GOVERNATOR
Often uses props from his movies to get a point across
(Arnold Schwarzenegger)
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Soraku101 via Poster Builder
-
-
Copy & paste this:
Show Only: Democrats | Republicans | Media | Military
« Previous WOOPS | Son, once you are out of this Next »
GOVERNATOR
» 114 comments
Leave a Reply
-
Recent Comments
waggle238 on Talking Horse Pleads the … bookworm65t on Famous Alumni crazyalwayswins on Talking Horse Pleads the … Bob the eternally un… on Money Shot Bob the eternally un… on Talking Horse Pleads the … Bob the eternally un… on Gay Rights: Coming to a Theate… Pratrp on Talking Horse Pleads the … Bob the eternally un… on Talking Horse Pleads the … Steampunkette on Gay Rights: Coming to a Theate… neoritter on Money Shot 
Cheezburger Company BlogPrint on Demand
More I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
I Can Has Cheezburger? - Lolcats n Funny Pictures
I Has A Hotdog: U don luk happy 2 see me
Lolcats - Lolcats n' Funny Cat Pictures
Been savin' up.
I Has A Hotdog - Loldogs n Cute Puppies
My Squishy...
Animal Capshunz - All of the Internet's Animals. Captioned
Close Enough
Animal Videos - Cute and Hilarious Animal Videos
Walkin' on the Treadmill
Animal Gifs - Cute and Hilarious Animal Gifs
That. Thats the Fish I Want.
Historic LOLs - Captioned Portraits of Yore
Yorick's Brains are Delicious
My Food Looks Funny - Funny Food Photos
Seems Legit
So Much Pun - Visual Puns and Jokes
But You Hung Me Out to Dry...
ROFLrazzi - Lol Celebs and All That's Fab Funny in Showbiz
And Bewbs, And Martinis...
Totally Looks Like - Stuff That Looks Like Other Stuff
This Domino's Chicken Kicker Totally Looks Like A Dong
Must Have Cute - See. Want. Must Have!
Frame What's Important
![\"Quantcast\"/](\"http://pixel.quantserve.com/pixel/p-94wNw88f65Rhk.gif?labels=MTVN%20Digital%20Tribes\")
Wow. Not even in the area code of funny. Another day of fail at the ol’ PK. Someone say something funny and make it better!
Budget Cuts : About to get deadly
I know it’s not that funny, but I’d say it’s better.
Governing California: So easy a Barbarian can do it
Barbarizing California: So easy a Schwartzenator can do it.
Impersonating Schwarzenegger; so easy Dana Carvey can do it.
Which goes without saying that Dana Carvey did the best George HW Bush impersonation ever.. EVER!
Hey Eddie, Imma let you finish, but Will Ferrell was the best George Bush of all time.
No, no, no.. I like Will ALOT, but Dana did the best Bush Sr. Especially the one where he’s wearing night vision goggles.
Actually I think I’d prefer EWA right now.
Uuuuuuh, I wouldn’t go that far. Although he does tend to inspire more interesting discussion than this crap is likely to inspire.
Something funny! Did it help?
*kicks Ivan in the shin*
*kicks Rando in the butt*
*kicks froo in the gun*
*gets shot*
Dab nabbit!
That’ll teach you, you cheeky mermaid!
OH FFS PK LET ME COMMENT!!!!!
*noms opioids that are in pill form and say “watson” on them*
Heeeeeeeee.
heheheheeeeee….
*kicks cane out from under oɹɹɐɥɔ and runs away*
*picks up candy cane*
Now it’s all dirty. I has a sad.
hmmm…
*pulls out humidor*
Chocolate cigar?
Oooh.. I do like chocolate..
**Pulls out humidor with PROPER Cuban Cigars and then passes round the cognac and crystal glasses** (We must do this sort of thing properly. There is a procedure to this you know
)
I’ll pass on the cigar thank you. I’m quite happy to stay though, because I do like the smell of cigar smoke!
Literal LOL is literal
For some reason, no one ever disagreed with the Governor . . .
lol. THAT’s a better caption.
It’s the meh that keeps on giving.. I’m almost ready to give up on PK.
No, Eds, don’t do that! Just think of all you’d be giving up. *does a drive-by boobie flash* And we’d miss you, too. Who would keep the trolls off the lawn?
Oh geez, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean that literally! Of course I have to stay around, I don’t want my lawn sullied by the unwashed masses.
*Big sigh* Thank goddess, I thought we were going to lose a favorite regular. Sheesh, don’t scare me like that, Ed!
I’m sorry I turned your moat socialist, Eddie. *mopes*
That’s ok.. it was time to chlorinate anyway. I just wish people would quit peeing in the mote. Not that it effects me, but it was getting a bit rank.
I don’t pee in the moat!
Well some one has been.. It took nearly 10 gallons of chlorine to get the levels right again.
Doesn’t Charro live in that moat? And someone’s been peeing in it? Ewww!
I know! Who pees in my house?! WTF!?
But, but, Eddie! The unwashed masses are yearning to breathe free!
Then they should wash!
Pulling their heads out of their a$$es would be a great start..
Eddie you must stay and help represent the southern hemisphere… if you don’t then the world will tip over … that’s how it works, right?
I know you’re not making reference to my weight, right?!?!
But yes, I agree.. I’m definitely a minority around here.
DUDE! i’m talking terra australis
you know the great southern land that must be as big as the rest of the continents to balance the hemispheres?
This is true, but with all of the immigrants from India/Sri Lanka coming in, everything may shift soon!
Could be worse, you could have a Belgian immigration problem…
I’ll take the Belgians.. at least they wouldn’t be lowering the wage scale.
I hear ya, for the last 30 years we’ve had primarily Indian/East Asian immigration. I fully respect their culture and heritage, and enjoy associating with them, but it makes it a pain being in IT when they’ll take 1/3 of living wage to do the same job.
Ahem, not to belittle your concerns, but try sharing a border with Mexico. *sigh*
Shipping costs are higher for our illegals but we do get regular deliveries of ‘refugees’ in oil tankers… you may have it worse, but you are not entirely alone.
I have lived in three of the four states bordering Mexico. When I first moved to Texas from WA State and someone from WA asked what was different, I told them that WA doesn’t border a third world country. *hugs our Canadian neighbors*
*ahem*
Not to belittle your “New” Mexico, but try living in Mexico.
No, thanks. I don’t even like Mexican food.
Terrible. I’m taking you to Mexico for some tacos and a donkey show.
Mexican gives me heartburn, but a few weeks in Brazil would be nice about now…
*Adds some more layers of clothing*
You have to season the Mexicans properly to not get heartburn.
*looks out at blizzard* Stupid blizzard.
It’s only 40F here, GB; that’s um, 10C? But I hardly think the pregnant Mrs. GB would appreciate your departure.
But, it would be for Carnivale.. surely Mrs. GB would understand!!
Actually lately it’s been down right pleasant around here. Only 25F right now, that’s BBQ weather.
She’ll let me go if I promise to bring her back a nice Brazilian souvenir… Now getting him past airport security may take some effort…
charro, I’m up for the tacos, but please tell me the donkey show isn’t what it is in Clerks 2.
*will pass on the donkey show – I’ve been to both Juarez and Tijuana*
GB: I was going to suggest a Brazilian Butterfly..
Rando, no I don’t think it is.. But I’ve never been to a donkey show. I’m supposed to take my mom to one when I move back. Wanna come with? You can bring the fam. We’ll make a day of it. On the way back, we can smuggle some ketamine in our bums.
Eds, want to join for tacos then? You can meet oɹɹɐɥɔ’s mom.
…so what is a donkey show then?
Noooooooooooooooo. Bad Charro for mentioning it! *looks for brain bleach*
<a href=http://greensboring.com/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=328" Donkey show. Oh, and at the bottom where it says “If you really want to see it… the real thing… Google “zoofilia con burro” which I highly recommend against if you wish to retain your eyesight.” – don’t Google it. Really.
Wow! Massive HTML FAIL!
Donkey show.
Oh, and at the bottom where it says “If you really want to see it… the real thing… Google “zoofilia con burro” which I highly recommend against if you wish to retain your eyesight.” – don’t Google it. Really.
Fine Mabs, we’ll just get tacos.
*Mabs is hiding under her computer desk*
*sigh* Yes, that was EXACTLY what I was thinking it was, charro. *facepalm*
Blargh.
No, see, in Clerks 2 it was a man. In TJ it’s a woman. I understand there’s more to it than that though. Something about women who can slice a banana with their *ahem*. Also the ability to give exact change out of their *ahem* as well. Thankfully I haven’t seen it myself, but I’ve heard stories….
You all are just disgusting tonight! *in mom voice* Go wash your mouths out with soap. Then no dessert.
Don’t worry, I already had dessert! Ha!
Hey DU
*Winks*
Why Dessert, how are you doing? Didn’t you have a beaver inspection to work on?
*noms fudge*
Whut?
HEH HEH!! She said Beaver!!
You can run Ed, but you cannot hide from the Flying Pscetti Monster in the (PK) sky.
budget cut: starting with the head (of the) secretary.
Ya know, I just can’t hate Arnie… I’ve tried but I can’t. Kinda sad really. *will watch Conan the Barbarian tonight*
Crom!
“Who are you?”
“Do you want to live forever?”
“Contemplate this on the Tree of Woe.”
UHF is on, so I guess I’ll watch Conan the Librarian.
for some reason there was never a question in my mind about him still havin the sword. I want a really good replica of that sword so bad!
Inorite!?
MMmmm, a movie about what is best in life.
A friend gave me an exact replica of it years ago. Beautiful bit of work. It’s real and razor sharp. Burglars be advised…you will leave parts here.
Voting-Because only YOU can prevent LOLames.
Wanna bet? How else do you explain the crap we’ve seen the last couple of days.. oh, and anything by EWAdams.
Space-time vortex? All the humorless comments from history and the future are being sucked in to the here-and now on PK?
Could just be karma.. maybe all the stuff that’s been said about EWAsshat are coming home to roost.
Breathing an image
Unrivaled in this form
Planned movements another to detonate
Open valves restraint enter the play
Watched it all unfold
In parts assembled solely
Vortex
Blacken the view
Torque and screw
Exhaust and opinion
Deepen the ulcer
Control the situation
The level of hate
Taught by experts
A bag of pieces
Embodied before me
Vortex
Blacken the view
*applauds vigorously*
I had never heard of Spahn Ranch before, I’ll have to check it out.
Oh, I am glad you like it! They are an interesting band.. Very nice fellows though.
Yeah, the voting has been really, really bad lately.
And then there’s this…
{http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=3066387968}
This made my day. I faved it.
*can’t breathe*
That was HYSTERICAL! You have a fan!
I faved it too!
The title was the icing on the cake. “You know, cos Rando’s a horse’s ass.”
I know, that really clinched it for me too. I love it.
Aww… you have a troll. It’s so cute.
I know. He thought he was insulting me, but someone who dislikes me that much just really makes me feel loved.
How did you find it anyway?
Just stumbled across it in the voting. I was going “fail…fail…fail…wait a second…”
Fail.. Fail.. Fail.. EPIC FREAKIN WIN!! Fail.. Fail.. Man, I gotta tell the guys about that one!
….You know, I actually tried to point it out to you when that picture came out with Keithy’s caption a few weeks back! You never listen to me anymore! *cries*
You did. I looked at it then.
“The opposite of love is not hate, it’s indifference – Elie Wiesel”, to hate you must care.
My mom used to use that one when my sister did the classic teenage “I HATE YOU *stomp stomp stomp*” when she was told no… worked every time.
Yay Mom!
I accidentally a moose
THE WHOLE MOOSE!!Elebenty!!11!
That’s a caption in search of a picture.
This just makes me think of a board meeting at Wolfram and Hart.
Much better caption:
“To crush your deficits, to see them driven before you… and hear the lamentations of the lobbyists!”
Thats his sword from conan the movie (TRUTH)