are law abiding citizens will just be hurt by this. people who dont care just armed themselves and law abiders will be even more defenseless. do you want healthcare to be government run? think about canada, where it is government run. most canadians come here for healthcare because the government decides if you are worth treating, and that could take an average of 6 weeks. I COULD BE DEAD IN 6 WEEKS! I could be infected or hurt beyond repair with coplications easily avoided by instant care. He promised change, but he has done nothing but change us for the worse! he lowered the value of the dollar by printing more bills, then gave it to companies and people who failed anyway. The only good thing he has done was with the somali pirates, and that is a no-brainer. reconsider obama and vote for the true choice in 2012: CHUCK NORRIS!!! and yes, he is running, no scam

By: herooo

herooo — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 09:16:07 +0000

Puppets are neither evil nor good.

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 14:08:54 +0000

Don’t know when you checked but now it reads
91 promises kept
33 compromised
15 broken
87 Stalled
275 in the works

For one quarter of one term that doesn’t seem too bad. Especially as many of them (Guantanamo for example) were blocked by congress and the senate rather than him actually changing his mind.

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 15:17:32 +0000

No that’s the square root of -100…

By: Captain Wow WILL go Avada Kedavra on your ass

Captain Wow WILL go Avada Kedavra on your ass — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 15:04:32 +0000

Be sure and flex your arm in the mirror like Christian Bale a la American Psycho. That does it for me

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 13:15:05 +0000

Linus raped Snoopy… and beat Woodstock…

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 13:09:20 +0000

Naw only the REAL life can stop that… That’s why the moajority of people get more conservative the older they get… (my wife was a Clintonite when I met her 8 years ago, she’s slowly transitioning to the Middle… SHE ALMOST voted for McCain, until he started to pan handle to the Christian Right.

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 13:07:16 +0000

Max: I don’t know is Bush helped FVck the economy, however his spending was out of control, hence why Bush is NOT a conservative. Why do you think his approval rating was in the low 30′s, b/c Conservatives didn’t like what he was doing also.

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 13:04:11 +0000

Translation: “The politicians are damned if they do, damned if they don’t, due to their own “ambition” and pomises to the voters in order to get into office”..

There fixed that for you.

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 13:02:10 +0000

They’re from Iraq.

And exactly HOW many back alley deals were done to get the POS they call the Health Care Bill?

By: mabsba

mabsba — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 03:41:20 +0000

Whenever they have a dance, they seem to have ‘discovered’ some new band…like the Beatles. A bit like Nucky’s boy ‘finding’ Monty Python.

They still do amazingly stupid things at times.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer in his TARDIS

Maxwell Silverhammer in his TARDIS — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 03:23:44 +0000

I will say that is true, the last generation surprised me a bit. Although their taste in entertainment annoys me (Miley Cyrus. Jersey Shore) I will say that I am overall impressed with their life decisions.
And then there are others that make me facepalm, but hey, they’re teenagers

By: Rando the Easily Amused

Rando the Easily Amused — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 03:22:51 +0000

Take your damn blanket and go home, kid.

By: Rando the Easily Amused

Rando the Easily Amused — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 03:20:15 +0000

Well, you gotta stop those damn union teachers from turning our kids into damn commies somehow.

By: linus

linus — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 03:18:27 +0000

FAIL!

By: Rando the Easily Amused

Rando the Easily Amused — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 03:18:18 +0000

No, they sold their soles. Which meant they had to buy some new shoes.

By: Rando the Easily Amused

Rando the Easily Amused — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 03:16:44 +0000

My hair is a bird. Your argument is invalid.

By: Rando the Easily Amused

Rando the Easily Amused — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 03:15:46 +0000

But the question is, does it look shopped?

By: Rando the Easily Amused

Rando the Easily Amused — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 03:14:44 +0000

He should hate himself for being a Democrat. He should beat himself and cry that he’s not a noble, saintly Republican. /ultrasarcasm

By: wicket

wicket — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 03:13:36 +0000

I love the “sold their souls” and “shoving it down our throats” part. very dramatic.

By: mabsba

mabsba — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 03:07:53 +0000

But it’s great if you want to see a public school teacher’s head explode!*

*not that I would encourage that as some of my best friends are teachers.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer in his TARDIS

Maxwell Silverhammer in his TARDIS — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 03:04:19 +0000

I refuse to comment on No Child Left Behind for the sake of my blood pressure.

By: Justacarolinian

Justacarolinian — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 02:51:00 +0000

Ok, you two. This is beginning to sound like a scene from Deliverance.

By: Rando the Easily Amused

Rando the Easily Amused — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 02:48:47 +0000

Translation: “The Democrats are damned if they do and damned if they don’t.”

By: Rando the Easily Amused

Rando the Easily Amused — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 02:42:50 +0000

*sigh* All right then.
*gruntles*

By: Justacarolinian

Justacarolinian — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 02:36:46 +0000

Bush and the economy plus no child left behind are the reasons I got real hard into looking into the libertarian party, and decided that I didn’t like none of them.

By: wicket

wicket — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 02:28:02 +0000

I’m serious about anti-disgruntledness. im pro gruntle.

By: pıɐɯɹǝɯ ʎxǝs ǝɥʇ oɹɹɐɥɔ

pıɐɯɹǝɯ ʎxǝs ǝɥʇ oɹɹɐɥɔ — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 01:46:51 +0000

By: Maxwell Silverhammer in his TARDIS

Maxwell Silverhammer in his TARDIS — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 01:45:12 +0000

Bob only ulates after he coms…
*snickers*

By: pıɐɯɹǝɯ ʎxǝs ǝɥʇ oɹɹɐɥɔ

pıɐɯɹǝɯ ʎxǝs ǝɥʇ oɹɹɐɥɔ — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 01:43:30 +0000

Or people who are combobulated.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer in his TARDIS

Maxwell Silverhammer in his TARDIS — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 01:40:07 +0000

Or sounds like grunts…

By: Rando the Easily Amused

Rando the Easily Amused — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 01:34:00 +0000

Are you being serious?

By: Rando the Easily Amused

Rando the Easily Amused — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 01:16:15 +0000

Is that number before or after twoteen?

By: Maxwell Silverhammer in his TARDIS

Maxwell Silverhammer in his TARDIS — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 01:15:51 +0000

*cloister bell rings*
Oh that’s not good…

By: Rando the Easily Amused

Rando the Easily Amused — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 01:11:25 +0000

O_O

By: mabsba

mabsba — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 01:02:38 +0000

These teenagers were better informed about the last election than most eligible-to-vote adults I know…sadly.

By: Agent Maxwell Silverhammer

Agent Maxwell Silverhammer — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 01:02:05 +0000

How dare a president have his head held high! This is America it’s the residents who get to hold our heads high cause we’re awesome! We want our presidents short, stocky, with no neck and no self esteem!
WARGLBLARGLE!

By: Agent Maxwell Silverhammer

Agent Maxwell Silverhammer — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:59:25 +0000

Most teenagers don’t get political and social satire…

By: Agent Maxwell Silverhammer

Agent Maxwell Silverhammer — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:56:40 +0000

Well if we’re running that course then.. can the right finally admit Bush F-ed up the economy?

By: Jane St.Clair is watching that show that's kind of like Mythbusters.

Jane St.Clair is watching that show that's kind of like Mythbusters. — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:45:15 +0000

Good thinking.

By: Agent Maxwell Silverhammer

Agent Maxwell Silverhammer — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:44:37 +0000

We’ll just have to make sure we change positions a lot.

By: Agent Maxwell Silverhammer

Agent Maxwell Silverhammer — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:39:53 +0000

Yeah, horror stories… I’ve got a buddy who’s a virgin, he’s got HPV, because one of his parents (maybe both) weren’t the most pure children of the 60s, and he shared a towel that wasn’t quite dry, or clean enough for that matter.
So before he’s even got a fair chance, he gets and STD thrown on his sexual resume…

By: Default User

Default User — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:32:57 +0000

Oh, I don’t know which side is your best side. Ok, lets see the right side…alright, now the left…maybe the backside, yeah, bend over, oh that’s nice…but lets see the front side again…Oh, they’re all so good, I don’t know which side is best.

By: Jane St.Clair is watching that show that's kind of like Mythbusters.

Jane St.Clair is watching that show that's kind of like Mythbusters. — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:31:44 +0000

‘Cause that just sounds gross.