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Caption win!
Not.
You are wrong – win!
I said it first and it counts to infinity.
No…no, she’s right. This could have been MUCH funnier.
The picture, with no caption was 90% to “funny”. The caption actually pushes it *away* from funny.
Yes, of course the obligatory caption would have been much funnier – and original.
Hmm the board keeps eating my HTML brackets, I should have forseen this:
… the obligatory “INSERT CONSTIPATION JOKE HERE” caption …
Maybe something with pirates or popeye?
Well, those would not highlight his truly evil nature, thus again not providing a 1:1 comparisson that is apparently needed for the perfect caption
McCain couldn’t be evil if you shoved evil up his ass. He’s too damn wishy-washy. He’d be evil for a second, then go back to pandering to the Rebel Alliance.
*snort*
plus, it’s really hard to be evil when you can’t lift your arms above shoulder height… even the “seig heil” was usually higher than that.
He’s nothing but a pawn of the evil empire. You want Emperor Palpatine? Bring Cheney out here.
But Obama sure is turning out to be the whiny Anikin Skywalker. So I guess we are doomed to become a galactic empire after all.
“So this is how liberty dies, to thunderous applause.”
ZING!!
You can’t zing when quoting Episodes I-III. Period.
Don’t be daft. You can’t quote Episodes I-III since they were never made. They weren’t! It never happened! *closes eyes and covers ears* LALALALALALA CAN’T HEAR YOU!
whispers, I kind of liked the end of II and most of III…….
Yeah I know what you mean… I was upset when the Patriot act was passed too.
PK ate my original post, so I’ll attempt to repeat:
I thought of that one too, but I figured someone would try to divert away from it by saying “oh sure, liberals always bring up Bush” or some sh!t.
BTW, we can’t say sh!t anymore.
Rando, welcome to our world…..
Well I mean hell I am being a bit overdramatic..
I mean the repubs do love freedom… after all Reagan did repeal interest rate caps for credit card companies… I mean hell… how much more freedom do you need than that?
Max what’s with the douchebaggery lately. Really man….. you want me to start just throwing out horse $hit comments about liberals as well?
Damn, we really can’t say sh!t. What a crock.
Charro: REally though, if a conservative throws out douchebaggery blanket statements against liberals, y’all pounce, but it’s ok for one of your own?
Now if this had been a picture of Cheney making that face with that caption it would have been funny.
Good point. Some basic pirate speech would have done nicely.
Just say “Arr!”
Caption FAIL.
The Emperor did not make a Popeye face.
But did Popeye ever make an emperor face?
Only a couple times, during WW II…. but they don’t show those ones any more. I think they show up on “censored cartoon” videos, though.
Yes, I agree, the person to caption this failed in epic proportions.
Not only did they not notice that the backdrop of the picture is clearly NOT the Death Star, it is also very obviout that he is not talking to Princess Leia.
His face is also clearly much more distorted and evil on this picture than the Emperor’s face ever was, even at the End of Episode 3.
He also failed to notice the distinct lack of the evil robe, lightsaber and lightsaber paraphernalia.
And although his personal bodyguard could be standing outside the camera’s FOV, not even a single storm trooper is visible anywhere in the picture. Given the high density of Stormtroopers present at any given moment, this is highly unlikely and should have tipped the author off as to the problems with the authenticity of this picture.
I fully agree, the author should verify that the picture is a 1:1 match to the intended comparisson, otherwise – how would anyone know it is a joke? He / she cannot seriously expect to have an audience with some basic form of processing capability for irony or sarcasm!
In closing, Meh.
May I have permission to eat Yessi, it talks too much.
Please do.
If I may point out to the talker-eater, there are quite a LOT of red “C”s on this page, as well …
Just sayin’
But I like the red C’s, you not so much.
*eats*
Sorry HOW, I was otherwise distracted for a while
Actually, that was quite a pleasant experience – mabsba was right. Who knew.
And here I was thinking someone doesn’t like my opinion and is trying to resort to violence because arguments ran out. Silly me.
But maybe you should try eating HOW – she apparently has her period judging from those flashes of rage. Could be an exciting new flavour!
It continues to talk after I ate what brains I found! What a strange creature. *pokes with stick*
Burn it! Burn it with fire!
Hey! I think it’s one of them furriners. It spells funny!
“…It spells correctly!”
There, I fixed that for ya.
U’s are not a renewable resorce, Yessi. Yo mst conserve them where yo can.
I am saving all of mine to sell to the Canadians.
*fines Rando for vsing the letter that can’t be vsed* I’ve decided to conserve them, I will vse a v in their place.
Ve vill look as if ve are trying to do bad German accents.
Looks at Defavlt Vser’s name. *shakes head in disgvst*
This from Rando, the Psvedo Canadian! Hvh!
No no no it smells fine, a little extra perfumey, but still not too much like that really furriner guy… what’s his name?!?!?!? Smells like Sweidsh meatballs all the time….
I am also fireproof, apparently. I am discovering myself today, it seems.
Yessi; The Undiscovered Asshat.
Wasn’t that a show on VH1?
Two points:
1. many short, entertaining answers =/= long single answers
2. don’t mess with our Nucky
Aw, thanks Mabs.
I feel so loved.
I still have your pirate shirt. On the plus side, it is a crew neck; on the minus, I’m not sure pirate regalia is more appropriate than cleavage.
Hahahahaha! I was thinking of wearing a turtleneck and a mini mini skirt with thigh high boots to my second interview….
**picks jaw off of floor** Pics PLEASE!!!
Oh and you’re hired….
*strips off turtleneck* Great, when do I start?
Um, a lot of these things are regional, so I’m not quite sure about the boots? Are thigh high boots considered ‘tacky’ there? I thought they were mandatory for riding the dogsled.
Mabs shut up…. she’s slutting up her outfit….. you will piss of the PK men….
You go away! Nucky getting the job is more important than your hedonistic desires!
So, Nucky, is it better to take the dogsled to the interview or the caribou?
Dogsled. Never to an interview smelling like caribou. It’s bad form.
What about smelling of Moose? My moose mobile is a necessity.
I’m not sure what you think a red C is……..
I am not sure you do, either…
It’s a Conservative……. oh wait….
… on his period?
Actually up here Liberals are Red, Conservatives are Blue…
You guys really are back asswards aren’t you….. typical, it’s always the nieghbor who brings down the property value.
But do you use John Deere Green to paint your water tower graffiti?
It’s the U.S. that’s backwards. Red has been the color of the Left much longer than this red state/ blue state B.S. You’ve been brainwashed by Big Media.
But media is ebil liburalls…… KKKKKKKKKKKKHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!
Red is the color of communism. Republicans are communists!
The word ‘commie’ is preferred. It does not waste the all important letter. However, she of the green foliage is correct.
In this case, its a (currently) sucky hockey team. Nothing liberal or conservative about it.
The Red C’s are under the protection of a rather easily irked Thunder God, varlet. Be advised.
*snuggles Brak* My hero…sigh.
Yes, oralday is every Tuesday.
Life just got better.
Much better.
*wraps cape around Nucky*
Fck thou OFF, Yessi!!!
Andy – if you don’t hurry up with the eating I’m going to kill the fvcker.
Tsk tsk tsk just because your period just started, there is no excuse for venting those random flashes of hormonal rage online.
http://www.tampax.com
I think I just heard Forrest Gump say something. Yeah, Forrest. Stupid is as Yessi does. Gump, you are a gosh darn genius.
Aww, JAC, lookit the wittle attention mongering trollykins. It thinks it can play with the big boys and girls.
I don’t like playing with it, it gives me indigestion.
And that says a lot coming from a zombie.
It probably wasn’t much of a mouthful either, was it?
I think he’s compensating. Trying to make up for a lack elsewhere. Maybe he has been wearing some of those exploding underwear?
DUDE much better than edible underwear in the bedroom….
Note to self: Stay out of ILPBs bedroom/underwear.
@DU. I second that.
**Straps HOW down to the table** Now HOW I wil let you up if you promise no more violence, we’re still hiding the bodies from yesterday. Bsides you need to eat sometime, all that killing must of made you hungry. **starts to hand feed HOW a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cookie**
*noms cookie*
Thank you sir, may I have another? And some tea?
But I only killed 2 trolls and Andy yesterday!! That’s nothing! And Andy’s better off now; he’s a zombie.
Listen, you think you can let me go now? Either that or start with the fun stuff.
Pshh, typical liberal, thinking that since you did something for me I’m better off now. Don’ t you see I’m dependent on hand outs now?
*notices ILPB hand out feeding cookies*
*eats ILPBs hand*
See?!?!
You be quiet! I knew what was better for you and helped you out!
Plus, ILPB didn’t need THAT hand.
You only need one really.
*grabs bucket*
Palms, palms for the poor!
Well two is for a nicer variety. You sit on one until it goes numb, then it’s like someone else… ummmm her **reaches down Andy’s throat and retrieves hand** I need this much more than you…
Hmm where do I start?
I believe it was the philosopher Descartes who said “I am therefore I talk”. Following in this line of thought …
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In closing, Hell no!
Now, now, don’t jump to decisions. If you’ve never been eaten by a previously disembodied zombie, how do you know you won’t like it?
There is a very scary logic to that train of thought …
Give the kid a chance…he’s new at this zombie stuff.
Sorry, dude, it’s just not that clever. I have no problem with people making fun of McCain. That’s fun. But it’s just not clever. And the Emperor Palpatine jokes are done to death pretty much across the board.
And longwinded sarcasm is longwinded.
*giggle*
Meh.
Concur, where the whit is somewhat there, the fact that McCain is not in a robe, and didn’t win the election, comparing him to the Emporer is kind of, well “Meh!”
You are over thinking the caption.
You are under-thinking the caption
Just take the picture as it is. It’s been too long since I’ve seen an LOL on this specific site.
So… you missed the Pimpin’ lol… that’s right below this one?
Naw…. it takes too much thinking to force it to make sense.
Yes, if only he had won the election and was wearing a robe – then we would all be laughing our asses off right now!
Oh, wait …
That’s not even funny to joke about.
Not with the current Fook Up we have in the White House, it ain’t.
They let Sarah in the White House again?
I thought the secret service was trained better.
She said she was on the list so they let her in.
Is that>/i> how she got the TV spot?
Tag fail.
Yup you missed, you’re still it… nah nah nah nah boo boo…
Hmm…. it occurs that even after being in the White House for a solid year, Obama *still* has accomplished at the same level as Palin. Interesting…
Nobody cares what you think.
I’m sure that you talk to nobody quite frequently, so I will treat you as an authority on nobody’s opinion.
She’s right.
Nobody.
Ever.
Heh. Never have so many been so proud of speaking for nobody.
Stop socking. You’re not fooling anyone.
Um, how delusional of you, I guess.
Stop merkining.
No one cares what you think. But FTR, I don’t think McCain would’ve been able to do any better.
But Chuck Norris would kick the economy’s a$$!!!!
Hey wait you notice all the conservatives are tough guys, John Wayne, Bruce Willis, Teddy R., Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood….. wow can someone find one liberal tough guy?
Howard Dean let that black family move into Vermont that one time.
I hear Hillary Clinton is sniper proof.
Zing!
Pfft. Just like a conservative to think that being a tough guy is important.
You don’t need tough if you got smart!
And you don’t need smart if you’ve got the hawtness
One can be smart AND hawt!
And we’re proving it! *shimmies*
True, but you don’t NEED the smart if you have the hawt
Well, I always figured that hawtness is not eternal, so it would be a good idea to leverage it to maximize the benefit for my retirement!
Yeah, that didn’t work out so well for one candidate in 2008 down here.
hmm… you have a point… your counter example is irrefutable. I bow to your insight HOW.
*bows deeply*
It’s best to be both, like the women of PK.
Fair enough… I’ve always preferred nerd girls anyway, I fell in love with my wife the first time she kicked my ass in 3d chess.
That is hot.
Arnold… don’t let his tag fool you.
Arnold is a Conservative, sorry try again…
Sigourney Weaver. She’s tough in Aliens!
“Wit” has no ‘h’ in it.
Twit.
I am he means a silent “h”
I hate my browser –
I am SURE he means a silent “h”
Sure. Explain Cool Whip, then.
Cool Whip is a brand of non-dairy whipped cream substitute named a whipped topping by its manufacturer. It is used in North America as a dessert topping and in some no-bake pie recipes. It is generally described as non-dairy as it contains no cream or milk and no lactose; however, it does contain the milk derivative casein.
Source: Whikipedia
Actually, this is hillarious – From the same source I just quoted:
“Cool Whip was introduced in 2239 by the Birds Eye division of Anus.”
Use this explanation at your own peril.
You should really be nicer to h-Wil h-Wheaton.
so…. h-what you’re saying is that you hooked up with h-Whoopi Goldberg?
*Eats biff’s brains*
You must still be hungry, I’ll go hunt down Rando, his brain is HUGE!!!!
They say that hydrocephalic brains already come in a delicious sauce.
I give not one whit about your spelling complaints.
Reach out with your feelings Barack; use the Force.
Cheney: “Barack, *I* am your father!”
Obama: “That’s not…wait, that’s just stupid.”
Cheney: “Grandfather?”
Obama: “Just shut up, okay?”
Rumsfeld: “Sarah is you sister, Obama”
Obama: “Did you guys change dealers?”
I just think it’s funny that Obama *still* tries Jedi mind Tricks, even though they don’t work…
“My healthcare plan would reduce the deficit.”
Yeah… if you think making a statement using actual numerical facts to back up statements is a Jedi Mind Trick… then allow me to explain why they work on people like yo-…. the simple minded.
I don’t trust you and your elitist numbers and facts!
You do realize that there are many “non-partisan” economists who believe that Obama’s plan will add to the deficit. Actually I believe a majority of them do. You do realize that the day it looked like the Bill was going to be signed the Stock MArket tanked (200 points I think), all b/c of the Bill.
Facts, shmacts.
Economyism is just like meteorology.
Or is that Economology? I forget.
No that’s AStrology….. what’s your sign?
Rando, love the name, but did I miss something?
Greenbeard began the mutation process with the green Koolaid. And the Molson.
GAH! I’ve been ninja’ed!
Q8<
Hee hee.
Excellent, Rando. Welcome to Canuck land…..you will be assimilated. First the screech, then you must kiss the cod. We’ll get into the other stuff later….
Ah, perhaps it’s my American geographical education, but isn’t Calgary landlocked and aren’t cod an ocean-going fish? If this is right, you Canucks are so talented.
You are correct. I was just starting from the eastcoast with Canuckian traditions. First stop, the Newfoundland: screech and cod. Next stop PEI: red pig tails and visiting Green Gables.
I can’t tell you all of them, unless you want to enter the secret society of Canuckia.
Well, it took a minute to translate PEI; I am still very confused by the PEI traditions.
All is know is BC: rain. then more rain. then light rain followed by heavy rain. and some more rain. tomorrow? rain.
Ahem *adjusts glasses in schoolmarmish way*
BC: rain, pot, snowboarders, very liberal, lots of pot
Alberta: red necks, prairies, moutains, desert, forest, very conservative
Saskatchewan: flat, flat, flat, oh and did I mention flat?
Manitoba: black flies, winter, winter, hot as hell, winter, oh, and the Guess Who
Ontario: we don’t like to talk about them
Quebec: we don’t like to talk about them in French
Newfoundland: Newfies, ‘nough said
Nova Scotia: fiddles and whiskey
Prince Edward Island (PEI): Anne of Green Gables and potatoes
New Brunswick: Um……..yeah….you’re guess is as good as mine.
Oh, crap. They’re going to revoke my Canuck membership card:
Northwest territories: cold
Yukon: cold
Nunavut: more cold
So, except for the constant rain it sounds as though BC is the place to be.
*starts humming theme from “Green Acres”*
Well, I do believe it occasionally stopped raining.
Excellent salmon fishing. OMG. FRESH salmon. *swoons*
Yes, HOW, BC is the freelove/pot/etc. capital of North America. It really is the place to be.
But Calgary has cowboys….tight jeans, boots…..drool.
Grills up some fresh salmon on cedar planks and serves with roquefort pear salad and parmesan basil orzo pasta on the side.
*rings dinner bell*
I’ve done the Stampede and the girls.. WOW!!!!
As an aside, Canadian girls are a lot like Aussie girls.. Sorry, I’m not going to elaborate beyond that.
*inspects salmon* You DO realize that ‘fresh’ means you just hauled it out of the river and whacked it on the head moments before cooking, right? But your offering is acceptable. *nom nom nom*
It’s not polite to laugh at the mentally challenged Eddie
oh dang, nesting fail again
If the dumpster behind the supermarket of questionable repute was blue, does that count as a river?
*gags* Um, I think I’m full. Thanks, anyway.
mabs – He’s a zombie, “fresh” is kinda of lost on him.
I would have thought that Quebec would have been:
Quebec: We point and laugh – in french
It’s not polite to laugh at the mentally challenged Eddie
Normally I would agree with you. But we’re talking about French Canadians, they expect you to point and laugh so they can have a reason to be rude and hateful.
So wait: French Candaians are New Yorkers?
No, no, no.. French Canadians have taken the basic concept of rude and hateful to a level never seen before. Even more than actual French. Hell, even the French hate French Canadians!
I’ve spent about 6 weeks in Quebec and about 4 months in France: not one single unpleasant interaction with the French and nothing but rudeness and a$$holery in Quebec.
Sigh….yes, unfortuntately, HOW, I hear that a lot.
I had a Quebecois come into my store one time. Couldn’t speak a word of English (I have basic French). He was incensed that I did not speak HIS language. Um, last I checked we were in the ENGLISH speaking part of Canada. But, I’m a Canuck, so I was polite and did the best I could.
The French-Canadians who move south of the border to New England must have been the nice folk, I guess?
My relatives moved from Quebec to North Dakota to Montana. *sigh* If they were looking for warmer weather, I’m not sure they were the ‘smart folks.’
The problem, IMHO, is that the nice ones leave. I know several decent Quebecois who are a little kookie but fairly friendly. All of them spent their young lives just waiting to get the heck out of Quebec. The ones that stay behind are the bitter, angry, hateful ones.
Cool! Wait, there’s just one thing. I was hoping to live somewhere that might win a Stanley Cup before I die.
Keep talking like that and you can sleep outside with the dogs and caribou.
It’s okay. It’s not like my team is doing any better. The last time my team even made the finals was 1970!
We had that great run in 2004…..
They’re not a bad team, they just lose energy toward the end of the season, it seems.
And, well, that Cup win back in ’89, but that was before I was a hockey fan. You guys had Al MacInnis on your team then. We built a statue for him here outside the Scottrade Center.
That’s what I love about all the Canadians on here now. I love talking about hockey!
Do they still play that sport? **pokes Rando and runs away**
’89 was a great year, but I was too young to appreciate it (17).
Dark Horse of this season…The Flyers.
ILPB–I told you that I don’t like you in THAT way, okay? Stop poking me or I’m filing a sexual harrassment suit.
justacanuk–Too young to remember it? When you were 17? When my wife was like 12 she was practically stalking then-Blues center Adam Oates at team events. Ah, the Hull & Oates days. The Blues were fools to let go of either of those guys.
Brak–They gotta make the playoffs first. And I checked the standings today. The Eastern Conference is tighter than EWAdams’ asshole.
Rando – not too young to remember (partied hard afterward), but I wasn’t as into hockey back then like I am now. I almost lost my citizenship card for complaining that the hockey season went on too long. I have now repented the error of my ways.
The hockey season can NEVER go on too long. There’s a whole 3 or 4 months where there’s no hockey at all! Can you believe that??
And thankfully they’re in the summer so we don’t notice it TOO much. I don’t know about you guys but the lock-out in 2004/05 turned me in to a hockey-less madwoman! I was so desperate for hockey I was going to beer league games.
Something about giving me green Kool-Aid that made me want to drink Molson and say “eh” a lot.
Yeah, Molson will do that too you. I’ve got some Crown Royal Extra Old to top that off.
*looks contrite* I’m sorry. I gave them Screech last night.
Ah, but did they kiss the cod?
That sounds disgusting.
After a shot of screech, many questionable things suddenly seem like a good idea…
Which is probably why we were were forbidden to give them the Screech. Sorry for the cod in the bed, Rando.
The following would have been just as good, or better :
“There… are … four … lights!”
“Nice hobbitses”
“Silence, P’tak!”
“Spooooooooooooooon!”
“For Asgaaaaaard!”
“By Grabthar’s hammer, by the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged!”
“Khaaaaaaaan!!!”
…. or any number of random fanboy quotable quotes….
Ah, Senator McCain. I smelled your foul stench when I logged on to PK.
I hate this guy. When is he gonna die?
That’s just mean. Srsly.
Yeah, I don’t really like McCain either, but we save the “when is he gonna die” for things like Osama.
McCain at least served his country and all that other junk.
agree…but, if he does die before Obama is done, we all get to pat ourselves on the back again.
your blood will be the first to be spilt by this glorious machine… BROTHER!!!!!