Mrs Peacock… in the kitchen… with a revolver.
(Queen Beatrix of The Netherlands)
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its my queen with a gun!
prawn to bish three
You need to check your terms, mate.
Sorry – just had to get that off my chess.
You always see things in black & white, don’t you, pitty?
Only at knight.
Pitty would never let this guy rook her.
I can never tell when you’re being sarcastle.
His moves are stale.
someone plz make a totally looks like pic with this one and the big guy from sin city testing gladys
I suck at teh internet but it would be funny!
c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-combobreaker!
Check mate.
You need to watch Red Dawrf.
To prevent us, the Dutch, from decades of despair by planning an assassination on mr. W.A. of Orange. Now that’s a murder she wrote..
Bloody queen, I want my republic in the Netherlands
Interesting; most Dutch people I’ve talked to love their Queen.
The problem is, 10-30 years from now, she’ll be replaced by her son Willem-Alexander, known by all to be a twat of epic proportions.
And our country is only €50 / person away from having the most expensive monarchy per capita in the world.
Willem-Alexander was second on the list of popular royals (after his wife) until that little incident with the holiday home. His mum was third. So until recently, he wasn’t “known by all” to be a twat of epic proportions, he was more popular than Beatrix.
Eesh, I remember weird stuff (read that in the Volkskrant!).
Isn’t Willem-Alexander ineligible to succeed the Queen, because he married a Catholic, or something like that?
No, not sure where you got that from, but it’s not true. The monarch-to-be does need the governments approval of his intended while to remain eligible for the throne.
Willem-Alexander didn’t ask for approval, but was given it anyway.
It could be from the Act of Settlement, but that’s British law, not Dutch.
I think that you are confusing with Belgium. None of the Oranges (Dutch royal family) is allowed to the Belgian throne, ever since we seceded in 1830.
10-30 years from now? She just became 72 last January… I don’t think she’ll holds the line for 30 more years AT ALL…! I even think she isn’t going to hold the throne for 10 years either.
And about the monarchy: It’s the best monarchy there is on the entire planet. Don’t you even think you’ll get treated better in another country. And so thinks almost every foreign human, i can assure you, who met the dutch living standards.
I want my Republic back. I dont really understand why my fellow dutch like our royalty. When we achieved independence from spain, we were a republic. We only became a kingdom because the English and French wanted us to be. We didnt ask for a monarch.
I agree there. I am not really against the monarchs for the sake of it, but more because it does not honor our history and traditions, opposed what pro-monarchs said.
We were a really early republic, and should be proud of that. I’m sure we can invent some fancy dressup and traditions around a republic to appease the monarch crowd.
one word: stadtholders
Agreed, politically we aren’t the best country. But we are doing it an awful lot better then most other monarchy countries. Not to mention the non-monarchy countries… (USoA, for example)
(before every US citizen goes mad now: I don’t mean this bad, Obama is repairing a lot of damage done by the last President, wich name i don’t want to use. But it still has an image to repair, that’s what i meant. also I do not think every US citizen/politician realizes, that their votes affect the whole world…)
Hope you agree to that too.
Hey! The caption should be “Now Witness the power of this fully armed and operational battle station!”
Just sayin’.
There is much suck contained in you, oh sock.
Yeah, but that was actually kinda funny.
Yup, it was.
Yeah, I was torn. He IS an annoying sock, but that was funny, so I just let it go without posting either way.
I’m willing to give credit where it’s due. But that’s all I’m giving it.
My anti-Canadian post didn’t work. Stupid Canadian admins.
I was just joking. I love Canada. *puppy eyes*
Agh do apologies always STING this much?
they can take the gun out of her cold dead hand! … should not take long anyway.
She’s only 72 or so, isn’t she? Remember how long her mum lasted.
Cylon!
“Go ahead punk…..make my day”
“you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?”
Did I fire 5 shots, or 6? In all the excitment I lost track myself.
six, definitely six…..
Reminds me of my ex-wife.. without the smile.
That explains why you spend so much time watching the lawn.
“Betty dear – this is what you need to fend off those pesky tabloid reporters!”
Her and the Queen of England at dawn with guns at the ready……
Interesting. Grandamjim got back-to-back front page LOLs. I’ve never seen that before, not even by EWAdams.
BTW, anyone who thinks that this site is all liberals, I’ve seen a number of more conservative LOLmakers on the front page recently. jking & grandamjim are two of the more prolific conservative LOL makers who have gotten multiple front page selections. So to the conservatrolls who like to bash the site as being all liberals, SHUT UP. You finally got your damn way.
Like we did with Scott Brown ?
That was just mean. You’re a mean person.
There goes the neighborhood…..
Still waiting for the right leaning LOL’s of Obama.
I’d vote for any that are funny…we viking-types will laugh at anyone!
Like VG said, they need to be FUNNY, not just mean. I’m sure to the conservatrolls the just plain mean Obama LOLs are funny, but seriously they lack any cleverness whatsoever. I’ve taken a couple shots at Obama even (one where I make fun of how he’s lost support on the health care bill recently).
Yeah, putting FAIL on a picture of Obama, and it’s mostly captions of that level that I’ve seen in the voting so they get voted down. Gimmee something funny and I’ll actually vote for it.
Likewise: “Funny” trumps “agrees with my politics” every time.
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You know, I could have gone my whole life not knowing those existed and been perfectly happy.
I was eating when I checked that out….. I’m not eating anymore…
I have something for you to eat…
*presents naked Janie wrapped in a bow*
That’s my favorite! *looks around for some sushi*
I don’t know about the sushi, but there does appear to be a clam right there.
Ain’t you never seen a naked chick riding a clam before?
I’m in the awkward position of supporting clams, but not naked chicks…i’m taking a real hit in the polls because of it.
Clearly you should be pushing for tata reform, that’ll help bring up the public opinion!
@Wicket. I don’t support naked chicks either; why should I, when they make more than I do?
The secret is to wait for someone else to look first. Then you know if you should.
Trust me, it’s like a train wreck. You stare when you know you shouldn’t.
*hurk*
Yeah, that was my reaction the first time I saw that too. Then I kept asking “why?”
I can’t see the attraction in wanting to stick a whole face into your vag….
Not you specifically JAC.. just someone who has one.
As someone with a vag, I can definitely say I do not need that.
Max, I just don’t get why someone would think that subject matter would be ideal for making one in the first place.
Exec: “Hey guys… I got it…. what if we put Obama’s face on a vibrator!!”
Other Execs: ‘Uhhhhhhhh….’
Exec: “We can call it the Head O’ State!”
Other Execs: ‘You’re Brilliant!”
Heh… of course, the “FUNNY, not just mean” is the minimum requirement for a lolbama. For those on the right, it’s more of a guideline…
May I say that I get a FP from time to time but neither of these LOLs were liberal in nature. Any ones I do that are aimed at liberals do not show up in PK but that doesn’t bother me at all.
Well they should… it should be clear by now that us liberals who comment and vote here often love self depracating humor.
And on a side note: I vote your lols up quite frequently…
I appreciate the votage that I receive. Thank you for your support.
To his/her credit, they’re actually both nonpartisan and amusing.
Which a certain preach LOLmaker could learn from. While grandamjim makes plenty of rather partisan LOLs, he also has a good sense of humor and can make funny, nonpartisan LOLs as well. It’s okay to make some partisan ones, as long as it’s not your whole schtick. I’ve made my fair share of them, but I do try to balance it out sometimes too.
LOL making is srs bizniss.
You’re really EWAdams aren’t you ?
i feel your pain
also my fictous private security company could help
*eats backwater’s brains*
Tastes like spam
*starts cooking rice to make musubi*
I DON’T LIKE SPAM!!!
would you be interested in penis enlargement?
If you’re going to insult me, can’t you at least not make it cruel and disgusting. Insult my mother or call me fat or something. Just don’t call me EWAdams. You know the “certain preachy LOLmaker” I was criticizing in my post above? That’s Adams, not grandamjim. Calling me EWAdams is just…just so terrible. HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!
*holds Rando ever so gently*
There there dear.
Yeah, man! Kick him in the nuts, steal his identity and go on a spending spree, key his car. But don’t EVER call him an EWAdams sock!
Ohhhhhhh. How mean! We have some leftover yellowcake, Rando, and maybe some brownie.
Brownie?!?!!! *big puppie-dog eyes*
–hey, it’s a reflex for me!
I do try not to be too mean spirited with my liberal LOLs. And I will come up with a funny conservative LOL from time to time.
Make that a triple play back-to-back-back!
She’s taking back the power to the monarchy…
that’ s not a revolver, is it?
Good one!
its about the board game called “clue”
WOW! REALLY?! NO WAY!
Oh, I had guessed Monopoly….
I thought Candyland. Thank gods Captain Obvious was here to enlighten me.
It’s not Risk?
No you fool! Didn’t you see what Captain Obvious said!
Candyland would have been my second choice.
I like candy.
Do you know a guy who’s tough but sweet?
Uh, I’m supposed to get this aren’t I. Well, I don’t.
I don’t get it either….*shrugs and licks Max to see if he’s sweet*
Gah it’s the first line of a song…
Well fine, if you don’t want me to lick you, I’ll find someone else to lick!
*sits in DU’s lap*
Well, hello.
I wonder if mermaid boobies taste and different than human ones? Lets find out!
Sit’s in anticipation…well, how do they taste?
Salty! Like the tears of the proletariat! Mmmm, sweet sweet proletariat tears…
Don’t let wicket and I disturb you… please ladies, continue
*eats popcorn*
I love this site…
Well, it looks ISO’s ranting bored Charro so much that she went back to the ocean for the night. We’ll have to pick this up tomorrow. Unless you two want to play with me?
Well that depends is your Max riding license still valid with Janie?
I..don’t know actually. Hmm. I have to flash her to get the license right? *takes naked pictures of self and sends them to Jane* There, I should be covered now.
Oh you’re not covered yet… but in a little bit… well
that looks like a pre-existing libido to me. we might have to reevaluate this excursion
Well, yes, I’ve had it since middle school, but I’ve had coverage for it in one form or another for the past 8 years! You can’t deny me if I’ve have coverage within the last 60 days!
Don’t worry wicket, I’ll give this one a firm evaluation…
*looks at DU*
I hope you’re free for a few hours…
As the overseer of the administrative process, i’m sadly going to have to deny you of sexual coverage tonight. At least until some of your previous provider’s files have been studied. I know this started out all happy and consenting, but this is starting to look like it might be expensive in the long run. So no sexy talk for you, even though we both agreed earlier, i’ve changed my mind after reviewing statistical stuff.
*in Seinfeld voice* Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
Mongo love candy!
I like mangoes.
Oh just because it hasn’t been said yet….
STOP OR MY MONARCH WILL SHOOT!
Apparently they don’t teach proper trigger discipline to the aristocracy over there. Finger OFF the trigger unless you are ready to fire Queen!
I suspect she may be firing a starting pistol for some sort of race, in which case she is ready to fire.
No, she is demonstrating the use of the Netherlands DIY euthanasia kit
Best comment EVER!!
Ever??? i think thats reaching a bit
She must be new to the internets…
She is Furrin, maybe they only now just got internet in the Netherlands? *is one of them thar ignant amer’cans what doesn’t know nuthin’ bout them funny talkin’ furriners*
They speek swedish in the netherlands right?
I think they speak Hollandish.
Hollandish is what you use to drain spaghetti I’m pretty sure…
No that’s a Spainer.
*bows*
Round one to you sir….
Gah, it keeps moderating my respones!
*tries again* I thought a spainer was a type of dog. A co(ker Spainer?
Oh DU.. that’s such a naughty word…. C0cker….
Say it again!
Co(ker! Oh Co(ker! Co(kerel even!
Ok DU, stop before we’re forced into an impromptu torture session.
I’ve never been one to say no to an impromptu torture session! Co(k!
Right… ok then…
*grabs DU around the waist and throws her over his shoulder*
We’re doing this…
*snags the handcuffs, ginger and video camera*
We’ll make a copy for Jane to enjoy
*disappears with DU into the Bedroom of Doom*
*struggles weakly* Oh no! Not the ginger! *twists and writhes a bit as she struggles, possibly even wiggles her butt*
Wow! I never thought that of my queen!
Queen Beatrix’s helmet hair and eyeshadow FTW!
She scares me..
The caption should say:
“ANYONE who comes near me, during my next Birthday Celebration Day… I’m wearing this from now on. So you know.”
(For non-dutch guys/girls, Google for: ‘Accident dutch royalties apeldoorn’)
She can beat Bush holding a riffle with her revolver
Oh my god! I love whoever made this!
Oh. my. god! I love whoever made this!
Dolphin thing?! O.o
funfactory toy?
Ah. I actually really enjoy the rabbit, as long as I don’t think to hard about the fact that it’s shaped like a freaking rabbit.
I’ve a dolphin vibrator where the whole thing is a dolphin shape…with a smile. And a very NICE motor!
Mine’s all right. Eh.
Time for new batteries…or some shopping?
my dreams will be filled with dolphins and rabbits now
Way better than sugar plum fairies I’ll gaurun-damn-tee you!
Obviously you didn’t see the sugar fairy’s plums….
Then I should hope she passes by with the dolphins and rabbits…
indeed, this scenario is only getting better
Well, between rabbits fscking like rabbits and and dolphins being the only species apart from humans that has sex for pleasure it should be a good night.
Those fwisky wabbits and dolphins…