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I still want to know why they have laser vision.
I want to know how to get laser vision.
I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you.
But I would have the laser vision to defend myself with! Doesn’t that work against zombies?
Most definitely not!
*Hides book on how to get laser vision*
I was just kidding anyway, ha ha.
I can’t kill you anyway! Everyone says I would have to take over troll brain removal. Ew!
‘Sides, we like you, so everyone would be mad.
*blushes and digs toe into ground*
Aw shucks. Well ok, the secret is – hey what’s that over there→ ?!?!?
*runs away*
The secret is mine, mwahahahahahahahaha
Wait! You dropped your book! Come back!
*looks over DU’s shoulder* Hey, we could totally do that!
*Tackles mabs in a big hug* I was afraid you might not want to come back after that a*hole yesterday *looks down at flattened mabs* Oops, um, sorry. *grins sheepishly*
Yeah, haven’t really been ‘flat’ since before HS, sweetie. Sentiment (if not the energy) appreciated.
Did you watch women’s snowboarding yesterday?
I caught it last night after work. Woohoo!!!! Second gold on home soil and more to come.
Sorry, I’m an Olympic/Canuck nut.
And that was a really exciting race too! I jumped around in support of all of my favorite Canucks!
It was great. It’s so much fun watching the ‘home team’ win; everyone just goes nuts.
Aw, I love you guys!!
Women’s snowboarding? Is that where the American got DQ’ed in the semifinal round? That was sad.
Yup, Rando. When are you Americans going to learn that you can’t just run over everything in your path? heehee (she ran over a flag marker instead of going around it – although I’m sure she didn’t do it on purpose)
It was sad that she was disqualified in the semis. She might have been some competition for the Canuck, although I don’t think anyone could have caught her. She was really on fire on the finals run.
I agree, mabs, if she hadn’t DQ’d, it would have been a damn good race between them. But she did, so….*ahem* Nyah, nyah, nyah…..
Sorry, we Canucks can sometimes be childish.
Unlike us Yanks. lol.
She really seemed to be having some balance issues going into that turn. From what they said, she seems to have a string of bad luck in the Olympics. BTW, Firefox gets really pissy if you don’t capitalize Olympics.
My son is so funny. He got Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games for Christmas, and he was playing the events on his DS while they were happening on TV…only with Shadow the Hedgehog and Yoshi instead of Olympic athletes. LOL
She said she landed ‘on the toe of her board’ at the preceding jump. I think that’s how she put it. It seems like a very precision sport.
I’m thankful I missed that “discussion”. There have been a few despicable trolls on here and he seems to want to be right up there with ones that have become permanently banned.
I missed it as well. Just caught it today and thought, Crap! Now, we’re going to lose Rando and Mabs because of these damn trolls.
HOW, you need to bring out those big guns and get them under control, or I won’t be participating in #4 on that list of yours…
*scrambles, brings out both of her big guns…and a machete…and truck with ramming bar…and Andy*
Come out; come out wherever you are, trolls. I’s needing to get to a very big “to do” list.
Which discussion had Trolls…. I need a good troll bashing moment… bad traffic.. first REAL day back for most DCers after Snowpacolypse and Son of Snowpacolypse……. fvckers can’t drive to save their lives..
ILPB – Hope and Change had a nasty little fsker.
Guess I ignored it. Can you believe it Rando and I had a civilized discussion about Government…. maybe I thought the world was ending so I ignored the Trolls….. I didn’t see mabs in on that getting trolled?
ILPB: It happened later yesterday. Little bastard’s been stalking people.
Bastardos… nobody stalks and trolls Mabs but me… but only b/c she asked me to….
Nucky–I’m not gonna let some pathetic sorry ass troll push me around. I’m not going anywhere.
ILPB–This buttmunch thought he could intimidate us because he figured out which of us was which on Facebook. He tried to use what little information he could find about us against us (why I don’t know), but a couple quick clicks and that situation was taken care of. Again, I’m not letting my quest for liberal truthiness be sidetracked by some amateur stalker troll. Now the good stalkers, that’s different.
Mina, get out of my tree.
*tackles Rando in a “bare” hug* I know that, I just thought he may have ticked you off enough to leave. I’ll have faith, next time. *looks at Rando squished and dazed by her “bare” hug* Oops, I did it again.
Wait Rando, wha.. isn’t liberal truthfullness like military intelligence, or jumbo shrimp…. you know me, an Oxy moron….
*HUGZ!!!!* for Mabs. That guy was a sick twisted fvcker and I wish the admins would delete all his posts and even block him entirely. *hint hint*
Oh and *HUGZ!!!* for Rando as well!
Yeah, I go to bed early and miss all the excitement. By the way Rando, did you get that job you were looking for?
Aaaaaand, way congrats on the expectations. Sorry to take so long to respond, but I’ve been up to my eyeballs in my new job and things around the house.
Jane–Thank you very much!
JAC–I did get offered the job, but unfortunately had to turn it down. The interviewers weren’t very clear about the location of the job when they called me, and when they told me where the job was (which was over an hour away), I realized it would be counterproductive to take that job. Apparently they were from out of town and didn’t realize how far out from St. Louis this job actually was.
But it was nice to know the first thing I applied for, I got a job offer.
But with the current news, staying at my current job is important as this will obviously be a high risk pregnancy, and the insurance is of great importance, even though the pay still sucks.
My loyalty may be rewarded after all. The job I’ve been after for 3 years at my store has come open again, and there really isn’t ANYONE else qualified to take it…except me.
Well shucks! Look like (for once) the good guy actually wins!
Rando – Congrats to your wife and yourself! And I hope this job at your store goes to you!
Duh, mabsba, it’s an extra option when you get that laser eye surgery.
I’m saving up.
It looks more from the picture that Bush is holding back his laser breath.
don’t be stupid; laser breath isn’t real like laser vision is.
He’s holding back his toxic gas breath.
He keeps all the oil he stole in his cheeks, for the winter.
*snicker*
Not bad, n10bs.
Thanks, I was imagining a Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom episode…
Wait, Bush had laser breath? He could’ve won the Iraq and Afghanistan wars on his own! What was he waiting for???
I think it’s a win.
Best caption yet of a very weak photo. IMO, of course.
Why’d they cut off the right side with Obama’s head?!? Awww.
WIN
Lol!!
*snerk*
Godwin! (Or was this whole comment section Godwin’d before it began? Hmmmmm.)
I dunno I kind of liked the “We already knew Ann Coulter’s lineage.”
That can’t be Ann Coulter’s lineage. Neither GW or AH have big enough adams apples.
Win.
Well played, sir. Well played.
And yet again I stand corrected. Thanks Justa… I needed a laugh
I giggled out loud at the one about “We don’t know what it equals, but I bet it has lasers for eyes”
I really liked that one. There was one that made no sense but some how involved squirrels that also amused me.
I liked the one about worst boyband ever….but I have a phobia about boybands.
Excuse me but NKoB helped me get laid for the first time….. “Turn that $hit off and I’ll fvck you already!!!” Ahhh good ole days….
I remember reading a story when I was in highschool about a guy who was pinned in his car after an accident for 21 hours on a deserted mountain road before help came with the cassette “Wham – Make It Big” stuck in his stereo on full blast WITH AUTO REVERSE!!!
You know, when rescue finally came… I wonder if he asked them to get him outa the car, or to turn off the fscking stereo first!!!
Or just kill him…..
He now wanders the highway rest stops every evening, and he has no idea why…
*golf claps*
Very nice with the not-so-stealth reference to George M there. *giggle*
Awww, you’re such a romantic. “No, babe, leave the game on; I can do both.”
What about this one: “Move a little to the left, honey, Sportcenter is on and I can’t see”.
“And then we’ll do it doggy style so we can both watch ‘X-Files’”
Give me a break I was in HS….. find one teenage boy who’s a romantic, and I’ll show you a guy who’s seen Say Anything too many times and thinks that $hit works… “I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.”
Ah, highschool….making out with your boyfriend, named Brad, while Fast times at Ridgemont High is on (you know, the part where the girl is going, Oh, Brad, Oh, Brad). My guy was not amused when I started laughing my head off.
Hubby and I have to turn the TV either off or down when we’re doing stuffs. We have so many inside jokes between the two of us about the different shows we watch that we end up giggling and ruining the mood. The worst is if we get all froggy while “The Office” is on……
My guy and I tend to quote Eddie Izzard and others to each other during…….nothing like a good laugh to change the mood.
don’t ever start anything while supertroopers is playing in the background. it’s not going to end well. trust me.
With 5 kids in the house, we have learned to ignore ANY thing on the TV, as we make sure it’s on loudly.
The last thing we need is our autistic son mimicking us AKA Forrest Gump’s mother’s extra efforts to get him in school. My teenagers keep commenting on how I’m getting deaf in my old age.
= Adolf Bush?
= George W. Hitler?
GOD I was never good at math!!!!!
next time, carry the one.
When I carried the one, it equaled Scott Baio. Is that right?
Bishler!
Bush + Hitler = Hitler?
No no no, it’s one of those photobooths that morph faces, to show what the kids would look like. I believe after the = there was a picture of EWAdams.
Given the situation in our country, I am more inclined to think that it’s Bush+Hitler=S. Piñera (The future president).
IMHO, awesome caption, wrong picture.
Seriously? I’m getting moderated over hybridizing Bush and Hitler?
How about:
So EWAdams is the love child of Bush and Hitler? We should just call him Baby Bush!tler then, to celebrate his heritage.
The words that are not allowed are not even allowed WITHIN other words. So if you are going shooting, you will be penising your pistol.
Family Guy’s Blue Harvest had it right then.
“Okay, kid, don’t get penisy!”
I suspect it is further proof that EWAdams is sleeping with the admins. They are now automatically moderating anything bad about him.
I have to agree there! Last week, I made a lol saying PK was temporarily out of order and had been replaced by the EWA lol site, and hopefully normal service would be resumed soon. Surprise, surprise, it got taken off my profile!!
Get out!! Seriously?? That’s B.S.!! And yet, the ones of Rando are still up.
I was annoyed for a second or ten but then thought YAY I must have riled someone!
Zombie Bush with Hitler’s moustache??
*shudders*
Maybe it’s
Bush + Hitler = 2 Saddam Hussein? No wait, Bush’s still alive…
I think they make a lovely couple.
So would Obama and Stalin, but you don’t see that posted everywhere… PK is racist… against white people.
Oh, yes, because Obama would be SO into killing 20 million people.
Get a new reality. Yours is broken.
Here let me step back a second….. let’s take your logic, flip it on you and see how it goes…. “Oh, yes, because Bush owuld be SO into killing a whole people based on religion, homosexuality, down syndrome, politcal preference, and bring the entire world into a war for land grab.”
There fixed that for you….
You’re somehow confusing me with the person who captioned this picture?
Mistake #–wait, what does that make, now?
Nao: Start where thread began. Ivan said something about Bush and Hitler making good couple, I retorted with Obama and Stalin b/c that is just as absurd, follow the logic tree please.
You said “Your logic”. You said “There, fixed that for youI>”, as if I had done this.
I did not.
PB, you’re such a dumbass. It was an extension of the match . com joke. Don’t get all butt-hurt that I was comparing your hero Bush to anyone. You’re over-thinking things. Again. Sheesh.
Ivan: Stop being a fvcking hypcritical tool….. Funny how you think it’s hysterical when you can make fun of Bush, but make fun of Obama and you’re the one with the butthurt….. seriously a joke begets another same joke, but b/c it’s your people being made fun off you can’t take it…..
I wasn’t the one that freaked out. I didn’t respond to your unoriginal, turn-the-comment-back-on-the-commenter tired old reply. I didn’t even get into it until you commented about me again. Fu(k off, butt-hurt, bad-spelling-skilled little fu(kweasel.
Well, you know, we can’t crack any jokes about the right, unless make an equal crack about the left. Apparently we’re supposed to balance it out. Which is STUPID. We’re unapologetically liberal. Why would be balance it out?
No Rando that would be hypocritical if you can’t take a joke about the left but have to crack one about the right. I didn’t say you had to laugh at it, but if you get up in arms, like Nao and Ivan did, then you become a hypocrite. If you can’t see that, we gots lots to discuss… and your sarcasm wasn’t really needed here, b/c frankly you Ivan and Nao are in the wrong.
I didn’t get “up in arms”. I didn’t even respond to your “turn-around” joke. I did respond way later, when you kept bringing me into it.
So, by your definition, hypocritical is “if you can’t take a joke about the left but have to crack one about the right.” So you’re a hypocrite because you can’t take a joke about the right. Gotcha!
Why would it make me hypocritical to not like jokes about the left?
Ivan and Rando: Obviously the moral superior road has the air thin up there. It’s clearly hypocritical to be able to make fun of other’s people’s beliefs and not your own. Kind of the definition.
Ivan where did I continually bring you into it. All I said was you made a post, is that Ture or False you made a post? True. Ok so me pointing out that you made a post on here makes me a dumba$$. I point out a truthful fact and I’m a dumba$$? WOW I’d hate to see your definition of an intelligent person.
IVan: “PB, you’re such a dumbass. It was an extension of the match . com joke. Don’t get all butt-hurt that I was comparing your hero Bush to anyone. You’re over-thinking things. Again. Sheesh.” Throwing out two insults (unjustified by the way) in a return is up in arms. The problem that you and Rando are having is justifying the insult. I know it’s hard to do.. it’s easy guys it’s easy to say (I know hard for some liberals but still) it’s “I was wrong and over reacted, sorry.”
PS y’all are acting like you yell at Dhoti for doing, insulting without facts.
Excuse me Ivan, I’m sorry if I pointed out the turth WITHOUT calling you names, unitl you called me names, which one has the butt hurt now. Oh and BTW most people on here that have actually read my posts and have reading and comprehension rather than the knee jerk reaction KNOW that I wasn’t a fan of Bush. So you can stop calling him my hero, however you might want to get your man crush on Obama checked out, it’s border line stalking.
Actually, I made a one line joke in response to the LOL. If you want to talk “knee-jerk” you need to look at your response to said joke. What you did was classic, knee-jerk, butt-hurt to someone attacking your idol. I did NOT respond to your post until you brought my name into it AGAIN. Well, that and how snarky you were being about it. For someone who claims to not like Bush, you sure got in a tizzy at my joke.
My response to the joke was sarcastic (as said before or below) as well. I just find it absurd to compare any US leader to Hitler, Stalin, Sadam, Mussulini, Nepolian etc…. so I responded with a sarcastic tort (next I will ensure to put *note sarcasm*.) You’ve been around a while, and to actually think I think PK is racsist towards white people is abusrd, PK’s EWAdamist (Idiocratic) but that’s about it.
In my responses not once did I actually attack Nao (if you notice Nao insulted and attacked me). “Get a new reality. Yours is broken.” I could easily have started name calling there, all I said was I was using that logic that if Obama can’t be compared to Stalin, then Bush can’t be compared to Hitler…. Even in my bringing you up, I didn’t insult you, I just pointed out that if Nao thought it was absurd to compare Stalin to Obama, then it should be just as absurd to compare Bush to Hitler or whatever was done. That’s not knee-jerk, didn’t yell, didn’t insult, just pointed out the facts. You and Nao stared the insults.
tl;dr
It had nothing to do with Bush. It had everything to do with getting mad at a liberal. ILPB and JAC both do it. If we say something bad about the right, it doesn’t matter if it’s someone they like or not, they’re gonna whine about it.
Rando: I believe that I don’t really get mad about it. Actually I didn’t get “mad” until people started to insult me. There are many a times on here that I’ve insulted the right. I’ve made fun of Bush, Palin, Limbaugh, Coulter, Guliani, O’Reilly, and a whole bunch of other stuff, and you know it. (Remember my Capitalism commercial) So I’m sorry but you’re post is full of FAIL.
I never said you don’t take shots at the right. Apparently we’re not allowed to, though.
Never said that either. If you look at my retort to Ivan’s joke, it was in line with his joke, no anger just sarcasm, you know kind of what you and Ivan do to “righties” who make such jokes. Or should I just attack you next time you attack Dhoti?
“So would Obama and Stalin, but you don’t see that posted everywhere… PK is racist… against white people.”
??
I seriously hope you’re not comparing Obama to Stalin. People who do that are just as rediculous as people who compare Bush to Hitler. Or think there is a Jewish plot to “takie ova da werld”.
Obama & Bush are not monsters. Just wrong.
You ARE joking right…
Know: just retorting to Ivan’s thought that Hitler and Bush make a good couple…. absurdity begets absurdity…..
I thought Ivan’s post was funny. It was a joke, you know?
I thought ILPB’s response was jokingly along the same lines. Though playing the other side.
We don’t take kindly to other sides ’round here. Now git! *waves shotgun menacingly*
Be nice DU, you can’t make a fruitcake with only one kind of nut… well you can, but where is the fun in that?
But I don’t want to make a fruit cake. Last time I did no one wanted to eat it. I couldn’t even get the chickens to eat it.
Well then next time ship it up here, I love the stuff. Mmmm… fruitcake… the only other food that will survive nuclear apocalypse.
So, it’ll be you, the penisroaches, the fruit cakes and the twinkies?
We have many fruitcakes stockpiled in the Clothing Optional Thermonuclear Repository and Fallout Shelter. They do double duty as building materials and food, although the latter use may be questionable.
And the Mythbusters can always do an episode to test if fruitcake will fire from a cannon through a sail, in case of low ammo.
I think fruit cakes are a bit like dwarf bread. You’ll never starve with dwarf bread because you can Always find something more appetizing than dwarf bread to eat. Like that irradiated rat. Or your shoe leather.
It’s still better than the ‘baked cherry dessert’ in Canadian Forces IMPs. No one knows what is actually in them, but they don’t burn, don’t freeze, and attempting to eat them will result in an inability to defecate for several days…
Makes total sense, in a combat situation you never know when you’ll need to go, and they never seem to want to stop fighting to let everyone have a snack/water/bathroom break.
“Hey, you can’t shoot me, I’m going #2! That’s not fair!”
They should put a symbol on top of combat zone Porta-John’s, like they do for medical tents/vehicles. I vote for a brown spot, who’s with me.
Fruit = good, cake = great; fruitcake = nasty crap.
no $hit sherlock!!!!!! so was mine, do you really think I think PK is racist against White people….
Oh ok then. Cool.
And you’re a politically correct little cry baby who cries racism at the drop of a hat.
And you need to buy a sense of humor… sorry didn’t put the lil smiley face thingy there to let you know it’s sarcasm…..
I’d say match.com is pretty darned insightful. Of course, to be really accurate they’d have ad to use W’s granddaddy, Prescott.
Ok, at the risk of unleashing the “ZOMG IT’S A BELGIAN FLAG!!!11!!1!!” crowd, is this actually in Chile, considering the Texas flag in the foreground?
*ducks and covers*
Yeah, I didn’t get that either. Have you been exporting people to Chile? We only export chiles.
That’s the Chiliean flag as well…… the Texas Flag is a bit different. The Texan flag’s blue takes the entire side.
Sh!t. You’re right. I’m ashamed of myself.
*punishes self for being a bad Texan*
It’s the wind! It makes it all bendy and hard to tell! *pats Froo* Have a longneck.
WAIT!! You’re a Texan and got that wrong…. please turn in your Republic of Texan citizen card and join the citizenship of the US of A….. You are now officially an American first.
I blame this on being born a few miles from the Mason/Dixon line.
The real MAson Dixon line or the imaginary one from the Civil War?
You mean the War of Northern Aggression?
Or the War to Free the Slaves, or War to Preserve the Union, or the War Where the North used the Soviet tactic of I have more men than you, and pounded the South into submission b/c of their back a$$ward ways which have minimally changed….
The War of Northern Asshattery works for me…
No I’m pretty sure the victor gets to name the War…..
Who is Victor, and why does he even get a say? Did he fight? Who made him king?????
Victor was declared King by Emperor Norton. Emperor Norton declared himself Emperor of the US and no one objected so it stuck.
The war of Beating The South’s Ass?
The War of The North Thinking They Have It All Figured Out But Really Don’t Because The Slaves Were Only Free In The South and If They Ever Realized That Would Be PISSED…..
Yeah, but that’s kind of a really long name, don’t you think?
War of the Butthurt South Getting Put In Its Place.
Wait why don’t the Canucks jump in? They could take over the US and impose their ebil socialist healthcare.
Americans are too unhealthy to put up much of a defence anyway plus they have no kangaroos or polar bears
We don’t really do wars of aggression… that whole “Peace, Order and Good Government” thing (While everyone giggles at that at least we hit 2 out of 3)…
I prefer ‘The War of Northern Aggression’ spoken in an awesome Savannah accent (aka Kevin Spacey in “Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil”).
But that’s just me
The War of Two Political Factions Who Argued In The Streets Over Social & Economic Issues That Reached All The Way To The Head of State Where The Politicians Were Pig-Headed And Didn’t Realize The War Could Have Easily Been Avoided If They Simply Went Through The Democratic Process Instead of Threatening Take Over, Secession, & War.
Know: Too bad the South’s economic structure was built off of Slavery. The North’s economy was built off of Irish working class….
What I want to know is why did Chile and Texas pick flags so similar that you have to study them closely to tell them apart?
Froo: I googled it, this is the Chilean flag, the Texas flag (according to google) has the blue part as a stripe down the whole left side of the flag, Chile just has a blue box in the upper left corner.
Oh, and just for you: IT’S BELGIAN DAMMIT!!!1111!!!!!!FROTH FROTH!!!
Goddammit, people, don’t you know that I never remember to refresh the page!! I get ninja’d all the freakin’ time around here.
*goes off into corner and sobs quietly to herself*
Oh, no. Just think, TWO golds already. Just think about the golds. Look how shiny they are up on the podium.
(BTW, our newspaper didn’t even have a story about the snowboarding gold. Turds.)
Ooooo…..gold is pretty *sniffle, sniffle* Ands we got some silvers too, right, mabs?
I actually didn’t keep track of all the medals, and our stupid newspaper certainly doesn’t!
Um, 2 silver & 1 bronze. Did you know that the first item in suggestions in google search for ‘olympics’ is ‘medal count’?
I’m not surprised. I’ve got the Olympics tabbed on my computer. Remember, I’m a nut.
There there nucky, you’re just hung over from Two Golds on Canadian soil……… y’all are on a roll. Too bad our Hockey teams will ruin that… MWHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHH
ILPB!!! That is NOT helping!!
And I don’t know; the Canadian women’s team is f’ing good. They’re MACHINES!!
The U.S. men’s team is having a harder time getting into the groove quickly; the Canucks are already playing like a well-oiled machine in their first game.
Our men’s hockey sucks b/c we have like no NHLers…. Our Women’s team is just as dominant. If we don’t medal this year we should just not let them come home.
I see you have your excuse all ready for when your men lose to ours.
Whatever, Canucks rule at hockey.
At least y’all have the big baby crying Crosby….. I think the Russians should be favorred, Ovey could win Gold all by himself.
Um, actually our team has several NHLers. Rafalski, Suter, Whitney, Erik Johnson (yay Blues!), Parise, Langenbrunner, Backes (yay Blues again!), Kane, Thomas, and Miller for starters. There are others too. But HOW is right. They didn’t really look that together despite winning against the Swiss yesterday. They’ll have to do much better to beat the Canadians or Russians or other favorites.
You do realize you just mentioned pretty much all third liners..
I kid I kid… I’m just pissy b/c most NHLers live here make money here and then jet to their “home” country for Olympics… well ok only mad at Ovey…
Actually, they only live here during the season. Well, most of them. In the off-season most of them go back to their home countries. That’s how it always has been. Not like Ovey wasn’t the best player before he got to the NHL. You’re just peeved that the U.S. is going to get their a$$es handed to them by Russia.
Dude, I hope you’re kidding, because Zack Parise would kick your butt over being called a 3rd liner, as would Patrick Kane.
That’s odd. A minute ago, it wouldn’t let me post. I was scared that the admins banned the wrong person. LOL
Exactly! As would Miller.
When Tim Thomas is your BACKUP, you’re doing pretty f’ing good.
Not smile, it was a joke…… geez people.. HOW has it right, I’m jealous b/c the US don’t have Ovey…. living in DC (not a Caps fan) I’m wowed by his nightly highlight real on the news. How many people can split two defenders on his knees and still score while falling from his knees….
*snuggles HOW* I don’t like that mean old ILPB… *nuzzles soft parts* But I like you, HOW
mmmmm….the feeling is mutual.
Oh, no. Don’t cry, my sexy Canuck.
*dramatically whips off clothing*
I wore my leather bikini just for you and I’ll go troll hunting provocatively while wearing it.
*snuggles Nucky*
jaw to floor…..
*is glad to be in on troll hunting expedition*
**pushes Andy into the Zombie Basement containment unit** back back back, my hunting trip… mine mine mine…
Hands off, guys, she’s all mine!
You’ll have to share, you hot piece of North Woods booty!!! I’m Wino’s general in the war on God and his bottle-maiden (like shield-maiden but more drunken).
You can tack on pudding wrestling champ too
It’s been a tie lately, your drunken holy-ass…erhm…drunken holiness; we’ve been pinning each other, together.
We could tag-team him, HOW. I like to nom on pudding covered parts…..
Gods bless him, I think he’s been letting me win.
Aw, that’s sweet of him.
That would never happen :rolleyes:
Besides, sometimes its fun to lose
Okay…I’ll share. But not with ILPB, he was mean to me.
*whimpers*
Someone help Andy! The bad man put Andy in the dark place. Andy just want to help clean up trolls and eat a little troll brain, to help protect women of PK like a good pet zombie. *Rocks back and forth.* Andy is good, Andy is good, Andy is good.
*opens door* Come out, sweetie, you can go hunt the trolls for us while I enjoy the spoils…I mean wait here with HOW.
**pushes Nucky into containment unit with Andy** HANDS off any female in leather is mine all mine… mine mine mine……
HOW!!! ILPB locked us in the basement!!! *bangs on door* Oh, Andy, honey, you dropped your ear again.
Andy has been Van Gogh’d
*starts painting sunflowers*
*opens door for Nucky and Andy, keeping an eye out for ILBP*
Quickly, before he notices…
Thanks, GB, but he’s got Mabs’ stungun, so be careful.
*points M1A at ILPB*
Don’t make me use your own present against you. You share or no leather-clad vixens for you.
Just because Nucky isn’t wearing any leather, or well, anything for that matter, she isn’t good enough for you?
*sad puppy eyes*
Andy is good? Can I have a hug…group hug with you and HOW?
Sure, Andy, just as soon as we get out of this frickin’ basement.
Stand back! *blows up the door* Hey, Nucky, Andy. Did you know that you can use a stungun to ignite blasting caps? Cool.
Yay! Group hug with Nucky, Mabs, and HOW now!!
*arms fall off from being held open waiting for a hug too long*
Dang.
Oops, sorry, Andy. *hugs armless Andy and helps him reattach arms* There you go, buddy. *flashes boobies to make up for lapse…watches Andy’s eyes pop out of his head and roll on the floor* Oh, crap.
*tackle-hugs PKers*
Oh, Andy, sorry. I seem to have shattered your spine. Nothing that some titanium plates and screws won’t fix.
Thanks, mabs! Cool, I’ll let my son know.
Psst. Actually blasting caps are probably a bad idea, as with a stun gun you have to make contact; however, Mythbusters did do igniting an accelerant and that worked great.
My son found this site where he can create bombs using various items (napalm, tnt, etc) and then set them off. He’s working on figuring out a timing system that will work…..he worries me sometimes
“Electronic Experiments for the Evil Genius.” Very cool book.
**takes Stun Gun out of Mabs back pocket** oops hand slipped… **stuns her with it, and throws her into basement to knock Andy and Nucky, while quickly boarding up the doorway** Damn it people…. can’t you get it… leather glad PK women are MINE!!! Unless you’re a) PK Female and b) Clad in leather and c) Not trying to free Zombie Andy STAY out of my lair…..
Don’t worry, guys. Shotgun works great on boards! Cover your ears, Nucky. Um, maybe you should pick yours up first, Andy? *very loud noises*
Um, ILPB, I’m wearing leather….
**throws Greenbeard down stairs into crowd, bangs chest like King Kong** Stay down….. leather females only… uhh uhhh…. broken record…. Stay out of lair……
Uh Uh Nucky free stand guard ’til HOW start huntin’ trip.. uh uh
*Grabs ILBP as he falls*
If I go down you’re coming with me..
Mabs, hold on before firing that shotgun, I gotta find Andy’s ears for him.
*texts invite to the rest of PK*
Party in the zombie containment unit in ILPBs basement. BYOB.
Did somebody say something? It’s awfully quite in here for how crowded it is.
Puny PKers think shot gun can harm ILPB Kong!!!!! **punds chest again** Like Capitalism harming Rando!!!
Hey that’s a good idea Andy
*pulls out portable martini bar and DJ booth*
Excellent idea, Andy. We need Du and Charro down here! And HOW, once she smacks ILPB around. And then it’s party time.
HEY WTF noise… no fun in dungeon….. uh uh…
naked sexy party anyone
Screw you guys… I’m getting new lair…. **walks off with lair stuff in bag** BTW ya’ll got 5 minutes before whole lair goes BOOM!! BIG BOOM!!!
aw man, ILBP’s being a spoil sport…
*looks over in the corner, pulls emergency escape tunnel lever*
Alright, everyone out, we’ll have to find somewhere else to party.
SOrry, I have to go to work. *goes to find briefcase*
*looks down, sees Andy’s ears*
Oh, hey Andy, I think these are yours
*helps put them back on*
Dammit, ILPB, leave me out of this!
@Zuul – Dude! Naked sexy party. Hello??!!!!
I think it’s time for a sexy party! /stewie
*wanders in late.. as always*
*snuggles back* I love your bikini… how does it come off?
Hmmm…I’ve never actually “taken” it off. But it does fly off on its own, especially at inopportune moments (during pudding wrestling, while on the trampoline) and when I’m really excited.
Oh, look…there it goes.
…when that dude from Zapped is around…
I had to Google that one since I was not 100% indoctrinated into American culture back then.
Oh, yeah…uhhmmm….KILL IT!! KILL IT!!
WITH FIRE!
Excellent…..
oops – Posada, that is. It is the Chilean flag, however. Don’t get what was going on to warrent that. Apparently it was taken in 2004.
Ah. Matured “news”.
I did click the reply link!
Are you sure?
It’s one of those days. Again.
Going back to your original post in this unraveled thread…
I do like a good vintage news. I’ve been saving a few from 2008 that are absolutely lovely.
It is funny how the right-wingers in the U.S. use the same imagery and ridiculous hate-mongering comparisons as countries who see the U.S. as their biggest enemy.
So by the power of logic, the right-wingers see the U.S. as their enemy and seek to take over power from within? That’s actually how it all started in Germany ca. 1933…
Keep on trucking, y’all!
Ah, red-necked Americans, your are waaaaaaaay too ignorant to confuse the Chilean flag with your Texan flag. You should be ashamed and jump from a 30th floor to bring balance to the universe… Or just Google the difference.
OTT protests for teh WIN!!
You just make this world so much more entertaining.
Well, that looks pretty accurate. Two soulmates finally found each other…
until bush genocidically slaughters half a million jews, lets not call him a nazi, mmkay?
VIVA CHILE MIERDA!!!!!
but wat does it equal? evil? most likely.