
That one kinda looks like a cat.
That one kinda looks like a unicorn.
That one looks like German…. kill it…
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New photo? Check.
Incomprehensible activity? Check.
Funny? Mmm, in the right frame of mind. Check.
Wow, I do believe we have a WIN!
It’s sufficiently whimsical. Yep, I like it too!
I thought it wasn’t all that funny, until I read the “kill it” baloon. It makes the LOL, which is in the end a total WIN, agreed.
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For me? Thanks! (Okay, that only really makes any sense at all if you speak Spanish.)
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not not S*** just o shi because they wouldn’t have time to finish, duh
Me too. The “kill it” makes it work. It’s a good day.
And THOSE are few and far between lately.
I agree the ‘kill it’ makes it work, but I don’t understand what they have against unicorns….
The fallic symbol, they aren’t Soviets, they are Right Wing Christian Militia , and Unicorns represent a pen is, witch craft, gay rights, and worst of all SOCIALISM!!!!! ELEBENTY + A Gazillion = Right Wing Christian nutjobs!!!
*calls PETA* Hello?….Yes, we have an incident…..It’s the Unicorns…..Fifty naked women for the protest?….in cages? Ok! We’ll save those unicorns from the evil meat eating righties one way or another! *briefly pauses to wonder where PETA gets so many young naked women for their protests…decides it’s not really that important*
Yeah but the women don’t shave and are hairier than the animals they’re “protecting” **shudders**
Yes and if PETA have any more spare could they send some over my direction please
Isn’t it a phallic symbol
No, it’s a failic symbol, because those things just shouldn’t be pointy like that.
You mean like the Washington Monument, Pyramids, Eiffel Tower, Chreysler Building, Empire State Building, Masonic Temple in Alexandria, VA……..
Look, it’s not my fault all those architects have pointy…*ahem*
… pointy megalomegmeniamechanical penispencils?
er … megalomeniachamechanical pencilopeni?
So…to get more lead out, do you click the top or twist it?
Hmm, that’s a pensee pointu …
The question is does he have any lead in his pencil
bight my fallic symbol…
Well, if you’re into that….
You mean your failic symbol. *snicker*
That’s not what your mom said last night….
My dad is gonna kick your ass now, just a warning.
Hey you go there, the mama jokes come out… I refrain from the wife jokes though, too personal.
That is likely a wise move. LOL
Ahem…
A phallus is an erect penis, or anything intended or taken to suggest one. Ancient and modern sculptures of phalluses have been found in many parts of the world, notably among the vestiges of ancient Greece and Rome. See also the Most Phallic Building contest for modern examples of phallic designs. In many ancient cultures, phallic structures symbolized wellness and good health.
The Hohle phallus, a 28,000-year-old siltstone phallus discovered in the Hohle Fels cave and first assembled in 2005, is among the oldest phallic representations known.
Unless Americans are murdering the language English further then I’m afraid it’s still a phallic symbol in black and white instead of colour, the rifles appear to be about 1.8 metres long, temperature is 16 degrees Celsius (I guess) and there are no theatres in this picture
*applauds*
Judging from the weapons and uniforms, I’d say those are Soviet troops practicing their anti-aircraft drill. Believe it or not, in this day of supersonic jets, we practiced the same thing. A rifle, particularly one that can be fired full auto, is an effective weapon against aircraft.
I would’ve said they were Spanish troops in the Spanish Civil war.
I think they’re Belgian troops…maybe Israeli…
They might be belgian, but they look German because they’re sideways
Soviet- definitely by the hats and type of rifle…
Haha it was just a joke, from a previous LOL where some people were freaking that the soldiers were belgian.
It was started with the Darth Vader hot-air balloon…which was Belgian, unless you turned the flag sideways, and shifted the order of the stripes a bit!
Oh, well my apologies, my first encounter with the “it’s belgian!!!1!1!elebenty!!” was with soldiers. My mistake.
No problem. I’ve just been goofing around on this website longer…which maybe is something to be embarrassed about?
I wouldn’t think so. While the LOL’s themselves haven’t been too funny lately, a lot of the comment threads are!
Actually those are Soviet troops equipped with Mosin-Nagant M91/30 standard infantry rifles with optional scopes (pretty rare considering the cost of manufacture during the war). This is an anti-aircraft drill, which may seem absurd until you consider that the 7.62x54r round they fired packed a punch that, depending on the load, could match the modern .308 if not exceed it.
Yes, you can say I’m a fan of that rifle
*passes HPneo the PK beginners manual complete with inside jokes*
Use it well… please!
Hey wait I never got one of those, I had to learn on my own…..
Not sure the beginners’ manual matters too much in this case; just how many of us can and will produce the sort of detail that involves knowing the serial numbers of the 3 cannon on “Colonel Tomb’s” MiG?
Hey, I actually recognized those rifles as I’ve used one on the range before. They’re quite powerful, and fun to shoot. Bolt-action.
Snoopy Versus The Red Baron?
*shakes angry fist at Marilyn as the Sopwith Camel doghouse plummets to earth trailing smoke*
*argarargarrgarg* /snoopy
(BTW, as a lifelong Peanuts fanatic, I have to say Snoopy Vs. the Red Baron is a very underrated PlayStation 2 game)
All your flying ace are belong to us …
*orders a root beer at a French cafe*
*on jukebox* …..gonna take a sentimental journey……******
… while cursing at a PS2 screen? *link*
I have that game.
I had a version of Snoopy V Red Baron written in DOS, sometime about 87-88. I loved it. Back in the day when you had to have a special graphics card (or a Tandy, like I did) to see more than 3 colors in high resolution mode. A whoping 640×480!
That and the Kings Quest series, MicroPose F-15 Strike Eagle (vector graphics) and a handful of public domain BBS games. (Such as Zork)
My best friend in elementary school lived for pretty much anything made by Sierra in the 80′s, from King’s Quest to Space Quest to Black Cauldron to Leisure Suit Larry. I didn’t have any of those. All I had was a couple crappy Commodore 64 games, which is why I adored my old NES.
Oooh, yeah, I forgot the Black Cauldron. I rented the video a while back, and it bored me to tears.
My best friend had a Vic20, and I was jealous over his games. (the Commodore systems had an AWESOME Ghostbusters game) But I had him beat, he had a 300 baud modem that you actually had to put the phone into the receiver after dialing, and I had a 1200 baud built in card!
I actually wrote a game based on the movie “Wargames” that allowed me to do all my other things with the pc, and when not running other games, (it would stay in the background, running other things as a shell) would randomly pop up and declare “DEFCON 1, Alert condition RED” in a cheap Max Headroom voice, and make you grab the joystick and shoot down missiles in the missle command style. I never got the graphics that great, and the speed could bog down with the old 4.77 mhz processors. But I loved it, and had months of coding in it.
” he had a 300 baud modem that you actually had to put the phone into the receiver after dialing” – That’s actually an “acoustic coupler”, not a modem. Yes, I do remember those! Incidentally, it would only work with some sorts of “handset”, and even then you had to put the handest into the coupler the right way round.
“Acoustic coupler” is a part of the modem…….
So do I!! I remember on some of them you couldn’t cough, breath or make any sudden movements otherwise the Modem would pick it up and throw you out. God Bless the person who created the Dial Up Modem.
Haha, I get it. As I recall, in WWI, there was something that happened where some country had paratroopers dropped on enemy lines…so it was just easy pickings. I believe this is a picture of that event. Might’ve been Germans, judging from this caption.
Man, I hate to jump all over someone for a minor factual detail, but (ahem) but I can’t find any references to paratroopers used in combat prior to Germany’s use of them in 1940. From Wiki: “Fallschirmjäger units made the first airborne invasion when invading Denmark on April 9, 1940 as part of Operation Weserübung”
Likewise. After all, prior to the Ju-52 (Tante Ju, or Aunt Ju in English) and Douglas DC-3/C-47/Dakota (choose one depending on where you live), I can’t even come up with a credible troop transport aircraft that you could parachute jump out of.
Whoa, one too less I’s. :/
Ok. I think there were several such events, mostly due to the inaccuracy of weather forecasting at the time leading to differences in expected and actual ground speed, and hence X-hour being in the wrong place.
The Soviets in WWII needed a way to protect themselves against aircraft. In many cases, they couldn’t carry around a flak gun, so they needed to shoot it with their rifles. In this picture, they are practicing shooting planes.
If you take into account that all the rifles are equipped with telescopic sights, it seems likely that these are all snipers. Regular troops wouldn’t have the telescopic sights. IMHO
You guys arent far off they are Soviet Snipers, The only group given scopes for their Mosin Nagants, in the WW2 era there was a a huge sniperism drive. Think like a sniper, shoot like a sniper, act like a sniper, thus it became VERY popular, even including about 2300 women snipers. Now in this particular photo im not 100% either theyre trying their hand at anti air, or training for the same.
Well, if it was just two or three guys I’d say they were firing at a German recon plane. I think what’s going on here is training for targeting and stable shooting without support.
It would be better with Oompa Loompas.
“Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch nipple.”
Butterscotch nipple?
Utterly a notch above Ripple?
Speaking of butterscothc nipples, you watching the game Rando? USA!! USA!! and if we loose I eat my words…. if we don’t I’ll give Nucky a big hug with lots of butternut schnapps.
That game was FVCKING AMAZING. Hey, I got nothing but love for Canada, but I gotta say…USA! USA! USA! USA!
Crap! Where’s the butternut schnapps and my hug?
**hands nucky butternut schnapps and gives her hug** Y’all put up a fight.
Thanks *takes a big gulp of the schnapps* It was a rough weekend overall for us Canucks, but I’m still damn proud of all of them.
Mmmm butterscotch schnapps *drools*
Mix with shots of Kahlua, Frangelico and Bailley’s, blend with vanilla icecream pour into a martini glass with a spiral of chocolate sauce coating the inside and dust with cocoa powder. Best drink/dessert ever!
I can feel my arteries hardening, just reading that! *drools*
I think I went into a sugar coma……………….
Yeah, my blood sugar would crash before I had a chance to get drunk off of them.
Ah it isn’t too bad for you
you can always go low fat with the icecream and you need to use unsweetened cocoa powder coz the drink is very, very sweet. Other than that it is a very drool worthy drink
especially on a hot summers day like today
Where’s the fun in Healthy Eating. I like to slob out sometimes. If I visit London on occassion I often like to visit Simpsons in the Strand (a famous London Restraraunt that’s been on the go since Victorian Times.) However on those days I choose to eat no meat I sometimes visit “Govindas” a purely vegetarian/Vegan restraraunt actually owned by the Hare Krishnas, but they do dammned good Vegetarian food that actually has more flavour than the usual Vegetarian stuff out there. Saying that I usually go on a complete bloat out when I do eat out. (Yes I am Mr Creosote, lucky I don’t like Wafer Thin Mints
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I am having this odd feeling, could it be… Laughter?
The Wang is pleased with this lol. *flies off*
I’ve seen this picture before, in a history textbook, and there the caption said that these are Ottoman soldiers in WWI on anti-air duty, before the invention of anti-aircraft guns. But I could be mistaken.
Yes, you are mistaken. Those are Mosin-Nagant 91/30s with scopes attached. Ergo, Soviet snipers during WWII.
Looks like WWII soviet anti-aircraft drill.
I read somewhere a long time ago that standard soviet practice when a german plane flew over was to fire EVERYTHING at it.
Saw this with another where it appears they shot down a German recon plane on some other site years ago (shows em with the crashed plane). I don’t remember where, I don’t know if the site owner (or the Soviet press) made it up. If indeed real it is composed of pure awesome.
They are searching the skies for nazi aircraft in an attempt to shoot the down with their rifles. If not their guns got boners while they were sleeping.
Gives a whole new meaning to the Phrase “Active Weaponry”
thier shootin nazis in the air