Comments on: Hey, just for laughs

By: Brak the Asgardian Zappaist

Brak the Asgardian Zappaist — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 22:29:29 +0000

DAMN THEM!! DAMN THEM ALL TO HELLLLL!!!!!

By: justacanuck the Official Booty Wench of Asgard

justacanuck the Official Booty Wench of Asgard — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 16:28:48 +0000

And monkeys. Monkeys with guns kill people.

By: Captain Wow WILL go Avada Kedavra on your ass

Captain Wow WILL go Avada Kedavra on your ass — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 14:55:10 +0000

Isn’t that like dividing by zero?

By: Captain Wow WILL go Avada Kedavra on your ass

Captain Wow WILL go Avada Kedavra on your ass — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 14:40:05 +0000

*texts Max*
ZOMG THATS MY JOB!

By: Maxwell Silverhammer in his TARDIS

Maxwell Silverhammer in his TARDIS — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 01:49:05 +0000

Then I’ll make sure to warm it up first?
Is that the sexy response? I’m new to this fisting thing..

By: pıɐɯɹǝɯ ʎxǝs ǝɥʇ oɹɹɐɥɔ

pıɐɯɹǝɯ ʎxǝs ǝɥʇ oɹɹɐɥɔ — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 01:48:24 +0000

Well, I do like a good fisting.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer in his TARDIS

Maxwell Silverhammer in his TARDIS — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 01:46:21 +0000

Bah, you just wait and see Charro, before you know it, you’ll be having to fend me off not only on here, but FB as well! My iron fist shall know no boundaries!

By: pıɐɯɹǝɯ ʎxǝs ǝɥʇ oɹɹɐɥɔ

pıɐɯɹǝɯ ʎxǝs ǝɥʇ oɹɹɐɥɔ — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 01:41:43 +0000

Yeah, the “firewall”. Psssssssh.

By: Default User

Default User — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 01:38:05 +0000

To bad safeweb isn’t free anymore. It’s a site thats supposed to let you browse the internet without risk of catching viruses, but is mostly useful for getting past firewalls and filters.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer in his TARDIS

Maxwell Silverhammer in his TARDIS — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 01:32:37 +0000

If the stinking firewall allowed it, I’d just make one right now, there’s literally nothing going on at work right now..

By: Maxwell Silverhammer in his TARDIS

Maxwell Silverhammer in his TARDIS — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 01:31:00 +0000

I’ll show you! I’ll show you all!!

By: Maxwell Silverhammer in his TARDIS

Maxwell Silverhammer in his TARDIS — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 01:28:46 +0000

I don’t play tricks on religious fundies… that’s like beated up a physically handicapped person. It’s just too easy and feels wrong.

By: pıɐɯɹǝɯ ʎxǝs ǝɥʇ oɹɹɐɥɔ

pıɐɯɹǝɯ ʎxǝs ǝɥʇ oɹɹɐɥɔ — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 01:22:18 +0000

I’m sure. You always have an excuse.

By: mabsba

mabsba — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 01:21:23 +0000

My best one ever: college campuses abound with recruiters for religions. Two women were chatting me up because they felt ‘God had sent them to save me.’ After explaining that I didn’t believe in heaven (then had to gently point out that no, I didn’t believe in the Bible — that would of necessity indicate a belief in heaven), they asked what I thought happened when I died. I told them that my mom told me if I was very good I might be reincarnated as a house cat. They asked if I believed that, and I did the whole wide-eyed innocent and answered, “I believe everything my mother says. Don’t you?”

Great thing is that my mom actually did say that once when we were talking about my incredibly spoiled cat.

By: Justacarolinian

Justacarolinian — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 01:18:10 +0000

Chalk it up to a no fault thing. It was just commentary. Look at it like “rubbin is racin.”

By: Agent Maxwell Silverhammer

Agent Maxwell Silverhammer — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 01:14:56 +0000

Gaping holes in organs don’t kill people, the organs shutting down kills people…

By: Agent Maxwell Silverhammer

Agent Maxwell Silverhammer — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 01:14:09 +0000

Oooo, that’s a good one. But the only ATM from my bank branch around here is a drive thru… I don’t get much of a chance for anti social interaction at the ATM

By: Agent Maxwell Silverhammer

Agent Maxwell Silverhammer — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 01:12:35 +0000

Eh, mabs made a sarcastic joke. Gah took it as actual doctrine of ideas… If you can fault mabs for being defensive about that, then I expect you to never be defensive when someone does it to you. That’s all I’m saying.

By: Default User

Default User — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 01:11:39 +0000

*giggles* Wow, if Jane didn’t already have a claim on you I’d be all over you right now. Another fin one, next time you go to the ATM, when the money comes out yell “I won! I won! Third time this week!”

By: Agent Maxwell Silverhammer

Agent Maxwell Silverhammer — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 01:08:22 +0000

Well if it weren’t for the horrendous snowstorm knocking out my power, I might start one. Power came back on today… at about 9 AM… while I was asleep… stupid power…

By: Agent Maxwell Silverhammer

Agent Maxwell Silverhammer — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 01:06:47 +0000

Well, I never claimed to be stranger than average… And I do love doing embarrassing things in public on purpose. Things like Trigger Happy TV undertook.
I got the mall trip and fall into The Gap.
In Elevators I stand in the corner, facing the corner, meowing intermittently. OR, I place a box in the corner of the elevator and ask passengers if they hear something ticking….
My favorite was I made a guy leave a bathroom stall next to me when I put my hand under the stall and said “Little Help?” he handed me a roll of toilet paper, and I said “No man, Do you have a highlighter?”

By: Rando the Easily Amused

Rando the Easily Amused — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 01:04:14 +0000

That is an excellent point.

By: mabsba

mabsba — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 01:00:57 +0000

For what I assume are obvious reasons, that’s not real high on my list right now.

By: Default User

Default User — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 01:00:34 +0000

No! Get back here! *throws facebook boomerang at Mabs*

By: mabsba

mabsba — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:58:40 +0000

What’s this ‘facebook’ thing you keep talking about? *runs away to repair computer*

By: Default User

Default User — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:56:24 +0000

I always assumed he was saving himself for Janie.

By: mabsba

mabsba — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:53:31 +0000

And here I was wondering why you didn’t have a steady girl.

By: Default User

Default User — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:49:47 +0000

*crashes her computer into Mabs’ computer*

By: pıɐɯɹǝɯ ʎxǝs ǝɥʇ oɹɹɐɥɔ

pıɐɯɹǝɯ ʎxǝs ǝɥʇ oɹɹɐɥɔ — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:46:59 +0000

A rock, the sand, the shade of the tree growing on the side of the mountain at dawn
You moan you grumble in every sound beneath the curtains behind the door
You are the seldom, the more and more, the maybe later and the not quite yet
The floatsam cast upon the shore, the mesmerizing tune of a siren song.
And you’re the one, the only one, who can appease my trouble, my torment,
When all sense seems gone, when my life feels lost.
The sacred and the profane, a seashell in the sand, the crackling of the rain, the underhand.

By: Jane St.Clair is watching that show that's kind of like Mythbusters.

Jane St.Clair is watching that show that's kind of like Mythbusters. — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:44:34 +0000

And later on down on this one, I believe.

By: Default User

Default User — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:43:29 +0000

Guns don’t kill people. Gaping holes in vital organs kill people.

By: Default User

Default User — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:42:40 +0000

Charro, you’re psychic! I just mentioned him and Mabs getting facebook on another lol!

By: Rando the Easily Amused

Rando the Easily Amused — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:42:26 +0000

Just remember. Guns don’t kill people. THE IDIOTS WHO CARRY THEM DO.

By: Justacarolinian

Justacarolinian — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:42:02 +0000

Like I said in the beginning, looks like to me that it was both of them.

By: Default User

Default User — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:38:47 +0000

Now, if BOTH of you were on facebook, you could safely share said experiences without fear of trolls….hint hint.

By: Agent Maxwell Silverhammer

Agent Maxwell Silverhammer — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:37:45 +0000

Well my first thought was: “What politician actually has JUST God’s interests in mind?”
I mean honestly….

By: Default User

Default User — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:37:43 +0000

I think if I were a teacher at a high school, I would use that to get the class to be quiet.

By: Rando the Easily Amused

Rando the Easily Amused — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:36:59 +0000

Hey, wait a minute, that’s not a breathalyzer…

By: pıɐɯɹǝɯ ʎxǝs ǝɥʇ oɹɹɐɥɔ

pıɐɯɹǝɯ ʎxǝs ǝɥʇ oɹɹɐɥɔ — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:36:22 +0000

So, got a Facebook page yet?

By: Agent Maxwell Silverhammer

Agent Maxwell Silverhammer — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:35:50 +0000

It’s happened before.. I don’t go into details on here because any subject as close to my heart would only be used as fuel for trolls should I share it here.

By: Agent Maxwell Silverhammer

Agent Maxwell Silverhammer — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:30:08 +0000

Mabs was already on the defensive though, being as that Gah was shoving words down her throat.
I think it would be expected when someone continues a debate that you didn’t even start, that they would remain on the defensive.
You can’t jump into a wrestling match in a tag team and expect your opponent to smile and make you tea just cause you haven’t hit them yet
Now I know that analogy could be stretched, to the point of being irrelevant, but the point remains, when someone’s on the defensive and you pick up the other side of the debate, especially when the debate stared off with our opponent got blindsided to begin with, it’s rather excusable to continue the defense.
Unless you think she should have just rolled over and said “Ok fine, you win, that’s what I think!”

By: Jane St.Clair is watching that show that's kind of like Mythbusters.

Jane St.Clair is watching that show that's kind of like Mythbusters. — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:19:58 +0000

What’s not to love about my Max? I’m surprised no real life girls have snatched him up and tattooed “property of” on his butt.

By: Justacarolinian

Justacarolinian — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:18:32 +0000

Uh, ramblin gamblin sleasely Easely was a Democrat, and now Beverly Perdue is also. And looks like both of them are going down in scandal. Maybe they can share a cell with Jim Black.

By: Jane St.Clair is watching that show that's kind of like Mythbusters.

Jane St.Clair is watching that show that's kind of like Mythbusters. — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:17:25 +0000

Do you really want to ride a horse that’s having that not so fresh feeling?

By: Justacarolinian

Justacarolinian — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:14:51 +0000

Miley Cyrus’ music has that same effect on people.

By: Justacarolinian

Justacarolinian — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:13:07 +0000

Actually, I wasn’t being condescending. I was just joking in the biker rally thing. Then Mabs got defensive, when there was no need to. And, it seemed to me, looking at things from a biased point of view. I thought a different perspective would be informative.
Food for thought.

By: wicket

wicket — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:07:14 +0000

gotta love it when god is being used by politicians for votes, either side it’s coming from. tell me about policies and facts not paranoias and talking points.

By: mabsba

mabsba — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:03:50 +0000

That’s why they crashed the ship!

By: Default User

Default User — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:00:24 +0000

(but if you’re mesmerized you aren’t going to be paying attention to things such as steering and those big sharp point rocks up ahead)

By: Default User

Default User — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 23:58:45 +0000

Why are we douching a horse?