Get of your ass, private! We’re moving out!
(A US soldier)
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Off! “Get OFF your ass”!!!!! Two F’s. Grrrr.
Joke fail.
Key-rist, it do tend to ruin the joke, don’t it? *sigh*
Yeah, typo nazi’s are moronic.
Yes, we are.
I thought the typo was what ruined the joke. But I’m a typo nazi, and proud of it.
I agree. It’s hard to think something is funny when it’s glaringly spelled wrong.
Yep, the typo ruined the joke. Otherwise I’d give it 5 stars.
That should be Nazis, genius. Proper name and the comma indicates a possessive.
Another ass-inine lol
I’m ass-uming you are not amused?
If you assk me, this thread is of-putting and ofensive.
The captioner should be embarASSed.
*facepalm*
Off course, I am offten guilty off typo ofenses, but none ass bad ass this!
I would suggest death Ass a punishment… Ass otherwise, who will learn?
OFF course we’re ASSuming the captioner made a mistake… but.. “get of”
but maybe … get of your ass… ”
get: from old norse to obtain beget sieze…”
of: indicating the relationship between a verb and an indirect object…
get of your ass… acquire your self an ass
and lo and behold he has got him self a ass
no?
but most likely the captioner is him/her self an ass/arse
Offenses, offenses, two FFs, dammit (see first post!!!) lol
No shert, Shilock.
Yeah, it should be spelled ‘ofence’
Ass-iduous use of spell check would alleviate the problem
Not really, because they’re both words.
Thanks, grammarnazi. . . I was highly annoyed by that too. Someone needs to get OFF (not of) their (not there or they’re) ass and edit.
Actually, I don’t think it’s so much a grammar fail, but a spelling fail. The usage of “of” in the place of “off” seems like they just forgot the extra F as opposed to the misuse of the word “of”.
*shrugs*
However, I’m no English whiz
Blame it on George W.
I ass-umed this was a follow-up to the No Child Left Behind fail.
All of EIGHT words in the caption, and the captioner couldn’t be bothered to proofread before submitting to make sure that at least the word that MAKES THE JOKE was spelled correctly? Seriously, WTF?
Yeah, it really pi$$es me of, to.
I can haz proff-reeding?
What ever you do, don’t look at the lols I’ve made then. Although, in my defense, I usually realize after I submit one with a spelling or grammar fail and redo it.
When I do this, I usually notice about 10s after hitting “submit”, so delete and redo.
I thought it wass written in cryllic.
Only if it is turned sideways – you can tell by the stripes.
This belongs on fail blog for spelling fail.
Get what of his ass exactly? Hairs of the mane for brush bristles?
The cellphone number.
I accidentally my ass, Sir. Is this bad?
That’s the great thing about dyslexia. I saw this, was giggling and had no idea anything was spelled wrong till I looked at the comments.
Went back and looked, took me a while to see what was wrong….
sigh … typical american soldier
I’ll bet he can kick YOUR ass!
I bet -I- can kick your trollish a$$.
In Soviet Russian, typical American soldier kicks YOUR a$$ off.
*swings hammer and lets it go in seek and destroy mode*
That should take care of that.
Typical? I didn’t donkeys were standard issue now.
Geh, didn’t know! Stupid working for ten hours straight fried brain.
At first I thought the speaker was insulting the private, calling him ‘the get of the ass’ as in offspring. Never mind. Just English geekiness. *hides behind her OED*
*snerk*
Also a variant of ‘git’ in Northern England, as in ‘you soft southern get!’
As in “You manky Scots git!”
that is disgustingly cruel on the donkey. i feel sorry for them (N)
The donkey doesn’t seem to mind, in fact judging by the look on his face he seems to enjoy making an ass of himself
It’s photoshopped. You can tell by the blurring, and the donkey’s straight back. While it could hold the soldier’s weight for a short time its back would be swayed and its fetlock joints (a.k.a. ankles) would be low from the load.
Before getting upset about animal cruelty, it’s good to make sure the cruelty’s real.
Or it’s possible that the soldier is standing on one foot and holding his leg over the donkey so it looks like he’s riding it.
Yeah, it’s also suspicious that he’s got a long-range rifle pointed at a wall in someone’s backyard.
As there is no one who has pointed out that it should be “off” instead of “of”, it’s best I do that now.
*does the dirty work*
Without the typo that ruins most of it for me, I think it’s a decent lol. Might be because I just had a nice burger* and am feeling benevolent. ;p
*) Possibly an ass burger – every year hundreds of thousand of kilos of donkey meat is imported to Sweden, but there are no accounts for where it ends up.
Ah but was it a cheeseassburger?
I know I’m late in coming here today, but I fear you and all the other posters failed to point out that the captioner wrote “of” where they clearly meant “off”, and I would be remiss if I also neglected to do so.
That’s all very well and good, but you completely failed to notice the fact that off is missing an f.
But off is missing an f!
But that would make it “o%20f”; it’s missing the other “f”!
Proof positive…it’s shopped.
*SLAP* coulda had a V8
Yeah, but you’ll get better gas mileage with the four-cylinder you got instead.
Touche
I’d like to know what that objects in the corner is.