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whooo hoooo – I have a happy!!!!
Cookies for everyone!!!!!
We just didn’t want this one
mmm.. cookies
Cookies! Yay! My son ate all the ones I made! nomnomnom
I want some cookies too!
*mrph — wipes away cookie crumbs* Um, maybe Creature has some left?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!! Mabs ate all the cookies and didn’t share!
I needed the energy to sweep the snow!
Whatever!
*sends Nucky some cookies*
enjoy!
Thanks… *sniffle sniffle* stupid, mabs, always taking the cookies *sniff sniff*
*pats Nucky gently*
better now?
Uh huh…thank you.
I’m sorry, Nucky. Look, I made hot chocolate? With wee little marshmallows?
*sniff sniff* Thanks, Mabs.
I forgive you.
Yay! Forgiveness!! Now we can make more cookies together!
I bet 95% of you do not know who Ron Paul is. The 5% of you who do probably think he was an Independant or a Democrat.
He recieved the most private grassroots donations than any other cannidate. His top contirbuters were military personal. If you do now know much about Ron Paul I suggest you take 5 minutes and google him. He was are last hope for a just nation.
Deary me. Oh well, never mind.
What?
Allow me to interpret: Keithy thinks you’re dreary and I think you’re a troll who doesn’t get humour.
Or have language skills.
But he’s are last hope!
*noms troll brains* mmm libertarian-y
Andy!! Be careful. Those libertarian brains are probably full of drugs.
Look at the pretty colors mabs! Lets taste them!!
The schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries.
Nope, I’m still getting wallpaper paste. *spits*
that’s because it’s oralday and you’re licking the walls rather than licking something else. duh.
Come to me, my little kumquat. *licklicklick*
You have the sticker backwards there Ivan…
So THAT’S the trouble! Well, I didn’t hang it…*looks around suspiciously*
*lick lick lick*
*realizes she’s licking a plastic partition in a police cruiser*
*texts Captain Wow* ZOMG, you’re in the back of a police cruiser!!!! What did you crash this time?
These schnazzberries taste like schnazzberries!
CANDY BARS!!!
you’re nuts
Mind reader. And even I have heard of Ron Paul, but hey, if he’s not already dead he’s pretty damn old and probably being kept going by animatronics.
And I’d say 99% of Crusier doesn’t know who Rudy Guliani is, you know the guy who’s getting LOL’d (appropriately so) in this. I bleieve Ron Paul is the zombie looking fellow to Rudy’s right, my question is who tf is to his left? Another question who the hell is Cruiser?
i’d be willing to put money on the fact that cruiser has ZERO sense of humor…
as for the zombie… lemme know when you figure out who it is. he’s CREEPY.
zombist!!!!elebenty11!!
He was “are” last hope?
Cruiser is obviously in favor of Ron Paul’s policy of abolishing the Department of Education. Woo kneeds it amyway
Not that cannidate!
We really don’t need the Dept of Education. The role of education is reserved to the states for a reason.
Education is ebil and socialest!!!1elventyeleven1!!!!!
It’s about time you admitted it Rando… I’m wearing you down..
what reason? please clarify. If i’m not mistaken, almost every state in the country would have a bankrupt education system without some federal help.
If the role of education is reserved to the states, please explain NCLB, the ultimate in federal interference in state public education systems and the darling of guess which president.
GWB had his moments of ultimate stupidity. NCLB and TARP being two of the biggest. I believe both were panned by liberals as not spending enough at the time.
Now, to be fair, he may have actually thought we were covering the banks with tarps….
Well, our liberals (and conservatives) objected to NCLB for being yet another unfunded federal mandate (besides being a horrendous, money sucking, driving teachers out of teaching program).
Also for setting some unrealistic goals, like requiring all the special ed and ESL kids to test ON GRADE LEVEL in English.
The whole concept is unrealistic: that 100% of students, even if they had excluded spec ed, will succeed? That should be the ideal of every school, but it is not attainable; there are too many factors not within the schools’ control and they shouldn’t be penalized for not being able to reach an unattainable goal.
i’m never read about NCLB, what were the penalities? if it’s lack of funding (which seems the only penalty the federal government has over state education), cutting funding from schools that are lacking seems counter-productive.
It’s way too complicated to explain easily; that’s part of the problem. There’s a really long article on Wiki that appears to be reasonably straightforward. The best outcome of NCLB has been for the standardized testing industry, which has had enormous growth because of the required testing in EVERY grade level (that’s mostly where the lack of funding comes in — those tests are VERY expensive).
He are is yo’ure last hope and 95% of you don’t aren’t not know who Ron Paul is.
That made my head hurt to read.
I bet you have holes in your 95% of your socks!
Ha! Here, have some more “yours”:
your your your
your your
your your your your your your
I’m sorry, but you’re just not being a contirbuter to this discussion.
A “discussion” with Cruiser seems unworthy of proper attempts at contribution…
Anyway, I was simply concealing the superfluous “your” in my first post by drowning people in more of them. Hum-de-dum.
Ah — my mind was still reeling from all of Cruiser’s typos, so I skipped right over it.
But you don’t have a problem with ILPB’s typos because he’s on your side of the aisle. Gotcha
Oh, that’s your cue to call me juvenile, say nasty things about my mother and act all superior.
C’mon Ivan, Cruiser’s in a league of his own.
Yeah, I have to side with Dhoti on the relentless mocking. Cruiser so totally deserves it. It’s bipartisan mocking.
Oh, I agree that Cruiser is a douche. But I have to get mine when I can.
I don’t have a problem with ILPB’s typos because (a) he’s not a trolling a$$hat Troofer and (b) he’s a good sport about it.
(I *really* hope you’re just playing devil’s advocate, because if you’re actually defending Cruiser, I’m going to point and laugh until I soil myself.)
As I said above, I’m not defending Cruiser. But you have been really douchy lately. Just getting mine where I see fit.
Better look in the mirror before you call anyone douchy. I think you’re going at it with several people right now. Midol would help you greatly.
Nope–Midol has caffeine in it. I”m not letting caffeinated products near any of the three of you for 2 days, so you can all chill a bit!
Have some of these instead.
*hands over caffeine-free cookies*
Here Fifi, have a cookie.
I shall call thee…Glenn Beck Jr. But I will use Glenn Jr. for short.
Easy there, Glenn Jr. You’re the one that butted into this…WHINING, no less.
I’ve not whined. I told you what you were doing, and so did several others. *cough cough* All the way back to the Match.com lol, you’ve been whining about anyone or anything that has a non Karl Marx viewpoint.
And please, you don’t like being called out, so the best you can do is an imitation? LOL, what a weak mind. Now go off on one of your rants about how bad people who get the last word are, as you furiously search PK for comments to make the last word on.
Oh yeah, everybody hates me. That’s why I’m still on PKI 2.0. Yup. Rant on, Glenn Jr.
I’m not there because I told you off. I’ve got news for you. I’d do it again. And if I witnessed you talking to a woman that way in real life, the doctors would take years trying to get the taste back in your mouth.
So tell us Fifi, how may pissing contests have you been in this week?
Dude, seriously. Obsessed with Ivan much?
Not at all, not at all. Look back one thread and you will see where, out of the blue, Fifi snarked off at me. And I’m tired of Fifi bleeding on the carpet.
Well, see, for the most part, I keep things on a thread by thread basis. I’ll get snarky with someone on one thread, but be perfectly nice on another. I guess there are probably exceptions. I also gotta stand by my boy Ivan.
That’s funny. I got the feeling that Ivan was pretty well liked overall.
JAC, seriously, stop the “Fifi” crap. I don’t care what else you’re arguing about, but try to keep the demeaning comments to a minimum. If they continue to call you “glenn beck” I’ll be telling them the same thing.
I’m saying one thing and one thing only here: referring to a male as female and intending it as an insult implies that being male is superior in some way and is therefore sexist and damnably insulting. (Those of you who know me know I’m not one to immediately jump and point fingers and yell “sexist!!!11eleblenty”, but that’s a particular thing that gets right the f*(k under my skin.)
this is a nice place to vent some anger
@ DU, what part of demonstrating the absurd by being absurd did you not understand?
Okay JAC, I’m still not taking a side in this argument… because frankly I don’t care enough. But you’ve been asked now by several people who aren’t involved to tone down the rhetoric at least a little, particularly the “fifi” thing. If you’re trying to prove some form of moral superiority to Ivan (and I could be wrong, but I get the impression that that’s what the root of this whole thing is), then a good place to start is respecting people who are asking you to stop something they find offensive (and, I daresay, reasonably).
Churj, you feel for it. This was all a plot to see if we could get you to say “moral superiority”. I bet that they couldn’t do it, but dammit if i didn’t lose again.
Awww shucks.
Yeah, the same way you ignore typos and other spelling/grammar mistakes from your side of the isle. Fifi, what are we going to do with you?
Ah, the joys of Danbala’s law. The ‘isle’ of make-believe?
Ahhh, the irony of typos!
What’s with this Fifi sh!t? Shall I start calling you by a degrading name too? Is that what the future holds?
Why not? You’ve been doing it for some time.
Calling you a conservative isn’t a degrading name. But I’ll come up with one.
Doesn’t Justa always accuse you of stalking him? You know, butting your head in where the conversation doesn’t involve you?
You are correct little mermaid. And it appears in this thread that I am the stalkee! Glenn Jr. had to rush in and defend the honor of his sweetheart Dhoti. So sweet, in a twisted, ugly way.
Ahh, I responded in this thread, but go back one thread. Fifi has been in whine mode for about a week. She needs Midol or cookies, or something.
And Fifi has made it clear more than once that she has looked at my pictures, and all about my physical appearance. All the comments about my genitals, and my home town, I really think Fifi has some unhealthy obsessions.
There you go again, projecting. Poor little Glenn Jr.
Fifi, the truth just hurts you, doesn’t it? And the best you can come up with is the over used “projecting” comment.
Well, you DO seem to be projecting all of your “attributes” onto me, Glenn Jr.
Wow, you really ARE a douche. LOL
WTF, JAC, you didn’t even post on this LOL until you decided to go after Ivan.
Righto, I’m not wanting to get involved in this at all… because I’m not entirely sure what’s happening. Without pointing any fingers, can we please drop the “Fifi” and “glenn beck” thing. I don’t care if you guys disagree (even if it’s on everything), but lets try and keep a little civility in this.
No, I’m not asking for any finger pointing about who started it.
No, no, it’s the Isle of politiland. The west side is liberals, the east side is conservatives and there’s a big volcano in the middle preventing anyone from ever becoming a centerist.
Which side of the Isle kills Piggy?
Huh? You mean his internet socks? *confused*
Oh damn. Should have used some other garment. Nah, I was just testing if it was fun to make random and oddly precise statements about someone else based on nothing at all.
(It wasn’t. Cruiser must have some gene I lack.)
Oh. I should have gone with the initial laughing and not tried to analyze it. Hee hee.
I got the ‘yours.’
I just took five minutes and googled him — it told me he has zero understanding of modern finance, a foreign policy that would have been outdated in McKinley’s day, and a healthy hatred of the Jews.
Thanks for the tip!
How does he hate jews?
Also, Dhoti do you have a life or do you spend all of your waking day on this blog? I commented here half a year ago and you were trolling then as well. Seriously get off your huge fat ass and do something. You spend 3 minutes reading about Ron Paul and form those conclusions? What snarfing douche bag you are!
Did I hurt your feelings?
Please don’t cry Dhoti. Don’t cry my lad.
Should I call an ambulance Dhoti? Did you choke on your hot pocket again?
Yeeeeeeah, that should answer your question on whether or not Dhoti spends all his waking day on PK. None of us do, not even those of us who post rabidly on their days off like me.
Wow troll… Unnecessary. You tried to make your (point?) in the first post… Now you’re just pathetically begging for her to respond
LOL, Dhoti is the troll not I. Every time I post on this blog Dhoti is right there trolling me.
Actually, you’re a bit misinformed. Dhoti would probably be considered a PK regular. Where as you would be considered the troll.
Now, does that make sense?
Scroll down… I’m not saying that dhoti doesn’t have her bad days, but this is supposed to be a funny site. I don’t like people that throw needless insults around (also known as trolls), and right now, that’s you. The fact that you’ve got me standing up for dhoti is sad, but at least I’ve seen her respond to people without insulting or baiting.
Dhoti is a girl?
Congratulations. This post just made it straight to the finals in the “Daftest post of the month” contest, and it looks to be a strong contender for the title!
The other entries dropped out. They knew they weren’t gonna win.
Are you that 9/11 troofer who showed up a while back? The one yelling about how we were all going to be rounded up into death camps while drinking lattes? Crazy like that, you don’t forget. (And I can’t resist poking – sorry, all.)
To quote Tony Stark… “My God you’re a woman!!!”
Sadly, no — mabsba was talking out her a$$ again.
we actually were given that info by “ay dios mio”… who apparently a LONG while ago told you were female.
we’ll have to tell him that you LIIIIIIIIIIED!
Sorry! Didn’t mean to quote your lie.
Well, well, what a surprise — entitled know-it-all troll is entitled and thinks she knows it all!
Back it up, mabs…if you can…
dhoti – chill out! mabs was going off information provided to us by someone we trust. it was incorrect… but seriously, quit frothing all over mabs. SEVERAL of us stated that you were a female down the thread. if you get frothy over mabs you might as well get frothy over the rest of us too.
I’m not going after her for making a mistake — I’m going after her for her churlish and adolescent response. (It’s also not the first time mabs has acted like that in conversation with me, so it’s also in response to her continued pattern of bad behavior.)
I never thought Dhoti was a girl. If Dhoti was a girl, I’d be nicer.
Hate to say it, Dhoti, but you started it. And with Mabs, you always seem to start it.
Like I said, the tone of my response was motivated by her previous bad behavior — I fully acknowledge that, and I don’t apologize for it.
But my other point, that her response of “you must be lying, because I act like a douche around you who can’t under any circumstances admit she’s wrong — even when it may not even be my fault” is unacceptable, still stands.
Sorry I was misinformed…. **wanders off to find misinformant**
Why do I set myself up for disappointment? I checked back on the odds that mabs had decided to act like something resembling an adult — but nope, sullen, silent teenager mode is still in full effect.
Congrats, hon — I didn’t think my opinion of you could get any lower, but it just did.
Uh, Dhoti, that last little post of yours was basically everything you complain that everyone else does. Lay off Mabs, seriously. She’s one of the few on here that is civil to everyone. You’re whining about how nasty she is, is getting tiresome.
I guess I just don’t consider lying about someone to save face to be civil. I’m sorry that you don’t like it, but if mabs continues to pull crap like this, I’m going to continue to call it out.
I promise, if mabs stops feeling like she can’t “lose” a single point to me, and stops feeling entitled to lie to keep from losing said point, and either starts acting civil or just ignores me entirely — it’ll never happen again.
She lied? Really, where? The part about you being a girl? She was going on the report of someone most of us like and trust who stated that you had admitted to them that you were female a while back.
Well, gee, dhoti, my snide remark (and I admit it was snide) was based on YOUR previous behavior. As MANY people have told you, we were told you were a girl and I felt it was rude not to tell people to stop calling you ‘he.’ You somehow felt it was a HUGE insult to be called a girl by mistake.
I’ll apologize as soon as apologize for calling me a prick, a fascist, a liar…I’m sorry, I don’t have time to type the entire list of insults you toss about daily.
When I corrected her, she said, “Sorry! Didn’t mean to quote your lie.” Based on someone else’s recollection — and she never said she went back and checked for herself — she felt sufficiently well-informed to declare that I lied in the past. That’s a lie — a lie of assumption, perhaps, but a lie nonetheless.
In other words, she said to herself, “Gee, I really hate this guy, so much so that even saying ‘sorry, I was misinformed’ is too much to bear, so I’m just going to make up whatever I have to so I won’t have to be wrong”.
Well, Dhoti, it’s not like you said, Sorry, Mabs was misinformed. Your “mabsba was talking out her a$$ again” was completely inflammatory.
I applaud your attempt to play the sexism card, mabs, but as I’ve already explained, repeatedly and at length, my issue is not that someone else made a mistake, but that you felt the need to lie about it for, really, no rational reason whatsoever.
Thank you, though, for proving my point — as I’ve said, you only believe that civil behavior is for “good people”, and you feel entitled to lie, invent, whatever if a “bad person” is involved.
For the record, PK, if you ever see mabs responding to something I’ve said, don’t take it at face value — she’s not above lying to get her way.
Yes, Nucky, it was. And it was apparently the only way to get her attention — I pointed it out politely downthread, to no response.
Did that give mabs permission to start making stuff up?
do you ever come back days later and think, “man i shouldn’t of reacted that way”?
Wait, we’re getting lattes in the death camps? Government waste!
Well the US government has to think of new ways to get us to drink the Kool-Aid, dress it up like a latte. Make mine a ‘Skinny’ please?
I’d like mine vanilla, with an extra shot of espresso and whipped cream, please.
i’d work longer in the de@th camp if my lattes could have hearts and flowers made out of the frothy wonderfulness floating on top.
Oh my gods, are you serious? You ask someone if they have a life, ramble about them spending too much time on an online forum.. And then you spew out all that crap below? Someone has a hard-on for Dhoti.
Dhoti how cute! You have your own little stalker troll. Let’s cage it and poke at it with sticks.
I’m pretty sure it’s a troofer, though — ew. Throw it back! Burn it with fire!
…burn it with Thermite!
Tsk tsk — now you’re just wasting perfectly good thermite.
You’re right. Let’s go make a block of ice explode instead, ok?
i thought the next mythbusters experiment was the exploding anal beads… right, rando?
Make it so.
we’re testing them on cruiser, aren’t we?
can we post it on youtube?? please? please?
Cruiser likes that too much.
LOL! Mythbusters rock, but the exploding anal beads are REAL, that’s no myth.
I thought on the last 9/11 lol it was determined that there was termite dust found in the rubble….Stupid terrorist insects.
lalalalala de@th to america ! nom nom nom wood nom nom nom
nom nom nom america…..has a
Umm… if the superstructure of a multi-story skyscraper is built with wood… I don’t want to go near that building. If it’s not built with wood… why would termites matter? I’m so confused…
It was a typo for thermite dust. But termite dust was a much more amusing concept.
But those are fun! We can sit back and laugh at all the batsh!t!
Yeah, he’s great. Remember the time he saved the world from alien invasion? Or that time he stopped those terrorists in the big building all by himself and let Alan Rickman fall to his death? Or that time he killed Saddam Hussein with his bare hands? Yeah, that was awesome.
Who you taling about Ron Paul or Cruiser?
Ron Paul, of course! Don’t you remember the last hope for this country doing all those amazing things?
Insult his appearance, very intelligent and mature. Google Ron Paul and read about what he stands for. Rudy Guliani is a former mayor of New York up to 2001. He was a democrat / independant until the 1980′s where he flipped to a neocon-republican.
Google Ron Paul please.
Are you being paid to talk up Ron Paul?
Aww look the trolly called me mature and intelligent….. Isa smart people!!!!
Really dude Ron Paul is antiquated and why he didn’t come close the the Republican Primary. The guy needs to find a happy medium. He makes me look like I love big government. The man should not run again.
Well, he says mature and intelligent, but he means old, and an educated elitist.
Who you calling educated… I’m a conservative… we all now educated conservatvie is like turthful liberal…. sheesh!!
I have read up on/googled Ron Paul in the past. What he stands for scares the cr@p out of me. No thank you, very much!
see if this works. Cruiser you are inspirational. just like:…..
it’s a picture of what google returns as the “biggest douche”
Ron Paul WON the Fox News debate, the only debate will all 12 cannidates.
Ronald Ernest “Ron” Paul (born August 20, 1935) is an American physician and Republican Congressman for the 14th congressional district of Texas. Paul is a member of the Liberty Caucus of Republican congressmen which aims to limit the size and scope of the federal government,[2] and serves on the House Foreign Affairs Committee, the Joint Economic Committee, and the Committee on Financial Services, where he has been an outspoken critic of American foreign and monetary policy. He has gained notoriety for his right-libertarian positions on many political issues, often clashing with both Republican and Democratic Party leaders. Paul has run for President of the United States twice, first in 1988 as the nominee of the Libertarian Party and again in 2008 as a candidate for the Republican nomination.
He is the founder of the advocacy group Campaign for Liberty and his ideas have been expressed in numerous published articles and books, including End The Fed (2009), and The Revolution: A Manifesto (2008).
Congratulations on learning how to successfully copy and paste! Now, as the ultimate test of your skill, learn how to use the “Reply” button!
Like this?
Sweet!
Apparently, trolls can learn!!! Hmmmm, this completely changes my thesis. *goes back to studying the trolls and furiously rewriting her notes*
Maybe he can learn to spell “candidate”?
It’s a possibility, but I don’t want to skew my data by making guesses.
And this?
I cans learn goods. Yay.
Cruiser, the problem everyone has with you on this thread is that your babbling on about Ron Paul had NOTHING to do with the funny of this caption nor had anyone made a comment about Ron Paul.
Well, no one had made a comment about Ron Paul so I did. He is captioned in the image. So sorry to bring a little bit of seriousness into the silly.
So sorry to bring a little bit of seriousness into the silly.
this is a LOL site. if you want a bit of seriousness… lemme direct you to {http://politicalpreachinessandgeneraldou.blogspot.com/}
*high fives shorty*
i gotta give andy the credit for creating it and then UPDATING it! lol.
Where is Andy? I kind of miss the zombie…
Andy has a random schedule, poor guy. Someone should hug then flash him. Oh hey there Nucky! How are you?
*points up*
*hugs Andy then does a drive by boobie flash* Oh, hey, Andy, how you doin’?
*picks jaw up off the floor*
Cah hunbuhy heh ee wih hhih
*looks around for a dentist to interpret jawless speak*
Here, sweetie, let me help *reattaches Andy’s jaw* You don’t want to be without a jaw on Oralday, now do you?
Well, gee, f*ckwit, Mitt Romney isn’t mentioned but he’s in the picture. Why not make some asinine comment about him as well?
As for Ron Paul, I hate to tell you this, but his day has come and went and the sun has set on any chance of him becoming president. You might be better off looking for the next best thing.
Where’s Mitt Romney?
Other side of Rudy, you can just make out his mic stand… **PK ladies get your mid out of the gutter**
Doesn’t look like him, the hair’s too fair. Tancredo, more likely.
And his erroneous and insulting assumption that most of us don’t know who or what Ron Paul is.
Dudette anyone with Two first names is EASY to remember….
**whispers** sorry if the other thread seemed sexist to you, most of it was a joke, and yes people’s perceptions are different. **smacks Mabs on the arse** See I’m not always sexist, hey do you work out?!?!
*breaks ILPB’s arm* Ooops. Shouldn’t startle people with martial arts training.
**takes out super glue fixes arm** it’s ok I have another arm….
**smacks Mabs arse with other hand, and quickly points and Nucky** Umm she did it!!
Hey now! I’ll do my own arse smacking, thank you very much!
Well next time hit this target (_l_)
Why, ILPB, I didn’t know you liked it rough.
Only on Tuedays!! Wednesdays its quick and dirty, Thrusday is off day, Friday is romance day, and Sat well… oh $hit that whole post is BS…
*grabs ILPB by the ears – again!*
HOW rough do you want it??
Apparently he likes it really rough some days. Last week he asked me to bight his fallus[sic].
ouch!!! please don’t mention that again, for my own fantasy’s sake
Q8-K….
Yay, Nucky finally ninja-d someone. Heehee
I award you these shiny internets!
I award you the Platinum Medal, like the Soviet Ice Skater (who won silver yet made up his own medal).
I didn’t hear about that. Do tell?
Go to yahoo…. apparently he was so angry about getting Silver he made up his own medal. Or google Plushenko.
Oh, he’s the jackass that said if you don’t do a quad then you’re not a man…..idjit.
nucky – pretty sure you’ll enjoy the snarky writing on this gossip blog… this article in particular talks about the “platinum” medal.
{http://dlisted.com/node/36196}
Thanks, shorty. I love Dlisted……
I saw the interview with the gold medalist, and of course the interviewer played all those comments and asked him what he thought. He was very cool, basically along the lines of ‘maybe there’s bit more to it than landing one quad.’ Which is, imo, so completely true. His jumps were spectacular.
Mabs, did you see the clip of the interview with our ice dancers where the American couple interrupted the interview because “they just couldn’t wait” and there was hugging and kissing, and congrats and tears…..mostly from me. LOL
Just saying (and not like I should have an opinion… I only trained competitively for half a decade and skated with most of the skaters on the Canadian team right now), but Plushenko does have a point. The only reason Lycasek won is that he took advantage of a glitchy judging system put in place to stop the type of cr ap that happened at Salt Lake City. While the most technically capable skater should be the one that ultimately wins gold, part of that should also include taking technical risks. A quad in combination has become fairly standard fare for senior men’s skating, and not even attempting it is taking an easy way out, with less risks.
Churj: given your background/experience, you’re probably right. However, the Russian was/is a
d!ck. And I stand by that opinion.
churj – from someone who watches ice skating but hasn’t ever trained… i appreciate the difficult technical aspects but the sport’s gotten a lot more boring since people stopped caring about the artistic aspect of a performance. it’s now jump jump jump jump little footwork jump jump spin spin jump end ta-da! rather than doing something that looks nicely and is choreographed to the music… i’ve been watching skating for years and years and it has very little appeal to me anymore.
But no one even landed a quad in competition until Kurt Browning..
Oh, I agree entirely with you shortright… no one these days can rival the likes of Kurt Browning or Scott Hamilton. I’d argue (and by that I mean contending, not actually getting upset or anything) that ice dance has become more artistic, despite the addition of lifts and spins. There are still some skaters that can pull off a strong presentation as well: reference Patrick Chan. Ironically, he doesn’t do a quad, which I guess kind of reaffirms your point. I think the main reason for the change is the new judging system… if you leave a presentation mark in, then you end up with “subjectivity” and there WILL be rigged judging. By taking it out, you’ve also taken out the need for the program to have feeling, and not just technical perfection.
i know how to fixed the effed up skating points……!! we’ll ask brian boitano!
*starts humming what would brian boitano do*
What would Brian Boitano do, if he were here right now?
He’d make a plan and he’d follow through, that’s what Brian Boitano’d do!
On a side note, that plan will involve triple axels!
Plushenko had it coming, and his whining afterwards proves it.
WWBBD?
now if only you could grow/buy/find/steal/trade for a sense of humor we’d be doing better already…
I will concede that I appreciated his point about Dhoti being a “snarfing douche bag”….as occasionally he/she is.
I can agree sort of, as I still haven’t figured out why he flipped on me the other day… But he was also quite capable of a real conversation about economy during the bush years without hurling an insult out (at me at least).
Well, I did say occasionally
. Some days he/she is….well, you were on the receiving end, so you know.
Oh yup, then I guess I agree completely!
All this s/he Dhoti talk has me thinking about SNL’s Pat.
Bipolar. Oh, and ‘she.’
Oops, my mistake.
it’s ok… i didn’t know that til yesterday and i’ve been around for a bit!
Wow she flings insults like a man….. **insert sexism label here**
Jumping to incorrect conclusions again, are we?
Tone is so difficult to pick up in print; after that conversation, I was happy to realize that I probably misjudged you initially. I’m still not sure if I’m on board with your point, but whenever I have to go back and do more research to figure out why, I’m happy.
I can agree completely with that sentiment; it’s very difficult to read beyond words sometimes. If somebody’s initial interpretation is off from what is intended, it sort of destroys the whole dialogue.
I’m on here to joke around mostly, but I’m always up for a chance to have somebody make me reconsider a point of view.
just a suggestion, but maybe ehh.. do the research first before the misjudging. ..ehh, maybe we don’t attack until we’re sure about the on-board off-board thingy….meh, just a suggestion.
Gosh guys. So harsh. There’s a really funny clip of Rudy online showing him saying “9/11″ a thousand times during several of his speaches.
Ron Paul would beat Rudy Guliani in a potato sack race any day!
speeches. the word does NOT have an A in it. got it, quayle?
I like S’peaches in my milk shakes……Oh, and Shorty, I like you’re s’peaches, can I shake your tree?
of course!
Ok grammar Nazis. It’s like I’m talking to a group of 8th grade language arts teachers. I proofed this post for errors and submit it as my final comment.
Don’t take a proof-reading job. It should be ‘as,’ not ‘like.’
Next time, try starting with something other than a condescending insult.
Promises, promises.
you fail miserably. we weren’t being grammar nazis. we were being spelling nazis. way to go…
Hey shortright, you forgot to capitalize
Crusier: They ain’t really grammar Nazis; I just destroy the English language on here, but rarely get picked on, I believe it’s b/c you come off as a douche.
churj – i never capitalize unless it’s an acronym. yes, it’s technically incorrect, but i’m consistent!
Consistency is a good thing… If you’re not regular, people might think you’re pregnant. Badum tsch.
People, you hijacked my thread! I was in the middle of getting to Shorty’s peaches! Dammit.
Millions of s’peaches, s’peaches for free!
great f’n thread! weeeeeeeeeee
Uh, excuse me while I point and laugh…
Ok, all done.. Ron may beat Rudy in a potato sack race but we quit nominating potential presidents that way when Hoover won.
Hoover sucks.
Crusier swallows.
ILPB watches.
My IQ feels like it’s dropping…
IQ’s can go into the negative?
God Crusier… so tempting to say “your’s did”… but then Churj will have to go study for hours to get the IQ points back, and I woulnd’t want to that to Churj….
Stop making insulting so easy, I want to be challenged.
I used to have a Hoover, but it didn’t suck as well as you might think.
ILPB you are a fat guy right?
WTF, cruiser? What the hell does anyone’s weight have to do with the fact that you’re an unamusing, humourless troll?
Cruiser: Yeah I gots extra weight… so what does that have to do with anything in a battle of wits. **insert unwitty comment about Crusier being unarmed**
Thank you for trying to protect my IQ! At least Diss made me laugh!
My job here is done, then!
I see Nucky is also a bit large in the tummy. I like how people protect fat people like it’s a disability.
*headdesk*
Have YOU seen a picture of Nucky? I have. That’s not the kind of curves she means.
But of course someone can’t defend a fat person without being fat, just as someone can’t defend a black person against racism without being black.
Alright cruiser, end it now. A person’s body type does not matter, and this is getting beyond offensive to completely out of line personal attacks. I’ll be happy to see your comments getting moderated out.
I’m pretty sure I just got double ninja’d… but I’m not sure it counts in this case!
And I see Cruiser is obviously a 12 year old. What’s next? I wear glasses, want to call me “four-eyes”?
Oh, and BTW, Yeah, I have curves – more than you could ever hope to handle.
Leave the chubby people alone!!!
*runs in throwing love handles*
They just keep growing back!!!! Aaahhhhhh!!!!!
*hyperventilates*
Rando likes himself some curvy ladies. Rando also liked talking about himself in the 3rd person.
@Cruiser. ZOMG Elebenty!!!11!11!!!!1! There are fat people on PK. They are probably Belgian commie socialist nazis!! Doesn’t change the fact that you are a crotch cricket.
Crotch crickets. That’s a new one.
I hear shaving wont get rid of crotch crickets.
Cruiser’s got the hots for Ron Paul… sort of Smithers/Burns thing, I reckon. And ron Paul is also skinny. It all makes perfect sense.
My husband plays Mafia Wars. One of the guys in his mafia is named Your Mom Gave Me Crotch Crickets. I can’t take credit for it, but it did make me laugh my butt off.
*covers crotch* shhhhhhhhh. be quiet it! do you hear that? chrrrrrrrp chrrrrrrp…….chrrrrrrrp chrrrrrrrp shut the fvck up before the crotch crickets realize we’re here.
Holy crap! He can be taught! Now give him two sticks and see if he can learn how to set himself on fire!
oh hey! it’s tuesday!
HAPPY ORALDAY, HOOTCHES!!
Snowed in today! No work. This only happens in Austin once every four years or so. HAPPY HAPPY TUESDAY!!!
Let me guess y’all got like 1″ of snow?!?!?
People who make an effort to type y’all FAIL. I hate Texans almost as much as I hate peanut butter.
Well that’s nice, too bad I’m from VA (Virginia for you ignorant folk **cough cough** Crusier **cough cough**)
but but but, Ron Paul is from Texas.
ZING!!!
He is, but he doesn’t talk like it.
“I hate Texans almost as much as I hate peanut butter.” Where does it say anything about people speaking? I see Texans. Go on back pedal, I’ll be here waiting. **sits down and waits for the entertainment**
LoL…. Ron Paul is the one and only exception.
That’s some mighty fine backpedaling.. Look at that technique!
*awards Cruiser silver medal for backpedaling*
Hmmm…4 periods in his ellipsis. I’m sorry, but we’re gonna have to dock him a couple points. He’s only eligible for the bronze.
He’ll just change it to platinum.
@Rando. you get docked for typing the word ‘periods’ (plural), sorry bro rules are rules.
wicket, that just made my day!
finally, a little recognition (minus the capital letters, and the exclamation points, and the giggles of glee).
I thought it was a lovely ZING!!!!. (I don’t do ‘giggles of glee,’ sorry.
)
nothing wrong with giggles. i’d vote for them if they were running.
god bless you mabs. it took a bit, but i see all the tell-tale signs of success in your post. capitals, exclamations, and …..oh you don’t giggle with glee?
Nucky is the one who giggles. Maybe it’s a Canadian thing?
*shakes fist* CANADA!!!
Then you must despise Ron Paul because he’s the senator of Texas you douche. Go cruise yourself off a bridge.
Know you got Q-< by Wicket
Yeah, he did, but it was a good comment, ILPB, especially the “cruise yourself off a bridge”. That’s a classic right there.
Oh yeah it was good…. but I just wanted to make the fancy ninja sign….. DON’T RAIN ON MY PARADE!!! **runs off crying**
Aw, I’m sorry, ILPB. You made a very nice ninja sign. It’s pretty.
Crap. I got ninja’d.
dorks
asshat
WICKED BURN, MAN! Oh wait, no it’s not. It’s pretty f’ing stupid actually.
Hey Cruiser? Wanna go for a ride with me?
*ebil laugher as he climbs into the car*
*drives off and starts texting*
MUAHAHAHAHAA!!
Oh, Wow, you really are evil.
I like that in my women!
Not sure, probably less. People definitely freak out down here when it snows.
People in my town apparently bring out their cameras:
Snow pictures form Gothenburg, some fun, some just neat.
We had a bad weekend weather wise, public transport been very wobbly since Friday evening. *mutters*
Sorry, wrong link. Those were the boring pics. I meant these ones!
Pretty! Do you have to shovel your roof? (My parents grew up in Montana, for which that’s pretty typical winter weather, and sometimes they had to shovel snow off the roof so it wouldn’t collapse.)
Scarey thing is DC area had to shovel our roofs. Talk about sacrey bein gin the attic and hearing everything creak b/c of the wieght of the snow.
Yes… I don’t think this house is in any danger, as it has the slanted roof most buildings here have, but sports halls and similar with flatter roofs really need shovelling on an almost daily basis now. Quite a few have collapsed anyway. (Shoddy building work is behind most collapses, it seems.)
Sounds like my friend’s plumber who wasn’t going to insulate the pipes he had just installed because ‘it doesn’t freeze very often.’ The hilarious thing is that she was replacing the pipes because the previous ones froze…because they weren’t insulated.
definition of insanity…..
My bike looks kind of like the ice covered one right now.
WOOHOO, ORAL DAY!!! Now, who’s gonna play with me?
Do you like it Canadian?
I love it all!
And all of it loves you…
thats creepy stalker talk.
Does that mean Canada is stalking Nucky? O.o
if it makes for good humor, i’d say that i’m chris hansen and Canada just walked into a dateline taping of “to catch a predator”. if you have nothing else to say “Canada” you are free to walk out that door.
Happy Oralday, my little kumquat! And happy New Release Day at Blockbuster! *grabs the car keys*
People still go to Blockbuster?
People who don’t have Netflix. There are no good releases today so don’t bother.
The girlfriend wants to see Everybody’s Fine.
The Ivan knows where his bread is buttered.
Yeah sure however us REAL men know that Ivan’s just whipped, next he’ll be doing the dishes, cleaning the house, folding the laundry cooking…. wait hold on a sec **shouts into other** Yes dear, I’ll start cooking dinner right after I finish this load of laundry and vacumming the Den. **comes back to board** Sorry y’all gots work to do.. I mean ummm I got Sports Center to watch.
You can’t fool me, ILPB, we already established that you like to be whipped…..
I AM entirely self sufficient. I do my own laundry and she does hers. I cook as much as she does. The one who cooks gets to chill while the other washes up, and vice versa. We are not living together so I can have a slave. I vacuum, I dust. I do floors, I even do windows!
PPST Hamburger Helper and Ramen Noodles doesn’t count as cooking.
You forgot bathrooms!! Ivan has dirty bathrooms…. I bet you don’t even flush either..
My chicken and dumplings are legendary. The 16 yo step son begs for them.
Hamburger Helper does too count as cooking!!!! It does! Screw you guys, I’m going home!!
(P.S. I do the cooking around here, and most of my food is crap, but I make an awesomely awesome meatloaf.)
Now I’m askeerd to go into my bathroom. ILPB is hiding in there!!
O.O
Sounds a bit like me and DU. Course, maybe we take it a LITTLE further, in that we haven’t actually met, but the principle is the same…
I’ve had two internet romances, and both times i started feeling they were getting a bit clingy, so i broke it off with both. I’m so pathetic.
We like to make sure all the responsibilities are divided exactly 50/50. So far this has proven an effective method.
by the way DU, in retrospect, you were the worst of the two. Always calling me and IM’ing me….i need to live my own life!
I..we…you…what? That…that’s preposterous!You were the one always calling me! I mean, I had to block you from my phone, change my e-mail address, I even had to get a new fb account and you call me clingy? *goes to PK settings and puts Webilt on ignore* Hmph!
Had to google that one…well, DeNiro’s generally a good actor, but he’s made a few total dogs, too. And I somehow have a feeling this ain’t no “Taxi Driver”…
I noticed “The Informant” is coming out on DVD this week — I loved that. I’m not entirely sure if I’d appreciate it as much if I wasn’t a lawyer, though. (Like “Michael Clayton” that way!)
i thought everyone (il)legally downloaded their movies… silly me!
I give my guy crap for that all the time…..after I’ve watched his copy.
The studios are really going after people who download movies, beware! ILPB I suggest you google every movie you’ve ever seen + torrent and download them all. Then make sure to open up your ports, disable firewall, and seed them for a good month.
your port 10083 is open! …you better not do anything illegal, because THEY are watching you!
PS. if you have a wireless modem with horrible security…it’s almost impossible to be held responsible in court for what happens on your network…..just saying.
Lol….you should have heard the rant I gave one of my kids for illegally downloading movies. I have a healthy level of paranoia for such things.
I recommend Peer Block. It’s free and it blocks all the baddie government people.
what was the rant diss? and just curious, what was the movie?
Ok I are dones now. It’s so hard not to feel like a stranger walking into an old saloon full of regulars. Troll is going away now, feel free to flame me as I leave. PS, to all the fatties…. loose some weight.
PS to all the raging assh0le douchebag trolls… FVCK OFF!
there, i fixed it for you.
What’s really sad is that I think it thinks it’s clever for making a fat joke. Srsly? Fat jokes?
i’m also trying to figure out how it expects anyone to “loose” weight. everyone i know “loses” weight…
Well, Andy’s love handles do come off pretty easily…
well after a while of not working out, the weight kind of hangs off the body loosely….
So cruiser is encouraging people to not work out?
*drops 25 lb. dumbbell on Cruiser*
There. I loosed the weight.
You may want to ice that.
Bets are now open on Cruiser using a new e-mail address and coming back as “someone else” aka stinky, smelly Cruiser sock. Who wants to place the first bet?
No bet, girlie! But I do look forward to figuring out which sock belongs to him!
Ooo, we have a new game on PK? *claps hands and jumps up and down* Yay, Identify Cruiser’s Sock. *watches Ivan’s eyes glaze over at the bouncing and giggles*
Cruiser is teh coolest!
Can’t be Cruiser only one typo!!! (I know I’m a hypocrite and I’m proud of it)
Damn. I wish I’d put a bet on now. But wait, isn’t it just ILPB’s avatar with a bit of Wite-Out?
Dude I’m too lazy to sock.
Just trying this to see if it works…
YAY, it works!!! Double the votes for my own lols!!
OK EWAdams…. :-p
That’s just mean! No one should be compared to that preachy d!ck. Besides, Keithys lols are actually funny!
I think that’s charro’s alter ego, actually.
Shut up Rando’s alter ego!
How did you know it was me??? *looks at hyperlinked name* Oooooh.
Yeah.. That’s it. I don’t recognise your pink avatar at all..
Nah, it’s a shop job. Look you can see the pixels are off and if we turn it just a little bit sideways……ZOMG!! IT’S A BELGIAN!
Hee hee.
You know, without the fatties insult you would have had a little sympathy from me. Even if all your posts were condescending and unrelated to the current Lolz, you still deserved a second chance once you realized how things kind of work around here. But then the fatties insult and it’s good riddance to you.
Nah, see, cruiser surfaces from time to time and is always a prick. Don’t worry about the sympathy.
it’s a character flaw of mine
Operator! Give me the number for 911!