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She could be arguing to herself and still lose the debate.
Hehe you’re right, the caption should have been “Still loosing the debate …”
or losing
This debate is terribly loose. I swear I see it with another person everyday. Have you noticed it always has to go to the bathroom with someone else? And they always seem to tank a long time. You can just guess what that hussy debate is getting up to in there. And the clothes it wears! Disgraceful!
You must loose your debate in order to win it, for verily, the thing you love, you must loose to see if it returns to thee…….
I’m lost.
Buy a GPS!!!!! Damn Southerners and lack of “technology”
*ahem* My G1 comes with Google maps…….Does YOUR cell phone give turn by turn navigation?
No b/c I use my phone for talking, you know primary designed usage for a phone…. I use my GPS for turn by turn directions
Hmmm, I use mine for both. And surfing the net, though it’s a pain in the hiney to read PK on that small of a screen. Cell phones have nearly become laptops these days.
But MY GPS will give me turn-by-turn directions in Yeti. Will your phone do that, Justa?
No, sadly Google Maps is limited to the stock synthetic voice. And I have about a year before I can update this phone. To be honest, it wasn’t part of the original features on the phone. One day Google Maps updated, and there was turn by turn voice navigation. (
Ipone users have to pay $99 for that)
Or, we can just learn how to read a map ourselves instead of having it read FOR us…..
froo’s not one of us! She actually wants a map!
That makes 2 of us–I actually like seeing the shape of the roads/turns I’m going to have to make. Froo, should you and I go for a geek outing together?
We can really geek it up, VG, and go geocaching!!!
How the times have changed. When I was a kid, I was such a geek that I used to have fun looking at the Rand McNally road atlas on family trips. Not only for where we were going either, I would look through the whole thing.
I just wikied geocaching–looks like fun!
Well if there’s just her, she can’t be mass debating.
That’s just disgusting! *Begins mass campaign to ban public mastication*
What did I say? I mean she’s just trying to have intercourse with someone who’s not there..
I’m winning the debate! (said the chair)
♫ Ha Ha, said the chair… ♫
This section must sure like Palin. I mean, if they didn’t you wouldn’t see her a few times a week.
Well, you go for the easy targets, first.
Like Obama ? Nope.
*Yawn* Is this all that you conservatroll can come up with? Very sad. Go play in traffic!
Not even sure, but i think Ban EWAdams might have been pointing out the irony of a conservative attacker pointing out that Sarah Palin’s an easy target for Democrats, while at the same time the conservatives have the biggest target of all, Obama; and they attack him constantly. So when one person claims they are being picked on, after picking on someone else….it doesn’t hold that much water.
I think you’re reading too much into it. I think it’s really just a “well I’ll insult your guy now” kind of thing.
We (as in PKers) never attacke the other guy’s guy just to attack him or her… neber neber eber…
Nah, that sounds like something that jackass George Bush would do.
Rando took a page out of Obama’s book, blame Bush for everything that goes wrong. I’m sure snowpacolypse and son of snowpacolpse were Bush’s fault as well.
You forgot about the Ebola virus. That was totally Bushes fault too.
And Budweiser Beer, EWAdams, Many many many saeasons after intial Survivor/ Bachelor/ Amazing Race/ Real World or any other craptacular realtiy TV show, and pretty much anything else that sucks in this world (ie the Yankees and Red Sox)…
Didn’t we just decide that EWAdams is Baby Bush!tler? So that one is actually his fault…
She won the argument with government and so it disappeared.
Next she wins the election because you liberals would be in jail without your welfare cheque.
Em no. She’s losing a debate with an empty chair.
The biggest fail since Roy Hattersley cancelled on “Have I Got News For You” at the last minute, was replaced with a tub of lard, and Paul Merton still won!
Texas is the worlds biggest producer of lard, and proud of it.
I know they don’t produce lard in Alaska.
But we like to think of Alaskans and especially Mrs Palin as honorary Texans.
Now all we have to do is get her to split Alaska in halfs, and make Texas the 3rd largest state in the Union!
Don’t you think Texans will be even worse if they developed a Napoleon complex all of the sudden?
they’ve always had a Napoleon complex.
They’re always talking about things being bigger there…I just always thought, “They’re compensating…”.
they are. they want to make sure you feel blessed their country deigned to join the union
The only thing that comes out of Texas are steers and queers.
And short paranoid men, and strong smart women.
And raccoon hats! (I’ve honestly never seen them outside of san antonio)
I had a friend in HS that came from Texas. He started out bragging, but that quickly stopped when he got the nickname “Joe Tucker, the Texas cow fu(ker”. Unfortunately for him, it stuck.
… udderly tuckered him out.
Milked it for all he was worth.
Always wanted to be cool lactose popular kids.
His jokes were all too cheesy.
thought he was the cream of the crop
But looked swissfully at the other side of the calftracks.
Hmmm, I think I smell a troll . . .
then again, that might just be the way Texans smell.
Also who’s to say that the “liberals” on punditkitchen.com aren’t already in jail accessing the internet. For that matter who’s to say that you, Sqwirk, aren’t in prison. I also don’t see how a welfare check keeps someone out of prison. Certainly, having tons of money can help keep you out of prison, but a welfare check just doesn’t give you enough money.
tl;dr
Sqwirk, you’r ideas are silly.
Yes, definately a troll.
Amusing how he thinks liberals live off welfare – when in fact most of the right-wing trailer trash does.
But let him stew for a while!
Amen Timtom. Yup let’s see here…my VERY liberal friend (an Eastman, as in Kodak) heir who attended Crankbrook, not so much on the welfare there. My other good liberal friend already has over a million tucked away for retirement and hauls in a good $75k a year just by herself, not including her husband’s salary. Okay how about most of my Bloomfield Hills MI liberal view crew?…nope! No welfare checks there. My entire liberal family of mostly Masters + degree grads who worked hard putting ourselves through college now earn well over the $100k mark. We are all faring JUST fine thank you very much. I get a huge kick out of the very outdated stereotypes from ignorant trolls though. Stay classy and well informed there Squirk. The remainder of us are chuckling heartily.
Yawn.
Well easily bored one. Don’t reply if you don’t want to face the TRUTH. I normally don’t go around throwing this info out but I wanted to stress the point that most liberals are well educated people making plenty of money through hard work. The trailer trash crowd LOVE the likes of Palin. With Palin they don’t have to do much thinking or research, just wear their silk screened monster truck beater shirts with a badly drawn bald eagle and hoist their PBR in a toast to their ignorant *queen*.
OOOOOHHHH look who has the moral superiority complex!
Maybe if you stopped looking down your nose at everyone around you, maybe if you stopped the naval gazing for one moment, you’d realize that the anecdotal arguments you put forward mean nothing to the larger picture that is the reality of America.
I’m always amazed at how full of hate and vitriol some liberals are. It’s almost your defining characteristic.
Some liberals, as opposed to MOST conservatives.
…B!tches!!!!
That made my Day! Bravo!
Yeah Biff b/c coservatives have the market of vitrol and hate…. I believe you introduced yourself to me in such a vitrol hate filled message… ahhhh hypocrisy smells beautiful….
here’s a thought, your hasty generalizations do nothing either, both the “liberals” and “conservatives” are just piling on fallacies at this point.
You’re both stupid, and if your first reaction to this post is has “liberal” or “conservative” as an insult, then take a moment and think of something original and thoughtful at least.
Minor problem here — you’re extrapolating the “typical liberal” from the group of “people Jean Jeannie knows”….which very likely means it’s a limited and somewhat skewed group. (Nothing against you or your friends and family there, I mean ‘skewed’ in the sense of ‘appear to have higher per capita income and education than the median in the US’).
All you can really get from that is “typical liberal in the cohort of people whose political views are known to Jean Jeannie personally.”
But, yes, Squirk’s being troll-y, probably to get a reaction like yours.
It’s a known fact that trolling attracts trolls.
Is that how the procreate?
That’s how they find each other. I hear the rest of the mating process is too horrible for words.
*shudders*
Well you have to admit that telling everyone how great everyone you know is can be a bit boring. Do you know anyone that is just average? You know, is only making say $12.50 an hour but is supporting a wife and child on it without help? You either run in elitist circles, or have decided that anyone living at the lower end of the scale isn’t worth your time. Talk about staying classy, maybe you should expand your horizons some.
You didn’t like sqwirks blanket statement, so what makes you think your’s is just as acceptable?
Thank you, Eddie. Although somewhat trollish, my “yawn” was a juvenile way of saying exactly what you so brilliantly explained.
*hugs Eds & passes out the VB*
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, VB..
Come sit on the porch, I have snags and prawns on the barbie that will go nicely with the VB.
Don’t mind if I do. Thanks, doll.
To be fair sometimes it’s hard to note that something may be elitist. Parents with a higher education tend to have children that pursue that as well, and peoples friends will come from where they spend a lot of time, so if the parents have a Master’s and PhD the kids will go for that and gain their friends from their classmates who are also striving for a master’s. They’ve put themselves in an “elite” group without realizing it.
I think he biggest problem is she tried to universalize her situation, and that certainly doesn’t work.
I actually thought her point was to try and be an elitist. Why else throw out all the BS about knowing an Eastman, a friend (liberal mind you) who has a million tucked away and makes $75k a year, blah blah blah ad infinitum. Seriously, if I started throwing sh*t like that out I would be called a Republican Elitist under no uncertain terms. I think all JJ was trying to do was make herself appear to be better than she really is.
The problem I have is JJ makes it sound like there aren’t any middle-class liberals when in fact the majority of Americans on both sides of the fence are just that.
it did come off as elitist yes. I suppose I took less interest because it was obviously a knee jerk reaction to the welfare cheque comment above. It’s certainly not a good characterization, but at the same time the original generalization was that all liberals are below the poverty line.
I’m not saying she wasn’t wrong, both were. I was just pointing out that if a person happened to be in a group like that it may have easily been an accident as opposed to ignoring anyone of “a lower social rank”
This highly educated liberal takes offense at your shot against PBR. The blue ribbon is for quality.
*cracks open a Sam Adams* Sure it does.
I find Sam Adams to be meh. I usually drink micro-brews (or home brews), but Sam Adams has never really been that interesting to me for some reason.
You’re all wrong. Sqwirk is not a troll. Sqwirk is my house pet. It’s just a little crazy is all. *gives Sqwirk a Sqwirky treat*
“cheque”
Hey! I didn’t know you weren’t a Yank!!
Well, “Yank” being an American – you are most decidedly a yank of a different sort.
No one cares what you think. Kill yourself.
P.S: My first comment got moderated. Epic fail PK…
Bad Sqwirk! Back in your cage! *hits Sqwirk with rolled up newspaper*
Ah, he was just playing! *picks up Sqwirk and makes cooing gibberish noises* You was just playing, yes you was, yes you was….
This would be even funnier if the empty chair had let’s say… a potato chip, rock or a door knob sitting there in it. I did LOL though.
As hinted earlier, a tub of lard; well, they do have a track record in politicLOL debating!
If you want to know who your political adversaries fear, look at who they mock and slander.
I don’t know about Palin, I haven’t taken the time to sift through the BS and lies to find out what she’s really about.
That said, I smell the fear of millions of Liberals whenever Palin is the subject of discussion. This makes me want to see her win, and win big, and furthermore I want to see her succeed and bring the peace and prosperity that the inept children in charge today can only grasp for.
If only she’d stop backing the idiot RINOs (Republican In Name Only, for the fools here who don’t know what that means) I’d feel a lot better about her, to be honest.
I fear Palin because Americans are stupid enough to elect her, and that would be a disaster (see Bush, George W.) So if my fear of an idiot ruining the country makes you support said idiot, you too are an idiot.
If the GOP runs Sarah in the 2012 election, liberals will be out in DROVES to make sure she loses. So actually, we’re HOPING they’ll run her. But I don’t think they’re THAT stupid. But they could be…I’ve underestimated their stupidity before…
It would make for a fantastically interesting Republican primary. Can you imagine the mud slinging?
“In today’s political news, the Iowa caucuses will be determined this year by a mud wrestling championship.”
Yeah, I’d watch that.
You can all stay at my house (I live in Iowa) – but I warn you, the mud wrestling gets really ‘dirty’.
What about pudding wrestling? Does that get really “puddy”?
*jumps into pudding-filled wrestling ring*
Only if the pudding is chocolate or vanilla, I really don’t like banana pudding.
*Dives in after HOW*
You’re going down, b!tch!
*clasps Wino’s head between her steel-like thighs*
You know, this pudding is home-made, none of that instant stuff. Mmmmm…chocolate…
*thrashes around smearing chocolate and vanilla pudding swirl all over HOW*
*pins Wino with a HeadScoop/Grapevine move*
Whatever you do you better NOT stop thrashing that head around!!
*wonders how Wino’s tongue flicking is supposed to free him from HOWS steel thighs; shrugs and throws a few maraschino cherries into the ring*
… I’ll be in my bunk.
Same. *goes to bunk*
*videotapes Wino and HOW*
*grabs Charro, GB & DW and throws them into pudding*
Tag-team pudding wrestling!!
o_O
Yarr me lass. That was a dirty trick, have at thee.
*tackles HOW into the squishy-chocolaty-goodness*
*blindly grasps and gently massages and squeezes covered pudding people parts*
Hee hee. This reminds me of that time…uh, wait, I’ve already said too much. O.O
I’m not big on banana pudding either, but you know what’s really good? Putting some Vanilla Wafers in it.. I don’t know why, but they really go good together.
Problem with Nilla Wafers is they tend to get wedged in odd places during the match. Banana slices, not so much.
Hey, HOW, you need help getting those Nilla Wafers out of there?
As long as you don’t let them go to waste and don’t use your hands.
Oh my, I think he’s going for her labia maNilla.
If he can’t, I can..
I actually suspect that she’s going to split the Conservative ticket ala Ralph Nader. She probably isn’t going to win the primaries, and Sarah being Sarah, that just isn’t fair, and she’ll probably blame liberals/Obama/Death Panels and run under a different ticket. The Teabaggers are going to create a new party.
The Batsh!t crazy party? I think alot of republicans would be happy to see them break off and form their own party so they don’t have to be associated with that any more.
Only dead fish and batsh!t crazy people go with the flow.
Or not….i don’t know, i might have screwed that up. Not really sure what the original quote meant.
What’s wrong with liberals?
I’ve been told we smell funny, of hope and patchouli and organic-fairtrade-shadegrown soy lattes.
Trust me, it’s the patchouli.. and maybe the soy-laced lattes.
Ewwwww, I hate soy! And organic! I prefer my food to be as overly-processed as possible!
I like soy and organic. But I like the taste of my red meat to be that of screaming, horrible, delicious murder.
I can’t stand non-organic. I chipped a tooth on the marble apple I tried to eat last week, and the carrots made entirely of copper are just too chewy.
*looks up from plastic kiwi*
You know, I think you may be onto something.
You people are idiots. You’re supposed to eat the WAX fruit. Duh.
There’s nothing wrong with Liberals, like there is nothing wrong with Conservatives. The terms themselves are morally neutral, as long as if you are either, you are so honestly. This means intellectual honesty in your beliefs and consistency in your values. I know plenty of good Liberals, as well as plenty of good Conservatives. In both though, there is a lot of ‘backing the right thing for the wrong reasons’ and intellectual fallacy in their reasoning. There is a lot of stupidity like “Conservatives hate everyone because they don’t want free healthcare for everyone.” regardless of the economic realities of such a proposal. There is a LOT of this unjustified intellectual and moral superiority complex going on. With fascist* zeal equal to the most ardent Christian Conservative they wish to impose their will on others and FORCE a situation that they desire.
*Nazis were Socialists, so don’t throw that weak soft pitch about how Nazis were Conservative zealots. The party was originally the German Labor Party (union party) that later changed it’s name to the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei, or National Socialist German Worker’s Party.
And no, I’m not a troll lol. I have a Bachelor’s of Science in History and a BA in in Philosophy and English literature. I hate to see lies propagated. I also love beer, hunting, shooting, tofu, sushi, flying helicopters, and rectifying the truth. I back the principle of strong state governments (be they Liberal or Conservative!) unified under a Federal Government that ONLY does the duties enumerated by our Constitution, namely protecting the union and the individual states from foreign invasion or influence and printing a universal (to the union) currency.
“Congress shall make no law…” is the most often ignored phrase in our Republic of Law.
Principles are what separates good Liberals and bad Liberals, good Conservatives and bad.
Well said. Be ready to catch a lot of Hell around here. And a few looking to place a label for one side or the other, so they can dismiss you. (From BOTH sides)
And this from the conservatroll who labels people liberals at every possible moment ot dismiss them. Nice. Go back to your trailer. Go on – shoo!
Yeah, about that. Show me where I’ve labeled anyone a liberal. The only time I can think of even mentioning it, is in humor to a self professed liberal.
Should I kill the libtroll?
Please let me kill it. The M14′s been idle. Please?
You may proceed. *puts on fire suit and kevlar armor*
You know, Eddie needs a severed head…
*decapitates pingpong troll. skips off with troll head for Eddie*
A question. The mess you left behind, do we pour salt on it and watch it shrivel like a slug, or does it require your flamethrower?
Napalm should do the trick. Everybody needs to stand back a bit. I am not responsible for anything getting singed.
*sets up poly carbonate shields and lawn chairs* Iced Tea anyone?
*hands out gas masks*
I have a feeling this one will be stinky and discharge a lot of toxins.
Yeah, it’s already pretty ripe.
You have done it on several occasions, and not to self-professed liberals – usually with your projected “foaming at the mouth” self-reflection.
As soon as anyone disagrees with your right-wing views, you scream liberal and call them trolls – like your conservatrol buddy Hel here. But don’t let reality get in your way.
Sad infantile right wingers. The lot of you.
Don’t insult the conservative ideology, it’s a decent philosophy, it’s the blind fear and scare tactics (fascist, death panels, and socialism to mention a few key talking points) and the obstruction in the Senate that needs insulting. We need to find common ground; these insults are getting to be a burden on government. It’s up to the people to fix it, not perpetrate it. Ping Pong we agree in the voting booth, but we have to stop the name calling and the demoralizing the political opposition if we expect them to do the same.
damn i’m in a preachy mood tonight, my apology’s. It’s been a long night.
Eh, I’m not a particularly big fan of the conservative ideology either.
Yeah that whole keep what you make mantra, and small government is so horrible…..
Exactly. That sh!t is sick!
Rando you really should become a Canadian… I would say something about them needing Olympians that don’t choke in Canada, but that’s changed now…
Waaaaaiiiiit a second. Did you just call HelOnWheels a conservatroll? That’s the funniest damn thing I’ve ever heard!
Oooh, ninja’d.
Q-<
Buuahahahahaha!!! Did you just call me a conservatroll, juvenile troll? OMG, that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all week!!
ROFLMAO.
Hee hee hee. HOW is a conservatroll. HOW is a conservatroll. lalalalalala.
Now let’s call Frou a liberal troll!
NOOOOOOOO!!! Make her stop!! It burns! It burns!
Oooooo…sorry. Here, a nice otter that needs cleaning. And a tree to hug. And some of my personally patented “Conser-off” to get that nasty odor off.
*curls up in fetal position in corner, hugging otter & muttering*
From each according to his abilities to each according to his needs. From each according to his abilities to each according to his needs. From each according to his abilities to each according to his needs…
HA! HOW wants to put prayer back in schools and deregulate all of the businesses. Ha ha! /Nelson laugh
*breaks out in hives*
OMG! Look what you’ve done. I’m going to go into a conservative induced anaphylactic shock!!
QUICK! Get her a soy latte and put on some Sheryl Crow, STAT!
Make it a soy mocha and X and I think I just might pull through.
*snuggles HOW and rubs in Proletariat Lotion* It’s okay, sweetie, the bad trolls can’t hurt you anymore.
*nuzzles Nucky*
Thank goodness you’re here. It’s been just too horrible for words. And I’ve missed you, my sexy Canuck.
Don’t forget to lotion me -here- too.
*warms up more lotion for How* And I’ve missed you, my sexy girl. Now, where was that spot you wanted rubbed…
For the sake of our readers, I’m afraid we’re gonna need to know what -here- refers to.
If HOW is a conservatroll then that officially makes me Pat Robertson.
Does that mean you will be Palin’s running mate?
Hell no. If I’m running for something, I actually want to WIN.
Yet you offer no proof. Yeah. I thought so. And even called HOW a conservatroll. Sounds to me like you are just flinging names for the sake of self importance. Foolishly, I might add.
JAC: Well you know HOW is now a conservative… once you go conservative you never go back..
Well, then the conservatives have another hotty on their team.
Nothing personal but…
YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!11!!
*chains herself to a redwood and hugs it tighter*
Umm HOW isn’t that how the whole thing started, you chained to umm… er….
Hey! You said you weren’t going to tell anybody about what you and I di….
Erhm…I mean…
*hisses* Ixnay noay hetay LPBIay and OWHay exysay imetay ithway ondagebay!!!
So if a conservative and a liberal do it and have a kid, is their unholy love child a moderate?
Nature would not allow such an abomination to be conceived.
*disappears in a poof of nature not allowing existence*
Rando: I’ll let you know when my daughter grows up. (However my wife’s gone from liberal to moderate as she aged)
I’m curious how the Nazis got from being a worker party to being a party which did their best to arrest and imprison unionizers and workers-right agitators. Note: I am not a historian myself, but just recently read about the above-listed actions by the in-power Nazi party in a biography on Frances Perkins.
*crickets*
*chirp chirp*
*baseballs*
it’s just not cricket 
*Hotdogs* Whatever fell into the floor at the balonga factory.
Are you suggesting the use of socialist rhetoric to gain power followed by a sharp turn to the right once that power became absolute? Surely not! No one would ever use obvious lies and deception to seize power that’s entirely unethical!!!ELEBENTY!!!1!
I’ll ask my mom. She likes to sit at work with her eyes shut and contemplate Hitler.
Blah… How many Wangings does this place need when I am not around!!!
Look! She told me that! On text! So I figure she’s gotta know something. Besides, VG brought up the Nazis. Sheesh.
Literally, I once got a text from my mom saying “I just want to sit with my eyes shut and contemplate Hitler”.
For the first day of school, the freshman AP history teacher at my high school gave the homework assignment to “contemplate sand”
I only brought up the Nazis in response to John M’s full-of-himself-as-a-historian (and very long) post. If he really thinks that the Nazis are socialist/pro-worker, then maybe he could answer my historical question? But apparently not.
At this point, I’m pretty sure they’re doing it on purpose to keep you around.
Bah intellectual honesty is the most intellectually dishonest phrase ever coined. If I want to sit on the fence and rationally and reasonably view both sides of the debate before making a decision on the lesser of two evils I’ll bloody well do so. I’ll also do without those principles, they bring emotion into the picture and when choosing an idiot to rule the country one doesn’t want to do it with emotion.
Saying there should be consistency in ones values is foolishly naive, one should always review and question ones values, adjust if necessary, battle against indoctrination and remember nothing is constant, not even the truth.
I can tell you have a mighty impressive CV, CV.
*stands up and claps*
Bravo!
I do LOVE (/sarcasm) taking a break from the fun to read somebody’s lecturing of us, especially when they’ve missed the joke, like John up there.
*bows*
Thanks, never been a fan of morality and when a person mentions the values we’re supposed to live by I just want to throw shoes at them
Long live hedonism and scepticism
Even truth is filled with lies.
Nooooo!!! It’s not filled with creamy goodness of truthiness??!! TAKE IT BACK!!
Here. *gives HOW twinkies* These are filled with creamy, ah, something.
OH FOR FOOK’S SAKE I CAN’T SAY IT.
That will withstand the apocalypse as food for our new penisroach overlords.
Fookin moderation.
Well, you know I get all my food supplies from the Clothing-Optional Fallout Shelter and Thermonuclear Repository. BTW, where’s GB? He forgot some of his weapons, um, I mean, his machine parts. Right, that’s what they are.
sorry, I’m having issues at customs… some kind of silly rule about transporting WMD’s off US soil. I told them its for disposal purposes, but they want some kind of official documentation. Next load I’m taking through a reserve so it should go smoother.
Machine parts!! I told you to put machine parts on the customs forms! *mutters* Canucks!
But the Truth is Inconvenient……. DOH!!!!
Socialism and Nazis? WTF are you talking about? This is America, and we rule by majority. RINO???? seriously? and you have multiple bachelor degrees? What exactly do you need to be a REAL Republican? How do you suggest to spread the message of Conservatism? Maybe by bashing other Republicans….this liberal hopes you guys run Sarah Palin. That would be the best thing for America in my opinion, because people who propose NO solutions and only bash other politicians, isn’t what America needs. America needs solutions that aren’t based on 100 year old ideologies. This right vs left is killing this country, and it’s only getting worse. Smaller government and less taxes isn’t going to work anymore, we have to spend and we have to tax, that’s how governments work, regardless if you agree or not.
You wear burkenstocks with wool socks…. nuff said.
Na’uh. I wear cashmere socks with Doc Martins.
**looks in HOW’s closet sees pair of worn burkenstocks WITHOUT the “toe marks”** Then explain this young missy!?!?!
I don’t fear Palin. I fear the fact that so many Americans actually agree with her batsh!t assbackwards beliefs, and think someone who just up and quit being governor would make a good president. THAT scares me. And kinda saddens me.
Truely. She could decide this “Leader of the Free World” job is too hard, and quit halfway through her term. Depending on who she chose as VP, that could be worse!
Ok, let’s have a game of “Who Would Palin Pick as Running Mate”.
If she was appealing to the base, the obvious choice is G Beck.
Pastor Fred Phelps, Sr.
Pat Robertson.
Matt Damon.
Jack Black?
Chief?
Sergeant?
Well if the trend of making sure it’s someone you would regret worse than the current pres continues… Perez Hilton.
Do you have to be a natural born American in order to be VP? If not, how about me?
I’d be ok being dominat.. Rule… Uh.. Matt Damon mmmmmm.
Ya know, I want somebody to bring that point up when she runs for office… Why would we elect somebody who can’t even hold down their past executive position?
/baiting.
And the underlying question would be then… why do they fear those they mock and slander?
While there are some cases where it’s the opposition trying to knock down a strong opponent… in other times, and particularly in this instance…
The fear is someone as air-headed and flimsy as Palin would get into any position of power.
Dude, BS and lies IS what she’s really about.
Did you notice how her hands are clasped together? That’s because she’s trying to hide the talking points she’s got written on her palms.
Unlike Diane Feinstein, who slipped up and showed them to the camera in a debate where notes were not allowed.
No No No. This is the 2010 remake of Harvey, in which Elwood P. Dowd was cast as a woman.
*golf claps*
*curtsies*
I love Harvey! Every time I see Donnie Darko I think of Harvey, but no one in my generation (that I know) gets it.
It’s like the Iliad. Everyone should know it. Has a sigh.
Any nerds out there who can identify the flag of the invisible person?
Well, it appears to be a dark green and white colour, so I would presume it is the flag of the River Pirate Greenbeard!
I was thinking the room looks like the stateroom of a ship, so you may just be right. Pirates tend to be conservative too..
I thought they were liberal. They take from the rich and give to themselves….
But they hate taxation and big government. And they don’t smell of patchouli.
*ahem* Actually you just can’t smell the patchouli over the salt and BO.
and liberal doesn’t necessarily mean big government…
Yeah it just means we like to smoke pot.
Wait, what?
There are ways to ensure a proper social safety net, solid infrastructure and effective economic controls without outright government control, it just takes more careful planning in ensuring proper counterbalances.
Does that translate to shooting the wankers? If not, I’m lost. (And confused as to why you’re bartering all that chocolate for the, um, machine parts.)
Don’t be silly, this is Canada, we pepper-spray the wankers. That way we can put them to work when they dry out. The ‘parts’ are for dealing with the French-Canadians and foreign diplomats… you know, “speak softly and carry a big stick” and all…
I love your approach to civic and social stability. The problems we face now and in the future are going to need logical solutions, not one hundred year old debates. Kudos for your forward thinking, even if you are a canuckle-head.
OO aarr! That be flowery talk fer a pirate! Avast behind! Keelhaul that man!
Pakistan if I’m not mistaken.
BTW, GB, you Canucks put on a darn good opening ceremony for the Olympics.
And tonight saw the end of the 12 Olympic-long Russian gold medal run in figure skating. This is what happens when you coddle the athletes. In Soviet Russian all that falling that happened tonight would have been punished with a “vacation” in a gulag.
I’m just happy we broke the curse and took Men’s moguls. We’ve never won gold on home ground so it’s kind of a big deal up here.
I think the greater question is how many touchdowns are the Canadian women’s hockey team gonna score in their next game?
Yeah, GB, congrats on that gold. That was pretty sweet.
So, Bobby Orr going to play? C’mon. He can carry in the Olympic flag he can skate. It’d be awesome!
The Great One gets first dibs if we need to fill a slot. Bobby earned his retirement fair and square.
No Gretzky. No no no no no. I’m still heartbroken that he bolted St. Louis for the Rangers after less than a season.
Then you wouldn’t like that when Gretzky lit the outdoor torch I yelled, “Gretzky shoots…..he SCORES!”?
I’ll admit I shed a tear or two last night watching our flag being raised…. Yeah, I’m a sap
I was very excited for Canada. Well worth the tears.
I was proud of the moguls-winner for saying how when he didn’t want to practice, he would think of his brother (cerebral palsy) who couldn’t ski…and he’d take his lazy butt out to practice. Very cool!
I watched some of that. That was some pretty impressive…moguling. That event looks really freaking hard.
It makes my basketball-aged knees cringe!
Viking gal, my first thought watching moguls the other night was “Damn, I bet that’s hard on your knees.” I think this means we’re old.
I would have cringed back when I was in college, to be honest! My knees were already creaky.
But while we might not be young, we are true goddesses!
You’re both the bee’s knees!
“Said the empty chair”
I saw what you did there; you have been judged, and the sentence is imprisonment for the duration of your death!
I see what you did there, it’s old. Please obtain a life in the near future.
You guys may very well be ridiculing the next President of these United States – Sarah Palin. I can’t wait till November when you’re riff-raff gets kicked out of Congress.
Why not? Obama was ridiculed when he was soon to be president. Politicians are not above criticism.
And Mrs. Palin is not perfect.
YOUR, you fvcking retard. YOUR riff-raff. Geez, if you’re gonna look down your nose at us, at least spell correctly, moron.
And if she’s elected president, I’m moving to Canada before things go into the crapper.
Go away Sarah Palin will not make it past the Republican Primaries or else we’ll have four more years of Obama, and I DO NOT WANT THAT!!!
Let’s get someone more skilled and not so “victimized”. Bring me Chuck Norris!!!!
Fvck it. I’d vote for Chuck Norris just for the hell of it.
A candidate we can agree on!
Riff-Raff? Wait, we elected Richard O’Brien to Congress? How did THAT get past me? And…isn’t he British?
Wait a minute, I thought the world was supposed to end in December 2012, a whole month before Palin ascends the throne?
That’s why the world’s gonna end. Even she can’t make it happen right away. It’ll take her some time.
You do realize that the dems brought $hit charges against any whim they could. Not a Palin fan, but really, she was ill treated, but she needs to stop playing the victim.
And she was cleared of them. Still no reason to abandon your post. She’s always gonna be seen as a quitter by most.
I agree she’ll be seen as that, but really… if the Reps were to bring up repeated allogations and charges against Obama (no matter how unfounded) it would effect **cough laugh choke** his ability to govern. It was clearly bi-partisan politics at play, and the stupid broad fell into their trap. Me I woulda whooped their a$$