when Picasso paintings come to life..
(Al Franken)
That may be, but you gotta give it to him.
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Wow. Poor All looks like a Jack Kirby drawing circa 1963 or so.
Reminds me of a good ol’ Farside comic (Gary Larson) <3
You sir have committed a blasphemy most foul.
Fugly !
Fugly slut.
Fugly slutty butt-ugly mutt!
Me My Mo Mugly?
He’s still not as ugly as Henry Waxman (or as much of a slut!)
Pugly!
Gomo-fugly.
Gomez and Pugsley-ugly.
Well THAT’S a little harsh.
so who is playing frankensteins monster in this new movie?
shopped. look at his teeth.
What about his teeth?
They’re composed of calcium carbonate with an enamel coating. Totally shopped.
I would say shopped, look at his brain.
(Al Franken(stein))
his upper teeth are curved. obvious photomanipulation
So? Who the hell cares? The man is still butt ugly.
That’s an insults to butts everywhere.
And to ugly.
The Senator very much cares what you think of him.
Yeah, that was sarcasm btw.
Be afraid.
Dude, how fvcking sick is it that an actor was elected as a politician? Thank goodness nobody has ever done that before.
I know, right?
You know that no actor would ever be good as a politician. Not Al, not anyone else either. *laughs wickedly* /thinly veiled trolling
Whew! It’s a good thing that Ronald Reagan was a terrible actor! He was the Steven Segal of his day!
You just compared Reagan to Steven Segal!
*takes froo’s conservative card.*
No! You give me that card back, you damn dirty socialist!!!
Oh, wait, I still have your dirty librul card from way back. I think I’ll keep this. Be a shame if something happened to it…….*casually flicks lighter*
Noooooo! Our cards are made from a recycled substance that’s also an alternate fuel source! I can use that to power my car if necessary! Here, take your stupid conservative card back. It smells like big business anyway.
Aaaaaah, wage slave suffering. It keeps me warm at night. *toasts*
Careful — if you burn it, it smells like patchouli and unwashed hippie.
I can’t hear that without thinking of John Cusak saying “Get your Patchouli stink OUT of my store!”
Nobody cares what you think..
Besides, if Al Franken is 10,000x the man I am, where does that place you? Because I can guarantee that I have done and seen 100,000x more than you can even begin to imagine you basement dwelling crotchwaffle.
hmm… crotchwaffle… I’ll have to remember that one…
Douchenozzles to the left of me, crotchwaffles to the right of me, and I’m, stuck in the middle with you!!!!
I think crotchwaffle is what you get if you spend to much time sitting in a damp basement and don’t bathe often enough
does it still count if it’s your own basement, and not damp…?
*sneaks out of his basement datacenter*
Well, if it’s your own basement and you bathe regularly, and you don’t actually live down there, you should be ok.
gocha, spending too much time in the basement playing with computers == Geek
spending too much time in your mothers basement, where you live, and not bathing, playing with computers == crotchwaffle
“spending too much time in basement playing with computers AND hiding from stew of female hormones upstairs = GB”
There. Fixed that for you.
Actually, you get crotchwaffle from sitting naked on a milk crate too long.
Or after a long day in fishnets
Oh, it’s better to wear fishnets as stockings…..the full pantyhose type are very uncomfortable……um, not that I would know or anything.
LOL, all the little bits get tangled up with all the little strings.
No one cares what you think.
And PPPPPPBBBTH!!!!
NO one. Ever.
Since the LOLs are so lame today, I tried my hand at making one…..
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I was told they would never use my likeness to scare children… -_-
I’m scared of you daddy …
I know I don’t.
You’re just butthurt because nobody loves you. Aren’t you the nasty troll on ROFLrazzi who was going on about fat chicks even though you’re gay? That’s right, and we decided that you were part of that small percentage of gay dudes that turned gay because no woman will have you. Unfortunately no man will have you either. Sucks to be you.
Oh, one more thing…
No one cares what you think. No one EVER cares what you think. I recommend you STFUGTFOESADITOP ™ .
OMG!!! You’re right – that is him. I had a bit of an interkerfuffle with him. Not to be too counter-trollish here, but I am horrified that he is trolling for the left.
*pokes wannabe gay woman hater troll with a stick and frowns*
I don’t want to eat this one, empty calories and all.
Well, I don’t mean to be rude, and don’t take this the wrong way, but you have been putting on a little weight. A diet might be good for you….
So I should switch to….broccoli?
It’s a shrubbery!
I dunno, my mommy always called broccoli baby trees when I was a little pre-disembodied-soon-to-be-zombie
shrubbery=baby tree=broccoli
And if I’m gonna diet I gotta eat some more greens…
you know, since I’m *sniff* fat
Baby tree killer! How could you hurt poor defenseless little trees? Don’t you know they have mommy and daddy trees who care about them? You’re a terrible person! And you’re fat!
*hides in corner and cries*
That’s right! You just stay in that corner and think about what you’ve done to the poor baby trees! *sniffs* Have you ever seen the Majestic Broccoli Forests of Patagonia? Have you? NO! Because people have been eating the baby broccoli trees for centuries…..
*ahem* For anyone who’s never seen this recipe, which has always cracked me up, The Enchanted Broccoli Forest.
DU! Stop picking on Andy, that was just mean. He didn’t know how sensitive you were about broccoli and baby trees. You shouldn’t have called him fat. Now, kiss and make up or you can’t have any dessert…..and I made brownies…
I’m not sure a zombie can even eat broccoli at all. Isn’t there some sort of rejection mechanism like in vampires? And zombies can’t get fat…all that rotting flesh dripping off constantly. Consistent weight loss if you ask me.
The lack of symmetry pleases me. I’m an engineer, so don’t tell my boss.
Yeah, we’re just gonna have to take your engineering card away….
OK, that’s why I have maintained my CDL all these years – I can just go back to being a truck driver.
“I find your lack of symmetry disturbing.”
/had to
I actually met him in Iraq, (USO thing) He’s a pretty nice guy and told a decent story about stallone being too much of a wuss to go to Iraq.
Right-wing reaganholes uck at PhotoShop!
Seriously. When will they stop ucking. Um…Why are Reagan’s orifices ucking? For that matter, what is ucking?
<Nelson voice>Ha ha.</Nelson voice>
I can’t hit the Reply link! Pffft.
*points in a vaguely downwards direction*
Ha ha.
Well, some of us have never been to Germany! That still doesn’t explain what Reagen’s orifices are doing in ucking…
There’s a lot of weird stuff going on in that area quite apart from ucking: they’ve got:
Helming, Shutzing, Nadling, Filling, Klotzing and Graben, not to mention Pumpenburg.
*checks flights to Germany*
“Too many mutha uckas
Uckin’ with my shi-” -click
*UCK-UCK-UCK*
Whew…there…finally got that there loogie out.
You are good at making stuff up. If you could improve the quality of the creations of your imagination you could go for some form of creative career. Right now, said creations are on par with a steaming pile of excrements though. Better luck in the future!
Yeah, but who’s going to want to read self-delusional persecution complex rantings?
Exactly. That was what I meant with them being poor quality, or dungheaps.
Ah, I thought that if they improved they might be self-delusional persecution complex rantings instead of a steaming pile of excrements!
<Nelson voice>Ha ha.</Nelson voice>
You don’t know what ucking is! Pffft.
Huh. You learn something new every day.
“I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, I look like I French-kissed a Mack truck!”
HAHAHAHA! Winner!
Is that you, Franken? Loved you as the drunken moron in Trading Places. Good practice for your political career.
HAHAHAHA! Close second place finisher. XD
looks fake, but still XD
Al’s one ugly man, but he’s also quite smart, principled, and ethical. Minnesota is lucky to get him. (If they kick him out, I wonder what it would take to get him to move here and run for governor?)
I don’t care if it IS ‘shopped, it captures his essence beautifully.
I believe they use this image in Webster’s Dictionary. Next to the entry for “Smug”.
He has NEVER been funny. Not on SNL, not in any movie, and not in Congress. I hope you idiots that voted for this National Drunken Disgrace got a chuckle.