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Are you certain this creature is how I ordered it? Yes, sir. The razor claws and fangs grow in latter.
(Vladimir Putin)
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I believe you mean Later. Oh, and FIRST!
Spelling troll!!!
Hardly troll-like to expect that the LOL’s that reach the main page don’t have mistakes that silly.
Silly mistake troll!!!
From Wiki:
Genetic engineering, recombinant DNA technology, genetic modification/manipulation (GM) and gene splicing are terms that apply to the direct manipulation of an organism’s genes.[1] Genetic engineering is different from traditional breeding, where the organism’s genes are manipulated indirectly. Genetic engineering uses the techniques of molecular cloning and transformation to alter the structure and characteristics of genes directly. Genetic engineering techniques have found some successes in numerous applications. Some examples are in improving crop technology, the manufacture of synthetic human insulin through the use of modified bacteria, the manufacture of erythropoietin in hamster ovary cells, and the production of new types of experimental mice such as the oncomouse (cancer mouse) for research.
The term “genetic engineering” was coined in Jack Williamson’s science fiction novel Dragon’s Island, published in 1951,[2] one year before DNA’s role in heredity was confirmed in 1952 by Alfred Hershey and Martha Chase[3] and two years before James Watson and Francis Crick showed that DNA has a double-helix structure.
I likie.
Happy Vladurday everyone!!
….So Vlad’s making…A robot…chicken?
*snerk*
Nah, just a chicken with fangs and razor claws. That’s about it.
latter is not the word you were looking for. The word you were looking for it spelled later.
Another spelling troll – help!!!!
Complaining about spellings is not trolly!
Oh, I don’t know – it can be if it is just stating the obvious as Rachael has rather lamely done!!
Rachael, check out Danbala’s response to the spelling below – now THAT is how to do it
Oh, okay. Then I’m with you! Also, she has a few typos herself, but that’s only to be expected. There are sinister forces in the universe who go in and alter your post by adding typos or grammatical errors and some times removing or duplicating words, if your post happens to contain any form of complaint against errors in a previous post.
They are profoundly evil.
And upon reading this, it is found to be good, and it shall be called “Danbala’s Law,” that those who attempt to correct the spelling and/or grammar of another shall be cursed with said mistakes themselves.
Komplayning too teh spelng demoonz! ITz SoZ treW dood. Nrmlly, eye spelz lyk Az Englis Teechr, butt wen eye complayn, I cnt spEl four shyt.
you are very bad at spelling
Spelling v. Grammar.. oh the irony.
I think you meant “is” instead of “it”, right?
Ah. Spelling v. Grammar, the landmark supreme court decision that found in favor in neither party. It was a tragic day for english majors everywhere.
I think Danbala’s Law has killed your shift key.
That was Spelling v Grammer, when Kelsey Grammer pulled out of the role of Hutch at the last moment before filming was due to start.
With Tori Spelling.
If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands!
- SQUISH –
Oops.
Et Voila! Chicken Kiev!
FEKCING PROOF READ THE FECKING CAPTIONS!
Phew. That gave a little relief.
I believe you spelled ‘fecking’ wrong. *runs away*
Lol. Good thing it wasn’t a caption.
I blame it on the froth reaching up into my eyes, making it hard to proof read.
Happy Vladerday and hot chocolate to all.
Poor Vlad is showing his age a bit. Could the wrinkles at the corner of his eyes be from laughter or bright sun? Do they have sun in Russia?
I’m going with laughter. The kind of laughter you get when you watch your enemies suffer at your hands. ^_^
I imagine the winter weather is rather drying. Should we send him some skin lotion?
“Dear Vlad, here’s a bottle of Jergen’s….. use it on the skin, or… for other purposes. With love, The Ladies of PK”
When Vlad uses Jergen’s for recreational purposes, people die.
That brings whole new meaning to the words “Furious masturbation”.
That’s some high moving spunk!
It burns!
Not that that’s a bad thing …
Not realy, but all the snow up north magnifies any sun that creeps through the gloom over 9000 times.
I Heart me some Vladimir Putin
IT’S A CHUBB CHUBB!
If you love them, set them…
How did the next part go, Dimtiri?
On fire?
Yes, that sounds like it.
See? Now that’s funny. If only you could stick to being funny, instead of douchy, we’d all like you.
I think Squirk is our own PK version of Stephen Colbert.
But Colbert is comprehensible. Sqwirk I often find baffling.
If you always read his posts as attempts at sarcasm, they make sense far more often.
Some of his posts don’t make any sense no matter how you read them.
But I still like the little Sqwirk. *pets Sqwirk on the head*
Like I’ve said a few times, if you don’t take Sqwirk seriously, even the douchiest things he says become funnier.
Can I keep it? I think my angry hamster ran away because it was lonely. Maybe if it had a Sqwirk to keep it company it will come back….
It was pretty damned funny.
You should check your speling soner rather than latter.
You should check your spelling sonar rather than ladder?
Spelling sonar? Is that like spellcheck?
That would make sense.
sonars kicks ladders asses anyday
Obviously what we have here is a stealth Raptor. The idea is that its prey will be deceived into thinking it is not but a chicken when, in fact, it’s a ferocious Deinocychous or however you spell that ferocious beastie’s name.
Awwww, wat a cute widdle . . . (ahem) The birdie is cute, too.
So, if I understand this correctly, the fangs will grow in, but the razor claws will not.
No, that’s Mythbusters.
I thought it was Mythbusters.
You’re both wrong. It was Mythbusters all along.
Show’s how much YOU know. It was Mythbusters. *has a smug*
So last night Jane and I were having a torture session… and we were watching Mythbusters, so she looks over her shoulder at me and she said “You know what would be better if we were watching Mythbusters.”
She was so right…
I thought it would inspire you to new heights. I wasn’t disappointed.
But maybe next time we can do even better if we watched Mythbusters.
Oh, you know what show you should really try? Mythbusters. It’s great for late night viewings.
That’s all well and good DU, but Mythbusters really lights our fuse… if you know what I’m saying.
All what I can say that I agree with you maddok
Jackie, the reply button is your friend . . .
Don’t listen to her Jackie! The reply button is not your friend. It is blotting against you as we speak!
It may or may not also be plotting too.
I like blotting best, seems more fun
I wonder would it be blotting, or plotting, for getting out of messes?
This has already been posted.
No, this has already been posted.
As well as this.
but not this
Nope. “but not this” has been posted before!
*start contemplating*
Question: Can we unpost Kira from the gene pool?
Well, I think you can unpost a fence, so why not!?
*gets out the blueprints for a fence, and gets out a human anatomy chart*
Yes… I’m beginning to see how this could work…
*evil grin*
And we could certainly use your small weirdly powerful hands.
the voice of reason says. you can’t un-post a fence without first un-fencing the posts. chew on that.
The voice of mom says: don’t chew on the fence posts; it’s bad for your teeth!
Awh Mom!!! shucks… *digs toe into dirt*
but not this was not posted before this; was it?
I have not posted this has not already been posted.
I have posted this knot.
I already posted this before it was not posted. Before.
I don’t know if you posted this before it was not posted before, but I know that I posted it after you posted this before it was not posted before….. After this.
Postpone posting postal posts post haste!
i’ve seen that posted before
This post can get knotted.
Chicks love Putin.
I dunno. That chick has the same expression as the mouse on V right before the head lizard lady scarfs it down.
He has that hypnotic effect.
Oddly enough, Putin looks happy. Like he does in fact find the baby chick cute. That doesn’t mean he won’t kill it when it craps on him….
Perhaps he’s trying to decide whether it would make a good Judo adversary.
That made me LOL.
Putin: Aw, so cute. Just look at your cute little cute feathers.
Chick: *poops*
*poof of feathers*
literacy fail, but good pic
Latter?