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You never get away with pretend writing.
(Vladimir Putin)
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Wanker.
Gibberish is a generic term in English for talking that sounds like speech, but carries no actual meaning. This meaning has also been extended to meaningless text or gobbledygook. The common theme in gibberish statements is a lack of literal sense, which can be described as a presence of nonsense. The word may derive from the word “jabber” (“to talk nonsense”), with the “-ish” suffix to signify a language; alternatively, the term gibberish may derive from the eclectic mix of English, Spanish, Hebrew, Hindi and Arabic spoken on the British territory of Gibraltar, which is unintelligible to non-natives.
The term was first seen in English in the early 16th century [1]. A common theory is that the word comes from the name of the famous 8th-century Islamic alchemist, Jabir ibn Hayyan, whose name was Latinized as “Geber”, thus the term “gibberish” arose as a reference to the incomprehensible technical jargon often used by Jabir and other alchemists who followed.[2] A second explanation is from the British colony Gibraltar (from Arabic Gabal-Tariq, meaning Mountain of Tariq), whose residents frequently speak in Spanish and English during their conversations. Gibraltarians will often start a sentence in Spanish and switch to English halfway through, making it difficult for non-locals to follow.
Nice use of the ordinal post rule!
Second
Wanker, as well.
At least they’re not moderating that word..yet!
But now that Charro’s told them what it means….
Curses! *delete delete delete*
You could try ‘tosser’ instead..
But I like wanker. Wanker, wanker, wanker. It has such a great sound…except I keep wondering what it sounds like with a Swedish accent.
wankå?
I really, really, really hope Danbala sees that. She will love it!
Lovely attempt, but it’d be more like wängkör.
The term wanker originated from British slang in the 1940s, based on the verb wank.[1] Wanker literally means “one who wanks (masturbates)”. It is normally intended as a general insult rather than as an accusation. It conveys contempt, not commentary on sexual habits. Wanker has similar meanings and overtones to American pejoratives like jerk,[2] and jerk-off. One connotation is of someone self-obsessed or a show-off.[3] Another implication is that the wanker is unable to find a sexual partner.
Ah. Seems I used it incredibly correctly!
Yay! I was so hoping that this response would happen. Thanks Charro
A hundred thousand years ago when I was in advertising, Barclay’s Bank was breaking into the US market and there were ads, including billboards, everywhere extolling “The Barclays Banker” and our British partners over here on a visit were in hysterics because “Barclays Banker” was London slang for “wanker.” (Barclays was NOT our client!)
bitter troll thought wanker was slang to begin with
Yeah, because if you dont use the latin alphabet, you are not writing at all.
Yeah, because Cyrillic handwriting looks so massively different from latin handwriting, that is probably the issue here…
Actually what I see is not even cyrillic… it looks like he was testing his pen with scribbles for 3 lines. lol
‘xactly…
I suspect it’s some sort of secret KGB code. *spends the rest of the day trying to decode the random scribbles*
I was thinking he was crossing things off his to do list, which scares me a little.
Release zombies into the UralsStem alien invasion of Petropavlosk-KamchatskySet Siberian permafrost on fire
Get kaliburns
FTW
Thunder shook loose hale on the outhouse again…today I bumped into you again.
it is cyrllic that he scribbled over the top of
How the hell can you tell?
Because when you turn it sideways you can see that it’s a…
MURDEREREREER!!!!!!!1!!111!
This is a test. Our local public television station introduced me to this Putin song:
Hurray! It worked!
How, how, how?
I.. Uh. Wow.
Now with the One Like Putin Dancers!
I can do it too!! Woot.
And lo the DW signal cut into the night sky, a beam of heavenly light to summon the dark dragon god… He was summoned, saw the adorably sexy Russian chics and it was good.
*cough*
So… Am I the only one without any kind of political opinion on this and just here for the chics?
They were pretty cute. I liked the brunette especially.
Ditto. Now I am trying to decide if I should post my Valentine’s Day rant right now so I don’t forget or take a chance at not doing it at all next week…
do it now, do it now
*clears throat*
Very well
“Now we follow the pretentious idea of expressing love through items and acts when we could better express passion in days and thoughts.
We touch our lovers and see their smiles, hoping that we are worth the effort they take to love us. We want them, need them, but do we really properly appreciate them? Is a hug enough? A ring? A diamond? A night of passion? A meal they didn’t have to prepare? The prettiest of words?
Will it ever be enough? If you are really in love, is anything enough? Pull them close and never let go for you never know when things might end. Give a kiss, a comfort, an expression and pray, pray you fools, that it is enough. For what is love but every minute you think of them, know them, laugh with them, and crave them more than the air you breathe?
Happy Valentines Day.”
Hmm. When we were broke grad students, my husband and I would go to the store on Feb. 15th and buy each other 1/2 price boxes of chocolates, then go outside and give them to each other with great delight and surprise. So where does that fall in these instructions?
PS Happy Valentine’s Day to you also, our dragon friend.
Not instructions so much as over thinking.
You did great if you were both happy. XD
Half price chocolates — how could you not be happy?
Even better, early Monday after Easter, half price cadbury creme eggs….mmmmm….
*shuffles feet*
Well I hate chocolate, so my future hubby gives me Jelly Bellys and Skittles.
Captain Wow, you have a keeper. Don’t let him get away!!!
OMG Yeah, Um, egads, I’m shocked, speechless, Um me too I guess. Wow, I knew that part of the reason his party favored him was because of their concern with alcoholism in Russia. He was selected to be a role model but I had no idea they were so heavy handed with it. Egads
Oh and Happy Vladerday wishing you all hot chocolate, slippers, and a man like…. I may not recover from that one. I fear it may be stuck in my brain. Thanks. Is a Johnny Depp fix a good antidote for “Man like…” shock?
Hey, that flag in the background, is that french?
No but that looks like Obama’s handwriting… and I believe the language is Socialsim….. elebenty!!!
TOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!@!@!!!!1!31341123121!!!!ABCDEFG!!!!!
Honey, If you are seeing a French flag in the background, you are in worse shape than I am. It is a Belgian flag.
um…that’s uh the russian flag…even though it has the same colours as the french flag… but the French flag’s stripes are verticle and not horizontal…
IT’S AN ISRAELI SOLDIER!!!!!!q*&r(& y*y*v(yt*$(yt*q&@*
Haha! The sign was probably printed on a computer!
MURDEREERERERERE!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Spot the differences between the pictures: the pen in the foreground has moved and the hand in the background is more visible. Am I missing anything?
Yes, you are missing something – this is a LOL site and we often get ‘shopped pics like this from time to time
Smile – it’s VLADURDAY!!!!
Or it’s just pictures taken with a few seconds apart, or pictures from different cameras. But yeah, hardly the point as far as lol goes, either way.
What makes you think they don’t have a stealth pen?
Are you that naive…
huh, you know I never noticed this before but he holds a pen sort of funny. I guess maybe because he doesn’t seem to be writing and more pulling it along in little loopies, but still…maybe he doesn’t want ink on his hands…hmm *goes to investigate*
Certain writing systems actually consider it proper to hold the pen slightly different. Dunno about Cyrillic, but in Chinese writing the pen is supposed to be held more vertically than most of us are used to.
You can when you can kill your enemies with the pen.
…or fire. KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!elebinty!!!!
In before Death Note.
Hey jackasses calling him a wanker, he is writing Cyrillic. Invented by St.Cyril, it is 33 letters and the cursive version is way different from the normal printed script. It might as well be perfect writing. Even if he was, he was probably talking to obama. OH DISS!
OH FAIL!
*facepalm*
Wanker..
*shakes head and sighs*
And just for gits and shiggles I looked up Cyrillic Cursive, and Vlads writing still looks like scribbles.
No, no. You are the wanker for your massive reading comprehension fail.
PS: Wanker.
Oh Diss what? What did she do!? What do you have to say to her! Goddangit! finish your sentences!
Oh and this is a lolsite. Feel free to laugh, it’s ok, Putin hasn’t outlawed it…. yet
Actually, if you could read Cyrillic Cursive you would know that Putin is actually signing a bill outlawing humour and laughing.
no, he is writing the beautiful language of sldkfjaofgaoipw.
FACT: Russia does not use English characters
Bah! Next you’re going to tell us that the Japanese use some weird chicken scratches they call Kanji….
In Soviet Russia, English characters use you.
WHAT!? ARE THEY BELGIAN CHARUCTURSSS!?!?!?!?!
On a completely unrelated note, has anyone been to the voting lately? It seems to be even worse than usual lately. I mean it’s either conservatrolls blatantly insulting Obama, many in a rather offensive manner, or EWAdams and his preachiness. I can count the number of “wins” I voted on one hand.
I always forget about the voting.
I went through the voting but I got bored.
I actually started getting irritated by some of the prolific conservatards who have pretty much made 50 “Obama sucks” LOLs in a row.
I go there now and then and I cry so much my face starts to melt. It’s no fun.
I’ve flagged a couple dozen by some worthless fvcktard called edgar123 as offensive, because, well, they really ARE offensive. I mean, they’re bad. Really bad. And there’s a lot of them. I don’t want to wish any harm on anyone, but I wish harm on him. Preferably with a chainsaw, or a sledgehammer.
Did someone call me?
Depends … Who are you irritated with now? *cowers*
AH, me? No one. I thought Rando was seeking assistance. Did you do something? You didn’t let any Commies into the Clothing Optional Thermonuclear Repository and Fallout Shelter, did you?
No one let me get in there, no. :/
Ahem. This is a LIBERAL-run establishment. WE know the difference between socialists and commies. (We probably would make an exception for the commies if they brought appropriate bribes…wink wink.)
:rolleyes:
*pulls down her panties and bends over*
OH NOES, the smiley was wrong. :/
(BTW – this is what a higher level of word censorship does to me. :p )
Um, no offense, but you’ll be needing to bring your boyo along if you want to go that route.
I was kind of thinking of chocolate?
Oh darn. :/
We do have a marvellous chocolate factory here in town though, and they’re probably commies too, considering how good the pralines are, so I’ll gladly and proudly bribe you with their products!
Chocolate is an acceptable bribe. Of course, commies and socialists have to bring more chocolate and you don’t get to play with the thermonuclear weapons. (We traded a bunch of them to Greenbeard for s’mores supplies anyway.) And the smoking area is in the back, away from the weapons.
I would like to add that although the pictures are very nice, the information on the chocolates was in some weird language — all umlauty and such.
Yeah… Strange people, writing like that. However, when it comes to pralines, the pictures say more than the words, I think. They make those chocolates locally, one can go down to the old school indoor food market and watch them work. Very gooey in the best way possible.
Woohoo!
I thought it was a Libra establishment?
What’s a libra? A liberal who ran out of letters?
Feel free to contact the admins about the above mentioned LOL maker. It’s too bad he doesn’t post here. That’d be funny.
I can do the hammer.
Did you guys know? Russians use Cyrillic! It’s different from English lettering!
Charro! What have I told you about making up languages and writing systems?
“Grif, what did I tell you about making up animals?”
“See these tow hooks? They look like tusks! Now, what kinda animal… has tusks?”
“A Walrus?”
Are you sure? I thought they used Kanji?
Umlauts?
Accent grave?
Sanskrit?
I love you.
I love you too! Wanna make out?
Heey, when the right person asks, I’m easy.
*gets smoochy*
Woohoo! *smoochy*
This is relevant to my interests.
More so than you even know yet!
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How about Greek?
Δ γ
Okay, NOW how about Greek?
*facepalm*
Hieroglyphics?
manholdingbird boatwithmanyrowers tallskinnytree slendercat
How did you know?!
كىغ٤٩كئصٷ???
Right.
Vlad knows shorthand.
Neo knows Kung Fu.
For the last time, no, he doesn’t.
You still need a bath.
OMG….at the end….Neo DIES!!
And the ship sinks.
You going to check out the video I found for you already?
*mumbles something about kids having no gratitude these days and flies off*
Sorry, sorry. I have been trying hieroglyphics, which seems to make cheezburger eat my posts. I appreciate the very commendable effort, but I really want to know when the people who publish these photos decided that men aren’t supposed to have chest hair??!!!1!!
PS “Kids”? Hee hee. Very kind, I’m sure.
If it is any consolation, Lynn feels the same way. She is very fond of my fuzzy chest.
I, and my fellow Sasquatch thank you for the sentiment
Well, geez, no chest hair = BOYS. Ew. I like MEN. Facial hair is good, too.
>.>
*has a beard too*
The resolution’s not great, but Cyrillic handwriting is very loopy and scroll-y.
It is? Thanks for the info – I googled and looked at images and thought it in general looked very much like latin handwriting.
I’ve had people ask if I’m writing in Elvish when I write in Russian. My Cyrillic handwriting is much loopier than my Latin writing. ::shrug::
It is indeed Cyrillic cursive, which is completely different from printed Cyrillic and quite ornate. I took Russian in college, aced the course, but could never even begin to understand Cyrillic cursive writing. I still can’t.
It’s bad enough we have to deal with your preachy lolames, now you start lecturing us in the comments??!!
Тихо!
I think that’s Cyrillic cursive.
Cyrillic cursive, pretend writing; same thing. Half the time those who use Cyrillic cursive can’t tell the difference (depending on the writer)
Putin is writing a secret code
*ponders for a moment*
I wonder is looping, scrolling cursive is a sign of sociopathic, genocidal tendencies…
But that would mean most of the women I know are genocidal sociopaths…
Yeah that sounds about right.
Are you suffering the effects of pregnancy hormones?
and the 12yr old niece that lives with us… and the brooding mother-in-law… shall I continue?
Oh, dear. Prepubescent hormones + pregnancy hormones + probably menopausal hormones = some sort of cosmic event, I am sure. Are you hiding under the computer desk?
no, to add insult to injury I’m working Super Bowl Sunday…
You will have to imagine the proper expression of sympathy. I don’t think I even know who’s playing.
But shouldn’t you be watching hockey, anyway?
Saints vs Colts. I actually prefer CFL football to NFL, but super bowl isn’t about football for me, it’s the spectacle I enjoy. You guys throw a heck of a party.
Um, Canadian Football League? Is that on ice?
We had a heck of a party in ’76.
Not ice, but often on snow… I didn’t catch the ’76 reference…
*feels foreign*:(
lol. Seventeen-76. That REALLY big party we had.
Well compounded by the fact that Putin is left handed might be a big tip off … “I want a man like Putin…”
Duh, it’s not nonsense it’s Mordoric Black Speech.
It’s russian, idiots.
Oh my gods! It’s RUSSIAN?! I thought it was Cyrillic! Thank you for stepping in and proving me wrong!
My freaking hieroglyphics are not posting. Not being moderated, they just won’t post! Maybe I translated wrong… *gets hieroglyphics dictionary out* Oh, dear.
No, no idiot. He saw the man readying the camera and scribbled out, “Vlad and Sarah 4-Eva.”
*nods knowingly*
I turned it on its side and read it in Russian and THAT’S exactly what it says!
someone please do a deathnote referance for this pic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nyet.
That looks like legit russian handwriting. How do I know? Gasp, I happen to be from the place. Evryone one has their own style of handwriting, some being more clear than others.
It’s RUSSIAN?! No. Way. Are you serious? I totally thought it was Cyrillic.
How can it be Russian? I thought Putin was a filipino!!!
*froth froth*…Belgian…*froth froth*…Israeli…*froth froth*…AH MOTHERLAND!!! *head assplodes*
Bout that time eh chaps?
But I am le tired…
Эй парни! Знаете ли вы, что это написано в Кириллице!?
Это не является Кириллическим! Это – русский язык!
Нет не мое дорогое, Это является ясно бельгийским…. и специалист!
LMAO!! Very nice.
Очевидно, он – Социалистическая убийца.
translation fail ))))
В тетраде написано – Превед медвед, убить всех человеков!
you fools! thats not gibberish, nor is it pretend writing, its the mighty language of putinese!!!
Привет всем!
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