Comments on: Let’s imagine the look on his face

By: Tyler

Tyler — Wed, 19 May 2010 15:26:02 +0000

beacuse a real soldier knows that it is against SOP’s to wear their uniform when not on duty…and he is mixing civilian wear with the uniform (ball cap)….. never mind the fact that no soldier in their right mind would wear their tac vest when not on duty or in the field

By: supply

supply — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 23:12:56 +0000

just wondering where the hell he found an ACU large enough for him

By: ipv6freely

ipv6freely — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 17:48:27 +0000

A look of pity, maybe?

By: Jimmylou

Jimmylou — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 20:25:47 +0000

Whats about (0(K?
Or maybe ƒu(|

By: neoritter

neoritter — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:07:53 +0000

I think we’re missing the point here. Why does he need the game guide for MW2?

By: Jackalgirl

Jackalgirl — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 13:17:23 +0000

Petty Officer Stark…is that you?

By: Cruiser

Cruiser — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:31:24 +0000

Been playing the beta, actually the game is amazing!

By: Jojo

Jojo — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 20:22:54 +0000

I understand what the poster was going for with this. I work security. A la rent-a-cop. When a real police officer comes in I hang my head in shame.

By: Jojo

Jojo — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 20:21:35 +0000

You can slap “phobia” at the end of any word nowadays. So… gameophobia would work.

By: Jojo

Jojo — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 20:19:33 +0000

typical unAmerican insult. no intelligence involved.

By: Jojo

Jojo — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 20:18:44 +0000

There is a level of physical fitness required by the US Army. This man clearly does not adhere to that standard.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 07:37:53 +0000

I can see why sites/communities/chat areas might want to ban any form of curse words, bad language or unpleasantness. I don’t agree with it, because really offensive manure is independent of the four-letter words, but I can see the point. But. An automated filter that catches certain combinations of letters is just a bucketful of fail though. It’s been tried before, and I’ve yet to see a successful implementation. It’s marvellously daft.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 07:34:04 +0000

Oh, silly me. Of course a site with a BABY KILLING word will be moderated too. I can’t link to it, but will write it like this and you can figure out the actual link…:

(Moderated post:)
“I’ve found lots of marvellous costume building stuff via a favourite site of mine, peniseyed. (Called so much because its creator’s name is Rob Peniserham. Strange name, but there you have it.)”

By: mabsba

mabsba — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 05:47:34 +0000

Okay, took me a sec, but ROFL.

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 05:38:53 +0000

*sblackpersons*

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 05:37:07 +0000

Oh, sure, it looks awesome, but do you have any idea how hot it’s gonna be when you wear it at comic-com?

By: Rando the Filthiest, Dirtiest Socialist

Rando the Filthiest, Dirtiest Socialist — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 05:37:03 +0000

You know who I can’t stand? Penis Cheney.
Oh, I just remembered that you can’t say his first name on here either.

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 05:34:11 +0000

….I think I may have found someone to play against.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 05:33:23 +0000

I hate FPS. We just got a new 3PS for the X-Box that’s pretty sweet….Gears of War….I can actually play it. I suck at it, but I can play it.

By: Rando the Filthiest, Dirtiest Socialist

Rando the Filthiest, Dirtiest Socialist — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 05:32:51 +0000

Ho. Ly. Sh!t.

By: Rando the Filthiest, Dirtiest Socialist

Rando the Filthiest, Dirtiest Socialist — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 05:30:37 +0000

I’m such a sorry-ass FPS player that anytime my kill/death ratio is over 1 I’m happy because that meant I wasn’t a liability to my team for a change.

By: doesitmatter?

doesitmatter? — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 05:09:28 +0000

You don’t like to be made to feel bad about yourself and your life then, huh? I get it.

Agree with the need for more humor though.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 17:04:30 +0000

Good thing other people are crazy ebough to make one and give step-by-step instructions too.

(If you mean Big Daddy, ofc.)

By: Xenon

Xenon — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:45:08 +0000

*laughing* I guess I walked into that one! XD!

By: Mad_Hatteress

Mad_Hatteress — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 07:48:43 +0000

Hmm, so you found this picture a turn on then? Interesting psychology you have there.

By: Andy who was once disembodied but is now a zombie

Andy who was once disembodied but is now a zombie — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 03:04:29 +0000

Thanks, that did have a rather nasty aftertaste.
*trustingly takes suspicious sounding drink*

By: oɹɹɐɥɔ

oɹɹɐɥɔ — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 02:51:00 +0000

I uh. Yes!

By: Brak the Asgardian Zappaist

Brak the Asgardian Zappaist — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 23:01:28 +0000

OK…this should have showed up under pitty’s post stating that we should use these words often. It’s also being moderated. Oh, the humanity!

By: Brak the Asgardian Zappaist

Brak the Asgardian Zappaist — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:55:40 +0000

I see what you did there.

By: Brak the Asgardian Zappaist

Brak the Asgardian Zappaist — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:53:27 +0000

*doesn’t resist. Not even a little*

By: Eddiepscetti

Eddiepscetti — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:52:52 +0000

I wish I could have met Keith Moon.. that guy was a nut!

By: Brak the Asgardian Zappaist

Brak the Asgardian Zappaist — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:51:22 +0000

Hey, weave me out of this.

By: Brak the Asgardian Zappaist

Brak the Asgardian Zappaist — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:49:01 +0000

Plenty of brains and chicks to go around for you two. I got more…the healing factor thing, y’know? Enjoy.
*works on brain reassembly for upcoming pun runs…leaves the Chick Deyney to pitty’s capable hands*

By: Brak the Asgardian Zappaist

Brak the Asgardian Zappaist — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:39:32 +0000

Didn’t taste very good, did it? Here, dude.
*hands Andy a Mad Doctor Cola*
Wash it down with this.

By: Brak the Asgardian Zappaist

Brak the Asgardian Zappaist — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:36:56 +0000

Had it marked in RED on my calender…as I do every tuesday now.
It’s a bit nippy here in Asgard now, but I know a place…
*wraps cape around Nucky and heads in the general direction of Hawaii*
WOW!! Mile High Club. Goddess material, you are.

By: froofrou the fierce Texan with a gun

froofrou the fierce Texan with a gun — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:16:52 +0000

Hubby plays it online. He’s rather freakishly happy with himself when he beats his online buddies in kill vs death ratios.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:43:05 +0000

I think it makes the most sense to use fu(k, D!ck, and C0ck in every post we write.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:35:56 +0000

I can now report that sh!t, however, is. We all know about fu(k, D!ck, and C0ck. Anything else?

By: mabsba

mabsba — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:27:26 +0000

Apparently not ‘hell.’

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:21:47 +0000

What the hell all is blocked now, anyway?

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:04:58 +0000

It’s ridiculous (and I’m glad that word doesn’t have a ‘k’ in it or it’d be blocked!).

I think after we go to the range to penis our guns, we should go back to the house, have some penistails, and watch that Will Smith movie about the superhero — Hanpenis?

By: mabsba

mabsba — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:48:26 +0000

A FEW words I can see blocking (racist terms), but you’re right. It’s people’s content that is usually offensive. But I am embracing ‘penising my gun’ next time I go shooting. I suspect I will have the entire range to myself.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:13:05 +0000

So. We seem to be victims of a newly extended filtering of supposedly harmful combinations of letters?

I don’t see the point. I’ve never seen that work in making a discussion climate better (rules about not being allowed to use language which would normally be considered bad is far more efficient). I cannot see how it would do the trick here either. All it does is make harmless words suddenly unusable. (Penising your gun and things like that.)

All the most offensive posts lately have been offensive because of content, not because of usage of any “naughty” words.

I dislike this decision massively. I think it’s ****** *******.

By: The Steve

The Steve — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:52:49 +0000

Except the fact that it hasn’t released yet…and the fact that it’s an EA game, which means it will certainly blow goats. But aside from that….

By: The Steve

The Steve — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:49:49 +0000

It makes him an idiot. Nobody plays modern warfare for the single player…the whole point is shooting OTHER PEOPLE….then calling then noobs to make themselves feel better about living in Mom’s basement! *nods*

By: Endarkened

Endarkened — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:37:58 +0000

I thought Star Wars was an autobiography…
and so does The Stig.
So watch it.
*Meany eyes.*

By: Endarkened

Endarkened — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:35:06 +0000

“Spends hours looking on internet for phobia of games.”
CANNOT FIND IT!
I shall dub it, Amusemephobia. The fear of anything even mildly amusing/entertaining.
And this gamer has it. He has it baaaaad….
*goes to sit in corner and begins writing 3 short novels*

By: Rando the Filthiest, Dirtiest Socialist

Rando the Filthiest, Dirtiest Socialist — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:33:55 +0000

He tried playing a game, but the console said he couldn’t cut it and shut itself off.

By: deadinfrance

deadinfrance — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:33:38 +0000

I hit a nerve did I? It is okay…

By: deadinfrance

deadinfrance — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:32:26 +0000

My worst nightmare-a child with no non-virtual life of their own……