KINDNESS
There is always time for it.
(A US Soldier)
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Ordinal me please!
Humour or humor (see spelling differences) is the tendency of particular cognitive experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement. People of all ages and cultures respond to humour. The majority of people are able to be amused, to laugh or smile at something funny and thus they are considered to have a “sense of humour”. The question of whether or not something is humorous is a matter of personal taste.
The term derives from the humoral medicine of the ancient Greeks, which stated that a mix of fluids known as humours (Greek: χυμός, chymos, literally juice or sap, metaphorically, flavour) controlled human health and emotion.
Thanks Keith!
Yep, “literally sap.” Nuff said.
I mean, I think larscog has a screw loose *and* isn’t operating on all cylinders.
I think you’re right there. I just looked at his profile and there are about 20 versions of a lol with a picture of yoda next to some crappy homily copied out of a christmas cracker. Each one dished up for our delectation as though they were minted freshly by him (or Yoda, maybe). That’s deeply, deeply weird. Then 20-odd more lols all on another picture, and so on: about 4,000-odd altogether. And I thought EWAdams was a fruitcake.
OMG you made me look. The Yoda series alone is schizophrenigenic. I had to stop there.
I would like to punch whoever made this in the face.
Punch him in the di(k instead. He’ll make a funnier noise.
And it appears they’ve moderated the word “di(k”. LOL
Punch him in the pink oboe.
rofl!
we’re gonna have to start getting creative in our cursing and naming of anatomical body parts, aren’t we?
Stop being such a beige twinky!
… nope, just doesn’t have that familiar, crisp finality to it.
I can’t say d1ck? Well, pluck the plucking censors!
Don’t we have to tar and feather ‘em first?
Nah, we’re too chicken.
Well what fowl tortures do you recommend?
Waterbirding!
(Even if Chick Deney says it’s not crow and unusual.)
beak_cause torture doesn’t fly, we can just wing it
If feather something strange hen your neighbor brood…
Hoot you gonna cull?
Roast cluckers!
O.o
would you rather a chocolate ding-dong?
That’s a trick question, right?
I haven’t heard it called a ding-dong in YEARS. But I like it, and I’m bringing it back!
Ding-dong!!!
We could always start using the food analogies, since it is oralday: pickle, kumquat, taco, sausage…..
I like this idea. No where did Keithy go with his bratwurst?
Here’s a few English ones you may not have come across yet:
Todger, knob, bell-end, Hampton,
Nadgers, bollocks, plums, goolies, knackers,
Meat & 2 veg, tackle, gentleman’s area.
Hee hee. Not moderated!!!
Do these all refer to the boy’s parts that we cannot name?
Yes: the top line the *ahem* singular item, the second line the, let’s say, matching pair, and the third line the complete assemblage….
What about the figgins? You can get hanged by them, I know that much. Everything becomes a bit unclear after that.
I would suspect that everything becomes a bit unclear after one is hanged by one’s figgins. But only the boys need worry about that, so, no worries for us!
Sorry, I mistakenly pluralised it, it’s supposed to be “hanged by the figgin”. And how do you know it’s something only men need worry about!?
Now you’re making stuff up. Although the weird thing about English is that almost any word can be used as a substitute for the naughty bits:
‘Ow, I just caught my canoe and trifles on a fence!’
So I imagine things would become unclear after a while, if you were hanged by your figgins.
Um…isn’t that one of the names for the boy’s parts that shall not be named?
I’ve had a bad day. 
The “hanged by the figgin” thing is a running gag in the Discworld series by sir Pterry.
So, it ain’t me making stuff up, it’s summun professional whodunnit!
(An essential part of the gag is that is it not recognised as a euphemism for the contents of the unmentionables.)
I’ve had a bad FRIGGIN’ day! *mutters* Stupid word censorship!
I haven’t read enough of that series!
Don’t worry dear, I own most of it, I’ll bring it with me when I move out there.
Yippee!
*tosses away architectural library to make space*
“Hey, watch where you’re kicking there! You almost got me in the peas and carrot!”
Danbala, maybe you could give us some nice dirty words in Swedish we could use.
Let’s see if these will get me moderated: schlong, wang, dong, jimmy, winky, and johnson.
slippy wiggler, happy hank, woopee stick.
I always liked wossname.
That’s what I thought from the ones I recognized. *smacks HOW* Smarta$$!
Well, Keithy just named them…
Owwww…mabs!!! Stop hitting me!!
And that all important one.. The Nads!
Ladies were smart enough to have the nads internal!
Yeah, I think the male version falls into the category of ‘kludges’. Intelligent design, my a$$!
Would an intelligent designer put the recreational facilities next to the sewage disposal site?
For both genders, even!
Well, during bouts of bacterial vaginosis it makes perfect sense.
I love these romantic discussions.
Sweeeeeeet, I have a new insult to use. Thanks, Danbala!
Rando. What’s the new insult?
I have no idea what bacterial vaginosis is, but it sounds gross. Which would make it a great insult.
Hmmm. If you’re feel compelled to give ~half of humanity generally more muscle and strength and then also give them generally higher levels of generally aggressive connected hormones, giving them something akin to an off button might be quite intelligent.
I didn’t mean “if you’re feel”.
Someone else made me kludge that. 
Probably that pesky designer interfering again.
Not to mention making the female on button more conspicuous.
More conspicuous and far more difficult to use.
It’s not a button, it’s a switch, you have to flip the switch up and down a few times to get it to work. Quite a few times. Rather quickly….
The tongue apparently is far more efficient in flipping the switch than anything else.
Ever wonder why adding the word “quite” before the word “few” changes the meaning of “few” to “many”?
Shhh. Don’t tell the foreigners. It’s a plot to ferret them out.
What a peculiar caption. It’s like there’s no attempt at actual humour.
And … Now I might be getting nitpicky, but is general politeness really kindness?
I’ll wait with voting and see if someone would like/is able to explain why this lol is a first pager.
I don’t understand what you’re on about. This LOL is hilarious! I mean the arm! Ahahaha. And the Soldier Hahahaha. Brilliant! Time for it! Get it? Get it? Comedic Genius! *cracks up laughing while the rest of the room just stares blankly*
Oh… Yeah. Now I see it! It’s OBIVOUS! Thanks for the clarification!
May I have some of your drugs, please?
*flushes DU’s stash down the toilet* That’s enough for you, doll.
*wails* But I didn’t get any!!! *stomps off* SO unfair!
There, there. How about you sit down and I’ll pour you a nice cup of tea instead? *adjusts corset*
*brightens* And scones? Real English ones?
Absolutely. Would you like Cherry or Chocolate Chip?
Pfft. You don’t get real English cherry or chocolate chip scones.
Clotted cream? Forget work do you have clotted cream?
*runs into the room tying up corset* Wait for me! I love these tea parties
No kidding. Are we all so rude any more that good manners is considered being kind? Eh, probably we are, except that Canadians. LOL. My friend went to BC and came back saying how friendly the Canadians were…because they acknowledged your presence when you passed on the walking paths.
That’s true. When people in general are being arses, the occasional “normal” politeness can certainly come across as kindness.
The ones in BC are just stoned all the time…heehee
Actually, there’s a complaint going around here in Calgary that people aren’t as friendly as they used to be because they don’t smile and greet each other on the street as much as we used to. We blame it on the easterners that have moved here.
I’ve heard that passive-aggression is all the rage in Canada.
Yeah, we can be like that.
Not me, though. I’m just a nice polite person *mumbles obsenities under her breath* Nope, what you see is what you get with me. *goddamn american assholes grumble grumble*
See, the poster is not inviting the usual response, which is to laugh WITH him. He wants us to laugh AT him for being an unreconstructed twonk.
OR (theory 2) he wants us to laugh at the subversion of the concept of humour encapsulated in the demotivational poster theme.
OR (and I’m really struggling here) to laugh at the idea that there is always time for kindness, when all of human experience teaches us that this is very far from being the case (e.g. there is no time, or indeed reason, for kindness to this particilar poster, because kindness would only encourage him).
1)Twonk must be the answer, simply because it has the funniest sound to it.
The humour in this is obviously derived from the fact, that the poster misinterprets the soldier RIPPING A CHILD’S ARM OFF as kindness. It’s probably a metaphor for something.
I’m sure the contract says something about disarming potential terrorist or something.
Thanks for bringing some fun into the equation.
You’re my hero. Seriously, can I have your autograph? YMMD.
TAKE A BATH!
I tried that. Teh sociulizm doesn’t wash off!
Come swim in the moat! I’ll help you clean.
Oh no, now it’s a socialist moat! Eddie isn’t gonna like this…
Charro, it’s time we gave him a sponge bath. By force if necessary. There’s going to be a lot of splashing and squealing and t-shirts will get wet, but it will all be worth it in the end.
If you want someone to practice on first, I’ll promise to struggle and wriggle…
Oh, but you have to struggle. That makes it more fun.
I know; that’s kind of why I promised to do it! What I absolutely refuse to do is promise that I won’t try and reverse the scenario so that I’m sponge-bathing you!
Well, yes, it has to be against my will. I won’t get in trouble that way.
Well, maybe.
We wouldn’t do anything to get you into trouble with Mrs. Rando, promise.
‘particular’..
Anyone else get a deja vu to a church of later day saints commercial?
Brings a whole new perspective to “Onward Christian Soldiers.”
*runs in PK & sees LOLame*
Seriously? I’m gone for a few days and this is what’s on the front page?
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
*has a sad*
thats rubbish
This pathetic excuse for a LOLame seems like a good place to mention this bit: one year ago today I found out my baby girl was going to have to be delivered 20 weeks premature. Two days later she was born, and two hours later she passed away. It’s really hard to believe it’s been a whole year since my baby left us.
*hugs for Rando and wife and daughter*
I’ll ask my hubby to watch over her for you.
(((((charro)))))
Poor Rando. *hugs for you and your family*
*hugs*
*hugs*
*hugs* I remember that time – wow, it doesn’t seem like a whole year gone by. How painful. Take good care of yourself and the Randettes.
I’m a day late, but *hugs Rando*
Today is a little happier, it’s my older daughter’s 7th birthday. And mother nature gave her a snow day from school for her birthday this year.
Snow days are the best! My poor kid doesn’t get them anymore (officially). Calgary Public schools stay open no matter what the weather. The policy was enacted because parents would send their kids to school in terrible weather and if the school wasn’t open…..well, you can imagine.
*man hugs to Rando. There are no words.*
ZMG! THERE’S A BEAR IN MY OATMEAL!
Yes, that would have been a more amusing caption.
Then again, “Hi how are you?” would have been a more amusing caption.
I would have gone with secret handshake.
MASONS:
They can turn up anywhere
Lof’nl !!
How f*ckin’ touching.
This made me “SQUEE-EE! ^.^” It should be on “The Daily Squee”, even though it lacks small animals.
This is dumb. Nobody cares.
That’s how we feel about you too..
Burn! XD