If it means I get 40 acres and a mule, I’m down
(Teabaggers)
Bad work ethics make for bad slaves.
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Dear America,
Could you possibly overreact to your presidents any more than you already do?
Dear Pootah,
Why yes. Yes we could. ZOMG OBAMA IS HITLERSTALINLENINGHENGISKHANMARTHASTEWART he wants to eat our babies and rip out mother’s wombs to serve to his children while roasting illegal immigrant testicles over an acetylene flame and force us all to bow down before the ebil Muslim god who demands a sacrifice of every family of their pets by disembowelment during the Superbowl!
Love, America.
Dear goddess! Obama is Martha Stewart?!? OMG, if I had known that I would never have voted for him.
No wonder he won! There are foreigners voting for him!
Oh, crap….I wasn’t supposed to say that. Never mind, I didn’t say that.
Umm….Look, BOOBIES!!!
Ooooh.. Boobies..
Boobies? *perks up*
Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!
Biiiiig Boobies, too, Ivan. ( o )( o )
them’s the real boobs too! no silicone there!
i had to explain to my gay yesterday that big natural boobs have larger nipples. he thought that big boobs all had little nipples because that was what he saw in all the p0rnos and stuff. apparently, there was a chick in the SI swimsuit edition who had large nipples and he freaked out… silly gays.
Silly men.
*sits in a daze and drools slightly*
Here, honey, you got a little bit of that on your chin. Let me just bend over and clean that right up for you.
*head asplodes*
The secret foreign plot is saved by Americans’ obsession with boobies combined with widespread ADD, a psychological condition…oh, hey, look, something shiny!
*glazes over*
bbbbbooooooooobbbbbbbiiiiiieeeeeeesssssssss………..
Oh, dear, Brak honey, do you need some mouth to mouth? You look a little stunned.
*still glazed*
mooouuuttthhhtooomooouuutttthhhhh…boooooobbbiiieeeess…*
*starts to come around*
Huh…wha…? Hey…I got a GREAT idea………..
You’re actually able to form a thought at this point? Hmmmm….apparently, I’m losing my touch.
Well, he has had a full day to recover.
So, it’s not me? YAY!!
*wiggles booty and does happy dance* I still got it, I still got it.
How about THIS touch??
Which touch would that be?
Heh heh…choose your favorite. I’m an equal opportunity toucher. Wait…that don’t sound quite right…
In light of the historic use of the phrase “White Slavery”:
The irony! It burns!
Don’t forget how he wants to take all the money and BURN IT so nobody has any money anymore and we all have to serve him to get our TP! ZOMG HE’S EMPEROR FOR LIFE!!!!!
Not any more, kid’s on a diet.
Just realizing how racist republicans really are. I know of some republicans who’ve had abortions willingly. I do not agree with abortions either but I would not say that about the President of the United States. What you just said could get you sued for defimation of character. Admit that you have a problem with a half black president. After all President Bush killed more people in this country. Not to mention white people do not have the right to talk about illegal immigrants when their ansestors were illegal. Remeber what the white people did to the Native Americans.
Care troll cares more than ANYONE.
And can’t spell.
myra…
obama’s a democrat, republicans just don’t like the way he rules the country, and not every single white person in America has ancestors from Britain. for example, MY ancestors came from SCOTLAND. plus, they had a good reason to do that.
2010 called, they want their comment back.
Dear Not-America,
Would you mind working on your research skills? Also, please research “confirmation bias” when you’re done with your espresso and/or football match.
Dear Idiot Stfu using big words doesn’t make you opinion of more value,
and calling everyone else non-americans make you look like a total D-bag
Did the word “research” hurt your mind?
Awwww.. Poor widdle troll made his brainy all hurty with big words like “espresso” and “football”. Not surprising since your reading comprehension skills are way off. Is “comprehending” too big a word for you widdle troll? I sowwy.
Gow away.
FAIL!
Shut up you’re only making us hate americans more and tbh we’re sick of it.
Never, never again am I sneaking into PK when I am at work. Everytime I do they just keep getting worse.
So *you’re* making them lame?!! Get Off!!
Let me know when she’s gone so we can bust out the good stuff.
Okay, I’m sorry – I smiled a little bit at this one.
Are you sure it wasn’t just a bit of gas?
*burp* Ooops, you’re right, Eds.
Off topic – Congrats on the new job, Nucky! Woohoo!!!
Thanks, HOW!
Oh, you got it?!?! Awesome as, Nucky!
I did, Eds, thanks!
new job for nucky!? congrats & when did this happen?
Thanks, BF!
I went for the interview last week, met the two lawyers I’ll be working for on Monday, got the offer the next day. It was all very quick.
FUNNY AND TRUE
Yeah, it’s about time someone took down Whitey. Down with Whitey!
As a side note, I once taught one of my delivery drivers’ children to say that. She was less than amused, but I found it hysterical. Every time she brought in her son, I’d say “Christopher! Down with what?” and he’d say “Down with whitey!” LMAO!
Aw, Charro, what did the coach on One Tree Hill ever do to you?
I’ve never watched that show.
Was the kid white? Please tell me the kid was white!
Half white half mexican.
Or maybe 1/4 white 1/4 mexican and half black.
Well, as long as he was part white….
I’m all white. Does that count?
That works.
I’m sort of a pinkish very light brown — what do I get to yell?
Down with chartreusey?
I thought so..
*examines Charro very thoroughly*
There’s a lot of suspiciously pink bits. Suspiciously pink.
I uh.. That’s just rouge!
Funny – well maybe. But which bit of the placard or the caption is ‘true?’ in any way whatsoever?
The apostrophe. Obama has a plan, and it does belong to him. Therefore the apostrophe s is true.
Well in that case I take back everything I’ve ever said. Sometimes I just miss stuff like that, what with the dementia, and the dementia, and everything.
Do you suppose he made his sign on a gay computer?
It was a socialist Marxist computer
But was it GAY? ‘Cause the gay is contagious. *touches Froo* Shoot, I think you have to have it first. *runs off to get gay to touch Froo*
*sprays self with GayBlock*
its dam d*ffocilt ttyping wiyh a prncil betqeen mu teethh.
How did you hit the shift key and the 8 to make the * if you’re typing with a pencil between your teeth?
*looks suspiciously at Keithy, suspecting fowl play*
I used my….
OMG Now I AM gay…
I hear the Mormons have a cure for that. Sadly, the cure involves being a Mormon. May be better of just being gay.
I have a cure for gayness…..of course, it involves loose women with shaky morals, so the Mormon thing would be out after that……
I like froo’s solution… I assure you the Mormon one is less than favorable.
I think I like Froo’s cure better. *Rattles her morals a bit and begins stretching so she’s nice and loose..er…limber…*
Yay! Sign me up for some of that cure. It’s got to be worth a try?
I suddenly have a craving for squares and lemon-aid. I think I need more beer.
Oh great. This one is gonna get ugly.
*chases after Rando with a loofah*
Give it up, Charro, I’ve been trying to give him a sponge bath for days…..he wasn’t even tempted by the thought of wet t-shirts…sigh, he’s a dirty socialist for life.
I know.. But I can still try.
Good point. You get the sponges and buckets, I’ll get the flimsy white t-shirts.
Woohoo! But it’s too cold here. I mean, cold as in hypothermia cold, not the kind that makes.. Assets.. More obvious. I say we pick a neutral location.. Like Hawai’i.
Same here. I don’t think the wet t-shirt has the same effect if the water freezes before it lands on the shirt…
-5 today. Goodtimes.
hmm… 35F up here… I’m wearing shorts and a t-shirt.
*sits down with BigGulp and starts sunbathing*
Hawai’i it is!
PS, you and Steve are wussies when it comes to weather.
Hey, it’s frigging snowing in DALLAS. That’s damn near apocalyptic for down here.
I wanna go to Hawaii too!
Hope on board, Froo (wuss).
If it means white sandy beaches, hot dudes, and NO SNOW, I’ll be whatever you want me to be
DALLAS? And you think it’s cold?!?
If the thermometer doesn’t have a minus sign before the number, it isn’t really cold.
Nucky, if you don’t think below zero is cold you are welcome to come over to my place, make naked snow angels and show how tough you are
33 in Dallas.. 27 in Waukegan.. Hmmm.
Weather channel said 7* (-6 with windchill) when I left house this morning.
That is sad.
It’s -5 (ish) here, and cold, but we use the proper temperature scale. No, not Kelvin, smartarses. ;p
Cold sounds more impressive in Celsius. It was nearly -14C degrees when I left the house this morning (before windchill)
It’s 62 here today. Just cool enough for the assets!
You’re just trying to get me naked, Steve. I’m on to you. *starts taking off clothes* Well, I’ll show you that I won’t fall for lines like that.
Steve, if the mercury dips below a chilly 55º here, it’s too friggin cold to function. You add rain and snow in the mix, and drop the temp down to 32º, and the state stops working. I realize that Minnesotans will be running around in shorts and sweatshirts at Absolute 0 K, but that’s why they live up there and we live down here
Approx. 5 friggin feet of snow here in Phil./South Jersey in the last 6 days. I has a misery. I’m in on the Hawaii thing…and the skimpy wet tshirts…and the buckets and sponges…
Hawai’i?!?! I point and laugh.. too damn expensive. Might I suggest Fiji? Your dollars will go much further.
Would that be a longer flight? I’m going to need drugs to get to Hawai’i as it is……
Well, yeah, it is. But think of the money you’ll be saving!
Good point. Fiji it is. Nucky, I have Xanax.
But do you have enough Xanax, Charro?
Huh. For some reason, it ate my reply. Yes, I do.
I see my plan is working…uh, I mean, no, I’m a dirty socialist! You can never clean the dirty socialism!
Well, ILPB gave me this sample bottle of “Capitalism”. If you ladies want to try it on Rando it’s all yours. I sure as heck will not be needing it.
Oh sure! *spills a little on self*
It burns! It burns! The profit and money burns! Getitoffgetitoffgetitoff *flaps arms frantically*
*Runs over with “Proletariat Potion”. Pours lotion on sexy mermaid and slowly rubs it in*
Better?
*Sets up video camera*
*sits slackjawed*
*sets up website and starts charging people $19.95 a month.*
Ahem, Rando…..I believe Charro, HOW and I should get something for our efforts. My agent will be in contact shortly.
*sighs contentedly* That’s nice.
*helps HOW rub in the lotion…massages certain areas a little longer than necessary
* Charro, you know better than to use anything marked “capitalism*
“It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.”
*starts hosing down mermaid and Canadian*
You getting this, TS?
*sputter, gasp* That’s freakin’ cold, HOW!
Yes but look at all the boobies!!
Fine. Next time I’ll stick you guys in a hot shower.
*shakes head, mutters* I thought Canadians were used to the cold…wussy…
But now I’m getting rubbed! *takes off shells*
Here, rub here.
Ok, but I’m going to need help. Anybody?
Jeez, HOW, I’m kind of busy with her other….um parts.
Well, my hands are pretty cold, I’m sure rubbing them on a mermaid will warm them up nicely!
Yes, the more the merrier! Rubbings all around!
I’ve been rubbing for hours and her nipples still appear to be cold. They must be cold. Look, they’re all perky and pointy. That means they’re still cold!
Well keep rubbing them DU!
Argh! Can’t figure out how to put a picture here.
I’ve been rubbing for two days now! I’m going to have to try something else. Maybe some mouth to mo-well, nipple. That may warm them up!
I’ll be in my bunk…
Well hells bells, if you were a little more thick skinned it wouldn’t burn so badly. Either that or I’m just not allergic to capitalism.
I’m deathly allergic to it! Good thing Nucky and HOW were here to save me.
*nods*
*keeps applying lotion*
Don’t rub that on me! I’m allergic to capitalism! I can only take it in small doses! If I’m exposed too long, my throat closes up and my bank account empties.
*holds out bottle*
Proletariat Potion?
Oh thank goodness. *sniffs*
Mmmm…smells like hope and disgruntlement.
Yep. Plenty of scope for creative misunderstanding. The placard doesn’t make any sense, and neither does the caption.
I’m sorry, keithy, but I beg to differ. While the placard is rubbish, the caption is suitable to the protestor’s stupidity. (How was my English on that one?
)
Not bad for EFL!
*runs away*
The caption makes sense to me….I thought it was funny.
Keithy, being NotAnAmerican, you might not get the 40 acres reference?
40 acres and a mule was a practice in 1865 of providing arable land to African American former slaves who became free as Union armies occupied areas of the Confederacy, especially in Sherman’s March. Maj. Gen. William T. Sherman’s January 16, 1865 Special Field Orders, No. 15 provided for the land, and some of the recipients received from the Army mules for use in plowing as well;[1] the combination was widely recognized as providing a sound start for a family farm.
Hm Hm… *puts on professor airs (thinking back to US history classes)* There was also widespread belief during the Civil War among slaves and former slave families that 40 acres and a mule was to be given to all former slaves. This fiction was probably spread by northern troops hoping to provide additional help in fighting against the confederacy. There is little evidence that the Union ever had any intention of actually fulfilling this promise or that the pledge had any roots in the Union’s leadership (Lincoln/Congress).
Why would they want only one shoe?
Yes, I got the 40 acres and a mule thingy, but that was for FORMER slaves. So white slavery wasn’t going to get the captioner 40 acres and a mule, was it? Or am I being particularly dense?
No, it probably wouldn’t get them 40 acres and a mule. I think that was the joke.
Damn serfistycated humour. *has a stupid*
I don’t think it will get that ugly. The sign and the guy holding it are stupid. I can accuse Obama of alot of things but racisim is not one of those things. I am of the oppinion that Obama is more against the upper middle class and the wealthy. Its not the color of the skin but the size of the bank account.
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It would appear that you’re right. I was totally expecting some ridiculous racism debate, but fortunately we all saw right through that and universally realized the signholder is a moron. Now let’s all hold hands and sing!
Can we sing Bingo?
I’d like to sing “Ringo” instead.
There was a band who had a drummer and Ringo was his name-o.
R – I – N – G – O!
R – I – N – G – O!
R – I – N – G – O!
And Ringo was his name – o!
I freakin’ LOVE you guys.
We love freakin you too!
O.o
R – I – N – G – O
and ringo was his name-o
Crap – ninja’d by Rando.
Okay, well:
And Ringo was his name-o
I think there was a great deal of ninja-ing going on there.
Yes, looking at the time stamps, I would say….many of us are bored.
Ok, let’s sing Rando!
R – A – N – D – O!
R – A – N – D – O!
R – A – N – D – O!
And Rando was his name – O!
Damn, ninja’d.. GRRRRRRR!
Yay! That was fun!
I love you guys!!
We love you too! *winky*
Uh. Heh heh. Ooookay.
*giggle and pokes Rando and Ivan*
And RANDO is his name-o!
Q8-<
Wait, so Obama is an English lord? Now I’m even more confused. : (
Obviously you’re confused because you, like this lol, are making little sense.
In the UK the lords pretty much still “own” everyone and everything. What rights the common people have are granted by the nobles.
You can’t go for a walk in the woods with out getting in trouble for trespassing because most land is owned by nobles… yah, crazy stuff.
Yeah, right.
Of course, here you ‘take a walk in the woods that are posted’ and get your tail shot off.
I can’t help but think that people expect to be treated the same way they have treated others. It is rather sad.
HAHAHAHA LOL … typical american
in mordor america, teabaggers is typical american
Which is funny. Cause they are.
Not this protester individually… But the overall views of these people are mainstream views. Just look at Obama’s approval rating.
And I wish people would stop calling tea-partiers “teabaggers.” Its a derogatory term used by the bigots of the mainstream liberal media.
as soon as they stop referring to christian fundamentalists as “social conservatives”
I think that might be a bit drastic. Sure, there’s some general unrest about how things are going so far, but I think saying teabaggers are mainstream is a little strong.
Isn’t that kind of thinking what got the administration into this situation in the first place? At a high level, the tea parties are anti-deficit and anti-ObamaCare, both majority sentiments.
Like I said, there’s definitely some general unrest…okay, a lot of people are pissed. But again, the teabaggers tend to be viewed overall as kinda dramatic. I think there’s a difference between supporting the sentiment they are trying to convey and supporting the kooks who showed up for those things.
But I’m just a dirty, filthy socialist.
I beg to differ. There are plenty of self-proclaimed teabaggers.
In the third link — the only legitimate one of the bunch — the guy explicitly says he’s not going to use “teabaggers” any more. The second link is obviously fake — come on, the guy’s named “Winbagg” — and the first one seems pretty clearly satirical. (Its domaintools.com snapshot is a scrotum with a pair of angel wings, so, yeah.)
Shhhhhhhhhh Dhoti! Stop ruining it for me!
Actually, I thought they were all satirical.. Damn. Now I’ll have to find another one.
Sorry. I was partially confused by the third one, but mostly I’m just humor-impaired today.
You mean the scrotum with angel wings didn’t make you laugh? Hmmm. There is something wrong with you.
Yeah, tell me about it. (However, the old lady with the sign seems to be wildly popular lately.)
I think fastfood made at least 150 captions just making fun of the “teabagging 4 Jesus” lady alone.
And some of the teapartiers themselves, as demonstrated by the photo on the next ‘lol’.
In Soviet Russia, LOL laughs at typical American!
HA HA HA. Typical jealous foreigner response.
HA HA HA. Typical typical american response.
I’m on a boat motherfu(ker don’t you ever forget!
¿ pɐɯ noʎ
No, I’m just on a boat.
A MOTHERF*CKIN’ BOAT!!
In my best, over-processed T-Pain voice, *sings* I fv(ked a mermaid. :O)
I didn’t say which mermaid. Lol.
It was probably one of those slutty mermaids.
It doesn’t matter either way. I’M ON A MOTHUH-FU(KIN BOAT!
Got my flippy flops!
*sigh* I’m at Kinko’s straight up making copies.
MAN THIS IS ONE SLAMMIN’ MOTHHUH-FU(KIN BOAT, YO!
No, wrong, you lose. The 40 acres and the mule came AFTER slavery was ended. So unless he institutes white slavery and then ends it in your life time you won’t be getting anything. *Takes mule and deed to land*
As I understand it, it was a civil war thing from General Sherman in which conquered confederacy land was given to freed men in order to farm it. So they got a job, and the land got used.
However it should be noted. 1. it was that area 2. Sherman didn’t really have the authority to really have it stick 3. Jackson revoked the orders anyway. So the land went back to the previous owners.
Give me back my mule!!!
*Runs away with Nucky’s other backless shoe*
Try and catch me!
Dammit, HOW, I can’t run in bare feet!
*gives Nucky some @ss*
Wouldn’t you prefer that the other way around, Steve? *wiggles booty in Steve’s direction*
White Slavery… so are they actually referring to slavery, or are they referring to “white slavery” meaning prostitution?
yes.
Indeed.
just your everyday, run of the mill slavery..
You do know they never actually got that stuff, right?
OMG! REALLY??!! More broken promises??!! The rest of us have never read a history book so thanks for clearing that up.
the 40 acres were belgian… duh.
But if you plant them with hops they’re German.
MMMMmmmm hoppy beer.
*strips down to her leather bikini, raises steins into the air*
THIS. IS. ALTBIER!!!
No problem, buddy!
b(n_n)b
See, but that’s discriminatory – a white nun gets TWO mules, but freed slaves only get one.
One for the nun and one for Jesus. Duh.
Wait a minute! I thought Jesus either walked besides you or carried you. There was no mention of him riding on a mule.
And why would you put Shirley McClaine in a movie where you pretty much never see her legs? Does that make any sense at all?
Not that I think she’s just a (reincarnated) piece of meat, or anything…
When there was only one set of footprints…that’s when Jesus let the bear eat you.
See, they never wrote about -that- in the Bible. Jesus had the best PR team EVER.
That is actually how people begin to disappear when the day of judgment arrives.
I think PETA might complain about cruelty to bears – do you have any idea how much cholesterol there is in the average human?
And how many of them are full of nothing but sh*t.
And it cometh to pass that Jebus of Nazareth did travel unto the city, there to employeth the talents of a spin-doctor, who did issueth releases of the press. And Jebus looked upon the releases, and He saw it was good. The ratings of approval did raiseth by 15 points, and there was much rejoicing.
Ahem. The use of the words “spin doctors” is quite offensive to those in the PR field.
After flipping over the money-changers’ tables, he broke off a leg and administered free prostate exams to the PR folks.
Hey! There are plenty of good, legitimate, ethical PR people out there! None of them work for the government, obviously, but they are out there!
That’s why we’re offering ‘em all free prostate exams. Even the ladies. Especially the ladies. *wink wink*
I would pay good money to see that.
I would pay good money to see Jesus giving free prostate exams to the PR folks, dammit. I got thwarted.
Freudian slip FTW.
Well, that sounds pretty reasonable then…WHAAAAAAAAAAA?!
Dude, Jesus is MEAN.
Well, you did make Him cry and all….
But I didn’t even talk to Him? Why’s He crying?
It’s what you do at night. In the dark. ALONE. That’s what makes Him cry.
Jesus cries when I sleep?
You sleep alone?
You said ‘in the dark.’
He sleeps alone with the lights on? Does his wife know?? hehe
I’m scared of the dark. *whimpers*
I go to bed before she does sometimes. Her sleeping patterns are off lately with school work and…other stuff.
Are we supposed to capitalize Jesus’ pronouns? I’m always confused on that.
And I didn’t mean to make him cry. He said he wanted a fast ball, but my control isn’t very good, but I’m pretty sure beaning the savior in the arm is an easy ticket to hell.
Don’t ask me. He’s your savior, not mine. I was just being polite.
I’ve always been told to capitalize the pronouns out of respect….anyway, it’s my thing
I’ve always done it for God (well, I try to remember, I’m a lazy typist sometimes), but I wasn’t sure what the correct way to write Jesus’ was. I’ll have to dust off one of my bibles (yes, I’m a liberal with several bibles, here’s my card again) and look it up.
*confused* You know, you can’t really tell when you have the Bible on tape.
James Earl Jones reads the bible?
I wish. No, just some standard version someone gave me.
DE, that would be made of almost as much awesome as having Morgan Freeman read the Bible.
And Rando, considering that (in our religion) God and Jesus and the Holy Ghost are the same thing, I always just capitalized out of respect and not really being sure where one ends and the other begins
It exists. It does! Really! We have it at the library, it’s the KJV, but it’s only the new testament.
Oh, didn’t doubt that. I just have the one someone gave me. Someone else gave me Feynman’s lectures on tape, but that makes my head hurt.
I want a copy read by Elmer Fudd.
Hm. Did you check Strunk & White? I believe Jesus’ pronouns are normally capitalized b/c of the whole trinity thing…
The mule will end up with some fancy rims and half the land will be sold to pay the child support.
And YOU will end up being kicked off this site for being a racist buttwipe. Kthnxbai!!
Racist buttwipe? Eh. He’s more like a racist musty asscrack. You gotta get creative when insulting these people.
Sorry. My creative juices are stymied today by a pinched neck nerve. I’ll do better next time.
Oh, I got one of those HOW! C6, hurts like a bastard. I feel your pain.
I totally overlooked HOW’s post and thought for a minute that you were saying you had a musty asscrack. Ewwwwwww!!
My asscrack is NOT musty!!!
*wiggles booty* It’s cute. 
It sure is *admires*
*passes muscle relaxants to Nucky*
Cheers!
*drools on herself*
Cool. *drools on keyboard*
Wouldn’t it be more classist? Or is it a stereotype about all whites that they put fancy rims on their mules and leave their children with the other parent?
I don’t have a mule, but I put fancy rims on my cat. Spinners, no less!
Really? I sold half my cat to pay for child support.
…
Which half did you keep?
The left half. It’s her good side.
Isn’t that the sinister side?
Well, she is a basement cat.
LMAO Rando that’s hysterical.
My cats are both on welfare and sell ‘nip on the side.
My cats are all nipheads. But two of my cats are racist jerks and hate my black cat.
That part is actually true.
My husband had a racist dog when he was growing up. He let a white repairman out of the truck, and acted like he was going to eat the black guy alive.
You’ve got to get out and meet more black people. You must think they are all like the Huxstables.
The Huxtables were not real for any racial or ethnic group.
But I afraid that you are the one who needs to get out–and experience something other than your neighborhood or home town. Your view is sadly narrow–I’ve seen the desire for fancy rims and child support in all ethnic groups, all over the country. It goes with low income levels.
I’ve also seen the equivalent among the wealthy: the latest new Jag or Mercedes, plus a trophy wife and alimony/child support. Interesting trend, isn’t it?
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Hee hee.
This is very true. There’s nothing more disrespectful when you get killed than some douchebag coming up and teabagging you while waiting to respawn. It has its place when dealing with real jackasses online, but for the most part, if you kill someone, you should just move on.
My standard for knowing how well I’m doing in an online FPS is how many times I pass my own corpse. Less than 4, I’m doing good.
I challenge you to an FPS duel! Because I may have a chance at possibly winning against you!
What’s your poison and platform? We’ll work something out
I actually haven’t played anything in a while, though I really like Unreal Tournament on PC. I was never any good (ie worse than usually) with the x-box. I think I may even still have Doom somewhere….
I LOVE Unreal Tournament, but on PS2. That’s the only platform I’ve used to play it.
Ah, I like it on PC because of the mods you can get for it. I um…haven’t bought a new console since…um…the original Nintendo…
I suck so much at PC shooters. I’ve tried them before, but you can only go so long without actually getting a kill before you give up.
Dude, they actually have decent FPS on PS2? I thought that sad little machine couldn’t handle any of them.
I didn’t say it was decent, I just said it was
I liked it, but it’s the only FPS I ever got in to on that platform. I’m more a 3P hack and slash kind of player. I LOVE Devil May Cry (except for the 2nd one, which was so bad that it doesn’t exist), and X-Box just came out with Dante’s Inferno that looks ick-tastic. Plus, it’s Catholic-blasphemous, so I can dig it!
Ooooh, yeah that Dante’s Inferno game should be intense.
Solid maybe, but very much a God of War clone, and doesn’t really do the Divine Comedy justice from what I’ve read so far.
The demo I saw was DMC1 with a scythe. I’m down.
HEADSHOT!
FIRST BLOOD!
FINISH HIM!!!!
KILLTACULAR!!!!
EXCELLENT
MONSTER KILL!!!!!!!
Aww, poor lib-tards. Your agenda getting steamrolled by a few people who still believe in the things America was founded on?
“still believe in the things America was founded on”
Ownership of land and slaves?
Bears and Jesus?
WELL-ARMED bears and Jesus.
There. I fixed that for you.
Exactly how many arms to these bears have?
This is the best I could do on short notice – click
Okay, I know you guys are real fond of your rights in this regard, but I am soooo totally against THAT!
Buuahahahaha! Nice.
We HAVE to arm our bears. They’re not as big as yours.
Thanks to the 2nd amendment, they can have as many arms at they want. So thanks to the constitution, mutant bears will someday rule the country!
Yeah, but we’ve got the mutant moose. You’ll never take over our country.
Pfft. Like we want it. If we wanted to take over Canada, you’d be speaking American by now! Uh…hmmm…that came out wrong.
Oh, whatever, Rando, I’ve seen you and your kind eyeing our beavers.
Well, to be honest, we seem to like beavers from all countries. We’re not picky. We also like those fuzzy little critters with the buck teeth and big tail.
If Jesus comes back, will he let the mutant bears eat us?
Only the filthy heathen atheists. The true believers actually get to ride the bears all the way to heaven!
Well hell! No one told there would be bear rides! Is it too late to renounce my heathen ways? And can we pick what color bear we get to ride?
I’m afraid you’ve already missed the bear rides, what with your heathenous atheism and all. We do have some rabid armadillos left over, though.
It’s a trick, Ivan, I tell you. Bear rides, puppy dogs in the back of the van – it’s all the same thing..
You…you mean there’s no ice cream mountains or soda pop streams either??
It’s alright Ivan, just stay with us on the dark side, remember, we have cookies.
Good cookies with the special ingredients that I stole from my son’s stash.
also, while the cake is a lie, the pie is pretty good.
Hey Nucky, you’re up late
Hmm…cookies in my hand, or pie in the sky? Dilemma…
No, no. THe pie is with us, on the dark side. The bears will eat all their pies!
Well they do say one in the hand is worth one in the bush… I’ve never understood that saying though, I’d personally prefer the bush over the hand, but to each their own.
I’ve never complained over much about people having a hand on my bush.
Hmm… mcDonalds and undrinkable Budweiser?
Hee hee…wait a minute. Who was it who was eating McDonalds the other night?
Sssshhh… At least I’d been drinking Staropramen before that.
I’m not sure if that makes it worse or better.
Better, of course!
“I didn’t do it and besides, I was drunk.” Best defense ever.
As opposed to the drinkable stuff from Budweis?
Yep. The Czech version is drinkable. Well, for a lager.
Ever since Bud became technically Belgian Beer it’s become quite popular up here… I’ll stick with my Molson & Kokanee though (and Guinness when I have a hankering for a stout)…
Obviously, when there’s no bitter available!
Exactly! ESB-drinker here, whenever I can choose. ;p
Though dark lager (specifically dark Staropramen) is oh, so drinkable.
First choice would be Caledonian 80/- (80 shilling), but ESB or dark lager are good too.
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! My St. Louis pride is getting its ass kicked! Even though it’s really owned by the Belgians, it’s still local pride, yo. *sniffle*
Don’t worry Rando, if it’s any consolation, there’s enough bud being drunk(drank?) every month in my small Canadian hamlet to send some unfortunate St. Louis boy to 4years of college every month.
Well can they drink enough to send me back to school?
We sell a ton of bud up here, Rando. GB’s right. You can hang on to your pride.
That’s the great thing about Anheuser-Busch products. They don’t have to be great…they just have to be THERE.
Yeah, to save proper beer for those of us who actually care about little things like taste.
Blah blah blah. This country was founded on a lot of things. I get so annoyed with the romantic notion that this country was founded on nothing but noble principles by St. Washington, St. Jefferson, etc. This nation has evolved over the last 200+ years. What’s wrong with it continuing to evolve? /flame war bait
That which does not evolve and change becomes stagnant and out of touch with reality.
*peels banana with feet*
Who you talkin’ to? I didn’t evolve from no damn chim-pansy!
‘Course not, it was an Orangutan.
Ook.
EVOLUTION IS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL!
SATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!! *waves fist*
KHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!
DAAAAARRRRRWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
Oh, this is good…..I’ll get the marshmallows. Who has the chocolate?
*runs in with chocolate and graham crackers*
sorry I’m late, did I miss the flame war?
*relieves GB of his chocolate*
*studies Rorschach* It sort of looks like a window….Not a very good window…but a window….
Offtopic rant:
I got an e-mail today from a Liberal MP that essentially said my conservative fear-mongering is counter productive.
Later I got a snail mail letter from a Conservative MP that essentially said my liberal fear-mongering is counter productive.
Both were referring to my position on the copyright debate up here…
*haz a confused*
Your confusion is counterproductive.
I hope that helps in some way.
My assumption is that if I’m to liberal for the Conservatives and to conservative for the Liberals I hit the sweet spot… I love politics.
Ah, the sweet spot. Just to left of the spinal cord, right between the kidney and cord. Love it.
I had a different sweet spot in mind
*goes off to find her unicorn*
Haha, that’s epic (the “counterproductive” letters. I believe you’re correct, and that you must be doing something right.
if it means anything, I get the same reaction from a lot of people I know.
The Conservatives say I’m standing in the way of big business (read American corporate interests, no offence guys). Good, the arbitrary dismantling of fundamental consumer rights deserves to be opposed no matter how badly the RIAA and MPAA say it’s hurting them. That’s what they’re there for. When companies lose consumer confidence they’re supposed to lose money/go bankrupt/be supplanted by new innovative business models. Turning the consumer in to a criminal for being a consumer is WRONG. Being found guilty by accusation, and bypassing the judicial system is WRONG. Artificially forcing information to become a scarce commodity is WRONG.
The Liberals say I oppose artist rights. This is a lie perpetrated by big media/big content. I support artist rights, but acknowledge that those rights MUST be balanced against the rights of the consumer and those of the next generation of artists. Creativity does not occur in a vacuum. It is the building upon generation after generation of creativity, remixing and recombining what is in new and contextually relevant ways. Locking content away for “forever minus a day – Jack Valenti, former president of the Motion Picture Association of America” is absurd.
It should be non-partisan. It should be setting off warning bells like wildfire, but thanks to it all being done behind closed doors with a media blackout no one is paying attention while our rights are being trampled.
Hey, are you on Facebook?
yes, why do you ask?
PK irregulars 2.0 We need another upright Canajian!
Yeah that.
It’s a team effort! *group snuggles Charro and GB*
Request Sent (I’m using a sock, not that I don’t trust you guys, but my employer would rather my political views not be traceable back to them)
Oh, we don’t mind at all. You’ll see there are a few others there who are non-disclosing as well.
Not that it’s any of my business, and I’m sure you’re more knowledgeable about the matter than I, but I couldn’t agree more. And this is coming from an aspiring musician who hails from a family of musicians. The RIAA is nothing but a racketeering operation, plain and simple, IMHO.
You may understand more than you give your self credit for AJ. Part of the argument for balanced intellectual property laws is acknowledging that the artists themselves are some of the most severely harmed in the quest for copyright maximalism. Right now in Canada the big content industry is facing a lawsuit from artists over the fact they have been withholding millions in due royalties from artists, while at the same time demanding laws that shift power even further away from the creators and the consumers.
There is a reason we have taken to referring to the RIAA/MPAA/etc. as the MAFIAA.
The teabagger movement is getting more bi-polar by the day. “Down, with government, boo to politicians, sign up to the republican party here!”
white slavery is sex slavery, not ‘enslaving white people’. Perhaps in a metaphorical way this is true. But really, that’s no different from any other administration we’ve suffered.
“white slavery is sex slavery, not ‘enslaving white people’”
Really?? Tell that to the non-white girls that are sex slaves, you moran.
Um… That’s what Matrix said. Sex slavery, not “enslaving white people”. I think that means you agree.
/just trying to help
To be fair, “white slavery” is a really anachronistic term. It reminds me of those old romance novels where the beautiful and naive fair-skinned lady gets taken captive by a lustful Arab sheik and becomes the favorite of his harem.
Ahem… Not that I’ve ever read any of those books or anything…
White sex slaves are still enslaved white people. They are simply enslaved to work in the bedroom instead of in the fields.
“white” in this case is referring not to race, but as a moral indicator.
Like a “white” lie. It’s still a lie, just prima facie less harmful.
I disagree with the intent since if anything sex slavery seems, if possible, even more disgusting (unless it’s consensual, but then it isn’t really slavery, it’s role playing), but I do see the intent.
This picture was taken long before the tea party movement began so putting “(Teabaggers)” below the picture is irresponsible on Pundit Kitchen’s behalf. To make the connection between the these people and “Teabaggers” is one sided politics attempting to discredit the movement.
Regardless of your opinion on “Teabaggers”, this is a flat out lie.
“Discredit the movement?” BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *thud*
Snark all you want, but every criticism I’ve seen raised at the tea partiers can also be leveled at pretty much any large group of protestors, be it lack of cohesive goals, lack of centralized organization, inclusion of fringe views, etc. Check out any anti-globalization protest and count the signs that have nothing whatsoever to do with globalization (which itself is a pretty all-encompassing term).
Personally, I don’t find it all that surprising that some folks are pissed about unprecedented spending which is often poorly monitored (see executives of bailed out corporations getting huge bonuses). I also don’t see opposition to corporate welfare being a primarily “Republican” concern, hence my willingness to accept the tea party movement as a separate phenomenon.
You’re missing a very important criticism about the tea parties–they wear those god-awful pantaloon things. That’s just tacky.
Good point. That should be an arrestable offense right there.
“putting “(Teabaggers)” below the picture is irresponsible on Pundit Kitchen’s behalf”
OH NOES! The almight punditkitchen who construct all the captions featured on it are FILTHY LIARS
It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this.
*offers a a clue*
A clue? That’s all I get? Link got a fscking sword and all I get is a clue?
what does a cow do then?
the cow level is a lie!
So, if this is true, which half of Obama would he enslave? His right or left? Perhaps he’d enslave his legs?
Can someone please explain this to me? I mean, I hold some conservative ideals, but can anyone tell me how, even if Obama got every single one of his ideal policies passed, the result would in any way resemble any sort of slavery? Really? Slavery?
I mean srsly, that’s like calling a Jewish guy a Nazi just because you don’t like him. It makes you look silly.
Psst, AJ, you’re trying to bring in logic into a realm where such nonsense doesn’t exist. Just quietly back out the door and try to blend in by mumbling about communism and left-wing pinko fascists.
Sorry, wrong website.
Goddamn commies!
Don’t you know commies are godless heathens?
Don’t you know commies are godless heathens??
Damn you PK
Don’t you know commies are godless heathens???
Yeah!
And commies are godless heath- HEY!
I like Heath Ledger.
He’s dead, you know.
Yes.. Well. I still like him.
Zombie Heath Ledger?
No, Joker Heath Ledger. If he can spare some Oxys too, I’m ok with that.
The next US president will have to be a mixture of all races and look like it too so that no one will sh-t their pants (over nothing)